This is the most killer work I've ever seen! I wanna know more! What does Jareth do with Sarah now???

Keep it up!

YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN.IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS OF COMPARISON IS.

It's been over a month now since your last chapter, twister Please dont say you've lost interest and arent going to let us all know how things end???



And PS: Yes, I know things like life and school happen to get in the way, but come on....throw us a crumb, will ya!

You cannot leave footprints in the sands of time while sitting down ~

Sounds like a pulp song.

JJ - Plastic people hate real people, and real people usually are just frustrated with the plastic people's conservative sleaziness. Like our school administration. Plastic fucks. :("-Me

Ok this sucks ass! Wheres the next ch.?
Damn your black heart twister...
Your EVIL, pure EVIL!

"So I had to take a cat, a mouse, a monkey, a chair, and a table, and walk around heavily wooded areas." - Eddie Izzard

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

Clean and dressed, but still emotional, Sarah returned to her room. Jareth was standing there, waiting for her. The narrator would point out that he was playing with his balls, but there's only so many jokes in the crystals/testicles field that can be made before even the most easily-amused of readers will find something better to do.

"Hello, Sarah", came Jareth's coldly charming greeting.

"What are you doing here?", shrieked Sarah as only she knew how. If her speech were being wrote phonetically, the "oo" sounds would have stretched enough to make this whole thread too big.

"I came to give you something".

"I don't want anything you have to give me".

"You remember what I told you about crystals?" asked Jareth, as a highly skilled hand artist stood behind him with his arms through Jareth's sides, pretending to be Jareth's arms playing with a crystal.

"Yes, you said 'If you turn..."

Jareth quickly interrupted her.

"Don't you dare repeat it! You know how tacky it is for fiction to quote the original film!"

"Sorry", Sarah sullenly replied.

"Anyway, look into it this way".

Sarah peered into the crystal, and the vision of a dead, savaged Brian flooded into view.

"Oh my God..." Sarah muttered, backing away in shock.

"Well...? Aren't you going to say thank you?" asked Jareth, quite genuinely.

"Thank you?!?" asked Sarah in shock.

"You're most welcome", Jareth replied, with a smile. "Now, I should really be getting back to my castle", said Jareth in that accent that always made his "ass" sound like an "arse".

"No! I wasn't thanking you!"

"You weren't?"

"No! You can't just... kill people!"

"Sarah... what that boy did to you was inexcusable. And I have no doubt he's done it before, and will do it again. By taking that one horrible little man's life, I've made existence happier for many innocent people. You know, I really don't think you appreciate me, Sarah".

"No... you can't just kill people, you, you--"

"Why not? Hmm? What he did was wrong, yes?"

"Well, yes... but killing him won't solve anything..."

CHAPTER NINETEEN

A family were sitting down to their cornflakes. The nicest family unit you could ever meet. The loving parents, the two young sisters. The father of the family decides their oldest (and secretly, favourite) child has had a long enough lie-in and ought to join the family for breakfast.

He began to ascend the stairs towards their son’s room, calling his name: “Brian... Brian...” to no answer...

TO BE CONTINUED...

I hope that I can say the things I wish I'd said.

FINALLY! U FINALLY POSTED! MAN! IT TOOK U LONG ENOUGH!



100% CUTIE:
My bra is makin my boob hurt.

Science Fiction, Double Feature:
Ok.. thank you for that Chelsey .. It brightened my life.

You posted again!! YAY!! It's been so long! Good work, twister!

*waiting for what happens next*

::AN EVIL LADY ROAMS TW!::
::Your mother is a fraggin' AARDVARK!::

TWISTER FIC IS BACK!!!!! woo hooo, this is a great day indeed! starbuck

"Processed pig is white trash meat
some people call it spam." Scott Weiland

Now Brian has been laying in the bloody carpet for **3 months**
His parents havent *smelled* his body by now?
Or has time stood still till now!
It's about time, anyway!

Enlightenment can be a slow dawning of comprehension or a sudden flash of insight, but it always dispels the darkness ~

CHAPTER TWENTY

Months passed. They had a habit of doing that. Everyone pretty much got back to their normal lives except, well, Brian, who was dead.

Several annoying fireys sang very badly, whilst playing with their limbs and generally throwing their heads about. Until someone did the only decent thing and hacked them into little furry shreds with a really big knife.

Jareth spent his days wondering what he could to advance the plot of this fiction any. The only ideas he was getting were both uninspired and frankly dull.

Hoggle wondered why he’d never been mentioned in the fiction.

Didymus realised what an annoying little sod he was and hung himself. Nobody cared.

TO BE CONTINUED…

I hope that I can say the things I wish I'd said.