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schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/12/04 03:31 PM
Songs...? (kept)  

Ow Ow Ow Ow:

Sitting in the toilet of despair
All I want is a piece of your hair
Is it so wrong to love a baboon?
Ow Ow Ow Ow.

I'm a clean machine and completely insane
Every dad has little girls on his brain
Drinking feces for conscious thought
Ow Ow Ow Ow.

Wearing dresses that she saw on the phone
Building bombs out of elephant bones
All my friends have bananas in their eyes
Ow Ow Ow Ow.

Have a nice day, it's a killer, turn a cheek.

Edited by Sysiyo on 10/24/04 06:32 AM (server time).



schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/12/04 03:34 PM
Re: Songs...? [re: schizophrenic]  

Mrs. Potato Head:

Mrs.
Mrs.
P-p-p-p-potato head!

I want you - Mrs. potato head.
I want you - Mrs. potato head.

Mrs. potato head - swimming in a vat of gravy...naked.
Mrs. potato head - gonna sex you up.
Mrs. potato head - 'cause you got ass.

Mrs.
Mrs.
P-p-p-p-potato head!

Have a nice day, it's a killer, turn a cheek.

schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/12/04 03:37 PM
Re: Songs...? [re: schizophrenic]  

Robot Man:

You can't say no...
To Robot Man!
(robot man accepts no lies)

You can do the monkey...
With Robot Man!
(robot man is 700 feet tall)

You can play video games...
With Robot Man!
(robot man is designed specifically to kill)

You'll have lots of fun...
With Robot Man!
(robot man will burn everyone you care about)

Have a nice day, it's a killer, turn a cheek.

poorsoul
(acolyte)
08/13/04 05:46 AM
Tonen [re: schizophrenic]  

Where can I meet this Robot Man? He sounds like a fun sort of chap.

New And Improved Meaninglessness



schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/16/04 08:56 PM
Re: Songs...? [re: schizophrenic]  

Big Big Man With A Shirt Shirt:

Falsetto: Wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be a man!
Baritone: Mommy! Mommy! He doesn't have a shirt on!
Falsetto: Wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be a man!
Baritone: Mommy! Mommy! He doesn't have a shirt on!

I'm on the run from a big man!
He's a big big man with a shirt shirt!
Big big man with a shirt shirt!

I'm a bear.

See the funny little clown - (clown)
You can see him around trying to frown
But he can't because he has no forehead - (forehead)
He has no forehead
He always has duck lips! - (duck lips)
He always drinks duck milk - (duck milk)

And

I'm on the run from a big man!
He's a big big man with a shirt shirt!
Big big man with a shirt shirt!

Falsetto: Big Man!
Baritone: Big Man!

Oh lay me down...
In the river!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! HA HA HA!


I think I'll quote a POWER BALLAD!

kipt
(kook)
08/16/04 09:03 PM
Re: Songs...? [re: schizophrenic]  

Damn Mrs. Potato Head is catchy.



schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/16/04 09:26 PM
Re: Songs...? [re: kipt]  

If you find the lyrics catchy, wait 'till you hear the song itself. Actually, for the sake of your sanity, don't.

I think I'll quote a POWER BALLAD!

schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/29/04 12:05 PM
Re: Songs...? new [re: schizophrenic]  

The Doom Room:

Welcome to the doom room.
Everyone comes in laughing but then they cry.
They cry.
The Doom Room.

The doom room is full of hideous clowns with oversized shoes.
The doom room is full of things and temptations that you can't refuse.
The Doom Room.
It's a room of doom.
And clowns with large shoes - big shoes!

Here come the elephants!
Here come the ninjas!
HERE COMES SATAN!

The doom room is full of two-way mirrors that make you look like
Ugly people!
You can't refuse, you can't run away.
Not today.
Not In The Doom Room!

You think you'll laugh, but you'll cry - in the doom room!
Clowns will gouge your eyes out, with letter openers - in the doom room!
Muffins will eat YOU - in the doom room!

Oh no.
Here they come.
The ninja monkey clowns!
They're the ninja monkey clowns that play the hideous music - in the doom room!
It's the music of Satan himself!
Satan and clowns and elephants!
Evil elephants!
Make it stop! Make it stop!
It's your fault I was born with birth defects!
Two left feet, flippers...
Why must you keep hitting me...with large slabs of meat?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

TELL...JESUS...I'M COMING...WITH A GUN!

It's a TW moment.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
08/29/04 12:23 PM
Re: Songs...? new [re: schizophrenic]  

Need a manager? I was a bit sceptic of your talents first but Doom room won me over.
I can get you a recording deal with a christian record company (you mentioned Jesus, that's all they care about) and gigs in mental institutions (you see, even droolers need entertainment). Good enough?

In reply to:

The doom room is full of hideous clowns with oversized shoes


This is the part that really won me over. Fucking beautiful!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."


schizophrenic
(crash course raver)
08/29/04 12:32 PM
Thank You. new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

I can get you a recording deal with a christian record company (you mentioned Jesus, that's all they care about) and gigs in mental institutions (you see, even droolers need entertainment). Good enough?


I'll have my people call your people. Actually, I might be able to weasel my way into a spot at V2 records if I play my cards right, but that gig at the mental institution sounds good. It worked for The Cramps, anyway.

It's a TW moment.


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