I hope this works. Feel free to photoshop away, create your own and add them to the collection.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

A bity obscure this one. Maybe Ohramona would remember what this refers to. Anyway, it's my own amusement that matters.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

Is this thread going to get me into trouble? At least most of us should agree on this one.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

After reading the reviews to "Never Let Me Down" David hastily put together this album which fortunately was never released.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

hehe, now I need to make some alternative Bowie tunes to go with your covers! LOL

The Atonal Express left the tonal world behind...
Atonalexpress

Somehow I don't think this is what he meant



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

This album was unfortunately shelved after September 11



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

We all know the words to this classic.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

LOL! Very amusing!

"What made my life so wonderful?
What made me feel so bad?"

Phoenix - these are fantastic! I really enjoyed the very low Low.

A ritual in search of a philosophy

You creative genius, you!

I wanted to change the world; now, I can't be bothered to change my socks.

LOVE THESE!!!!! DO SOME MORE!!!

"You, Kant, Always Get What You Want"

Who could ever forget this early critically acclaimed Bowie work...



...which he followed up with this less popular sequel later in his career



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

This album recieved much praise from the NY Institute for the Blind for raising awareness



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

After seeing this movie poster at my local ciniplex I joined the queue for advance tickets.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

Wow! Hilarious. Can't say anything else. Why do you both attach pics and put them in your post? Couldn't you just attach them or add them in your post?

Men jag kan inte ha mera saft

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Why do you both attach pics and put them in your post? Couldn't you just attach them or add them in your post?

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Because he puts them into the post from the attachment. It's much easier when you do not have to click at every single attachment button on the thread...

Sleepy now...

Ok, I just wanted to know... I don't know anything about pictures. I'm afraid of them. Bad karma...

So, it's again the Michelangello-period ?

Men jag kan inte ha mera saft

Actually it's the Raffaello, but it doesn't metter all that much. I would have actually liked to use a pic of QE2 as my new pic, but this stupid computer that I work on does not have Paintshop, so I could not edit the pic...

Sleepy now...

Phoenix, what can I say... They're brilliant! "Cataract" and "Cameo" had me holloring with laughter ..which isn't all good since I'm in the uni library pretending to search for book titles.

A ritual in search of a philosophy

He's a man of so many things really



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

When Bowie suggested the clown cover for his new Scary Monsters and Super Creeps album, he was horrified by the record company's initial interpretation.



On second thoughts...You didn't see that. Go back.

"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

Tin Machine's third album has a title which shows they are asking themselves deep philosophical questions.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

A story of a man, and his loss of dignity



Edit - My original idea for this one was "The Man Who Slipped on Turd", but I thought it might be a bit too crass. Now that I think about it, it resonates much more with the original title and I'm sorry that I didn't go with it.

I can't help it if I'm lucky"

It's never enough. Gimme your hands, PHOENIX, 'cause you're wonderful ...

I wanted to change the world; now, I can't be bothered to change my socks.

That was truly hillarious! Especially Man of Curls / Man of Bubble Wrap and Hey! Where Did He Go? Fantastic!

I'm invisible
and young
and no-one will recall me

After his delightful "Wedding Album" in 1993, he just couldn't resist following it up. Look out for this compilation in 2004.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

Somehow I was not surprised at all when I popped in my Man Who Fell to Earth DVD



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

wonderful!

Bowie lives up to his reputation as "chameleon". Though if you look at his face, he doesn't look too sure about this image change.



"I can't help it if I'm lucky"

*Falls laughing to the floor*

I'm invisible, and young
and no-one will recall me

Are you trying to kill us? I'm laughing my head off .

Get Fuzzy!!

He's been fighting over girls again. Expect a flood of posts from new fans asking "Why are his eyes different?"



VOTE FOR ME IN ROUND 2 - FOR EVERY VOTE AGAINST ME, I DROWN A CUTE PUPPY

Good things come to those who wait. I fully expect to open my Time magazine in the year 2037 and see this ad...



VOTE FOR ME IN ROUND 2 - FOR EVERY VOTE AGAINST ME, I DROWN A CUTE PUPPY

I LOVE these covers!!

Don't understand me, just love me

These are the greatest parodies i've seen! Absolutely hilarious!

This is your shadow on my wall...
This is my flesh and blood...
This is what I could have been...

Hahaha, Phoenix, I think that version of TMWFTE definitely outsells the full version...

I'm such a wonderful person, but I've got problems. No-one will ever touch me...

Yep...I'm going to Bowie hell



Caring for puppies around the globe

never never let it end

Phoenix these are all so funny i was gonna mention a best one but they're all really hilarious.
Thanks for them the really did make me laugh!
Love on Ya!
btw could you do some more PLEASE, pretty please!

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LAST one...I promise

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If you seriously mean that, I shall be forced to hit you with a shrubbery.

More!

Untamed youth with a hubcap diamond star halo.

Best. Thread. Ever.

Andrée-Anne

Someone to bruise and leave behind

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If you seriously mean that, I shall be forced to hit you with a shrubbery.

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"And then, you shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with a herring!"
"Oh no, not with a herring!"

A quick comparison - Lets us clearly see how David's music has evolved over the years...





"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

Aaaaaheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee

*dies*

Hmmm, more brilliance for GGP...

¨¨¨I love the taste of sexstarved psychopath in the evening¨¨¨

Keep 'em comin'!
They're great, no-one in my house gets as they don't know his music, but I love them!

Passing by he smiled at me
But when I looked I realised the danger
Billy Porter

The title of the post doesn't apply to the picture, Phoeny.

That was great. I was having a bad day, but no snuggly cloud can rain on my parade now.

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"And then, you shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with a herring!"

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Nnnnee!


Untamed youth with a hubcap diamond star halo.

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Feel free to photoshop away, create your own and add them to the collection

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Well, if you insist.
This, I have heard from many reliable sources, is the album to come at the end of this year.




Do NOT make me LAUGH!

Excellent! I know I shouldn't say this, but this time I think Lacrimas overdid Phoenix... That was really amusing!

I don't know what's scarier...That I would actually buy that album, or the fact that all my babysitting charges know a lot of those songs.....

blue, blue, electric blue, is the color of my room...

Hey that's not fair! You can actually photoshop!

"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

If Bowie ever releases the 1.Outside out-takes, I believe the album cover would look something like this.



Now, if you're confused, here's an explanation (kind of.) The idea was drawn from the out-take that has a person who says "Well you asked for them; here they are, the leet soldiers." Well, that's what I hear anyway. Leet or l33t or l337 is hacker (or haxor) speak for the word elite. Since this 1.Outside and its out-takes deal with the digital world in some respects, I believe I'm correct when I say that the word "l337' was used.

So yeah. I'm probably wrong. And this isn't as funny as my first one. But what the hell.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

I thought that Uncle Bowie's Favorite Kid Sing-a-Longs would include The Laughing Gnome as a track.

KuriousMoonlight

yes, first you say we are allowed to photoshop and then you are fupped when we do it...

Oh my! That's hilarious! Oh, Phoenix and Lacrimans, you two are wonderful people! (Gives both of them endurring kisses on the cheek....)

By the count of three baby I hope I can disappear

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It might be among the "and many many more!!!"


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I've been obsessed with 1.Outside recently, so here's another.



This is an exclusive DVD, part of a set of twenty DVDs. In each, David discusses the whole story of 1.Outside. The series was originally 32 discs, but cuts were made because he didn't want to give "too much" away. Those who buy the boxed set get the special bonus disc which explains the music videos of 1.Outside. Said bonus disc is not available any other way. And, of course, the boxed set would be released six months after the individual DVDs.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

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I was hoping you'd all be crap at it. Goddam motherfuppers.

"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

If it makes you feel any better, I'm using a trackball instead of a mouse.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

Aaah, thank you! Everybody needs this! (Well, maybe just me, but still.)

blue, blue, electric blue, is the color of my room...

Hahaha! Good one.

Andrée-Anne

This ain't rock'n'roll... This is genocide!

David takes his change of persona a little too far (and a little too sloppily)



"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

oh, yes. soul bowie! i hope this will be his new sound!


"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

Edited by th0mas on 05/04/03 12:28 PM (server time).

*Really scared at the turn Phoenix has taken with his potatoshop skills*

blue, blue, electric blue, is the color of my room...

Wah! Didn't see these! Hahahaha!

Andrée-Anne

I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years
Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years

Imagine my surprise when I bought my Weet-Bix this week.



"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

If you ever are in Atlanta, PHOENIX, I will fix you a nice potato and peanut curry for dinner. I promise.



BASICALLY FRIGHTENED

Hahahahaha! Very funny. That is good
(i have just read this and it sounds sarcastic but its not meant to)
Love on Ya Phoenix

Passing by he smiled at me
But when I looked I realised the danger
Billy Porter

Something you can't say too many times... Phoenix is a genious!

I'm wasting fingers like I had them to spare

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CURSE YOU!!!
I shall have my revenge! One day.... one day.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

Found these alternative album covers at www.bowiefun.com. I particularly like the last one.......










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Darn, can't see them. Can you put them in an attachment?

Well, maybe I can stretch it to Wednesday...

thanks Adam. I like the black and white one in the centre.

The Atonal Express left the tonal world behind...
Atonalexpress

QE2!!! I love that one!

I really like Uncle Bowie's Favorite Kid Sing-A-Longs for the album cover. I think the choice of songs is wrong, though.

Dare to be free - N.M..

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I really like Uncle Bowie's Favorite Kid Sing-A-Longs for the album cover. I think the choice of songs is wrong, though.

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Then what songs do you think should be included?

Laughing Gnome?

Or something along the lines of Mary had a Little Lamb by Paul McCartney
or Yellow Submarine?

KuriousMoonlight

Well, to be honest, my first thought was country because of the hat (and yes, I know, that's not really a cowboy hat). So if the list of songs were country they could include Country Bus Stop or Maggie's Farm from Tin Machine. Even Conversation Piece (bonus track) from Space Oddity has a little twang to it. Maybe Black Country Rock from TMWSTW for the title. How about Song For Bob Dylan from Hunky Dory. Do you see where I'm going with this?

My second thought upon reading the title of this album cover, Kid Sing-A-Longs, did indeed have me thinking of The Laughing Gnome.

But all in all, I love this cover.

Dare to be free - N.M..

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My second thought upon reading the title of this album cover, Kid Sing-A-Longs, did indeed have me thinking of The Laughing Gnome.

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Well it is a kids song, and one of my favourites pre-1969, i guess im a big kid then .

I like those alternative covers, my favourite has got to be heroes. I assumed my nickname for a good five minutes when i saw that .

Age shall not weary him...



"At Victoria station the RTO gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train..."

Lmfao! Is it just me or does he look like Santa Claus?

Andrée-Anne

Don't talk of dust and roses, or should we powder our noses? *snort*

No don't wind up to a close. These are all really good, thank you for making me laugh! :)

You're living in a world of make-believe
With flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.

I looked at those alternative covers and nearly fell of my chair laughing! They are all great!
I really like that "Screw You" cover. Wonder what DB himself would think about those...

Make more please!

Just because I believe don't mean I don't think as well

Sorry, but this thread MUST NOT be allowed to die.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

It shall not. Now create some more fun covers for us!

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Rotflmao....are you trying to kill us all? i nearly died from laughing!
Favourite one probably the very low 'Low'..... too funny
you guys are geniuses

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I'll be a rock'n'rollin bitch for you

I've got a couple of ideas for some new ones. Once I find some free time to make them, I'll post them as soon as I can.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

OK, I'll admit, this one's horrible.
Early proofs for The Idiot showed that David could not help but let his ego get in the way.

That was lovely, don't try to deny it!

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It's been a while :/
Here's one, quick and dirty. Kinda bitter.



Buy something, dammit!

It's funny because it's true.

I'll be appearing LIVE in London May 14th. Sure, it's a David Bowie show but you're all coming to see me. More importantly, you're coming to see me in my awesome new pants.

Alas, I can't see the last several pictures, Phoenix. Waaaahhh! Do you have them all uploaded somewhere where we can see them all as a complete collection?

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Excellent idea.

I insist that Bowie records a tune by the name of 'You Probably Have This Song Already' so that EMI and Columbia can immediately add it to all future releases.

If they are going to be sick and twisted, they may as well be funny about it.

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Bloody brilliant stuff

This is the first time i've seen these, i have tears of laughter running from my eyes

WONDERFUL

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We scavenge up our clothes
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

I know this one is getting sort of old, but for the ones of you who didn't see it, here it is:



Amen!

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Alas, I can't see the last several pictures, Phoenix. Waaaahhh! Do you have them all uploaded somewhere where we can see them all as a complete collection?

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Nope. But I'll resubmit my all time favourite...

Imagine my surprise when I bought my Weet-Bix this week.


"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

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Time to worry is when they start cascading out of your arse. Still, no fear of that happening whilst your words are doing so.


Phoenix?

What a superb sense of humour you have.

There's TW Old Wave
There's TW New Wave
And There's Strawman

Welcome back, PHOENIX.

Buy something, dammit!

On somethingawful.com someone did a nice little photoshop featuring Jareth in their presidential candidate theme.

CLICKY!

"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

This photo I found pretty much sums up Bowie's attitude to his fans in the 80's.



"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

After using all of his lifelines, David hit a snag.



"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

I love you.

I support sex with imaginary friends.

hmm... that's difficult... did he already use up the phone joker?

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

What a difficult choice.

Andrée-Anne

I'll be a rock'n'rollin' bitch for you

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I love you.

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Since you said that, I'll give you a look at an enduring personal fantasy of mine...



"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

*dies*

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*dies a million times*

All in a good way, of course.

Nobody buys matching purple suits unless they are in love.

where did these come from again - i've seen em all on some site somewhere - what was it?

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

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You'll find all the half decent ones on the very brilliant, spectacularastic Glam Genome Project! A site run by Professor Plum. That's probably where.

"I lost my virginity in Vancouver a month ago, the show was excellent but I had crappy seats."

Spectacularastic? Wow.

The site is sadly out of date, though. Because I've been busy. Or because I've been a lazy slug. Pick one.

I was thinking.. besides PHOENIX's brilliance, there are awesome contributions in this thread from other folks too. With the artistes' permission, I could archive the lot of them at GGP. What say youse? Lacrimans, kipt and Frank Solo?

Nobody buys matching purple suits unless they are in love.

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Because I've been busy. Or because I've been a lazy slug.

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what about: because when you are busy you have no time and when you have time you are a lazy slug? that at least explains my next-to-non-existing output...

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

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With the artistes' permission, I could archive the lot of them at GGP. What say youse? Lacrimans, kipt and Frank Solo?

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Of course!

I demand one (1) can of Beef-aroni for each picture of mine used

Yeah, sure you can use my stuff. I'd be honored.

Buy something, dammit!

Why hasn't this thread been kept yet?

Out!

Here, here.

Yes, it is.

Out!