54 Virtual Birthday Spanks . . .
(gets out a lovely little paddle, taps it against her hand consideringly, and starts in:)

*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*

(pauses for a moment, smirks a bit, continues:)

*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*

And one for luck.

*SMACK*

Happy birthday, O mad one! Here's to many more! :-)

--Lisa, the Subversive Gremliness

-- the Gremliness
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