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elvenlass
(stardust savant)
09/12/04 04:02 PM
Re: A New One. new [re: schizophrenic]  

Both are superb, but my favorite is "In Flames." What a great chorus!

"We are getting aggravated."
"Yes we are."

PHOENIX
(stardust savant)
09/12/04 08:26 PM
Re: A New One. new [re: elvenlass]  

I must concur. "In Flames" is the best one yet.

You 12,314 guys are my best friends, though thick and thin, we'll always be together. We're 12,314 of a kind, 'cause these 12,314 are one. You're my best friends. I love you guys.

schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
09/14/04 10:20 PM
Re: A New One. new [re: PHOENIX]  

Mr. Oversized Novelty Colostomy Bag:

I know a guy who's at the top of his game
He's on heavy medication but we like him just the same
Well, this cat is really smart
He rides around town in a shopping cart

CHORUS:
Check him out, he ain't no drag, He's Mr.
Oversized Novelty Colostomy Bag!
Check him out, he ain't no drag, He's Mr.
Oversized Novelty Colostomy Bag!
Oversized Novelty Colostomy Bag!

(Otter skins and auto lube,
Stick this in your I.V. tubes!)

REPEAT CHORUS

(spoken): In other news, two hundred people were killed at the beach yesterday. Nobody knows the cause, but all that was left were some rubber beach toys...and a duck.

Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.

schizophrenic
(cracked actor)
09/14/04 10:23 PM
My 2000th post! Huzzah! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Leather:

LEATHER!
LEATHER!
LEATHER!
LEATHER!
OH!
GIANT GORILLA MAN!
LEATHER!
GIANT GORILLA MAN!
(etc.)

(spoken): Hello. Cheeldren, this is Ah-nuld Shwarzeneggah. Do you want too grow up to be beeg and strong and healthy like me? Well...you won't! (incomprehensible dialogue)

Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.

Edited by schizophrenic on 09/14/04 10:24 PM (server time).



blacktropic84
(wild eyed peoploid)
09/14/04 10:28 PM
Re: A New One. new [re: schizophrenic]  

Since 'In Flames' and up till now i thought u'd lost it

But youre bacK!

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies
Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things

Shyster
(crash course raver)
09/17/04 09:26 AM
Re: Songs...? new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

Assuming you're not being sarcastic...


PHOENIX, obviously wasn't being sarcastic.

Perhaps, condescending.

And if you regard his commendation as a seal of approval, you don't set your standards very high, do you?

Just as well.

NEXT!

schizophrenic
(cracked actor)
09/17/04 03:42 PM
Re: Songs...? new [re: Shyster]  

In reply to:

And if you regard his commendation as a seal of approval, you don't set your standards very high, do you?
Just as well.


Bah! I was hating my own stuff way before it was cool. Poseur.

Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.

PHOENIX
(stardust savant)
09/18/04 08:38 AM
Re: Songs...? new [re: schizophrenic]  

Now schizophrenic, you should listen to Shyster.

If you get a compliment from me and like it, you should be ashamed of yourself.

But don't let that stop you from acknowledging my unsurpassable brilliance please.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you too, a compliment from PHOENIX is the seal of death. Not only do I base my ability to judge your work on my incredible excellence, but I take that thumbs up to be a sign of universal truth. The true hallmark of someone with serious delusional problems.

Now on with your business, I've got me some more crap to heap my valuable praise on.

You 12,314 guys are my best friends, though thick and thin, we'll always be together. We're 12,314 of a kind, 'cause these 12,314 are one. You're my best friends. I love you guys.

schizophrenic
(cracked actor)
09/22/04 09:56 PM
Why...won't...it...die! new [re: PHOENIX]  

Hang Out:

Hang out!
'cause when you're fat
You get fat.

Hang out!
'cause when I drink
I get mad.

CHORUS:
I got a boat.
It's a big-ass boat.
I got a boat.
Hang out!

'cause purple pants and porpoise paws
make for a sexy Santa Claus.

Hang out!
'cause when you're hot
You get shot.

Hang out!
'cause when you're purple
You're a dickweed.

CHORUS (x2)

Damn to the misery!

Nyeeeeeeaaaagh.

PHOENIX
(stardust savant)
10/23/04 09:08 PM
Re: Why...won't...it...die! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Sys, it followed me home. Can we keep it Sys? Canwecanwecanwe?

I like flowers, puppies and KITTENS!


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