Anagram : a word or phrase the letters of which can be rearranged into another word or phrase.

For some strange reason I found Bowie's albums to be a rich source of anagram fun. So without too much fuss, here I present to you all my 'title-rearranged' Bowie albums.

REALITY

Bowie offers future artists some advice on how to keep fans happy.


I hate coffee

Edited by Sysiyo on 09/28/04 03:01 PM (server time).

Bowie let us know what he now thinks of this concept when he reissued this album.


I hate coffee

It was a pretty poor showing, especially considering there's only four of them.


I hate coffee

Ok David, I admit that they ARE pretty nice candles. But did you have to write a whole album about them?


I hate coffee

About time he did too. Fat bastard. (only joking David)


I hate coffee

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

You can also get "Rod Gel" from Lodger but do we really need the illustration?

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

A reissue with the original artwork on prominent display.

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

An early working cover and title for what would later become Low.

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism

Good job, everyone. Especially Owl.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

would be

"A MASONIC REY GUN"

The Atonal Express left the tonal world behind...
Atonalexpress

Hey, some great contributions here!

I especially like 'Devil Diva' and 'Veneer Meltdown'

I hate coffee

After a hard night with Mick Jagger, David needs that extra cool relief for that burning sore sensation down below.


I hate coffee

Err...Yeah. Thanks for pointing that out David.


I hate coffee

This album leaves a sour taste in all our mouths.


I hate coffee

He also needs to be constantly reminded to keep his elbows off the table.


I hate coffee

Oh god.


I hate coffee

Aladdin Sane: A Dean Island



Take the meatbridge. It's right here.

In reply to:

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Pup Sin

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Oh, shit. That's awesome!

Mousey - The new sad, self-obsessed, boring, homophobic whore of TW.

Ugh! That's disgusting

Hello humans can you feel me thinking

Why Phoenix, WHY? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

If you think we're gonna make it...
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
DD74 is my idol

As if he wasn't uncomfortable enough...



Eno Is God.

Edited by schizophrenic on 07/21/04 11:54 AM (server time).

oh my god! this has made me laugh so much.... congrats to phoenix for such an idea with hilarious results..

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'My trousers have changed the world.'

When David started out, his albums about gay love were less subtle.


...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

A mere three days after the release of this album David put his mother in a nursing home. Coincidence?



...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

Hey, you won't know unless you try...



...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

I think Bowie released this during one of his more 'low-brow' phases.



...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

That was spocking great!

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

And who could forget the time David got a knock on his head and thought he was a doctor. He ended up releasing his infamous "medical" album.


...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

The Medical Album was full of delights such as Jamey Typhus and Fee Relief.


...they did offer to send 2,000 monkeys to help detonate land mines in Iraq. But they didn't and, if you don't cough up the monkeys, you don't get to reap the benefits of being a member of the Coalition of the Willing.

David knows his new record is great and thinks we should play it non-stop -



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

For crimes against hair...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

David supports new wildlife education...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

Oh show us the way to the next whiskey bar...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

Oh, I'm up on the 11th floor and I'm watching the park below...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

It was rather cruel of you to not put in which songs you did. It took me a little while to get what each one was, but I'm still puzzling over J.D. I've tried every combination I tell you!

"Quiet Bench" was very nice indeed.

I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!

And they deny it to this very day....



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

At least he's got a plan if the next album is a flop...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

This was a brilliant idea Phoenix...I'm totally addicted.

DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

And so is David...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

At this point I'd like to ask Sysiyo if this thread could be kept? I think it's a good one and still loads of potential for adding stuff.

DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

Inform Seal is my new favourite, because the seal is cute and the original cover is great.

The plead for keeping this thread has been taken into consideration and approved.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

what?

Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.

the little lodger guy rose... well... ummm... it's supposed to look like... yeah...

I saw this one on Ebay - it's for those who have always wanted a little part of Bowie.



PMs make my pulse quicken.

I can't believe I neglected this song so far...

David counts his money and works out how much his fans will pay for re-issues...



DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

Damn it Phoenix, I'm supposed to be working!

DD74 is my IDOL KEITH is my GOD
http://groups.msn.com/keithism
ALL YOU NEED IS KEITH

It's A Jug Logo (1978) - David Bowie stars as Derrick Dweebler, a well dressed owner of a ceramic goods store who has to explain to customers what the design he puts on his jugs is.



I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!

RCA - Fine Shit (1981) - Christy is an avid music listener and is always telling her friends which great artists produce amazing music on the RCA label. This brings her to the attention of David Bowie who takes her on a tour of RCA, giving her the low down on which new albums are coming soon and how good they are. Bowie often felt his record company had too much influence on this film.



I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!

Tug Her Hen (1983) - Lucy (Catherine Deneuve) has found herself the perfect boyfriend Dave (David Bowie). All seems swell, he even agrees to take her pet chicken for walks. But Lucy is scared when her friends tell her they've seen Dave get frustrated with the chicken and pull on its leash. Lucy must now confront the horrible truth - Would a human being Tug Her Hen?



I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!

Rabies Onset Bungle (1986) - A delightful romp starring David Bowie as someone who goes to the doctor complaining of a headache. The doctor tells him it's nothing, but he actually has rabies. This leads to him going on a rampage through the streets of London, singing and spreading rabies. Look out for the thrilling scooter chase - and Sade, who gets bitten by David.



I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!

From the "Rabies Onset Bungle" film and soundtrack - Bowie released this as a single to coincide with the premiere, and I'll be damned if it's not my favourite Bowie song.



I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!