I think NomDePlume is Morrissey.

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And Starlite is Oscar Wilde, in case you hadn't noticed.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

I'm not really familiar with Oscar Wilde, or Starlite for that matter. Which one posts at TW, and which one is the famous albeit kind of embarrassing public figure?

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A bedazzled Oscar Wilde contemplating Starlite's Mighty Asparagus

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

It's funny, I was just at the market the other day, and contemplating a pound of asparagus. "But what," I wondered, "would I do with a pound of asparagus?"

It turns out the answer was in front of me all along.

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Was the pound of asparagus arranged in a neat little faggot?

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

Mmhm. With rubber bands and everything.

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Fag.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

Are we still flirting?

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Yes, in a Monkeyboy kind of way.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?