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Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
02/16/11 08:25 AM
TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02) [re: ] Reply to this post

Ed. This is the fifth round of the 2002 Mr/Ms TW Competition. Round 4 ended in controversy when twister took the decision to subtract 'alter ego' votes from the final poll results. In this thread, his decision is challenged by 96dbfreak (Stu), SoulLoveChild and Diamond_Dave, who accuse twister and his 'puppy' clique of rigging the vote in twister's favour. Soon Stu finds himself at the forefront of a 'puppy' counterattack, and he appeals to the good sense of independent TWers to see through twister's Machiavellian plot to take over TW. Has Stu bitten off more than he can chew this time? Will Stu's slippers survive the nipping and clawing of twister's most faithful puppies???

(Some relevant subject lines appear in square brackets after the poster's name.)


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twister: Rules and stuff are here. Summary version: vote for whoever's posts you like best.

By my reckoning an absolute minimum of fifteen illegitimate posts were cast in the last round. I suspect there were almost certainly more, but deducting those minimum of fifteen gives the following results:

Round Four Results:

Monkeyboy - 28: dearlady2001 - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 24: dearlady - 11
dearlady2001 - 8: Sysiyo - 24
dearlady2001 - 9: tv eye - 25
Monkeyboy - 15: Remade/Remodeled - 22
Monkeyboy - 22: Sysiyo - 9
Monkeyboy - 18: tv eye - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 18: Sysiyo - 10
Remade/Remodeled - 18: tv eye - 13
Sysiyo - 9: tv eye - 16

Ranked order:

Remade/Remodeled (4 wins)
Monkeyboy (3)
tv eye (2)
Sysiyo (1)
dearlady2001 (0)

Here we go again, I guess.

Results will be announced as the next round begins, in three days time.

[ed. Here twister made several posts, each containing a poll. Since I don't have access to the results, I'll simply post the pairings. Note: twister mistyped Sylvanelf as 'Syvanelf' in his own poll, a point alluded to by king_dice later on.]

Bandit vs. Rose_stardust
Bandit vs. Sylvanelf
Bandit vs. trendy rechauffe
Bandit vs. twister
Rose_Stardust vs. Sylvanelf
Rose_Stardust vs. trendy rechauffe
Rose_Stardust vs. twister
Sylvanelf vs. trendy rechauffe
Syvanelf vs. twister
Twister vs. trendy rechauffe

The Awful Truth (anonymous):

In reply to:

By my reckoning an absolute minimum of fifteen illegitimate posts were cast in the last round.


Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.

power2charm: [The little wonder of Leeds]: Rose_Stardust has given me and you:

HOBBY (also hobby idiots and hobby wizards)
Aunt Betty the agony aunt
kite flying - the balm for the soul
Mary Poppins and Singing in the Rain - for when we are down and out
Chesney Hawkes - a terrible joke upon us all, though she did terrorize his fansite for a while, which was funny
the cheese tease - myth at play (she hated it all along)
many drunken posts - to show us her, and therefore all of our, vulnerability
BEN, the boyfriend - true love found her in the end ( I hope true love used "protection")
the banishment of FoolishTroll - the power of redemption (when she returned as Rose) sent our spirits skyward

For these reasons, my vote this round goes to Rose. I enjoy the posts of several other contestants in this round, and the final decision for Rose was not without careful consideration.

God bless Rose_Stardust, and if there's anything left over after that, the rest of you sorry lot.

Sylvanelf: [I miss the subject lines [Ed. a reference to twister's poll posts]]:
Yup.

[jealous]Oh yeah, and screw you, Power2Charm! I knew you'd be rooting for your favorite little poster, Rose_Stardust, you horny old man [/jealous]

WildWind: [Double standard alert!]:

In reply to:

many drunken posts - to show us her, and therefore all of our, vulnerability


Oh sure, and when *I* make drunken posts, you tell me that I shouldn't put so much value on alcohol, and I'm wasting my life and potential by enjoying the drink so much, and I should learn to be more like you and enjoy life sans alcohol.

beatled: Aw, don't be so jealous...I voted for ya, Syl

uncle_Ruskie: [3 of 3: The Best Yet]: Well, the time has come for my third and final venture into political campagining. However this ad is different than the others. This, is an attack ad against one of my fellow candidates. I'm very proud of this one, it was made just as I had envisioned it.

Enjoy:



Silverstar: if you WERE in wilco, i might be sufficiently motivated to go and listen to their cd. just to see what having you in the band would do to their sound. "but mr. russ, we dont want the synthesizers in this song....". chaos ensues.

beatled: p2c...Ruskie...p2c...Ruskie...p2c...Ruskie...

jesus, my brain is going to explode next round

DarkFire: You are trying to make the balance in you favor posting the sad icon in the ones you name appear. You are trying to win votes using this psychological trick?

king_dice: yes, and that's not the only psychological trick - note that in the "main event", i.e. himself v. elfboy, he intentionally misspells his opponent's name on the ballot, thinking that MAYBE the voters will think that "syvanelf" is some newbie or something and will thus vote for twisty

we ain't gonna fall for it! and, in fact, in the first vote i have cast thus far, i'm voting for elfboy out of principle

i think that a minimum of SIX votes should be subtracted from each of twister's scores to balance the scales (seeing as he's running the whole thing). i mean c'mon, it's like having a presidential election come down to a state in which one of the candidate's brothers is governer. can't have that, right?!?!

king_dice:

In reply to:

the final decision for Rose was not without careful consideration


i think your "little man" has clouded your judgement

misterZ:

In reply to:

Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.


You've made an interesting point there. Seems the whole thing's rigged when the pollster decides he/she can just pull votes at his/her own will (not sure if twister's a boy or a girl, I'm new around here). But you know what they say about the internet though and the people who love having the last word...

beatled:

In reply to:

he intentionally misspells his opponent's name on the ballot, thinking that MAYBE the voters will think that "syvanelf" is some newbie or something


thank you, i haven't laughed so hard all day!

twister:

In reply to:

Is there any point in continuing with this? You have obviously already decided who is going to be the eventual winner.


Exactly why this almost didn't get continued, I knew there'd be some dickhead (too scared to log in, poor baby) making such accusations. Go look over the 'round 4' results though, mate - try logically arguing with my conclusion.

Besides, if I was gonna rig the damn thing there's not a chance in hell EuropeanCanon would have only came third in his round.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Seems the whole thing's rigged when the pollster decides he/she can just pull votes at his/her own will


Precisely. Would you care for a wager? The eventual "winner" of this "contest" (not round 5 - I think we all know who'll win that - but the whole thing) will either be Twister, or one of his pals. Even if the "results" don't actually indicate that, he'll just discount any votes that don't agree with his desired result.

ziggywombat: [someone needs a dictionary]: what do you care? you're ignoring him anyways.

beatled: I disagree. I think the winners would have been much different had twister rigged it. Unless he's a fantastic liar (which I doubt, I just think he's good at playing the dick at times) then the results are gonna be good for the most part. Do you assume he's messing with them just because you aren't happy with the results?

Dentarthurdent: Twister winning would rather be the logical prediction, seeing as twister came in second back when I compiled that old "favorite TWers" thread. I don't see why he would lose too many fans, but the first place Monkeyboy has been posting sparsely in this Heathen era of new posters.

Perhaps you consider Monkeyboy "one of his pals," anyway.

Edit: Granted, the analogy's somewhat flawed, but works well enough.

schizophrenic: Give it a rest, 96dbFreak.
Just because you hate twister, doesn't mean you have to reply negatively to every one of his threads.
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I forgot you were "ignoring" him.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Do you assume he's messing with them just because you aren't happy with the results?


I'm not assuming anything - he explicitly indicated that he had discounted 15 votes in each of the rounds where one of his mates didn't win. He's not a liar, just a cheat.

96dbfreak: I am ignoring him. Tell me the last time that I replied to him. By contrast, he thinks nothing of replying to me with his usual charm. [Ed. Links to another thread.]

ziggywombat: he doesn't claim to be "ignoring" you. and let's face it, you are a bit of a dickhead.

twister: Stu, your tiresome insistence of accusing me of things that you know can't possibly be true is never going to end, is it?

If you actually feel you have a genuine grievance with the votes that were discounted, go have a look over the previous round's votes and come back with an actual argument instead of your groundless accusations, alright?

As it stands, my best friend came second in her round - and my favourite poster came third in his. Of course I'm sure facts like this don't interest you.

And finally, would you care to actually break out a list of which of the fifty contestants you consider "pals" of mine? I'm sure you're hedging your bets ever so slightly with such a vague statement.

schizophrenic:

In reply to:

I am ignoring him.


No you're not. Talking ABOUT him still counts.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

someone needs a dictionary



You could use one yourself, then perhaps you could spell humane.

king_dice: this thread is immensely entertaining!

you and twisty bicker like an old married couple

twister is right, of course

JonnyManic:

In reply to:

You could use one yourself, then perhaps you could spell humane.


And you're how old, again?

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

he thinks nothing of replying to me with his usual charm


But don't take my word for it - his "usual charm" isn't just reserved for me. He regularly targets other people in his typically obnoxious manner. But all you Twister puppies jump to his defence if anyone has the temerity to point out what a slimeball he really is. Good puppies.

ziggywombat: hmm, so you're going to ignore any point i made and just pick on my speilling in another thread no less. why stu, i didn't know you cared.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

hmm, so you're going to ignore any point i made


What, like "you are a bit of a dickhead"? Oh yes, excellent point - just about up to the calibre of your master. Good puppy.

ziggywombat: well dude, stop being one and i'll stop calling you one. but it's true, who but a dickhead would bother picking fights with 17 year olds on the internet when he has a wife and children and, one would hope, a life?

and of course, it couldn't be that any of us actually like twister, he must have us whipped into submission. that's plausible.

king_dice: takes a lot to raise the ire of one ziggywombat!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

who but a dickhead would bother picking fights with 17 year olds on the internet when he has a wife and children


My age and or marital/family status is irrelevant. I'd be quite happy to leave Twister well alone if he were to stop behaving like the obnoxious little twat that he can't seem to help behaving like. But when he attacks me, or my friends or even people whom I don't know and who have done no wrong (except to offend his bizarre sensibilities) I'm not, as an active member of this community, just going to leave it alone and be cowed by him and his coterie of puppies.

I suggest to people that they ignore Twister because I know, from experience, that trying to argue with him is completely pointless since he is totally unwilling to recognise that he can ever be wrong. I haven't replied to any of his unpleasant barbs in a long time (since I started suggesting the ignoring approach). When other people (like you Twister puppies) get on my back about it, I respond to them. If you don't like it, why don't you ignore me? Or bozo me - then maybe the number of people who have bozoed me will get a bit closer to the much higher number who have chosen never to see one of your posts again. Good puppy.

ziggywombat: well, if he's such a wicked little goblin, maybe you should take it up with adam about having him banned. or is adam a puppy too?

and no, i will not bozo you so you can "ignore" me as well to everyone who'll listen while i'm blissfully unaware.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

well, if he's such a wicked little goblin, maybe you should take it up with adam about having him banned.


Good idea! Unfortunately I altreay suggested that once, but to no avail. The thing is that Adam understands the meaning of "general discussion forum" (anathema to Twister - who thinks that "general discussion" means "only discussion which Twister approves and sanctions").

In reply to:

or is adam a puppy too?


Not that I've seen. He's never exhibited any of your "sit up and beg" behaviour. Good puppy.

BTW, I see he's started round 6 and published the results of this "poll". What a surprise - he won! Roll over and have your belly tickled. Good puppy.

Sylvanelf: [This is getting ridiculous]: No, really, it is. Granted, the little spouts between 96dbfreak and Twister are sometimes fun to watch unfold, but this is just too much. I am almost inclined to think that this is all some elaborate joke by 96dbfreak, his constant feud with Twister, just to amuse us. In that case, 96dbfreak would be one hell of a guy! Unfortunately, he is dog poop.

So this all has to stop. It goes the same everytime. Twister says something mean/innocent/etc, and 96dbfreak starts foaming at the mouth, and declaring Twister to be Satan (when we all know that Satan is actually Carson Daly), and then also claiming that he is ignoring Twister, while simultaneously talking about him in an obsessive manner, while Ziggywombat defends every little insult against Twister.

96dbfreak, don't make me send you anthrax in the mail (cuz I will).

ziggywombat: actually, adam quite likes twister i belive, though i don't want to put words in his mouth. why don't you ask him? and one meight draw the conclusion that, if the moderator (and a damn good one too, if you dig into adam you'll lose any shred of credibily you meight still have) doesn't have a problem with a poster's actions, there is perhaps nothing fundamentally wrong with the posters actions?

as for being a puppy, well, twister is a wonderful, sweet, supportive friend and he has never ever anything but respectful and lovely to me. if that is being a puppy than i am a proud puppy.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Twister says something mean/innocent/etc


No, just mean, not innocent or etc.

In reply to:

96dbfreak, don't make me send you anthrax in the mail (cuz I will).


Good puppy. Gimme your paw. Good puppy.

Sylvanelf: I like puppies.

king_dice: yes, it's easy to think initially "man, this freak guy is so far over the top it's gotta be fake". sadly, i do not think this is the case

so who's worse, freak: twister or kirk?

96dbfreak: Well, obviously, since Kirk has virtually (and thankfully) fucked off altogether (and was clearly half insane), and since Twister continues to stick around (and is clearly a cold, calculating, egomaniac), it’s Twister who is worse.

It amuses me that you lot take this shit so seriously, although Sylvanelf almost hit the nail on the head in thinking that I do it to amuse you. I take the piss out of Twister for several reasons:
- it amuses the hell out of me
- it entertains a lot of other people (though not you puppies, obviously)
- he deserves it.

But today has been a most useful exercise. Being geriatric my memory is not great, so I can never remember which of you is a Twister puppy and which is not (and therefore which ones to be wary of in future). However, with your master under attack, all you puppies have leapt, tongues lolling, panting, to his defence, allowing me to identify which ones you are. Forewarned is forearmed, so now I have a better idea of who comprise the coterie (and therefore which ones one needs to use a rolled-up newspaper on). Bad puppies!

Dentarthurdent: [A Song For You]: I want to see seven in a row.

96dbfreak: I don't think I know that one, how does it go?

sky_kisser: Oh Stu. Oh Stu Stu Stu.

I've read this thread from top to bottom ((luckily this has been a rather insomniac-ish night so I feel this is time well wasted)), and the only cold, cruel meanie I can see on it would be...well, you. So far you have... attacked Twister's integrity, have dredged up old posts to prove weak points and have attacked his friends for coming to his most deserving side.

Twister can be... difficult. But most TWers are aware of that. I'm wondering, why do you, dear Stu, feel the need to attack instead of mournfully shaking your head at his difficult ways and going about your business like the rest of them.

Did you know that when mammals of the male gender are competing against each other their testicles swell? I heard this recently, and when I considered this in context of this current TW squabble, things became clear.

And I've concluded, you dear dear old Stu, that the reason for this little squabble is: You are ashamed of your shriveled, geriatric gentials and crave the testosterone induced swelling you get from fighting with another male in this little group.

So really. Let's not take offense from this sad, shrunken old man and his caustic ways. Let's pity him. Him, and his poor, shrunken testicles. Heaven knows I do.

SoulLoveChild: Sorry folks, but I'll go against the trend here (cos I'm never one to jump on bandwagons just to impress new friends) and support Stu here.

I can't believe you all think it's ok to say to someone's face: " I wish you'd suck your own cock and choke and die ".
I don't believe you'd all sit around at a dinner party and allow an 18 year old kid tell one of the parents at the table to "Shut the fuck up dickhead" without batting an eyelid.

It is NOT ok to sit at a computer and talk to people in this way, y' know? I dont need to come to this board and read this shit on every single thread I open, no matter who the thread is started by or what the topic is.

Sure, Stu's going on and on about it. He's made his point a while back. But twister is showing some pretty unacceptable behaviour and you're all to scared to stand up for it cos you know what's in store for you.

This whole board is a shambles. It's almost at the point of being as bad as the old MB which got shut down in early 2000. Sorry Adam, but I really don't think Evan would allow all this shit to stink so much.

anisette:

In reply to:

You are ashamed of your shriveled, geriatric gentials and crave the testosterone induced swelling you get from fighting with another male in this little group.


mmmm, mmm, girl, i know you did not just say that. deeaaaaaaaam!

did y'all hear that? that little girl just came outta nowhere and tore his ass up!!!!!

This is better than Ricky, y'all. Not quite as good as Jerry, yet, but we gettin there.

sky_kisser: You're damn right this board is in shambles. That post was no where near entertaining. Why interrupt a perfectly good spat with... with...scruples! ((And poorly worded scruples too, "cos" she says... "y'know" she says.))
I shouldn't have to read this shit on every single thread I open. The real world is for morals and politeness. This thread is for some good healthy verbal sparring, without any such social repercussions. Now go away. Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.

Dr Johnson (Anonymous):

In reply to:

That post was no where near entertaining....Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.


That's rich coming from someone who doesn't know how to spell "nowhere"

sky_kisser: Are you a man or a mouse? Log in and be proud of your crappy interjections.

SoulLoveChild:

In reply to:

Now go away. Your poor vocabulary is an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.


spoken like a true newbie. and a grade 12 one at that.

Diamond_Dave: Souly, I have to say that if my son, nephew or such told an adult at the dinner table to go and suck cock and die or whatever, he'd be off to bed with a good clip over the ear. Actually he'd be brought up to RESPECT adults so i guess that would never happen.

It's interesting to note that most of the punters here who abuse and take wild swipes are well, teenagers. Perhaps if they had someone walk up to them in the street and abuse them, they may think twice about giving it to someone in the future?

I still don't get why anyone here needs to have a go at fellow members, though when you down and out give a gob full to another member 'cause they have a name that is well, too long?

I still say if you don't like what someone here says or posts, then don't read it. Is that too hard? So why do all these silly young teens have to abuse other members is beyond me?

For those of you who support Twisty and his pure rude habbits, would you feel the same way if he abused you? Particularly when u have not really even met him? Or if i abused you 'cause your name was not right or you posted about something i didn't agree with, would you like that ?

Mesage boards are not here for ppl to sit behind a keyboard and give it to other ppl are they?

I have to say that some of these abusive posts should be looked at more closely by Adam. And Twister is smart enough to know if he gave it to Adam, his sad and sorry ass would be looong gone from these boards.

This sort of behaivour is closing in on some of the worst m/b's i have ever seen :(

We should stop bickering between each other and just leave things we don't like alone. Is that too hard for some of us?

eraserhead: Why are twister's enemies (three in number at most; check out all the popularity contests - twister's winning them all) talking about his age? The guy's 18. That's old, in my book. French poet Rimbaud wrote all his classics while he was in his teens. You can be number one on the Billboard chart when you're 18. Not too long ago, you could be the ruler of a country at age 18. So I don't really know why you're talking his age. This "show respect for the elderly" talk sounds kind of corny. To show respect for the youth is as important.

I do think twister's age is the key here though. The problem, or your problem rather, is that, although twister's young enough to be your grandson, he's twice as smart. Or, you feel he's twice as smart. I'm not talking about my personal opinion here. We often attack and criticize the people who are what we want to be ourselves.

I'm not in anyone's fan club. I think I've had as many fights with twister as I've had with WW, which says a lot. ;) The thing with twister's insults is that they're more like stand up comedy. Comedy writing. You know comedy? :)

Also, I'd say twister is the last person to be banned or censored. And please stop sucking up to Evan and Adam. I don’t want to put words in their mouths, but, from what I can tell, they're on twister's side. Or, they couldn't care less about these fights.

Sylvanelf: [Thread has exceeded the allowed amount of stupid]: Yeah, you ruined it Dave. Of course, your prescence will do that to just about any thread, I'm afraid. And SoulLoveChild, why don't you go have sex with your parents and elders if you love them so much, Jesus Christ. This is not real life. Do you think Twister walks around kicking old people and making fun of them in real life? Probably not. And Sky_Kisser is not a newbie, and she has always been a better poster than you in my opinion.

You know, people tend to get mad when someone proves that they're wrong......I wonder if 96dbFreak, Diamond_Dave, and SoulLoveChild know this? But then, Diamond_Dave just showed up here not because he agrees with 96 (at least I didn't call you freak), but because he is constantly being made fun of by Twister.

anisette:

In reply to:

you're all to scared to stand up for it cos you know what's in store for you.


what? what's in store for us?

Is Twister going to come to my house and slap me silly with his leather glove? Is Twister going to come after his opponents with a knife in a back alley somewhere? Will he come careening down the street in a semi-truck while we cross at the crosswalk?

Or maybe you're talking about all those little puppies? They will start nipping at my heels, biting my fingers, chewing up my couch, licking my face incessantly. Oooo nooo!!!!

Tell me now so I can prepare myself for the worst! I won't make any sudden moves...maybe if I keep very still and quiet, Twister and his puppies won't even know I'm here. Yeah...

sky_kisser: Newbie? Oh no baby, no. Honeychild, I've been here for years. Longer than you, in fact. I just post very little. I simply don't feel the need to talk my fool head off on everything that strikes my fancy. *pointed look*

I'm flattered that you took the time to read my information, SLC, though I'm currently on the recieving end of four years of post-secondary rather than high school and simply haven't updated.

Now I'm wondering something. I'll reply to Diamond Dave here also, because I couldn't be bothered to go back and quote his drivel. Why should I respect anyone based simply on age? Really, that seems to be taking a step backwards, for this culture of ours that is so fond of equality, like respecting a man simply because he's male. Ridiculous notion, when you stop and think.

I'll freely and generously give my respect to those who deserve it. Just because you've been on the earth longer than I, doesn't mean I should have to fawn and flatter. We should all know by now that age doesn't equate wisdom. Nor does it equal worth.

Twister is an excellent example. Yeah, he's 18. But whether he has me fuming ((which he often does))or laughing my head off, he's an intelligent fellow who'll say what he thinks. And loudly. I don't stick up for him because of some blind puppy devotion. The boy quite often drives me crazy. But I think he's entitled to a little respect from those who aren't quite up to his level so they feel like trying to take him down a couple notches instead of pulling themselves up. Should he really tell people to go choke on their own genitals? No, probably not. But such is his way. He should be taken with a grain of salt, rather than have half-wits try and rip apart his character.

Now do you have any more weak points to toss out, or can I slip back into hiding?

WildWind: Why do you consider twister's remarks so dreadfully offensive and inappropriate, yet Stu's equally offensive and vitriolic comments toward twister are perfectly acceptable?

Why must you assume that anyone coming to twister's defense is a "trained puppy" that is frightened of consequences if they don't support him (a completely baffling assertion IMO, but I digress), rather than someone who just happens to like him?

I have defended twister more than once on this board. Am I a "trained puppy"?

In response to your question, Dave, if twister made a pithy comment toward me, I'd laugh it off and either ignore it or zing right back, all in the spirit of humor, because it really isn't a big deal. People who have tried to abuse me in the past have failed miserably, because I don't react. Y'all ought to try it sometime.

I've said before that I don't like to get in the middle of this because it involves a lot of people that I like, but, jeez! The absurdity!

Cisite: As amusing as it may be at times I am getting sick of this debate, 96dbFreak has taken this whole thing way into overdrive and should really calm down a little bit.

Bandit: I've been on the receiving end of twister before in this thread. We did manage to have a reasonably civilised discussion at the time However there's no need to insult people and swear at them, I don't care if he's 18 or 38!

I haven't bozoed him because he does sometimes have interesting things to say. If he stuck to that instead of throwing insults around when he's had a bad day.....

king_dice: i'm tempted to say that age in and of itself is irrelevant on the internet, that once you step into a messageboard or chatroom you relinquish any claim to respect simply by virtue of your biology

and even if age IS still of some importance, respect still must be earned to a degree

hell, if some old man insulted me on the street, i'd throw a little something back in his face. any self-respecting individual would

i didn't know freak was an old man until i checked his bio

Remade/Remodeled: [Remember, you can't spell 'stupid' without Stu]: I feel I should reply to this as I was the reason this whole fracas began and becuase I have been called a 'puppy'.

Stu, while you've proven at every point possible that you're not a smart man, I'm going to talk to you like you are... how likely do you think it is that 15 - 20 people hate me enough to vote soley against me in every poll and not for anyone else?

It was clearly the work of a pathetic, vindictive and, most of all, stupid person who thought that such a laughable attempt to write off 'The People's Chapion' would go unnoticed.

I don't even credit you with that much stupidity, Stu.


I think your cronies are far more like puppies than anyone who has supported Twister, Stu...

You make your usual wankery, then Diamond_Dave shows up sounding like a hysterical 5 year old that twister kicked out of a sandpit. Then along comes SLC with a post that was absolutely pathetic.

You can't belittle someone who is twice as intelligent as you are, kids... it just doesn't work.

Dave, you were bitching about 'teenagers' this and Teenagers' that.

You are the 'man' who wrote one long, poorly worded love letter to your girlfriend on the boards and gave us up to the minute threads (not posts, bloody threads!) about the gain and loss of your Bowie tickets...

Who acts more like a stereotypical teenager?

If either of your incoherent babblings about elders and kids and whatnot made any sense (which it didn't), it should be pointed out to you that an 18 year old is offically an adult, not a child.

Soulie's claim that she doesn't jump on bandwagons is possibly 'the champion lie of all time', to quote Spinal Tap, as I can't remember an anti-Twister bandwagon that she hasn't jumped on.


The fact of the matter is, this MB needs people who isn't afraid to call a spade a spade, or an idiot an idiot... otherwise we'd turn into Bnet (something that Diamond_Dave has explicitly expressed a desire to do), and the idea of being part of a mutual blowjob society such as that one is enough to send any poster with half a brain running for the hills.

If you two would like a place where idiocy, hypocrisy and personal posts that should be PMs are welcomed, then Bnet is right over there... I think we'd all appreciate it if you went.


I think you failed to find the right word for those who like twister when you came upon 'puppies', Stu... 'intelligent' is a far more apt one, but clearly it's not a concept that you're too familiar with.

king_dice: [re. Remade/Remodeled]: whew!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

[king_dice] respect still must be earned to a degree


So are you saying that you respect Twister’s cheating and obnoxious insults? Good puppy!

In reply to:

[anisette] did y'all hear that? that little girl just came outta nowhere and tore his ass up!!!!!


Oh yes, definitely. I’m absolutely crushed by some Hoser slapper Twister puppy telling me that I have small gonads. Since she lives in the frozen north, she probably knows all about them (as they bang on her chin). What a blow! I shall of course mend my ways and never again point out the inescapable fact that Twister is a rude, bullying, cheating asshole after that piece of startling rhetoric. Oh yes, thoroughly chastened am I. Look! a flying pig!

In reply to:

[eraserhead] Comedy writing. You know comedy?


Yes, we know comedy. The problem with most of the Twister puppies is that they wouldn’t know comedy if it rose up and bit them on their bollocks (shrivelled or swollen). Let’s face it, Sven, the puppies do not possess anything resembling a sense of humour. They’re too busy taking themselves (and absolutely everything else) much too seriously.

In reply to:

[eraserhead] And please stop sucking up to Evan and Adam


Hmmm, except if you go back and have a look, it wasn’t the good guys who were doing that, it was the Twister puppies. But then, as a good Twister puppy, the truth doesn’t matter to you does it? Just twist it round to suit your viewpoint. Well trained.

Also, if you go back and have a closer look, you’ll see that all I did when this whole thing in this thread started, was to point out that Twister had openly fiddled the results of a previous poll, making any future result invalid because, if he doesn’t like the result, he’ll just change it to suit himself. I then got attacked by all you loyal little puppies with your witty retorts (“you are a bit of a dickhead” etc). So I defend myself and what happens? I get covered in puppy slaver. Nice. He’s trained you well. Good puppies.

In reply to:

[Sylvanelf] Diamond_Dave just showed up here not because he agrees with 96 (at least I didn't call you freak), but because he is constantly being made fun of by Twister.


Oh yes, “I wish you'd suck your own cock and choke and die” and “you self-obsessed cock-sucker”. Great fun. Very witty indeed. Worthy of Wilde, I’d say. Good puppy, your master will be pleased.

In reply to:

[sky_kisser] Now do you have any more weak points to toss out, or can I slip back into hiding?


Go. Mush!

Dentarthurdent: [To paraphrase the Simpsons priest]: Oh, go and have sex with your wife.

Rather than words comes the thought of high windows

Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
02/16/11 08:26 AM
TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 pt.2 new [re: Auntie Prism] Reply to this post

96dbfreak: [re. Remade/Remodeled]: Ahhh, I wondered when the head puppy would show up. So your lot are 'intelligent' are they? Oh absolutely. That has been ably demonstrated by their witty retorts and inescapable logic (and their unerring support for your master). Good puppy! Good puppy! And you've already had your reward in poll result 4. Good puppy! Roll over. Sit up an beg. Good puppy!

JonnyManic: I love how someone who can describe the vapid exploits of Bridget Jones as hilarious can accuse people of not having a sense of humour. Unless you were simply being humourous in your observation. Which wouldn't have been funny.

I do commend you on keeping up the 'puppies' thing, it's already gotten people worked up in the space of a few posts. I don't consider myself a twister puppy nor do I think you're stupid. However, I do find it amusing when people get a bit of a ribbing for exhibiting their idiocy and I do find it sad when a middle aged man has to whine miserably about an 18 year old bully and then try to pass it off as 'funny'.

Remade/Remodeled: [You can't spell 'stumped' without 'Stu', either]:

In reply to:

Good puppy!


In reply to:

Hoser slapper Twister puppy


In reply to:

Twister puppies


In reply to:

it was the Twister puppies.


In reply to:

loyal little puppies


In reply to:

I get covered in puppy slaver


In reply to:

Good puppies.


In reply to:

the head puppy


In reply to:

Good puppy! Good puppy!


In reply to:

Good puppy! Roll over. Sit up an beg. Good puppy!


You know, saying that a lot is not adequate compensation for not having the ability to argue, Stu

96dbfreak

In reply to:

You know, saying that a lot is not adequate compensation for not having the ability to argue, Stu


Hmmm, well, if there were something valid to argue with or about, one might attempt it. But weak insults and unswerving loyalty to your master (and a bizzare obsession with trying to annoy me by making remarks about my wife) aren't really worthy of reasoned discourse. Anyway, it's much more fun to take the piss out of you puppies (if somewhat akin to shooting fish in a barrel).

SoulLoveChild: [TW posters FIGHTING head to head [part 598501]]:
You've all just validated my points perfectly.
Thank you

Diamond_Dave: Since when did being abused constitute comedy?

Most ppl here who don't like Twisters attitude don't bother replying to him which is fair, though when he abuses the crap out of TJN for having a name that is too long by his standards. Or being called a "cock sucker" or whatever because i post amessage that he doesn't even have to look at? I do wonder?

I was 18 once and i certainly didn't abuse elders or run around m/b's giving it to ppl 'cause I didn't like their posts. It seems most 18 year olds or there abouts only abuse from behind a key board? I bet Sky Kisser or Sylvanelf would not run around a shop and abuse the shop keeper if he didn't stock their fave food.

There is a BIG DIFFERANCE between getting angy about a backstage pass to meet Bowie and giving it to a poster 'cause you didn't like them or their post. Besides, don't read the post or thread if you don't want to. Can you guys understand that?

Sky Kisser, i'm sorry dude, you are 18 and I feel you should respect Souly for stiking up for Stu, as I respect you for sticking up for Twisty ;)

I still don't really have that much to gripe about, except for when Twister and his somewhat elegant posts to ppl he has NEVER met from behind a keyboard become that of an abusive nature. If Twisty would stop being so cruel to other members then this would all die down. Why does he have to abuse ppl? We should all be as one on these boards as we are all Bowie fans.

I don't wanna argue about all this and i'm sure you guys don't either, so why doesn't Twisty tone down his abuse to other members here? To me it's just a simple thing to achieve. If twisty didn't abuse other members then none of this would take place would it?

And yes, sometimes younger ppl need to show respect to elders just as elders should show respect to younger ppl. It cuts both ways and i'm sure you all realise that ;)

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

I do find it sad when a middle aged man has to whine miserably about an 18 year old bully


You lot seem to be completely obsessed with age and in particular the disparity between mine and Twister’s ages. You’ll note that I’ve said repeatedly that I consider it irrelevant and have never made any suggestions that a person’s youth has any bearing upon their abilities as a poster. Which makes one wonder if you think it has some import - in which case, is this just some kind of inferiority complex thing? (Oh, of course, you’re Twister’s little lap-dog puppies, no wonder you feel inferior – forget I said anything).

But it makes your presence on a message board at a fan site for a man who is over eleven years older than me (and I’m so much older than you, and that’s so important) all the more strange. Why aren’t you at the message boards for Aaron Carter or Lil’ Bow Wow if youth is so important to you? Isn’t Bowie a bit long in the tooth for all you youth-obsessed kiddies? I was obsessed with him when I was your age (and younger) long before you were born. Are you just following on my coat-tails? Goodness, he has a wife and a couple of kids. What an old fart.

Glitterbot: You know, just because someone agrees with someone else it doesn't mean they are doing that person's bidding. And just because someone thinks you're wrong it doesn't mean they don't have a mind of their own.
Why are the people who agree with you not puppies again?

king_dice:

In reply to:

So are you saying that you respect Twister’s cheating and obnoxious insults? Good puppy!


way to put words in my mouth

twister took measures AGAINST cheating. but i assume you knew that and are making a miserable attempt to stir things up

and yes, twister's insults are every bit as obnoxious as yours, and r/r's

In reply to:

They’re too busy taking themselves (and absolutely everything else) much too seriously


seems to me you take things more seriously than anyone else here. you might even be worse than kirk was

ok, that went a little too far

but just a little

i'm pretty thoroughly bored with this thread now

keep up the good work!

sianara

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

[Glitterbot] Why are the people who agree with you not puppies again?


Because they’re absolute pussycats. Nice pussies. Nice pussies.

In reply to:

[king_dice] and yes, twister's insults are every bit as obnoxious as yours, and r/r's


Obnoxious insults? Moi? Oh…suggesting that you're a Twister puppy? Yeah, OK, busted.

In reply to:

[king_dice] seems to me you take things more seriously than anyone else here


There’s that no-sense-of-humour thing again. I know it's a difficult concept for all you children of Nancy Reagan to handle, but have you ever thought about saying "Yes!" to drugs? You could do with lightening up some you know and a few artificial stimulants can work wonders (open the doors of perception and all that bollocks).

Sayonara.

beatled:

In reply to:

You could do with lightening up some you know


you're suggesting this? try it yourself, please.

dude, just lighten up a little. you've made your point already.

i'm sure there are better things you people can be arguing about. twister isn't gonna change, (nor do i feel he should) so let it be.

lastly...i really don't see why anyone is wasting their time contributing to this thread anymore (yeah, i'm gonna include myself in that 1-because, yeah, i realize i'm wasting my time even writing this, and 2-so you don't call me on being a hypocrite to find some other person to insult (me), and keep this thread going any longer)

WildWind: [Christ! Do I exist?]: Really? Do I?

In reply to:

Bandit: I've been on the receiving end of twister before in this thread.


And in that thread, Bandit, I agreed with twister and offered some criticism of my own. Why is he evil and I'm not?

In reply to:

Stu: Stu's person-by-person post


I asked some questions too. Why am I not in your line-by-line?

I'm not saying these things to draw fire upon myself (though if that is the result, so be it), but to point out the level of irrationality that has taken over in this anti-twister campaign.

I know why, Stu, you're not putting me on the block: because you've met me, and you know I'm not objectionable, so it's hard for you to put me in front of the firing squad. I posit that you might show the rest of these people, whom you have no reason to despise, the same courtesy. Show them the courtesy you're asking to be shown to you and the people that you're trying to defend. You might say that twister should do the same, except that he's never asked anyone to be nicer or to quit picking on him or on anyone else. He's prepared to take what he dishes out. The golden rule and all.

Again I ask, why are your gratuitous insults acceptable and twister's aren't? You ask what you've said that's objectionable; how about this?

In reply to:

I’m absolutely crushed by some Hoser slapper Twister puppy telling me that I have small gonads. Since she lives in the frozen north, she probably knows all about them (as they bang on her chin).


Is this any better than what you would condemn twister for?

twister hasn't been involved in this thread for several posts now. Can you let it die?

Sylvanelf: [I am a cute little puppy.]: And everyone loves me (even though I pee on the carpet sometimes).

Twister is my master. He beats me with a rolled up newspaper if I so much as poop in his shoes (which I do often)!! Alright, alright, I could poop other places, but you should hear him curse when he puts those shoes on!

96dbfreak is our next door neighbor. He goes through my master's garbage, and has tried to steal me more than once. He is jealous of Twister's large house I think. Or maybe he's in love with master. Either way, he's a bit obsessed, and needs to stop stealing our mail!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

I asked some questions too. Why am I not in your line-by-line?


Well because:
- I wasn’t necessarily answering questions
- there were other people whom I didn’t reply to either (don’t feel left out)
- you didn’t say anything that I could think of a smart-assed one-liner response for
- you and I have had this discussion over the merits(?)/de-merits of Twister so many times before that I didn’t think there was much mileage in going over the same ground again…he’s rude and insulting…people (not just me) find it offensive…he’s chased people away from these boards and it’s just not on….blah blah blah…same old thing. For some strange reason, in your eyes he can do no wrong. Go figure.

In reply to:

I know why, Stu, you're not putting me on the block: because you've met me, and you know I'm not objectionable, so it's hard for you to put me in front of the firing squad. I posit that you might show the rest of these people, whom you have no reason to despise, the same courtesy.


True, I have met you and you’re perfectly reasonable – which is another reason why I didn’t bother to respond to you – whereas the puppies…… OK, some of them are OK. Dice and Sylvanef actually do appear to have a sense of humour (but ssshhhhhh, don't tell them I said that). Which is kind of the key, here, since most of my stuff has been just taking the piss out of people who are so up themselves that they can’t see it. And I don’t despise them, I’m just trying to point out to them that their support for Twister is misguided and hypocritical (I’m the bad guy for pointing out how rude and nasty he is? Yeah right).

In reply to:

You ask what you've said that's objectionable; how about this?….


Well, yes, OK, I was waiting for someone to pick that up and it was a bit below the belt (snigger) and I didn’t write it originally, but then later on in the post I started thinking about Twister’s bizarre obsession with fellatio and Diamond_Dave (let’s not go there, I have no idea what to make of that) and, putting two and two together, I just couldn’t resist dredging up an old (if crude) gag. She did call me a dickhead and suggest that my testicles were inferior (presumably she has some expertise with gonads). Oh, I see, it's OK for the puppies to insult anyone who objects to Twister's excesses, but not the other way round? Well, that's very fair. Oh yes. Toss another book on the fire while you're at it, I'm cold.

In reply to:

twister hasn't been involved in this thread for several posts now. Can you let it die?


Well, you posted after me (and asked me numerous questions) – do you not want them answered? As for Twister, since it’s been my avowed policy to ignore him for quite some time now, I can’t possibly comment.

FISTtheTwister:

In reply to:

I started thinking about Twister’s bizarre obsession with fellatio


Oh please, you're making me break out in a sweat just thinking about twister and the F word in the one sentence. Oh yes, yes... I mean no.... I mean.....

Remade/Remodeled:

In reply to:

you and I have had this discussion over the merits(?)/de-merits of Twister so many times before that I didn’t think there was much mileage in going over the same ground again


Since when has that stopped you at any other point in time?

Strawman: This thread is certainly living up to it's title. I think 'Freak' yearns to have the last word. Let him have it, he'll be the one left disenchanted.

schizophrenic: By your logic, only three people on this MB including yourself aren't puppies. If that is the case, then maybe you need to find a new insult. Or a new hobby. Or a new life.

I fear for your family, Stu.

JonnyManic: See, I'm not talking about youth being important, or older people not being important. You totally misread my question. Working on your reading might improve your piss-poor abilities as a writer.

Here's the way I see it: Any middle-aged guy who spends time and energy whinging about a nasty-wasty bully who occasionally calls a spade a spade is not only wasting his time, but is also displaying his own immaturity. I could handle this if your criticisms were a little more amusing, at least then it would indicate you weren't taking this shit so seriously.

I've changed my mind, you are fucking stupid.

Cisite:

In reply to:

I started thinking about Twister’s bizarre obsession with fellatio and Diamond_Dave


Obsession? Who does that remind me of?

In reply to:

As for Twister, since it’s been my avowed policy to ignore him for quite some time now, I can’t possibly comment.


I think the reason Twister hasn't posted on this debate is that he is perhaps because he is a sick of it as everyone else here. You have made it clear that you don't like Twister in the numerous posts you have made about him. You have made it even more clear that you will argue until you are blue in the face. My question is what do you hope to achieve by it?

As for "ignoring" him, you may not have replied directly to any of his posts but you have certainly shown that you're not ignoring him!

EuropeanCanon:

In reply to:

As for Twister, since it’s been my avowed policy to ignore him for quite some time now, I can’t possibly comment.


If only you'd practice what you preach, Stu. This is not the first time that you've stated your intention to ignore twister and then gone completely back on your word.

As well as not directly interacting with that person, ignoring someone means paying absolutely no attention to their utterances while not responding to those utterances - directly or indirectly. So, quite simply, they become a total outcast - on a personal level at least. In the case of twister, you either bozo the bloke or actively ignore him.

But judging by your hypocrisy and your increasingly rabid and eccentric posts regarding the person you're supposed to be ignoring, you come across as rather demented in your hatred of twister in a foaming at the mouth, clenched buttocks sort of way. But it's worth remembering that, no matter what views we all have of twister's so-called insulting posts, it means absolutely nothing in the great scheme of things. It really is nothing of importance to get so worked up about. So what if twister has the balls to offer his opinion? Have we (or rather you), in this increasingly mollycoddled, politically correct age, become so wet and sensitive as to be mortally offended by a few choice words?

One can either revel in twister's pugnacity and view his audacity as something to laugh at, or bite your lip and shake your head at twister the provocateur or become enlightened and realize that whenever something slightly below the belt is said, who gives a flying fuck?

Surely, as a married man with, I presume, children, you've got far more important things to concern yourself with?

white rabbit: [Stupidity runs rampant]: Well, this thread has really degenerated into something ridiculous and pathetic really but it's rather humorous in a psychotic sort of way (I mean: "Gimme your paw?" Come on.). One benefit is that it does a good job of showing Stu's true and whiny nature though. Maybe he'll finally end The Great Satan campaign. It's getting pretty old and tired already.

Oh, and if you're just going to reply and call me a puppy as well (or a pet rabbit, for that matter), I don't buy it so save your breath (or your keystrokes in this case).

96dbfreak: [Thanks for all the fish]: Hmmm, well, whether or not I get the last word will depend on whether any of you lot insist upon having the last word and since you can’t seem to resist jumping in to savage me to defend your master, I’m sure you will.

Jeez, a guy can’t even have some fun taking the piss without being accused of being rabid, a child neglecter, being a “piss-poor writer” (they still pay me for it), immature (yeah, right, like you lot are mature), “fucking stupid” (but that would mean I was having intercourse with you – when I’m not), psychotic (and your point is?), whiny (oh, come on, you lot could whine for your country at the Olympics).

OK, OK, even I’m really bored with it now. I tell you what, if Twister cleans up his act (which means no more unwarranted insults, no more slagging people off for their pointless posts while simultaneously making his own equally pointless posts, and no more hounding newbies because they don’t know the rules) I’ll never mention him again. OK?

But, once again, thanks. This has been an immensely useful exercise as it has allowed me to clearly identify you lot. Now that I know who you are, I’ll try my darndest to avoid you in future. I’d be obliged if you’d do the same.

PHOENIX: [It's the only way]: It's obvious that people here don't change their ways through thread wars, so for twister I suggest the Ludovico technique.

twister : PHOENIX, you co...cksu....guuuuurg {burp} why don't you just kiss my sphinc....gaaaaaaarg {buuurp} I'm gonna be sick! you little shi .....graaaaaaaarg....ooooh me razzies!

JonnyManic: [time for fun mindless abuse]:

In reply to:

“fucking stupid” (but that would mean I was having intercourse with you – when I’m not)


Haha! So funny and true, you aren't fucking me. However, while your engaging in your petty outbursts online for hours on end, I'm fucking your wife. And she's shit.

96dbfreak

In reply to:

I'm fucking your wife. And she's shit.


I hope you enjoy having syphilis. You deserve it.

sky_kisser: [one last thing before I go.]: I know, I know, let it die. This is the last time I'll post in this ol' thread. I promise.

In reply to:

OK, some of them are OK. Dice and Sylvanef actually do appear to have a sense of humour ... which is kind of the key, here, since most of my stuff has been just taking the piss out of people who are so up themselves that they can’t see it


Aww... stu. Come on man, give me a little credit.

I could have shown my solidarity ((puppy love you might call it)) for ol' Chris by going "*Rant rant rant*, u big meanie, *rave rave rave*, yer dumb and u suck..." etc, repeat until I was blue in the face.

Instead, I tried to show my support in a different way: with a little bit of twisted humour to give it a little zing. Doesn't it count? It wasn't nearly so harsh as it could have been, and not nearly as "up myself" as you seem to think.

But if my humour only gets me a couple digs at my homeland ((true north, strong and free baby)) not to mention my extra-curricular activities, then let me be serious. I don't understand why you would see my friendship ((therefore, that annoying puppy-loyalty)) with twister as misguided. Probably simply because I know him much better than you, and talk to him in mediums other than TW ((where he can be a bit of a jerk)). And honestly, I found it alarming that you would be so bold as to attack his integrity. So I apologize, because deserved or not and lighthearted or not and prompted or not, an attack is an attack, and I did attack you.

but Bottom line: Chris is a good guy, whether you see it or not.

You can argue that until the cows come home, with loads of people who'll argue right back, but the truth is, you'd never convince us otherwise. Does this make us "puppies"? No, I don't believe it does. I think it speaks to his character to have so many people who would voluntarily go to bat for him and defend him so steadily. He's a good friend. You can only hope your friends are half so "puppyish" when you need them. And this is only a silly little messageboard squabble. Just think how well off he'd be if he were ever in real trouble.

((And what about my character, when I'll go and attack some anonymous guy's manhood at the drop of a hat, even if it is for a dear ol' friend? i'm just some punky little whippersnapper with no respect. No worries here. Now if you'll excuse me, Sylvanelf and I have to go scream obscenities at the elderly and bully little children.))

dukewhite: Can we just move on to the next round? This is getting nowhere, and some of us are actually interested in the voting at hand, not on personal disputes between TWers.

suckalicious (Anonymous):

In reply to:

Aww... stu. Come on man, give me a little credit.

I could have shown my solidarity ((puppy love you might call it)) for ol' Chris by going "*Rant rant rant*, u big meanie, *rave rave rave*, yer dumb and u suck..." etc, repeat until I was blue in the face.


Oh girl, what a suck!!!!

JonnyManic: [well done old chap]:

In reply to:

I hope you enjoy having syphilis. You deserve it.


Shit, and I was just getting over the chlamidia I caught off your mother too!

Anoymous: Ziggywombat, she's just Twisted Sister's garden tool from Canada. Hey Wombat, can you name a "garden tool". LOL

white rabbit: [Can you name an invertebrate?]:
or an anonymous poster? Here, maybe this book will help.



96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Shit, and I was just getting over the chlamidia I caught off your mother too!


Ashfucker.

schizophrenic:

In reply to:

Ashfucker


What's the matter? Run out of smug pseudo-witticisms?

Remade/Remodeled:

In reply to:

What's the matter? Run out of smug pseudo-witticisms?


Zing!

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

What's the matter? Run out of smug pseudo-witticisms?


Well, given that my mother was cremated 10 months ago, I thought it was fairly witty.

What's the matter? Can't recognise a witticism when you see one? Oh, sorry, of course you can't, you're a meathead. Forget I asked.

96dbfreak:

In reply to:

Zing!


Oh yeah, fabulous wit. They'll be forgetting all about Oscar Wilde now and no mistake.

Strawman: I've only got one thing to say to you, regarding your mother:


Whoosh !!!

schizophrenic:

In reply to:

Well, given that my mother was cremated 10 months ago, I thought it was fairly witty.


Actually, it's kinda creepy. Did you even like your mother?
Truth to be told, though, I did laugh at the "meathead" comment.

Remade/Remodeled:

In reply to:

Oh yeah, fabulous wit.


Yeah, right up there with feverent, maniacal, paranoid repetitions of the word 'puppies', right Stu?

It's nice to know that you're so 'mature' and that you're so 'bored' of this that you're 'ignoring' us now, twat

schizoprehnic:

In reply to:

I've only got one thing to say to you, reguarding your mother:
WHOOSH !!!




96dbfreak: [re. Strawman]: It might be more amusing if you were able to spell “regarding”. But since each and every one of you puppies (heh, R/R, I haven’t forgotten) is a semi-literate moron, I expect it’s the best you can manage. That said, all this back-slapping is remarkable, doing it with paws and you must have to get up on your hind legs, and everything. Well done.

Fetch.

Strawman: whU ther fuckin heel arr uou caling a semi-litarete mooron?

Rather than words comes the thought of high windows

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
02/18/11 01:18 PM
Re: TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02) new [re: Auntie Prism] Reply to this post

We really should have something like this again - if only to give me a chance to use all the silly campaining material I came up when glancing though this archive.

Trololololololololololololololololo

Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
02/19/11 11:23 AM
I might actually do worse this time than last new [re: K] Reply to this post

Unbelievably, the last one, which Dara won, was at the end of 2004. p2c won the contest in mentioned this thread, at the end of 2002. Monkeyboy won a kind of 'unofficial' version in either 2000 or 2001, since he had the most nominations in a 'Favourite TWers' thread (this wasn't a contest as such, until the results were totted up by Arthur0Dent).

I don't think that re-running the contest with so few regular members is feasible. But I also believe that Dara has enjoyed more than enough time with the title. So we need a new winner, who should be decided by tossing a coin, or playing Paper, Scissors, Stone.

Rather than words comes the thought of high windows

Cisite
(stardust savant)
02/22/11 09:12 AM
Re: TW posters fighting head to head—RD5 (08/02—09/02) new [re: Auntie Prism] Reply to this post

96dbFreak was a bit crazy, really.



Auntie Prism
(stardust savant)
02/22/11 02:46 PM
TWers: Where are they now? new [re: Cisite] Reply to this post

I still see Stu occasionally in my infrequent visits to BWW. Without fail, he's arguing with a guy called Mist. As far as I can tell, the same argument has been going on for two years already, and he's retained his knack of clinging to his victims with a tenacity that is … uh, dog-like, actually.

I never really argued with him that much, though I was victim to his MegaBozo just the once. (My bozo count shot up from 3 to 10 overnight, after suggesting that his mother copulated with a hamster.)

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