Just imagine a medley with the Robot man, going into Mrs potato head, that would give them nightmares.

Good work Schitzo

If at first you don't succeed, it probably wasn't worth doing in the first place

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that gig at the mental institution sounds good

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Just don't tell them your name otherwise they might not let you leave.

This Time It Works

Best thread ever...anywhere

I hate coffee

Oh my god, these are brilliant. Every single one of them. Although all lyrics were superb, a few lines from the songs really stuck out for me as purely genius randomosity:

1. "All my friends have bananas in their eyes" Hahaha!!!!
2. *All of Mrs. Potato Head*
3. "(robot man will burn everyone you care about)"
4. "I'm a bear." <---You were sneaky with this one.
5. "Muffins will eat YOU - in the doom room!" This image reminds me of those evil man-eating mushroom thingys in that
Mom and Dad save the universe movie. They kinda look like muffins...nevermind.

All in all: If you made a CD of this, not only would I buy it, I'd advertise it to the WORLD!!! Mwahahaha!






"We are getting aggravated."
"Yes we are."

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Best thread ever...anywhere

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Assuming you're not being sarcastic...

Wow.


It's a TW moment.

PHOENIX sarcastic? Never!

This Time It Works

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Assuming you're not being sarcastic

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You assumed correctly

I hate coffee

In Flames:

It's another beautiful day
in hell

wake up in the morning, my bed's in flames
my bed's in flames and my house is gone
my street's in flames and my feet are in flames
and it burns my flowers when I mow my lawn

CHORUS:
I'm in hell
you want a fucking postcard?

I can't reboot my computer's in flames
as commuters run away from the flaming rain
picked up the phone, the reciever's in flames
and all I hear are screams of pain

CHORUS

The town's in flames, I'm drowning in flames
I'm drowning in flames and the pools are closed
pools and schools and jews and jewelers
clones and drones and office poolers
apes and rapists, april foolers
teeotallers and re-toolers
bats and hats and cats and coolers
pens and pencils, rules and rulers
going up in flames
going up in flames

CHORUS

In Yo Face!!!!!!11!!1!

I love it!
It's my favored one.


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stop that!
that's SILLY!
It started nicey with old women beating up young men
But now it just got silly - Monty Python

Desperado:

How did my car get so big?
A million photos, a million lungs
A million lips, a million tongues
How did my car get so big?

I'm a desperado
In a foreign movie
You ought to recognize me
I'm the guy with a gun

How did my car get so big?

How did my son get so gay?
A million jobs, a million wives
A million golf shoes, a million knives
How did my son get so gay?

And I'm a desperado
In a western movie
I'm going on a killing spree
Ain't no monkey gonna mess with me.

How did my son get so gay?

And it's a gorgeous summer day
and I'm feeling really good
and a gun is in my hand
and my car is out of gas
and the service station's closed
and my apartment's out of town
and I like the way you're dressed
and can I step inside your house?

In Yo Face!!!!!!11!!1!