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schizophrenic
(acolyte)
02/07/07 11:17 PM
Re: I'll take that as a no. new [re: 96dbFreak]  

Okay, not to be rude, but are you capable of coming up with anything more clever than "rapist pig"? Like, if the general TW populace is going to wind up wading through more of this shit, it damn well better be entertaining to someone other than you and, um, you.

Besides, I'd argue that Diamond_Dave gave off much, MUCH stronger "rapist pig" vibes than R/R ever could.

"If Australia ever gets a new national anthem I'll insist 'punch her in the twat' is in the lyrics somewhere." - PHOENIX

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/07/07 11:27 PM
Re: I'll take that as a no. new [re: schizophrenic]  

Well I don't want to jump the gun and lay all the cards on the table during the first round, suffice it to say that a gathering of the evidence will be forthcoming and should prove to be food for thought.

Diamond Dave is a great big, cuddly, sweet charming bear of a man. He may be a dodgy bastard (by all accounts), but he never did me any wrong and his relations with other people, particularly of the female persuasion, seemed to me to be conducted in a reasonable and polite manner (discounting any financial mis-dealings that may have occured). He is in complete contrast to the snake-like, sly, creepy, rapist scumbag that R/R presents himself as.

"You complete me twister!" - Remade/Remodeled

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
02/08/07 07:12 AM
Re: I'll take that as a no. new [re: schizophrenic]  

In all fairness, the rape accusation did spawn a highly popular, incredibly genius thread...

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to tell everyone else's rape stories for them.

And, I know just who to victimize... [diabolical smirk]

If guns are made for shooting, then skulls are made to crack.
You’ve never seen a better Faig than with a bullet in his back.


White Prism
(stardust savant)
02/08/07 09:50 AM
R/R's Puppy love new [re: schizophrenic]  

Schizo, I don't wish to take sides or anything, but I have to say

In reply to:

You complete me twister!


is possibly the gayest thing this site has ever seen. Besides Monkeyboy's ass, that is.

(Don't worry, I luv u monkee!)

Mormons are the worst because, much like telemarketers, they're not allowed to fuck off until you tell them to. -- Wraith2

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
02/08/07 10:25 AM
Better never than late new [re: 96dbFreak]  

In reply to:

OMFG! Could you get any gayer, rapist pig?


I don't know, the world has changed a lot since August 2001. Given that I've kissed two guys since then, I'd say that yes, I probably have.

But I suppose I could start obsessing over someone a third of my age I met on an internet message board; transposing my sick, psycho-sexual fantasies on them in a repetitive and nonsensical manner; making sure that 90% of my many posts in a 48 hour period refer to him and mention personal details of his that I have been recording since I first encountered him 6 years before; reading through 4 years worth of his abysmal poetry and quoting posts he made complimenting a friend's comic genius when he was 17 years old and generally being a creepy old bastard.

Wait... is 'gay' the right word there?

Seriously though, thanks for fighting the good fight here Schizo but I really enjoy watching Stu go off like this. I mean, when I suggested that he molested his daughters (an accusation that seems to have gained creedence due to his reaction), I expected retaliation of sorts. And, when I logged into that thread the next day and the only reply was that he hoped I got aids from my next rape victim, I was actually impressed: "Wow, Stu's finally grown up a bit"... it was so unlike Stu just to make one brief, almost funny comment like that then leave something alone. But... then I saw the next thread.

And the next one.

And the next one.

Wow... I mean, this is Stu on an all out offensive against me. This!!! As a study in pathetic obsession and wasted life, this is Death of a Salesman meets Death in Venice!!!!!! I mean, think about it: according to Stu, he is an experienced man of the world who spent his dashing youth cavorting around with beautiful Thatcherite women, organising admirable acts of political activism and travelling the planet not fucking Japanese schoolgirls. Yet, here he is now in his late 50s, the twilight of his years, hunched over a computer screen for around 18 hours of each day by turns obsessively making the same remarks about various (well, two now Twister's gone) people on this website, trying desperately to prove how hip he is by talking about new music or talking to younger people about how he was [insert topic of conversation here] long before they were even born.

I mean, what happened? What changed? Was the Stu of yesteryear real or was he just the invention of a pitisome man who has spent too long alone with his own hatred of a world that rejected him at every turn?

Honestly, I really wish I had some ability to write because Stu is just far too brilliant a character to let go to waste: the difference between how he seems himself and how the world sees him is almost Brentian in magnitude, but with this unfathomable depth of hatred for anyone who disagrees with him, is younger than him or generally appears to be enjoying their life.

Sadly, I could never do the comedic and pathos-laden potential of such a figure justice, so I'll make to with showing my girlfriend a series of Stu's posts when she comes over tomorrow to ensure she knows that she's not the only one who can't stop thinking of me.

Oh, and Stu, there hasn't been an 'argument' (one has to use the
term loosely with you involved) in the Artiste's since Kelly Jean posted that chat transcript that the Deuce just about rubbed his cock raw masturbating over and I'd really hate to see that change and give K any more work than he needs, so would you mind keeping this in the Site Feedback or Coffee Shop forums? Perhaps you could start a thread with this evidence of yours you don't want to waste 'in the first round'.

Oh, and I'll beat you to the punch: rapist pig.

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
02/08/07 12:56 PM
Re: R/R's Puppy love new [re: White Prism]  

In reply to:

You complete me twister!
is possibly the gayest thing this site has ever seen. Besides Monkeyboy's ass, that is.


You sure about that? I mean, we've got like 10 000 or so Dogz posts to take into account here, not to mention the occasional presence of some bona fide gay people.

And Claude who, as we all know, is the bisex.

"If Australia ever gets a new national anthem I'll insist 'punch her in the twat' is in the lyrics somewhere." - PHOENIX

Edited by schizophrenic on 02/08/07 12:57 PM (server time).



96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/08/07 01:44 PM
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Youngest victim yet? new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

...I'll make to with showing my girlfriend...


"You have bad taste in men, sweetheart" - Remade/Remodeled



White Prism
(stardust savant)
02/08/07 01:54 PM
Me vs. Stu in the Worst Memory Games new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

10 000 or so Dogz posts


Good point, good point. I was over-generalising, I know. My mind shot back years, back into pre-registration fantasies, when all that I'd ever browse the site for was to decode the subliminal homoeroticism between Twister & R/R, who to me were like the, uh, Pete and Kate of TW . . . and then to find this comment that seemed to seal it, which admittedly was not very gay, but tantalisingly so. . . . Perhaps I ought to do the Ted Haggard thing and take a fortnight of therapy.

Okay, so how many more posters can I alienate in a single thread? Well, what's the harm in trying?

Now forgetthatim50 always struck me as an illiterate moron, and I've been itching for weeks to tell hir that I've seen better parsing from posters who've puked over their keyboards, but I've never really had the chance till now.

And also I've no idea who Quadrophenia is, but judging from their post count they must've been registered for years which prompts the question, 'How the hell have I missed them all this time?' Though the answer is 'Quite easily'; they made a kinda sucky 'I luv Bowie!!' post that grated a while back. Uh, that's all for now.

Mormons are the worst because, much like telemarketers, they're not allowed to fuck off until you tell them to. -- Wraith2

Edited by white prism on 02/08/07 02:02 PM (server time).



Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
02/08/07 07:21 PM
Maeve baby new [re: 96dbFreak]  

So you saved that picture? Wow...

Thanks for that though, she is my favourite cousin and I didn't have any pictures of her here.

And, seriously: congratulations. You made me laugh and didn't use the term 'rapist pig'.


Though, does anyone find it odd that despite being a steadfast supporter of TW's four most notorious perverts (Deuce, Ardent, Pablo and Dirty Dave) he's suddenly coming down on me so hard for a minor misdemeanor like rape? Though, it is amusing that someone who (allegedly) molests their children sees nothing ungentlemanly in Dave's behaviour towards women, even though that includes proposing threesomes with him and his dad.

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir

96dbFreak
(acolyte)
02/08/07 07:39 PM
Re: Maeve baby new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

Though, does anyone find it odd that despite being a steadfast supporter of TW's four most notorious perverts (Deuce, Ardent, Pablo and Dirty Dave) he's suddenly coming down on me so hard for a minor misdemeanor like rape?


A "minor misdemeanor like rape"??????

Holy crap, you are a piece of work you sick little fuck.

"You complete me twister!" - Remade/Remodeled


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