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ChesireCat
(mortal with potential)
10/04/04 02:44 PM
I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: Sysiyo]  

Cheshire Cat stops on his tracks and turns around to face Sys ....

CheshireCat: You know, you're right! <and as he starts taking his clothes off> no halloween party is really halloween unless there's a gay orgy involved ...

Blacktropic: You said it ...

Sys: Ok ... so will it be the Britney Spears outfits for you or the Charlie's Angel's?

CheshireCat: I prefer the Aladdin Sane costume over there ...

...

Meanwhile, back at the corridor:

Schizo: You know, it's a bad thing about Omar ... I had promised him a small part in the X-mas RoundRobin. He wanted to be Frosty the Snowman ... but he'll have to settle for Wolfie, the were-deer ....

Elvenlad: Whatever ...

As they walked thorugh the corridor (and the moans from the orgy were heard behind) they reached three doors: one had a Dog and a diamond carved on it. The second had a bull's head and guts painted on it and the third had a Glass Spider on it.

Sugar: I think, we'll have to split up ....

`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
`I don't much care where --' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.


RealThing
(crash course raver)
10/04/04 03:28 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: ChesireCat]  

So, the TW'ers all look at the three doors.
JarethsBoy: I dunno about you guys, but I'll take the Glass Spider door.
Elvenlad: Me too.
Schizo: I think I might try the Diamond Door.
Sugar: I think that one sounds pretty good.
RealThing: I kinda like the gut door myself. Got a good feeling about it.
JarethsBoy: You can't seriously be thinking of going in there, can you?
RealThing: Of course! There might be alcohol behind that door!
Sugar: There might be alcohol behind ANY of these doors.
RealThing: Woahhh.....
Elvenlad: You're comming with us!

And so the TW'ers split up.

Inconsiderate and uncultured, that's an educated edge!



OleanderWhoosh
(grinning soul)
10/04/04 10:27 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: RealThing]  

Meanwhile, what had become of OleanderWhoosh, probably the only real female TWer left? Well...

TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!!!

blacktropic84
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/04/04 10:34 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: RealThing]  

*At The Gay Orgy*

Blacktropic: You know Sys, as much as i love your cock up my ass, and my mouth, and my ear, i really think that i should move on and find the others

Sysio: Treasonist

So Blacktropic left the gay orgy in search of the others. He soon came to three doors. Not knowing what to do, he layed down on the ground and began to jack off (he lost all his clothers in the SuctionFucker2000) . Within a few minutes, he stopped to see which door he had landed on. The Diamond Dog Door. He opened it up and began to walk down the long corridor. Along the walls he could see small splashes of blood, he wondered if the other TWers had been here. From far ahead he heard a bark, a loud, vicious bark.
He turned around and ran for his life. When he reached the door, he found it locked. He also noticed that there were many large scratch on it, and two human fingernails which had broken off and were stuck in the wood. He soon vomited.
Then, behind him, he heard the shuffling of bodies. He turned around to see 2 large mutts with a bloodlust in their eyes.

Blacktropic: How the Hell did the others get past this? Or did they? Hmm ..... maybe there are some clues in the song ....
Come out of the garden baby
Youll catch your death in the fog
Young Girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
nope ... nuthing there Diamond Dogs are sableized hmmm .... i give up.

Andy! Can I have a cup of coffee? ..... And a drummer?

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies
Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things

elvenlass
(stardust savant)
10/04/04 11:50 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: blacktropic84]  

RealThing, Jareth'sBoy, Elvenlad, and Angelina Jolie (who decided to stick around) walked through the Glass Spider door. On the other side was...glass. No, not glass, but spiders. Wait, not spiders made out of glass, but glass made entirely of spiders!!! And the ceiling, walls, stairs, etc. were all make of this spidery glass. And everytime you touched it, the spiders squirmed and crawled up your legs.

Angelina Jolie: Whoa!

JarethsBoy: You said it. Ah! I hate these spiders!

RealThing: Holy shit, they're in my pants! They're in my pants!!!

Angelina Jolie: Here! *Angelina rips RealThings pants off, revealing some sexy and tight boxer briefs.*

JarethsBoy and Elvenlad: Oh my god! They're in my pants too!!!

Angelina Jolie: *ripping off their pants as well* That's better, isn't it?

RealThing: Eek! *swatting spiders off his/her leg with her/his pants*

Elvenlad: *to Angelina* Hey, why aren't the spiders crawling up your legs? They're not even entering within a 2 foot radius of you! What's going on here?


"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear." - Kevin Spacy in The Ref


SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
10/05/04 07:12 AM
Weebl and Bob reference! new [re: blacktropic84]  

Wait a moment. Does this leave only Cheshire and me at the orgy? Well, not much of an orgy, that one. And Cheshire, I hope you really were a girl. If not, please rewrite the last sentences.

CheshireCat and Sys lay snuggled on the floor, bedily fluids oozing from different bodily orifices.

Sys: "Was that as good for me as it was for you?"
CC: "Better..."

A short pause.

CC: "You want to have another round?"
Sys: "Yeah, baby! I'll just put the schoolgirl uniform back on."

Sys gets up and starts dressing.

CC: "You look really good... but do you know what happends to people who dress like that in pervy round robins?"
Sys: "No, what?"

Before CheshireCat can reply, a slimy green tentacle appears out of nowhere, grabs Sys' leg and pulls him through a hole in the wall. Before Cheshire can lunge after Sys, the slab of granite closes behind Sys, leaving Cheshire alone in the orgy chamber. Pushing his ear on the wall, cheshire hears faint screams from the other side. But alas, there is no way for him to reach Sys and save him.

Then CC realises he's still a he.

CC: "Hey mr. Voice! I had gay sex, why aren't I back to normal?"
Voice: "Well, I hoped you could give me more material before I change you back..."
CC: "How can I get you more material when you had that tentacle thing snatch Sys away?"
Voice: "You just need to- Wait, did you say tentacle thing?"
CC: "Yeah. What about it?"
Voice: "Oh no, has he escaped the holding cell? I must make preparations..."
CC: "What?"
Voice: "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it."

Silence.

CC: "Voice?"

The silence remains, broken only by Sys' distant screams.

CC: "Bollocks! I guess I have no choice but to go after the others, then..."

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ChesireCat
(mortal with potential)
10/05/04 09:27 AM
Orgy edit (that's OK) ... and more new [re: Sysiyo]  

Before CheshireCat can reply, a slimy green tentacle appears out of nowhere, grabs Sys' leg and pulls him through a hole in the wall. Before Cheshire can lunge after Sys, the slab of granite closes behind Sys, leaving Cheshire alone in the orgy chamber. Pushing his ear on the wall, cheshire hears faint screams from the other side. But alas, there is no way for him to reach Sys and save him.

Then CC realises something and shouts.

CC: "Hey mr. Voice! We had gay sex, why isn't Sys back to normal?"
Voice: " What do you mean, back to normal? Sys is a boy!"
CC: "Oh ... ok, so then ... why aren't I back to normal???"
Voice: "Because you're also a boy!!"
CC: "Hey, so why didn't you stop us?"
Voice: "Well, I hoped you could give me more material than that..."
CC: "How can I get you more material when you had that tentacle thing snatch Sys away?"
Voice: "You just need to- Wait, did you say tentacle thing?"
CC: "Yeah. What about it?"
Voice: "Oh no, has he escaped the holding cell? I must make preparations..."
CC: "What?"
Voice: "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it."

Silence.

CC: "Voice?"

The silence remains, broken only by Sys' distant screams.

CC: "Bollocks, and just when I was going to get real kinky! I guess I have no choice but to go after the others, then..."

CC runs down the corridor and sees the three doors in front of him.

CC: "Eeny, meeny, meiny .... Oh fuck it, I'll take the middle one!"

As CC opens the middle door, he starts hearing eery music, prompting him to walk ever forward. The door opend to a maze like corridor, with stone walls and cobblestones on the floor. BANG! As CC turns around to see the door slam shut behind him, he hears moans coming from someplace in front of him. As he runs down the corridor, he reaches a wooden door, which he opens slowly. As he peeks inside, he sees Pablo, Schizo and Sugar tied with chains to the wall and in front of them a large minotaur figure with a leash round his neck and on the other end of the leash, a tall woman strap in leather.

Ramona: Here, here my small eggmen...
Sugar: Egggirl!
Ramona: not from what I can see ... now I'll show you who the small friends are....

`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
`I don't much care where --' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

Edited by ChesireCat on 10/05/04 01:01 PM (server time).



RealThing
(crash course raver)
10/05/04 12:45 PM
Re: I'm horny too ... but not sorry. new [re: elvenlass]  

RealThing: This is odd indeed
Elvenlad: You can say that again!
JarethsBoy: Now what do we do?
Angelina: Well, I have a few ideas!
Elvenlad: Not now!
RealThing: We could stomp 'em all to death?
JarethsBoy: Do you have any idea how long that would take?
Elvenlad: And we still haven't figured out why they're not crawling on Angelina!
RealThing: Hmmmm.....
JarethsBoy: It could be because she's a woman....
RealThing: But so are we!
Elvenlad: Have you even looked at yourself in the last hour?

RealThing looks down and notices a bulge in her/his pants.

RealThing: Shit.
Elvenlad: Jesus! how thick are you? You didn't even notice that you'd magically grown a penis?
RealThing: Do you know what I've always wanted to do?
JarethsBoy: Do we even WANT to know?
Angelina: I dunno, it might be sexy!
RealThing: I've always wanted to write my name in urine!
Angelina: That's so not sexy!
Elvenlad: RealThing! I think we've got more important things to worry about!

RealThing whips out her/his magical member and starts to write his/her name in urine. All of a sudden, the spiders seem to dissapear.

RealThing: Wow, that feels better!
Elvenlad: The spiders are gone!

And so RealThing, JarethsBoy, Elvenlad and Angelina continue on their way.

Inconsiderate and uncultured, that's an educated edge!



TalentedChild
(electric tomato)
10/06/04 03:30 PM
TC finds Oleander new [re: RealThing]  

TC some how managed to escape the whole sex-room distraction. More than likely it was becuase her Eno costume was on too tight wich restricted blood flow, which restricted any urges...

Hidding behind a pillar she notices Oleander roaming the halls...

TC: Oleander!
Oleander: Oh my gosh! It's Brian Eno!
TC: ACtually its me TC, dressed up as Eno.
Oleander: Wow, that spell really did a number on you. Do you have hair on your chest too?
Pulls at her custome.
TC: Stop that! We've got to help everyone! I can stand being a man for a while, heck probably even the rest of my life, but I can't let the TWers stay trapped her forever.
Oleander: Right I think I saw a bunch of people go down this way.

They wander down the hall until they come to the three doors. The Glass SPider door was open just a smidge and some psiders were begind to make their way out. TC screams and jumps into Oleanders arms. TC: I hate frickin' spiders!
Oleander: Quick in here!

They dive into the nearest door, which happened to be the dismemebered boar.

Fads they come and fads they go, and man, I love that rock'n'roll

OleanderWhoosh
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/06/04 10:14 PM
Re: TC finds Oleander [re: TalentedChild]  

Oleander: ...Dismembered boar?

TC: Just play along!

Oleander: Okey-doke.

Gimme some good 'ole lobotomy...


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