David finishes his meal with an atomic sour lemon candy.


David squashes a bug during 'Wild is the Wind'.


David thinks quickly to hide his erection.


Bowie gets distracted by Princess Diana's rain soaked boobs.

Oh, those are great! The middle picture especially.

Wow, Jacko was still black at that point... but you can see him looking at Cher and thinking, "y'know, I wanna look like that... except whiter. Yeah. White like the blonde chick."

And Cher still had (most of?) her original body! But then, she's looking at Bowie and thinking, "Damn that skinny git. Yeah, he was good once, but now all he does is put out crap dance albums, wear one stupid outfit after another, and dye his hair, and he's on top of the world. Hey...!"

Bette Midler is just thinking "Smile for the camera, smile for the camera. If he starts breathing in my ear, that's it, my elbow's going into his ribs, and then he's gonna meet Mr. Stiletto Heel."

wow, it got more since i last had a look at it... ever thought of making a website from this content?

Esst
mehr
Obst!

David stops playing for a moment to contemplate his beard and wacky hairstyle.


After walking into spiderweb.


After visit to brothel.


Giving his microphone a smoke.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.

Attempting to stop awful singlet picture.


Getting his sensitive fingers touched and tickled by Eric Clapton.


Brand new dentures.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.

Seconds after realising he left his oven on at home.


Looking at the awful singlet picture.


Reeves reaction after being told the awful singlet picture had been published.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.

Attempting to kill his birthday cake. Iman tries to stop him. (caption at bottom is misprint)


Attacking his microphone. Iman was not there to stop him this time.


Falling asleep in the middle of an interview.


Covering his bases by converting to Judaism.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.

Finds his way home after forgetting who he was or where he lived.

And that really is it. Thanks to all the messages of support, on this artistes thread itself, and through PMs. It was very much appreciated.

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ever thought of making a website from this content?

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Nah.

THE END.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.

Um...I could put this stuff up at my Glam Genome Project, if you like. In fact I'd very much like to do just that, but if you don't want the world to see your twisted genius....

Join the Gríma Wormtongue fanclub!

That would be really something, I'd be honored if you did it.

I can't believe I did the whole thing.