I'm posting on lots of forums, using pseudonym: "The Poet". I'd be posting here using that same pseudonym if that username hadn't already been taken. As mentioned, it's your assumption I've chosen to emphasise the definite article in my username; not my intention. Thus, the rest of that unpleasant rant you posted is irrelevant.

I only wrote in the third person as Sysiyo had indicated he was unable to decipher what comments in my post referred to without the aid of quotations. I've mentioned this before, just as succinctly, yet you've, as usual, neglected to read it; either that or comprehend it ;>)

Haha...Okiedokie. I'll govern everything I say in accordance with exact dictionary definitions. Seeing as insults are apparently acceptable around here, I observe that both of you are exceedingly stupid ;>)

May I say that giving yourself the pseudonym "The Poet" is pretentious in the first place?

And that using that pseudonym anyway when it isn't yours here is just really stupid?

And believe it or not, sweetie, "use quotations" does not mean "speak in third person." (See, there we have that pesky definition of things getting in the way again.) It is perfectly possible to use quotations in conjunction with "I said, then you said."

But actually, I understand why you used third person, and I didn't say any use of third person was pretentious. Only "poofy third person," which is what you get when you start giving yourself stupid titles.

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And you had to look to the dictionary for that? Come on, at least call me something fun like a solipsistic dandiprat.

Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

Please carry on venting your increasing hostility towards...Hmm, well, I suppose it's towards yourself; albeit indirectly ;>)

ZZzzzzzzzz

Can we lock this thread yet?


Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread

What's with the zzzzzs, Mr. Prism - can't find a thread from the glorious past to link this one to?

I'm inspired by my moderator:

Sysiyo’s Unfortunate Duty

Sysiyo moderates
Just like he masturbates:
Intensely, but devoid of all flair.
But teen revolutions,
Like left palm ablutions,
Are anemic - why not leave them there???

Sys tends Artistes grimly
Not aware, even dimly
That his garden is bound to expire.
Locking threads, killing weeds
(When not tending his needs)
He’s reduced it to dirt for the pyre.

© p2c


"Once in Germany someone said 'nein'!" ~ Jeff Tweedy

One here:

Zzzzzzzzz

Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread

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Okay, see anotherpoet? Now that is quality.

Notice also that despite your insistance that my criticism of you stems from being in a clique with Sysiyo
a) Mr. p2c and I have never gotten along
b) His poem is not very flattering to Sys who is, indeed, a friend
c) I do not necessarily agree with the poem's message
And yet that does not stop me from admiring it, because it has something your poetry lacks: wit and at least a modicum of talent.

Edit: although I do find Mr. p2c's interest in some of friends' masturbation habits slightly disturbing.

Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

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I do find Mr. p2c's interest in some of friends' masturbation habits slightly disturbing.

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You know, there was a time when it was impossible to be ignorant about the grand wanking adventures of Sysiyo.
Elevators anyone?


I bear more grudges
than lonely high court judges

Oh, I rememeber that golden time. I was wondering more about who decides (and how) whether there was "flair" present. I mean, one would have to keep pretty close watch for that, no?

Maybe if I write this now, while drunk, you'll all understand.

Oh man, I really don't want to know.

Wilco sucks ass.