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Posted by KMSV on August 31, 2007 at 17:10:27:
In Reply to: Re: Let's Play a Game! posted by Dick Mac on August 31, 2007 at 16:23:52:
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Hi Dick! Hi Dick! Why does anyone even THINK Tom Cruise would even ENTER into a conversation about sex? I wouldn't fuck him with Sandra Bernhard's penis. I miss you. : FMK, you realize that backwards it says KMF! Is that A KelMarFuck? : I will stay on track with previous lists: : Brad Pitt : Fuck Brad Pitt, because he is hot and why do I give two shits if he is PW'd at home. He's still lovely! : Marry Johnny Depp because he is lovelier than Brad Pitt and seems like a good husband/parent. : Kill Tom Cruise. Well, you know . . . do you need a reason? : FMK me! : : : Today's game is "Eff, Marry, Kill" and it's a slamma jamma extravagamma! : : How to play: : : Choose three famous people (dead or alive) all with a relatively comparable level of hotness... or not-ness if you wanna get weird. : : You must choose one you would fuck, one you would marry and one you would kill. Then explain the thoughts behind your choices. : : (Yea, I'm planning on being really bored today.) : : I'll go first: : : Christian Bale : : Fuck: : : Marry: : : Kill: : : : : Christian? Brudda looks like he's gonna hold up real well. I don't foresee his face getting busted for many years to come. Plus, I loved American Psycho. : : Brad Pitt? Because he has a bigger vagina than Oprah thanks to being pussywhupped by the last two broads he's banged. This bitch needs to go back to dating Juliette Lewis, circa cornrows. : : Okay, next? : : XOOXXO & *FU*!
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