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Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/24/06 11:17 PM
Another story about Effee *DELETED*  

Post deleted by Mxy

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
02/25/06 00:48 AM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: Mxy]  

So Mxy thought it would be funny to make a thread about it.










Mxy was wrong.




Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/25/06 02:35 PM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: Bamboo7]  

It's OK if you don't like my short story, but you don't have to be so mean about it.

Constructive criticism only, please.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
02/25/06 02:57 PM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Constructive criticism only, please


Go forth and multiply


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/25/06 03:16 PM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: diamondogz74]  

Are you coming on to me?

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
02/25/06 03:21 PM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Are you coming on to me?


Could be, describe yourself, stats etc... and I'll let you know


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
02/25/06 03:35 PM
State Funeral. new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Constructive criticism only, please.


You'll have to excuse Boohbah, Mxy. She's unaquainted with the subtle nuances of minimalist literature; subsisting on a mental diet of Neil Gaiman and Labyslash will do that to you.

Now this isn't to say that the story doesn't work as is - trust me when I say that the emotional effect of reading it is like a swift uppercut of joy to the chin - though I certainly wouldn't be averse to a lengthier sequel regarding the funeral. Who will be there? Who will weep? Who will spit on her grave? Who will dig up her corpse, gnaw on it like chew-toy, and rebury her under the pachysandra?

I smell Pulitzer.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/25/06 09:12 PM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Could be, describe yourself, stats etc... and I'll let you know



Of course! I'm:

- Not gay.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

NomDePlume
(electric tomato)
02/27/06 11:07 AM
Re: Another story about Effee new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

One day, Effee died.



But that didn't stop Strawman from buggering his rotting carcass first thing every afternoon when he woke up.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/27/06 01:09 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

Hmm, I thought the whole thread would disappear if I deleted the first post, but it turns out it just adds *DELETED* to the title. That's kinda useless, isn't it?

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
02/27/06 02:17 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

That's kinda useless, isn't it?


It's very nice of you, thanks.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
02/27/06 05:47 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Hmm, I thought the whole thread would disappear if I deleted the first post


Youi can't entirely delete posts that have been replied to, be they thread starters or not.

(I could delete the thread for you, but I'm not going to).

Monochrome

stick
(wild eyed peoploid)
02/27/06 11:00 PM
Private moments new [re: K]  

Stuck inside a private moment
With one's own hand
Stuck inside one's own pants
With one's own sin
Stuck inside one's own heart
With one's own past



Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/27/06 11:28 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Youi can't entirely delete posts that have been replied to, be they thread starters or not.

(I could delete the thread for you, but I'm not going to).



You wouldn't delete it for me, you'd do it for Dogz, since I only tried to delete this because he asked me nicely to do it. You two settle it, I don't really care much.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
02/28/06 08:03 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: K]  

In reply to:

(I could delete the thread for you, but I'm not going to).


Why not? it serves no usual purpose and is rather a poor/sick thread, I can see no possible case for keeping this thread intact, other than blind stubborness on your part, there is no matter of principal to this thread, can you please delete it.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
02/28/06 08:16 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: diamondogz74]  

It'll auto delete if people stop replying to it in whatever the timescale is for Artiste, so the answer is stop replying to it and it will go.

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KModerator
(thunder ocean)
02/28/06 09:09 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

100 days. Regardless of that, I'm not going to resort to stalinist revisionism and delete this prior to that date.

Monochrome

NomDePlume
(electric tomato)
02/28/06 10:44 AM
The 100 day plan new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Sounds like a plan, Pablo. Everyone, stop replying to this thread.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
02/28/06 10:50 AM
Re: The 100 day plan new [re: NomDePlume]  

Thanks Nom.

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Mxy
(electric tomato)
02/28/06 01:21 PM
Re: The 100 day plan new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I get the feeling this is gonna be my most popular thread ever.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

Shelle
(cracked actor)
02/28/06 02:43 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

I missed Mxy's original post. Can someone please explain it to me?

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
02/28/06 02:45 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Shelle]  

The entire piece of "minimalist literature" can be found in Nom's post.




Monkeyboy
(band intro)
02/28/06 03:33 PM
Re: The 100 day plan new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:


I get the feeling this is gonna be my most popular thread ever.


How can that happen if we're all going to stop replying to it and let it auto-delete?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/01/06 09:56 AM
Re: The 100 day plan new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I could always mark it as lept and hence save it from deletion... but that would kinda ruin the fun.

Monochrome

NomDePlume
(electric tomato)
03/01/06 10:23 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Bamboo7]  

Shelle:

In reply to:

I missed Mxy's original post. Can someone please explain it to me?



And Bamboozle:

In reply to:

The entire piece of "minimalist literature" can be found in Nom's post



Bamboozle missed Shelle's original humour. Can someone please explain it to her?

"It was like Will Self doing Watership Down." Strawman

b_mardIe
(wild eyed peoploid)
03/01/06 10:40 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

CAN WE ALL SHOW A BIT OF RESTARINT AND STOP REPYING TO THIS THREAD

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/01/06 10:40 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: b_mardIe]  

Why?

Monochrome

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/01/06 11:28 AM
SHUTUP DAMMIT!! new [re: K]  

Because, you fascist asshole mod, one of our most valued members has been offended by a joke and has asked for it to be deleted, and it's YOUR job to do exactly as he says.

In other news, this is now the official thread for avatar testing.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
03/01/06 11:37 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: b_mardIe]  

In reply to:

CAN WE ALL SHOW A BIT OF RESTARINT AND STOP REPYING TO THIS THREAD







If David Bowie is the man who fell to earth, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the woman who fell to earth.


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/01/06 12:12 PM
Re: SHUTUP DAMMIT!! new [re: Marquis]  

Since when has DDZ been a "valued member"?

Monochrome

CharlieManson
(kook)
03/01/06 12:19 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

So we ain't replying to this thread, are we?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 12:23 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: CharlieManson]  

I just realised I haven't added anything to this thread yet.





hi.






schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 12:24 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

Hi, everybody!!!



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 12:24 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

HELLOOOOOOO!



Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/01/06 12:56 PM
Fool's Gold new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Since when has DDZ been a "valued member"?


Since you pussies declined the option on his temporary ban.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 01:27 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

Hi, everybody!!!



Hi schizophrenic!

*waves"

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/01/06 01:43 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: NomDePlume]  

Nom, how come I get a cutsie nickname and Shelle doesn't? That isn't fair to her.




RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:44 PM
Official chat thread new [re: Shelle]  

Hi Shelle! So, what's been going on lately?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/01/06 01:45 PM
They come and they go... new [re: K]  

Since when have you been a good mod?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:51 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: diamondogz74]  

Well if you're replying, I see no reason why I shouldn't too.



HI EVERYONE!

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RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:53 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Hi Pablo! It's been a while.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 01:55 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Hi Rabbit! Hey, you like Prince. What do you think of the album "Around The World In A Day"? I really like it.



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:58 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: schizophrenic]  

Great stuff Schizo. I heard Dogz sings Condition of the Heart to Effee ever so often. Can anyone confirm this?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:58 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Anyone? I'm getting impatient here!

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 01:59 PM
All I wanted was a simple answer new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Fuck you guys!

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 02:02 PM
The mother of all threads new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

In other news, this is now the official thread for avatar testing.



Good idea!

Maybe we should make it the new "I'm leaving in a huff" thread too? The other one must be nearly full by now.

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


Strawman
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:04 PM
Re: All I wanted was a simple answer new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Cunt.



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:05 PM
Re: The mother of all threads new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:


Maybe we should make it the new "I'm leaving in a huff" thread too? The other one must be nearly full by now.


What a stupid idea, do you realise that 100 days after the last post is posted in this thread that it deletes itself?

Sod it, I'm out of here!!!

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RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:06 PM
Re: All I wanted was a simple answer new [re: Strawman]  

Fag.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 02:07 PM
Official post-your-underwear thread new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Hi Shelle!



Hi, Rabbit!

In reply to:

So, what's been going on lately?



This morning, this went on.



Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


Strawman
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:08 PM
Re: All I wanted was a simple answer new [re: RabbitFighter]  

I'm giving you 93 seconds to change that post, or else.


RabbitFighter replies with "Or else what?

I reply to that with "Or else what in Botswana."

"Oh it's hot in Botswana."



















Edited by strawman on 03/01/06 02:16 PM (server time).



Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/01/06 02:12 PM
I just thought I'd contribute new [re: Strawman]  








Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 02:14 PM
Re: The mother of all threads new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

What a stupid idea, do you realise that 100 days after the last post is posted in this thread that it deletes itself?



But people leave all the time.

Some of them anyway.

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:16 PM
Re: The mother of all threads new [re: Shelle]  

OK, I'm back.


Yeah, you are right Shelle.

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/01/06 02:25 PM
Re: They come and they go... new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Condition of the Heart


Never heard of this song, how does it go?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/01/06 02:32 PM
Hester Prynne, Fatherfucker new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

This morning, this went on.


Wait, do you work at One Eyed Jack's?

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 02:35 PM
Re: Hester Prynne, Fatherfucker new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

Wait, do you work at One Eyed Jack's?



Only In Dreams.


Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/01/06 02:35 PM
Re: Official post-your-underwear thread new [re: Shelle]  

Nice, although I'd like to think it must be much more interesting when it comes off.

In reply to:

Strawski


Botswana or not, I can't edit my post. I must keep up the spirit that the resident nazi layed in front of us. I'm afraid he might ban me.

In reply to:

Dogz


Here's the chorus for you. Does it capture the mood?

Oh - thinking about U, driving me crazy
Oh - my friends all say it's just a phase, but…
Oh - every single day is a yellow day
I'm blinded by the daisies in your yard


Oh fuck, why didn't I write individual posts?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 03:30 PM
Re: Official post-your-underwear thread new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Nice, although I'd like to think it must be much more interesting when it comes off.


Well, judge for yourself:

"The Smarter than Shelle Club: p2c not welcome." --- Beltene

Pussy pic deleted. Damn you and your exhibitionism.

Edited by K on 02/27/06 03:35 PM (server time).



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/01/06 03:36 PM
Damn New Yorkers! new [re: Marquis]  

Ever since 9/11 you people have a had a real chip on your shoulder. I say that K should keep this thread and let it die off on its own. Which I'm sure it will so long as people just stop posting in it.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/01/06 03:38 PM
Re: Damn New Yorkers! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I agree.

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Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/01/06 03:45 PM
Re: Damn New Yorkers! new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Thank you, Pablo.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/01/06 03:48 PM
God's Chosen new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

you people


HATE CRIME!

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/01/06 03:48 PM
Re: Damn New Yorkers! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

You're welcome

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Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/01/06 03:53 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Marquis]  

How did the original story that started this thread go? I forgot.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 03:55 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

Sorry, I've had a few pints and I'm getting confused. So we aren't supposed to be threading this post... or is it the other way around.

Whose round is it? You can all have a pint of Deuchars on me. Well not actually physically on me, there wouldn't actually be enough room for all the glasses.

A scholar and a gentleman. Well at least one of them...

CharlieManson
(kook)
03/01/06 03:56 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Monkeyboy]  

One day, Effee died.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


Strawman
(acolyte)
03/01/06 04:04 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: CharlieManson]  

When she dies you can be certain we'll hear about it.

Do you think he'll bury the fucker wearing a Fez?



Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 04:12 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Do you think he'll bury the fucker wearing a Fez?


What... he'll be wearing the fez or the dog will?



A scholar and a gentleman. Well at least one of them...

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/01/06 04:21 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Persilot]  

Please don't make me search for the picture.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/01/06 04:28 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: CharlieManson]  

In reply to:

One day, Effee died.


Wow, that's really sad. But what was the story?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/01/06 06:23 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Marquis]  

Now I officially cannot delete this thread, becouse one of our most valued members has asked me not to.

In reply to:

Since you pussies declined the option on his temporary ban.


And what I mistake it was.

Monochrome

alesya
(grinning soul)
03/01/06 07:47 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: K]  

Was just passing through and thought I'd wish everyone well



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 07:49 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: alesya]  

Thanks, Alesya.



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/01/06 07:49 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: schizophrenic]  

We love you!



guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/01/06 11:39 PM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: schizophrenic]  

*bump*



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/02/06 04:57 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

*bump*


Stop that!

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/02/06 05:36 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Oh you guys, you do realise we have entered another day now, so the 100 day clock gets reset again. Let's try and do better eh?

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Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/02/06 06:36 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Alright, we will. Sorry.

Everyone: let's just stop replying to this thred and let it die.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/02/06 06:36 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Alright?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/02/06 06:36 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Thanks.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/02/06 06:37 AM
Re: Fool's Gold new [re: Monkeyboy]  



"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/02/06 07:28 AM
Comrade. new [re: K]  

Penises on pictures? that's a no-no and you know it, dogz.

Attack me all you wish, If you have too?

Just leave my loved ones out of this please, It only goes to prove you are a coward of the highest order.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Edited by K on 03/03/06 05:14 AM (server time).



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/02/06 07:41 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: diamondogz74]  

Dogz, I think you're postponing the deletion.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/02/06 07:42 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Does anyone agree with me and what about the fez then?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/02/06 07:52 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Just leave my pops out of this! Or you'll have me to deal with and when I bite, I bite




London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/02/06 09:30 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: diamondogz74]  

Bloody impostor! Last time I checked Effee had her own account.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
03/02/06 09:39 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Jesus, it just struck me how fucking ridiculous that dog looks. Until now, I've just thought it to be one of the many, many strange things about our resident psychopath, but now I feel genuinely sorry for the poor dog.

Was the original story here actually a written representation of all of Effee's greatest hopes and dreams?

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/02/06 10:17 AM
LiZa pur-leeze new [re: Arlequino]  

LOL! this coming from TWs very own LiZa Minelli lookalike is joke




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
03/02/06 11:31 AM
Re: LiZa pur-leeze new [re: diamondogz74]  

Eh, that was one photo, jackass. Fancy dress night, moreover.

Whereas your dog looks like a piece of wannabe road kill every time you show it to us. Can't you just see the plea for merciful death in its eyes? I'm sure Strawman would happily oblige - he could probably turn it into something quite tasty afterwards, I'd imagine.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Beltene
(acolyte)
03/02/06 01:54 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: K]  

I wanna talk about a personal experience that I had recently. There was this post that to_dizzy started. I liked it because it gave me the opportunity to talk about myself. I like posts that invite me to talk about myself.

So anyways, I talked about myself. Most of you probably don't know this but I'm a slow typer(I'm actually a slow thinker but I say typer cause it sounds better) So by the time I finished talking about myself, to_dizzy already deleted his post so I got an oops!

But then my post actually appeared on its own. If you click on my profile and look for a post entitled, I don't know, something about the nazi youth, you'd see it.


You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

Mxy
(electric tomato)
03/02/06 05:52 PM
Re: Comrade. new [re: diamondogz74]  

Dogz, if you really want this thread to disappear, it would be smart for you to stop posting here. I know 100 days is a lot, but maybe you could speed up the process by not posting in other threads either, that way your non-posts would accumulate and count for more than one day at the time. According to my calculations, if you don't post in any of TW's forums, this thread should be deleted as soon as three or maybe four weeks from now. Maybe two months, I'm not sure. Three months tops. Oh, and that includes sending PMs.

Do you think you're capable of that? Come on, it's worth a try! Do it for our Effee!

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/02/06 09:31 PM
Re: Comrade. new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Do it for our Effee!


Our?



Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
03/02/06 09:41 PM
Re: Another story about Effee.. Or our room, ew. new [re: Bamboo7]  





If David Bowie is the man who fell to earth, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the woman who fell to earth.


Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/02/06 11:01 PM
Re: Another story about Effee.. Or our room, ew. new [re: Tristan]  

Make up your mind already! Keep the lights on or turn them off! It's like a freaking rave in here.




KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/03/06 05:19 AM
Re: LiZa pur-leeze new [re: diamondogz74]  

Good god I wish Dogz would stop spamming us with the pictures of that ugly dog (and I don't mean himself).

Monochrome

Effie
(mortal with potential)
03/03/06 05:28 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

I miss the story. It gave me hope. Please bring it back.

WOOF!

Effie
(mortal with potential)
03/03/06 05:31 AM
Re: Comrade. new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:


Someone just shoot me now. Please.

This faggot is too much to put up with.

WOOF!

Effie
(mortal with potential)
03/03/06 05:32 AM
Re: LiZa pur-leeze new [re: diamondogz74]  

It's amazing how a look of desperation can be seen to be happiness on the face of a dog like myself. If I had opposable thumbs I'd kill myself.

WOOF!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/03/06 07:16 AM
BOLLOCKS new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Good god I wish Dogz would stop spamming us with the pictures of that ugly dog


My lil dog Effee is gorgeous, you are a miserable sod, stop your constant whingeing please.

Reverse psychology...

PLEASE EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/03/06 07:56 AM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: diamondogz74]  

OK

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Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/03/06 01:11 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: diamondogz74]  

Will do!




diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/03/06 01:22 PM
Thank you. new [re: Bamboo7]  

.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/03/06 03:37 PM
Re: Thank you. new [re: diamondogz74]  

Why is this still here?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/03/06 03:41 PM
Re: Thank you. new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Like most Bowie forums I suppose, lack of anything new from daddy, so people become bored, I'm hoping the Serious Moonlight tour dvd will take certain members minds off arguing for sakes, sake.

I live in the hope.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/03/06 04:09 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

My lil dog Effee is gorgeous, you are a miserable sod, stop your constant whingeing please.


You might like her (?) but that doesn't mean you have to put pictures of her in every second post you make (especially if they're completely out of context of the thread. And you already have a picture of the dog in your avatar, for goodness' sakes!).

Monochrome

CharlieManson
(kook)
03/03/06 04:12 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: K]  

Yeah DOGZ post pictures of fucking ships instead, you nonce!!!!



I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/03/06 04:41 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: CharlieManson]  

Just testing my avatar.



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/03/06 04:44 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: schizophrenic]  

And once again for good measure.



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/03/06 04:45 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: schizophrenic]  

Damn! One last time.



Mxy
(electric tomato)
03/03/06 05:18 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

PLEASE EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD.



Dude, what the fuck?! This is the last time I do you a favor.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

alesya
(grinning soul)
03/03/06 05:22 PM
Re: BOLLOCKS new [re: schizophrenic]  

And what a fine new avatar it is schizophrenic



infidel
(kook)
03/04/06 03:56 AM
Re: The 100 day plan new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

I get the feeling this is gonna be my most popular thread ever.


A helping hand . . . . X



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/04/06 07:50 AM
My very precious Effee. new [re: K]  

In reply to:

You might like her (?)


Correction, I love her with all my heart.

In reply to:

(especially if they're completely out of context of the thread.


Then please tell me what the context of this thread is?

In reply to:

And you already have a picture of the dog in your avatar, for goodness' sakes!).


So?

I am not so vain as to want to see my own face in everypost I make






London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/04/06 10:13 AM
My previous... me. new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Then please tell me what the context of this thread is?


I wasn't referring exclusively to this thread, mind you. You have a bad habit of putting pictures of Effee just for the sake of putting them there (or so it seems), which can be rather irritating.

And yes, I'm vain, I know.

Monochrome

infidel
(kook)
03/06/06 00:04 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: K]  

In reply to:

I wasn't referring exclusively to this thread, mind you. You have a bad habit of putting pictures of Effee just for the sake of putting them there (or so it seems), which can be rather irritating.


I am a big fan of Effee the wonderdog and the more pics of Effee the better!
I reckon dogzz should post pics of Effee dressed up as Bowie ... i.e. Effee Stardust, A-dog Insane, Thin White Dawg etc.

Dogzz what breed of dog is Effee?

Anyway I much prefer pics of TW's mascot Effee to that horrendous pic of the asian tub girl.




Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/06/06 05:27 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: infidel]  

In reply to:

Anyway I much prefer pics of TW's mascot Effee to that horrendous pic of the asian tub girl.


For shame, sir!

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/06/06 06:00 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: infidel]  

In reply to:

Dogzz what breed of dog is Effee?


She is a Cairn Terrirer, colour = Red Wheaten, red undercoat with blond top coat, read all about her breed here

Thank you for your support infidel




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/06/06 06:04 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: diamondogz74]  

Does she do anal?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/06/06 08:40 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: Monkeyboy]  

You might be better off asking Guppy.




infidel
(kook)
03/06/06 11:07 AM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Anyway I much prefer pics of TW's mascot Effee to that horrendous pic of the asian tub girl.


Ok then lets compromise ... maybe we can have a pic of Effee posing as the Asian tub girl

In reply to:

For shame, sir!


Hey I never said I was a sir ... maybe I am a lady ... or maybe not!?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/06/06 12:23 PM
Ass breath new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Does she do anal?


Does your ass breath stink?

Really Monkeyboy, you do ask such rediculous questions


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/06/06 01:46 PM
Bark at the Moon new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

MB: Does she do anal?

DD: Does your ass breath stink?


I take it that's a yes, then?

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/06/06 02:15 PM
Re: My previous... me. new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I'd put my money on snowballing but who knows?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/06/06 03:27 PM
Let It Snow... new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

I'd put my money on snowballing but who knows?


LOL! best one yet...




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/08/06 02:47 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

I'd like to congratulate everyone for not responding to tis thread.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/08/06 02:55 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

I'd like to congratulate everyone for not responding to tis thread


Tis great to see you still lurking about.






London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/08/06 02:56 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: diamondogz74]  

She's naked and on a bed! That is just provoking them!

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/08/06 03:01 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Shit! so she is


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/08/06 04:10 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Tis great to see you still lurking about.


Thanks, W!ldWhen'ed.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/08/06 06:24 PM
Ass to mouth, Norwich style new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

That's a post coital face if i've ever seen one!

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/09/06 08:59 AM
FINLANDTOFISHYLAND new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

That's a post coital face if i've ever seen one!


No! this is a post coital face.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/09/06 03:32 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

Good job, everyone! A few more months of no replies is all we need to have this thread gone forever.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

alesya
(grinning soul)
03/09/06 05:31 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Ok so we aren't posting in this thread any longer right?



Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/09/06 05:34 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: alesya]  

Seeing as I'm one of the people who's most not posted in this thread, I ask you all to follow my example and stop posting. If you all follow my non-posting strategy on this thread, then we may just get somewhere.

If anyone would like some hints on how best to not post on this thread, let me know and I'll post a reply.

A scholar and a gentleman. Well at least one of them...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/09/06 05:37 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Persilot]  

That is a good idea, because people seem to be replying to this thread more than is required for it to auto delete in 100 days. So, any advice you can give would be great.

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rumblingspires
(grinning soul)
03/09/06 06:24 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I will give you some advice. Stop posting to a thread that sucks that everybody seems to think is funny.



Mxy
(electric tomato)
03/09/06 06:24 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I also think so as well too.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/09/06 08:10 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: rumblingspires]  

ok.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/09/06 09:14 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Wait, what was the idea again?




guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/09/06 09:54 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Bamboo7]  

I think something is trying to live forever, love.



Coldfyr
(acolyte)
03/09/06 10:16 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: guiltpuppy]  

For a thread to be deleted
of a lustful tale unheeded
about a Terrier Cairn
'tis only a wee bairn
and a TW sex symbol undefeated

©2006,Coldfyr



"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/09/06 10:53 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Coldfyr]  

There's another thread for this, my brother.



Coldfyr
(acolyte)
03/09/06 10:59 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Brother ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/10/06 05:58 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Coldfyr]  

It's been a while since that's happened. For the record, everyone: Coldfyr and Dara are chicks.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/10/06 06:07 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: rumblingspires]  

Thanks for the advice.

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Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/10/06 09:34 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Then what's Beltene? I've always wondered...




Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/10/06 09:38 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Bamboo7]  

Some things are best unanswered.

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/10/06 10:32 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Just passing through




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/10/06 10:47 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

What if Effee was a dog?

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Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/10/06 02:04 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Now you're just being silly.




Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/10/06 02:44 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Bamboo7]  

Bulgarian.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/11/06 09:31 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

What if Effee was a dog?


As in a real dog, with a dog's vagina?

Monochrome

Mxy
(electric tomato)
03/11/06 09:11 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: K]  

What if Effee was human? No, wait, that's a scientific improbability. If it had opposable thumbs it would have killed itself long ago.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/12/06 01:54 AM
Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee human! new [re: Mxy]  

No, I think if Effee had opposable thumbs she would have killed her owner instead.

Presuming she would be able to perform any actions more complicated than breathing due to the defects resulted from being in-breeding..

Monochrome

dandylion
(mortal with potential)
03/12/06 02:27 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee human! new [re: K]  

from being in-bred you mean.

yeah, sadly, effe has no idea what her owner really is...well, i dunno if it's sad, i mean, maybe she's better off being completely oblivious; unlike us, who are subjected to his massive shitfest on a daily basis.

HU is the true name of God

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/12/06 02:29 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: dandylion]  

Yeah. Silly writing errors.

Monochrome

dandylion
(mortal with potential)
03/12/06 02:31 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: K]  

it's alright, k...at least you have a plausible excuse.....

HU is the true name of God

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/12/06 06:02 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee human! new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Presuming she would be able to perform any actions more complicated than breathing due to the defects resulted from being in-breeding..


Ignorant elitist communist babble.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/12/06 08:34 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

elitist communist


Yeah, that makes sense.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/12/06 08:39 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: diamondogz74]  

So, are you saying that inbreeding doesn't cause defects?
Sounds like someone hasn't seen all that many "fine" pedigree dogs...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/12/06 08:41 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Yeah, that makes sense.


I knew you'd agree, seriously


London Bye Ta-Ta...

kingsteved
(crash course raver)
03/14/06 08:27 AM
Re: Quickly! Someone find a way to make Effee huma new [re: diamondogz74]  

wow, no one replied to this thread yesterday.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/14/06 08:42 AM
Effee, better than humans. new [re: kingsteved]  

In reply to:

wow, no one replied to this thread yesterday.








In reply to:

So, are you saying that inbreeding doesn't cause defects?
Sounds like someone hasn't seen all that many "fine" pedigree dogs...


NO! I am NOT saying that, of course there are defects with some breeds, that I do not agree with, If it causes the animal any distress, really you ought to know better than to ask such obvious tripe.





London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/14/06 03:05 PM
you do it to yourself...you do...that's what reall new [re: diamondogz74]  

y hurts...you do it to yourself...just you...you and no one else...

In reply to:

NO! I am NOT saying that, of course there are defects with some breeds, that I do not agree with, If it causes the animal any distress, really you ought to know better than to ask such obvious tripe.


Alright, Dogz, please explain this little outburst. I don't know anything about dogs or breeding so enlighten me.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/14/06 03:09 PM
Re: you do it to yourself...you do...that's what reall new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Try googling it, your advice is always best, remember.

In reply to:

I don't know anything about dogs or breeding so enlighten me


Don't insult me please.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/14/06 03:14 PM
Re: you do it to yourself...you do...that's what r new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Don't insult me please.


How is that an insult? I honestly! don't know.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/14/06 03:21 PM
For you MonkeyBoy new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Well if you really don't know? then read...

Pros and Cons of Inbreeding dogs


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Mxy
(electric tomato)
03/14/06 03:39 PM
Re: For you MonkeyBoy new [re: diamondogz74]  

PROS AND CONS OF INBREEDING
Copyright 1996, Sarah Hartwell

Adapted, with permission, from Cat Recourse Archive and edited by Dog Breed Info.

Inbreeding is the mating together of closely related dogs, for example mother/son, father/daughter and sibling/sibling matings. For breeders, it is a useful way of fixing traits in a breed - the pedigrees of some exhibition dogs show that many of their forebears are closely related. For example, there is a famous cat by the name of Fan Tee Cee (shown in the 1960s and 1970s) appeared in more and more Siamese pedigrees, sometimes several times in a single pedigree, as breeders were anxious to make their lines more typey. Superb specimens are always much sought after for stud services or offspring (unless they have already been neutered!) having won the approval of show judges.

However, inbreeding holds potential problems. The limited genepool caused by continued inbreeding means that deleterious genes become widespread and the breed loses vigor. Laboratory animal suppliers depend on this to create uniform strains of animal which are immuno-depressed or breed true for a particular disorder e.g. epilepsy. Such animals are so inbred as to be genetically identical (clones!), a situation normally only seen in identical twins. Similarly, a controlled amount of inbreeding can be used to fix desirable traits in farm livestock e.g. milk yield, lean/fat ratios, rate of growth etc.

NATURAL OCCURRENCE OF INBREEDING

This is not to say that inbreeding does not occur naturally. A wolf pack, which is isolated from other wolf packs, by geographical or other factors, can become very inbred. The effect of any deleterious genes becomes noticeable in later generations as the majority of the offspring inherit these genes. Scientists have discovered that wolfs, even if living in different areas, are genetically very similar. Possibly the desolation of their natural habitat has drastically reduced wolf numbers in the past crating a genetic bottleneck.

In the wolf, the lack of genetic diversity makes them susceptible to disease since they lack the ability to resist certain viruses. Extreme inbreeding affects their reproductive success with small litter sizes and high mortality rates. Some scientists hope that they can developed a more varied gene pool by introducing wolfs from other areas into the inbred wolf packs.


Another animal suffering from the effects of inbreeding is the Giant Panda. As with the wolf, this has led to poor fertility among Pandas and high infant mortality rates. As Panda populations become more isolated from one another (due to humans blocking the routes which Pandas once used to move from one area to another), Pandas have greater difficulty in finding a mate with a different mix of genes and breed less successfully.

In cats natural isolation and inbreeding have given rise to domestic breeds such as the Manx which developed on an island so that the gene for taillessness became widespread despite the problems associated with it. Apart from the odd cat jumping ship on the Isle of Man, there was little outcrossing and the effect of inbreeding is reflected in smaller-than-average litter sizes (geneticists believe that more Manx kittens than previously thought are reabsorbed due to genetic abnormality), stillbirths and spinal abnormalities which diligent breeders have worked so hard to eliminate.

Some feral colonies become highly inbred due to being isolated from other cats (e.g. on a remote farm) or because other potential mates in the area have been neutered, removing them from the gene pool. Most cat workers dealing with ferals have encountered some of the effects of inbreeding. Within such colonies there may be a higher than average occurrence of certain traits. Some are not serious e.g. a predominance of calico pattern cats. Other inherited traits which can be found in greater than average numbers in inbred colonies include polydactyly (the most extreme case reported so far being an American cat with 9 toes on each foot), dwarfism (although dwarf female cats can have problems when try to deliver kittens due to the kittens' head size), other structural deformities or a predisposition to certain inheritable conditions.

The ultimate result of continued inbreeding is terminal lack of vigor and probable extinction as the gene pool contracts, fertility decreases, abnormalities increase and mortality rates rise.

SELECTIVE BREEDING

Artificial isolation (selective breeding) produces a similar effect. When creating a new breed from an attractive mutation, the gene pool is initially necessarily small with frequent matings between related dogs. Some breeds which resulted from spontaneous mutation have been fraught with problems such as the Bulldog. Problems such as hip dysplasia and achalasia in the German Shepherd and patella luxation are more common in certain breeds and breeding lines than in others, suggesting that past inbreeding has distributed the faulty genes. Selecting suitable outcrosses can reintroduce healthy genes, which might otherwise be lost, without adversely affecting type.

Zoos engaged in captive breeding programs are aware of this need to outcross their own stock to animals from other collections. Captive populations are at risk from inbreeding since relatively few mates are available to the animals, hence zoos must borrow animals from each other in order to maintain the genetic diversity of offspring.

Inbreeding holds problems for anyone involved in animal husbandry - from canary fanciers to farmers. Attempts to change the appearance of the Pug in attempts to have a flatter face and a rounder head resulted in more c-sections being required and other congenital problems. Some of these breeds are loosing there natural ability to give birth without human assistance.

In the dog world, a number of breeds now exhibit hereditary faults due to the over-use of a particularly "typey" stud which was later found to carry a gene detrimental to health. By the time the problems came to light they had already become widespread as the stud had been extensively used to "improve" the breed. In the past some breeds were crossed with dogs from different breeds in order to improve type, but nowadays the emphasis is on preserving breed purity and avoiding mongrels.

Those involved with minority breeds (rare breeds) of livestock face a dilemma as they try to balance purity against the risk of genetic conformity. Enthusiasts preserve minority breeds because their genes may prove useful to farmers in the future, but at the same time the low numbers of the breed involved means that it runs the risk of becoming unhealthily inbred. When trying to bring a breed back from the point of extinction, the introduction of "new blood" through crossing with an unrelated breed is usually a last resort because it can change the very character of the breed being preserved. In livestock, successive generations of progeny must be bred back to a purebred ancestor for 6 - 8 generations before the offspring can be considered purebred themselves.

In the dog fancy, breed purity is equally desirable, but can be taken to ridiculous lengths. Some fancies will not recognize "hybrid" breeds such as the white or Parti-Schnauzer because it produces variants. Breeds which cannot produce some degree of variability among their offspring risk finding themselves in the same predicament as wolfs and Giant Pandas. Such fancies have lost sight of the fact that they are registering "pedigree" dogs, not "pure-bred" dogs, especially since they may recognize breeds which require occasional outcrossing to maintain type!

IMPLICATIONS OF INBREEDING FOR THE DOG BREEDER

Most dog breeders are well aware of potential pitfalls associated with inbreeding although it is tempting for a novice to continue to use one or two closely related lines in order to preserve or improve type. Breeding to an unrelated line of the same breed (where possible) or outcrossing to another breed (where permissible) can ensure vigor. Despite the risk of importing a few undesirable traits which may take a while to breed out, outcrossing can prevent a breed from stagnating by introducing fresh genes into the gene pool. It is important to outcross to a variety of different dogs, considered to be genetically "sound" (do any of their previous offspring exhibit undesirable traits?) and preferably not closely related to each other.

How can you tell if a breed or line is becoming too closely inbred? One sign is that of reduced fertility in either males or females. Male dogs are known to have a low fertility rate. Small litter sizes and high puppy mortality on a regular basis indicates that the dogs may be becoming too closely related. The loss of a large proportion of dogs to one disease indicates that the dogs are losing/have lost immune system diversity. If 50% of individuals in a breeding program die of a simple infection, there is cause for concern.

Highly inbred dogs also display abnormalities on a regular basis as "bad" genes become more widespread. These abnormalities can be simple undesirable characteristics such as misaligned jaws (poor bite) or more serious deformities. Sometimes a fault can be traced to a single male or female which should be removed from the breeding program even if it does exhibit exceptional type. If its previous progeny are already breeding it's tempting to think "Pandora's Box is already open and the damage done so I'll turn a blind eye". Ignoring the fault and continuing to breed from the dog will cause the faulty genes to become even more widespread in the breed, causing problems later on if its descendants are bred together.

In cats, one breed which was almost lost because of inbreeding is the American Bobtail. Inexperienced breeders tried to produce a colorpoint bobtailed cat with white boots and white blaze and which bred true for type and color, but only succeeded in producing unhealthy inbred cats with poor temperaments. A later breeder had to outcross the small fine-boned cats she took on, at the same time abandoning the rules governing color and pattern, in order to reproduce the large, robust cats required by the standard and get the breed on a sound genetic footing.

CONCLUSION

Inbreeding is a two-edged sword. On the one hand a certain amount of inbreeding can fix and improve type to produce excellent quality animals. On the other hand, excessive inbreeding can limit the gene pool so that the breed loses vigor. Breeds in the early stages of development are most vulnerable as numbers are small and the dogs may be closely related to one another. It is up to the responsible breeder to balance inbreeding against crossings with unrelated dogs in order to maintain the overall health of the line or breed concerned. Also, Effee is gay.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/14/06 03:44 PM
Effee is like me new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Also, Effee is gay.


No, Effee is like me, not interested in sex, she has been spayed and I am asexual, end of story.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/14/06 04:36 PM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

end of story.


I really wish that were the case.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/14/06 04:37 PM
Re: For you MonkeyBoy new [re: diamondogz74]  

But how have I insulted you in asking about this?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/14/06 05:15 PM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

PROS AND CONS OF INBREEDING


Pros for whom? Oh yeah, it's all about dimwitted morons who love to flaunt their pets' pedigrees and drool over something as important as the shape of a dog's ears. Who cares if the end "product" is sickness ridden wretch or an animal equivalent of Claude, if that image makes more sense...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Coldfyr
(acolyte)
03/14/06 06:07 PM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: RabbitFighter]  

I can't speak for Kennel Club purebreds, but I know the Jack Russell Association requires that there be at least 5 generations apart in any possible relationship to each animal.
As they don't want the inbreeding issues that other breeds have. And they want no part of the Kennel Club either, that's why they formed their own association.

Which is probably why Jack Russells ( or Parson Russells) continue to be one of the most intelligent dogs out there( we won't discuss the rebelliousness of them though )



"A" is for Atonal, artfully adding audible auras

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/14/06 06:41 PM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: Coldfyr]  

Good for those poor creatures. My experiences with Collies are unfortunately somewhat nastier. The vile bastards known as the breeders are hellbound to make the dogs' heads narrower and longer by the means of in- and linebreeding, which has lead to some fairly interesting diseases. The dog I had for well over a decade suffered from pancreal failure (just like the rest of his "relatives") but this wasn't such a big deal since they were all bloody pedigree winners!
Just a while ago my mother mentioned getting a new dog from the same breeder! Naturally the idea of getting a "mutt" is beyond considering. Hopefully my cats will put the poor creature out of its misery...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
03/15/06 08:05 AM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Effee is like me, not interested in sex



Bullshit!

Effee is a fucking dog. Of course she would've been interested in sex - or at least in procreation. She's an animal, with animal needs - or she was until you thrust your own fucked up mentality upon her.

Besides - guiltpuppy's story clearly shows she's open to sex. So to speak.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/15/06 08:13 AM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Pros for whom? Oh yeah, it's all about dimwitted morons who love to flaunt their pets' pedigrees and drool over something as important as the shape of a dog's ears.


Not morons but shall we say over enthusiastic owners who like to show their pets and of course breed them.

Effee is a pure breed Cairn Terrier, over the years the hybrid formed from Cairns was the West Highland White, or Westie as they are called, they can suffer from arthritis later in life and skin complaints, Effee herself has a skin complaint, she has an allergic reaction to certain grasses in summer time.

Effee's Kennel Club Registration

I decided against breeding her, considering it not fair on her, besides she is a one off.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/15/06 04:00 PM
Re: Effee is like me new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Effee is a pure breed Cairn Terrier, over the years the hybrid formed from Cairns was the West Highland White, or Westie as they are called, they can suffer from arthritis later in life and skin complaints, Effee herself has a skin complaint, she has an allergic reaction to certain grasses in summer time.

Effee's Kennel Club Registration

I decided against breeding her, considering it not fair on her, besides she is a one off.


Dogz, please take these words to heart in whatever way you can: I am convinced that you have no soul.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/16/06 08:21 AM
My soul is plastic, remember? new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Dogz, please take these words to heart in whatever way you can: I am convinced that you have no soul


It may come across that way to you, but let me assure you Monkeyboy, my soul is whole and full.

Of course overtime ones soul, can tarnish.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

AdamAdministrator
(eden but no sham)
03/16/06 07:46 PM
Owners and Their Pets new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

morons who love to flaunt their pets' pedigrees and drool over something as important as the shape of a dog's ears


Not surprising though. When dogz first registered here, he also talked a lot about the superiority of his own breeding being half German and half English.


BOWIE DOWNUNDER

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/16/06 08:01 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Adam]  

In reply to:

When dogz first registered here, he also talked a lot about the superiority of his own breeding being half German and half English.


And as we've seen; no defects there.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/16/06 08:49 PM
Chugalug House new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Don't mind me, just testing out my new sig.

Charlie Manson:Oi, you fucking poof, can't you READ.
Dogz:I can look at pictures.


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/16/06 10:32 PM
Who was the one with bastard American blood? new [re: Adam]  

Thanks for the reminder. Such a shame I've forgotten the exact quote. It was a genuine TW classic, almost on par with TJ Newton's views on the relationship between jokes and internet...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/17/06 03:17 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

And as we've seen; no defects there.


I bow to your superior american breed


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/17/06 04:54 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I bow to your superior american breed


Ask anyone who likes real pets: mutts are the most fun.

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/18/06 07:37 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Ask anyone who likes real pets: mutts are the most fun.


REAL!!! pur-leeze, my mother has a cross breed Jack Russel, he's not a pure breed but the cutest lil monkey, I can assure you that Effee is REAL, her breed is that of an apartment dog ( according to the american kennel clubs description ) which sounds correct to me, I disagree with your use of the word REAL, define that word please?



Effee's first meeting with 'Charlie' my mothers Jack Russel, they've since become very good friends.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/19/06 08:21 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I disagree with your use of the word REAL, define that word please?


A real pet: one you care for and enjoy without any real thought to breeding or what god-awful "cute" picture you are going to litter message boards with. i.e: not a little, fuzzy fetish.

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/20/06 08:27 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

A real pet: one you care for and enjoy without any real thought to breeding or what god-awful "cute" picture you are going to litter message boards with. i.e: nota little, fuzzy fetish.


So from this, I take it, Is you're opinion and it is the correct one? nonsense, I can assure you Effee is cared for in every aspect 24/7, she stays in the best kennels whilst I'm overseas, she wants for nothing.

Other than just dragging this thread on for argumentative reasons! I see no point to continually adding to it.



Stop dogging me around.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/20/06 04:08 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Other than just dragging this thread on for argumentative reasons! I see no point to continually adding to it.


Well said, retard.

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/20/06 06:17 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

SHE'S EATING HIS BRAIN!!! LOOK AT THOSE EYES, THOSE FIERCE RED EYES!!!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/20/06 06:32 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Sam_X]  

I would imagine she's just as pissed off as the other mut with having one another shoved in each others faces by Antoinette's, sexually inadequate nurse friend.

And vice versa.

FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 06:48 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

SHE'S EATING HIS BRAIN!!! LOOK AT THOSE EYES, THOSE FIERCE RED EYES!!!




They are blue mostly, tried to use red eye cut out device on camera, but it doesn't recognize her blue eyes.

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Oh and Monkeyboy!!! please wear some clothes whilst chatting online please, being nude really doesn't suit you love.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/21/06 07:11 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

We're still not replying to this thread then?

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 07:28 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

We're still not replying to this thread then?


Yeah still avoiding it like the plague

Welcome back to the madhouse.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/23/06 03:31 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

Timmy might be okay.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/23/06 08:07 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

Timmy might be okay.


I just know I'm going to regret this, but who/what is Timmy, let me guess? a huge arachnid, just like the one you PMed me this morning


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/23/06 09:46 AM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

just like the one you PMed me this morning


That's just evil!!! For shame, Guppy.




Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/23/06 12:58 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Bamboo7]  

Tittybiscuits!!!!

You must be hammer unto anvil

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/23/06 01:50 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Persilot]  



Tittybiscuits!!!!

I'd never heard of that term Tittybiscuits but thanks to you Percy I have now.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/23/06 01:56 PM
Re: Owners and Their Pets new [re: Persilot]  

Eh?




Wraith2
(stardust savant)
03/23/06 02:25 PM
Accept the essential new [re: Bamboo7]  

You heard him.

i've also hung out with marquis a couple of times. and he might as well be black

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/23/06 02:42 PM
Re: Accept the essential new [re: Wraith2]  

Eh?




Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/25/06 11:53 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

Good job, everyone! 2 days with no replies!

Hey, remind me how this story went again...

FUCK EFFEE!

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/26/06 07:16 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I believe it envolved sex with the internal impossible. Fealty for the pederast. Angels to pavement. Using ghosts for lubrication. That sort of thing.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/26/06 07:21 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: guiltpuppy]  

My goodness! you americans certainly are early risers for a Sunday morning , It's now officailly BST here and a pleasant 17degrees C.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/26/06 03:55 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: guiltpuppy]  

That's hot.

FUCK EFFEE!

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/26/06 03:56 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: diamondogz74]  

Way to make the thread "go bye bye," Queen Btich,?

FUCK EFFEE!

alesya
(grinning soul)
03/29/06 06:51 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Three days and no one has posted in this thread yet maybe it will finaly disappear

Edited by alesya on 03/29/06 06:53 AM (server time).



Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
03/29/06 10:39 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: alesya]  

Not when you bring it back up after 3 days.

If David Bowie is the man who fell to earth, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the woman who fell to earth.


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/29/06 11:32 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Tristan]  

You know, that may very well have been the point.



Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
03/29/06 12:03 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

Duh!

If David Bowie is the man who fell to earth, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the woman who fell to earth.


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/29/06 12:06 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Tristan]  

Oh yeah?



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/29/06 12:07 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

OH YEAH?


Well...


um....



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/29/06 12:07 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

ah, fuck you.



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/29/06 12:30 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

I thought we weren't replying to this anymore?


Starting now, ok?

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Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/29/06 12:39 PM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Deal.

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/29/06 01:37 PM
The last word from Effee. new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Don't you think it's time to move on... after all I'm only a little fluffy doggie

doggiediamonds

Now kindly leave me alone, I'm very tired.



And that includes Fatman and boy-blunder




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/29/06 01:44 PM
Re: The last word from Effee. new [re: diamondogz74]  

I'm just telling people not to reply Effee.

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Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/29/06 02:50 PM
Up jumps the boogie deliverin' eye-jammies new [re: diamondogz74]  

I think she looks more greasy than fluffy. Does she get all that eyesnot that most longhaired rat dogs get?

Charlie Manson:Oi, you fucking poof, can't you READ.
Dogz:I can look at pictures.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/29/06 03:00 PM
Re: Up jumps the boogie deliverin' eye-jammies new [re: Marquis]  

No, her fur isn't at all greasy, I think it's the way it photographs, that was only a 2 megapixel cellphone camera.

More fluffy here...


In reply to:

Does she get all that eyesnot that most longhaired rat dogs get?


Don't like the term eyesnot but yes she gets what we call teary-eyes, I clean them with cotton wool.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
03/29/06 05:04 PM
A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

Oh yeah?


In reply to:

OH YEAH?


Well...


um....


In reply to:

ah, fuck you.


Nice way to boost your post count.


If David Bowie is the man who fell to earth, Björk Guðmundsdóttir is the woman who fell to earth.


Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/29/06 06:04 PM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: Tristan]  

Any idea on what your custom title will be, Schiz?




schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/29/06 06:52 PM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: Bamboo7]  

I don't plan on being here that long. But seeing as I probably will, I'll go with "megawatt moonlight".

Anyone who knows the reference gets a big mac.



guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/29/06 06:59 PM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Clever clever. Songs that parody Bowie are of dubious eligibility, but if poorsoul's made it, I don't see why that can't as well.



KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/30/06 05:20 AM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Slowcar To China is hardly a Bowie parody.

"Do not overturn subway trains."

Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/30/06 11:23 AM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

I don't plan on being here that long


Well you've now steam rollered past me at any rate. I estimate that if my rate of posts remains consistent, it will probably be another two years before I get close.

You must be hammer unto anvil

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
04/02/06 00:03 AM
Re: A tad above jail-bait. No thanx! new [re: K]  

No, but it is a non-Bowie lyric, is all that I'm saying. One that ties in with Bowie, on account of the Jones, though. poorsoulin's suggestion, which I am now forgotten, doesn't tie in with Bowie that correctly, I think. But maybe not. I am drunk. I want to teach phenomenology to a bomb.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/04/06 06:05 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Mxy]  

I don't know why, but I thought I'd share a link.

Good job on not replying, though.

FUCK EFFEE!

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
04/04/06 09:28 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Monkeyboy]  

It's about damn time someone posted on topic.

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
04/04/06 09:32 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: Sam_X]  

I always plan on (not) posting something here, but then I keep forgetting we're (not) supposed to post here. I guess I could go on the path of the Monkey Boy and bring interesting porn here when I stumble on something...

"Winning is not as important as being better than everyone else."

kingsteved
(crash course raver)
04/04/06 09:40 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: K]  

Interesting porn would be much better than "Another story about Effee"



KModerator
(thunder ocean)
04/04/06 09:57 AM
Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: kingsteved]  

How about interesting porn about Effee?

"Winning is not as important as being better than everyone else."

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
04/04/06 10:55 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: K]  

Do not click on this link.


If I want to think about having sex with 87 peacocks I can and it's not a crime,
but in reality they mightn't be up for it, you know
?


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/04/06 01:51 PM
An 'Effee' free zone... new [re: K]  




London Bye Ta-Ta...

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
04/04/06 04:56 PM
Re: An 'Effee' free zone... new [re: diamondogz74]  

You are an internet restroom.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/04/06 05:02 PM
Wow! new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

You are an internet restroom.


Hello, new signature!

" You are an internet restroom." - guiltpuppy

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
04/08/06 09:56 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: Tristan]  

In reply to:

Do not click on this link.


I didn't. Now, keep your eyes off this.

"This is Arthur, I had sex with him last night."
Marc


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/08/06 10:25 AM
Re: An 'Effee' free zone... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

You are an internet restroom.


You are an internet urinal.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/08/06 02:49 PM
Re: An 'Effee' free zone... new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

In reply to:

You are an internet restroom.

You are an internet urinal.




" You are an internet restroom." - guiltpuppy

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/08/06 03:42 PM
My internet pet. new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Meet my internet pet...

FUHRERLING


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
04/08/06 04:55 PM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Now, keep your eyes off this.


Ok!


If I want to think about having sex with 87 peacocks I can and it's not a crime,
but in reality they mightn't be up for it, you know
?


guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
04/13/06 00:01 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: Tristan]  

I really just can't stop stabbing.



Mxy
(electric tomato)
04/28/06 11:36 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: guiltpuppy]  

This has finally reached the second page of the topic list. Maybe now it will disappear.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
04/28/06 11:44 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: Mxy]  

Good riddance! I abhor this vile piece of literary excrement!

Your wetness
Dave's firmness



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
05/07/06 07:25 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

It is just about to reach the second page again.

Hurrah!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Illustrated Discography
Bassman
Helden

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
05/07/06 08:13 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Pablo, I despise you for bringing this thread back!

Your wetness
Dave's firmness



guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/14/06 11:37 PM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

What was this thread about again, anyway?



schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
05/15/06 00:55 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Why, FUCKING, of course!



no, wait

How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?
Shoot one.


Mxy
(electric tomato)
05/15/06 01:59 AM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Does anyone even remember who started it? The sad fucker was obviously just copying guiltpuppy's Effee thread. Pathetic.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
05/17/06 05:52 PM
Re: Think of the photoshopping possibilities! new [re: Mxy]  

It's very sad that there are people at this board who copy other people

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
05/17/06 05:53 PM
And furthermore... new [re: Sam_X]  







"I've lost just what it takes to be honest."

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/21/06 02:33 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: schizophrenic]  

How do you use smilie icons in your post?



ghostlove
(crash course raver)
05/21/06 03:29 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  


bracketsmilebracket

rrrrrrrrrrrr.............

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/21/06 05:06 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: ghostlove]  

Thx.



CharlieManson
(kook)
05/21/06 05:19 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

How do you use smilie icons in your post?


I think the emphasise is on "how do you use", not "How can" so I think the correct answer is;

Excessively


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
05/21/06 06:25 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: CharlieManson]  

Reading the FAQ also helps...

"I thought it was Bowie but then I realised he hasn't done anything that good in the past years."
- SugarPlumFairy on John Foxx & Louis Gordon's Crash And Burn


guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/22/06 00:48 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: K]  

Can you post a link to the FAQ? I can't find it.



Sam_X
(electric tomato)
05/22/06 06:58 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

It's in the upper section of this page, next to "who's online" and right ahead of "logout" (don't click that ).

A direct link..

~
If you want to communicate with the youth, you've got to get into social networking. Or emo rock.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
05/23/06 02:30 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: Sam_X]  

That link didn't go to tubgirl



Sam_X
(electric tomato)
05/23/06 11:20 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Sorry!

~
If you want to communicate with the youth, you've got to get into social networking. Or emo rock.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
06/02/06 05:45 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: Sam_X]  

np

Vote for me: TW's Top Fag!

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
06/02/06 07:35 PM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Thx.

~
If you want to communicate with the youth, you've got to get into social networking. Or emo rock.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
06/05/06 02:39 AM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: Sam_X]  

So what were we talking about, before we got sidetracked with that please thank you bullshit?

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Mxy
(crash course raver)
06/11/06 05:41 PM
Re: And furthermore... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Something about pineapples and Christina Aguilera.

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/12/06 08:31 AM
"Effee" in 8.1 megapixles new [re: Sam_X]  

Had my digital camera stolen on my recent holiday the insurance company have paid up, I've bought myself a new 8.1 Megapixle camera, here's one of the first photographs.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

CharlieManson
(kook)
06/12/06 09:34 AM
Re: "Effee" in 8.1 megapixles new [re: diamondogz74]  

Is she dead?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/12/06 09:47 AM
Re: "Effee" in 8.1 megapixles new [re: CharlieManson]  

The water droplets on her cute lil black nose, clearly prove she is alive and kicking


London Bye Ta-Ta...

EmpireStateHuman
(mortal with potential)
06/12/06 01:44 PM
Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: diamondogz74]  

Upwards of 250 replies to a deleted post, all in order to hurt one posters feelings.

Ladies and gentlemen: this is the spirit of TW encapsulated.

And long may it live on.


Also- dogz, if you are uninterested in sex, how does David get his kicks? Or is he the asex too?

I don't mean to be rude but I really do wonder!

In other news, I have worked out how to punctuate when posting from this cellphone: cutting and pasting!

I put it down to the fact that I'm now a month drug free.



Partner_David
(mortal with potential)
06/12/06 01:47 PM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: EmpireStateHuman]  

Not interested in sex luvvy? Don't belieeve a word of it, he's a TIGER in bed. [swoon] Out of it too, our dining table has seen some action, I can tell you.



CharlieManson
(kook)
06/12/06 01:56 PM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: EmpireStateHuman]  

Yeah and 45/250 of them have been by the retard himself.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/12/06 03:37 PM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: EmpireStateHuman]  

In reply to:

Also- dogz, if you are uninterested in sex, how does David get his kicks? Or is he the asex too?


Sex plays no part of my life, my partner David is bisex, he has girlfriends and boyfriends, I find this highly amusing, end of story.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
06/25/06 02:00 AM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: diamondogz74]  

Sig check... 1,2,3

______________________________

Count de Monet: My Lord, you look just like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/30/06 01:38 AM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

he has girlfriends and boyfriends, I find this highly amusing, end of story.



"Tee hee david! you have sex with things that are not the dog!"

TW's Top Fag!

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
07/30/06 09:57 AM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Seems like the place to check my new pic.

So...

...voila.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/30/06 10:28 AM
Re: Battle Hymn of the Republic new [re: Arlequino]  

Who is this?




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
07/30/06 10:31 AM
The Big Fat Kill new [re: diamondogz74]  

Clive Owen in full Sin City get up.

It was between him and Mickey Rourke. And Clive Owen's just a bit cooler, really.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
07/30/06 10:38 AM
Re: The Big Fat Kill new [re: Arlequino]  

In reply to:

And Clive Owen's just a bit cooler, really.


He's certainly cooler on that photo, especially with those blue eyes.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Mxy
(crash course raver)
08/26/06 05:10 PM
Sig test new [re: diamondogz74]  

I was gonna wait until 99 days had passed to bump this thread, but I wanna test my new signature.

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
"Not for me, but thanks." -Warren Ellis
Biarre Webcomic. Updated daily, for real!


Sam_X
(electric tomato)
08/27/06 08:51 AM
Re: Sig test new [re: Mxy]  

"Ellis is a cocksucker." my friend says.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/27/06 09:29 AM
YAWN!!! new [re: Mxy]  



schizophrenic

In reply to:

Your dog is so incomprehensibly hideous. Must everything about your life be somehow incredibly wrong?


Simple answer, YES

Give me my life anyday, over your hideously, predictable boring existence

You must have better things to do in life, oh wait...no! you have to pick on gods creatures don't you, sad git.

Mxy

In reply to:

Also, his dog looks like a bum after having his teeth kicked



She had 9 teeth out last year, including a major canine, the vet didn't recognize the decay, believing it to be tartar, he apologized and didn't charge so much.

Just leave her alone, please, she has done you no harm.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Edited by diamondogz74 on 08/27/06 02:59 PM (server time).



schizophrenic
(acolyte)
08/27/06 01:31 PM
Re: YAWN!!! new [re: diamondogz74]  

Your dog is so incomprehensibly hideous. Must everything about your life be somehow incredibly wrong?

"Vasectomy is your friend." - RabbitFighter

Mxy
(crash course raver)
08/27/06 02:48 PM
Re: Sig test new [re: Sam_X]  

Dogz is cheating! He replied to schizo's comment by editing his previous post. Also, his dog looks like a bum after having his teeth kicked in a fight and being raped by a gorilla.

In reply to:

"Ellis is a cocksucker." my friend says.



Is your friend Mark Millar?

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
"Not for me, but thanks." -Warren Ellis
Biarre Webcomic. Updated daily, for real!


schizophrenic
(acolyte)
08/28/06 02:00 AM
Re: YAWN!!! new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Give me my life anyday, over your hideously, predictable boring existence


You know jack-shit about my life. Wanna know why? BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT INCESSANTLY ON A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD. I have a dog, too. Wanna know why I haven't talked about her? BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

In reply to:

gods creatures


You know who else makes creatures? Satan.

I hope you get banned. Also, I hope you get hit by a milk truck and lose all feeling in your elbows and knees. Also, fuck you.

"Vasectomy is your friend." - RabbitFighter

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
08/28/06 03:11 AM
Re: Sig test new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

Is your friend Mark Millar?


Who's Mark Millar?

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
08/28/06 04:09 AM
Re: YAWN!!! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Beautiful. Signature worthy even...

"You know who else makes creatures? Satan." - Schizo



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/28/06 08:01 AM
We would care. new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

Wanna know why I haven't talked about her? BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING CARES.


No need to shout, stop getting so worked up, no good for your blood pressure

I would care about your dog, show us a photo please.

In reply to:

I hope you get hit by a milk truck and lose all feeling in your elbows and knees.


No milk trucks around these parts, too rural, as for my knees and elbows? there are indeed days I have little feeling in them, age ya know

In reply to:

Also, fuck you.


As much as I like you, I'll pass.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
08/28/06 10:03 AM
Re: We would care. new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I would care about your dog, show us a photo please.


No.

I'm a kid
And I love CANDY!!!


Mxy
(crash course raver)
08/28/06 06:41 PM
Re: Sig test new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

Who's Mark Millar?



Ellis' bitch. If he was your friend, I was hoping you could get me an unfavorable quote.

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
"Not for me, but thanks." -Warren Ellis
Biarre Webcomic. Updated daily, for real!


Sam_X
(electric tomato)
08/29/06 03:33 PM
Re: Sig test new [re: Mxy]  

I see.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
08/29/06 04:06 PM
Re: Sig test new [re: Sam_X]  

Is this thread kept yet?

______________________________

Put your finger on it!!!!! ~ dear Claude

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
08/29/06 05:20 PM
Re: Sig test new [re: Bamboo7]  

No. I want to keep you on your toes and remembering to reply to this at least every 99 days.

"Are we making any progress?"
"None whatever," said Hercule Poirot. "That is interesting."


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
08/30/06 09:27 AM
Just saying 'Hi' new [re: Bamboo7]  

Effee smiling, just for yoo-hoo




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
09/07/06 04:52 AM
Re: Just saying 'Hi' new [re: diamondogz74]  

My grandma used to have a terrier, she was called Bibina (the dog, not my grandma).

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
09/07/06 07:38 AM
Since this is TW new [re: Sam_X]  

Did your grandmother develop a healthy (a)sexual relationship with her dog?

"You know who else makes creatures? Satan." - Schizo



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/07/06 07:49 AM
Re: Just saying 'Hi' new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

My grandma used to have a terrier, she was called Bibina


Nice name, does it actually mean anything? my little dogs name is "Effee" as you probably know but she is a scottish breed, so I gave her a scottish name, removed the 'I' and used two 'E's instead.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
09/07/06 08:16 AM
Re: Since this is TW new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

Did your grandmother develop a healthy (a)sexual relationship with her dog?


Well, she died on cancer, so if there ever was a relationship, it certainly wasn't healthy.

In reply to:

Nice name, does it actually mean anything?


Not really, just a silly little name. But the dog was cool, sweeping around grandma's small apartment like a barking mop.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
11/16/06 06:34 PM
Re: Since this is TW new [re: Sam_X]  

Wow, I have so much catching up to do in this thread.

TW's Top Fag!

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
11/16/06 06:37 PM
Re: Since this is TW new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Hey, you're back! That's great!

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
11/16/06 06:39 PM
Re: Since this is TW new [re: Sam_X]  

I'm not just back, I'm drunk and back. That's what's really great.

TW's Top Fag!

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
11/16/06 06:49 PM
Re: Since this is TW new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Yay!!!


~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
11/16/06 07:00 PM
The epitome of TW new [re: Sam_X]  

Wow. I can't believe I had forgotten about this brilliant thread.

"You don't Nomi."

Mxy
(crash course raver)
11/16/06 07:52 PM
Re: The epitome of TW new [re: K]  

With Dogz gone, I don't think this thread is necessary. Or at least that's what I planned to post here in December 6, the day before it was purged.

"NN webcomic. No assertion of notability other than a lack of artistic value." -Wikipedia
"Not for me, but thanks." -Warren Ellis
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Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
11/16/06 08:18 PM
Re: The epitome of TW new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Wow. I can't believe I had forgotten about this brilliant thread.


And therein lies its beauty.



infidel
(electric tomato)
11/19/06 05:09 AM
The mutt returns ... new [re: Bamboo7]  





KModerator
(thunder ocean)
01/03/07 10:16 AM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: infidel]  

In midst of celebrating the dwarfing of Dogz diabolic comeback plan, we should not forget this old venerable thread...

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous to kids, while the other is used to carry your groceries home.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
01/03/07 01:23 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: K]  

The original post disturbed Dogz enough to make him send me a PM begging me to remove it. Since he doesn't post here anymore, I guess nothing stops me from using that post as my new signature.

One day, Effee died.


Sam_X
(crash course raver)
01/03/07 10:50 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Mxy]  

But did she go to dog heaven????

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


Mxy
(crash course raver)
01/04/07 11:50 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Sam_X]  

It would no longer be heaven if Effee was there.

One day, Effee died.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
01/10/07 09:05 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Mxy]  

Avatar test #1

One day, Effee died.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
01/10/07 09:09 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Mxy]  

Avatar test #2

One day, Effee died.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
01/10/07 09:13 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Mxy]  

In case anyone's wondering:



No? Oh. Um. Okay.

One day, Effee died.


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
01/26/07 06:41 AM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Mxy]  

I was wondering.

Also, I totally found Waldo.

TW's Top Fag!

Sam_X
(crash course raver)
02/05/07 08:01 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Yeah, he's just behind Luke Skywalker.

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


Mxy
(crash course raver)
02/05/07 11:30 PM
Re: The mutt returns ... new [re: Sam_X]  

I thought that was Beck.

One day, Effee died.


Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
02/18/07 10:08 PM
Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

Don't mind me.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
04/22/07 03:37 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Bamboo7]  

Why does this thread seem familiar?

TW's Top Fag!

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/22/07 06:55 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Oh shit! We were supposed to let this thread drift away into nothing! Please stop replying to it.

Stu has a crush on me.

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
04/22/07 07:09 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

No problem!



schizophrenic
(acolyte)
04/22/07 07:09 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: schizophrenic]  

Oh, wait



schizophrenic
(acolyte)
04/22/07 07:10 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: schizophrenic]  

Shit.



Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/22/07 09:33 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Please stop replying to it.



You stop first and then I'll stop.

One day, Effee died.


KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
04/23/07 05:00 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

I guess this would be a good time to mention that this forum is no longer on auto-expiry so this thread won't disappear even if someone forgets to reply to it every 99 days.

Of course, if you want to reply to it, there's no problem.

"See what happens when you flaunt your mighty sceptre?"
- Ohramona on my promotion to administratorship

Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/23/07 03:02 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: K]  

You've just killed a beautiful thing, K.

One day, Effee died.


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/23/07 05:22 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

In reply to:

You stop first and then I'll stop.


Alright.

Stu has a crush on me.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/23/07 08:51 PM
Redundant new [re: Mxy]  

You can't kill something that just won't die.

It's time for you to come out of Weed Heaven and Potville for a second and give me a little informationi! - Captain Lunatic

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
04/24/07 07:26 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: K]  

What? Can we please turn auto-expiry back on. The story that this thread was about was DELETED a long time ago. There's no reason it should take up space forever.

TW's Top Fag!

Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/24/07 09:08 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Okay. So stop posting.

One day, Effee died.


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/25/07 05:13 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

Right. I'll stop posting.

Stu has a crush on me.

Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/25/07 03:02 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Great. I'm glad this is finally over.

One day, Effee died.


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/25/07 05:57 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

I am too.

Stu has a crush on me.

Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/25/07 08:32 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Did you stop posting yet?

One day, Effee died.


theidiot2
(kook)
04/26/07 04:31 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

I don't get the joke.



As pedantic as WildWind

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
04/26/07 04:32 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Hey, did anyone else ever notice that "sonofsilence" is kind of a Bowie reference? Like to Sons of a Silent Age? I wonder if he did that on purpose.

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Mxy
(crash course raver)
04/26/07 04:39 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I always wondered what Sono Fsil Ence was supposed to mean.

One day, Effee died.


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/01/07 10:58 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: theidiot2]  

There's no joke. Now please stop adding to this thread.

Stu has a crush on me.

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
05/02/07 10:42 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I thought ya'll were going to stop adding to this thread.

Trying to navigate TW reminds me of what it was like having dial-up service.


theidiot2
(kook)
05/02/07 11:01 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Tristan]  

Some people just can't let it rest.



As pedantic as WildWind

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/02/07 12:28 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: theidiot2]  

I can somehow relate to that.

Mon Espace

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/02/07 03:21 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

It's not that hard. I don't know why everyone else keeps posting here. I stopped long ago.

Stu has a crush on me.

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/02/07 04:03 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Me I never posted, actually.

Mon Espace

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/02/07 05:27 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Thanks for clearing that up. Who else stopped posting in this thread?

Stu has a crush on me.

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
05/02/07 05:38 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Pfft, I stopped way before it was cool.

Poseurs.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/02/07 05:42 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: schizophrenic]  

Actually, I think I stopped before you did.

Stu has a crush on me.

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/02/07 05:50 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Me neither.

Mon Espace

Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/02/07 08:59 PM
Re: Just testing new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I stopped posting before starting the thread!

One day, Effee died.


theidiot2
(kook)
05/03/07 04:15 AM
Re: Just testing new [re: Mxy]  

SSSHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm trying to get some sleep in here.



As pedantic as WildWind

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
05/03/07 06:00 AM
Re: Another story about Effee *DELETED* new [re: schizophrenic]  

* David Bowie (1967) - Please Mr Gravedigger
* Space Oddity (1969) (originally released as Man of Words, Man of Music) - Space Oddity
* The Man Who Sold the World (1971) - The Man Who Sold the World
* Hunky Dory (1971) - The Bewlay Brothers
* The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1972) - Five Years
* Aladdin Sane (1973) - Drive In Saturday
* Pinups (1973) - Sorrow
* Diamond Dogs (1974) - Candidate
* Young Americans (1975) - Young Americans
* Station to Station (1976) - Station to Station
* Low (1977) - Art Decade
* "Heroes" (1977) - Sons of the Silent Age
* Lodger (1979) - Fantastic Voyage
* Scary Monsters (1980) - Teenage Wildlife
* Let's Dance (1983) - Modern Love
* Tonight (1984) - Blue Jean
* Never Let Me Down (1987) - Never Let Me Down
* Tin Machine (1989) - I Can't Read
* Tin Machine II (1991) - You Belong in Rock 'n' Roll
* Black Tie, White Noise (1993) - Jump They Say
* The Buddha of Suburbia (1993) - The Buddha of Suburbia
* 1. Outside (1995) - The Motel
* Earthling (1997) - Seven Years in Tibet
* hours (1999) - Thursday's Child
* Heathen (2002) - Slip Away
* Reality (September 2003) new - Looking for Water


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RabbitFighter
(incestuous and vain)
05/03/07 06:35 AM
Then one day... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

...someone dug up Effee's corpse and made sweet love to it...

I don't get along with myself
And I'm not too keen on anyone else



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
05/04/07 01:53 PM
Got to go far far new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I just moved into this strange new house in Norwich, and some really off the wall shit has been happening. I went to run a bath the other day, and I pulled this huge wad of golden hair from the drain. Then, I went upstairs to clean the attic, but it was already spotless, except for a row of evenly-spaced matchbox cars.. But, the thing that really freaks me out is that, every night at 2:00 am, London Bye Ta-Ta starts blaring from an unidentifiable source in the house.. and at the "I loved her! I loved her!" part, I start hearing these strange whimpering sounds from inside the walls that last for a good half hour.

Whoa momma! I like them apples! I'd buy that for a dollar! - 96dbFreak on chronic

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/04/07 08:45 PM
Re: Got to go far far new [re: JarethsGirl]  

You should read Lunar Park if you haven't already.

Mon Espace

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
05/05/07 02:56 AM
Wank new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

In reply to:

You should read Lunar Park if you haven't already


pfft... The Dark Half re-written by a self-obsessed faggot... what a literary masterpeice.

I bet people can't wait to read my memoirs

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/05/07 05:25 PM
Re: Wank new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

Wrong, he's the bisex... And I don't know much about that Stephen King guy, is he any good?

Mon Espace

Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/20/07 06:42 PM
Re: Wank new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

I just noticed I have more than 1000 posts. Wanna see if my user title changed.

One day, Effee died.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/20/07 06:42 PM
Re: Wank new [re: Mxy]  

Eh. Isn't that what I had before?

One day, Effee died.


KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
05/20/07 07:39 PM
Re: Wank new [re: Mxy]  

The treshold is 1100.

This reminds me that I was going to add a list of the titles to the Registering Help + The Rules thread.

My brother: "I don't eat fish."
Me: "But you like fish fingers."
My brother: "Fishfingers are made of fish?! ... Then I don't like them."

Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/20/07 08:54 PM
Re: Wank new [re: K]  

Also, some actual references to the band would be nice, if only to justify their mention in the title. I know dropping their name is an effective way to attract people to the thread, but I felt cheated when I read it.

One day, Effee died.


Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/21/07 06:06 PM
While we're on the subject... new [re: K]  

K, if we get special titles for reaching a certain number of posts, I think it's only logical that we also get one after being added to someone's bozo list a considerable amount of times. Say, 10 times?

One day, Effee died.


KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
05/21/07 06:08 PM
Re: While we're on the subject... new [re: Mxy]  

No.

"Fishfingers are made of fish?! ... Then I don't like them."
- my brother

Mxy
(crash course raver)
05/21/07 06:12 PM
Re: While we're on the subject... new [re: K]  

What about 7?

One day, Effee died.


Persilot
(acolyte)
05/21/07 06:14 PM
Re: While we're on the subject... new [re: Mxy]  

Hey man, don't hassle K about custom titles of any sort. He gets very touchy about the whole subject...

You sit there in your comfort, you don't believe I'm real. But you cannot buy protection from the way that I feel!

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
05/21/07 06:20 PM
Re: While we're on the subject... new [re: Persilot]  

Check your profile.

"Fishfingers are made of fish?! ... Then I don't like them."
- my brother

Persilot
(the man who would deserve a custom title)
05/21/07 06:34 PM
Re: While we're on the subject... new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Check your profile.


You only love me for my chin...


You sit there in your comfort, you don't believe I'm real. But you cannot buy protection from the way that I feel!

KAdministrator
(thunder ocean)
05/22/07 10:11 AM
It's nice and manly new [re: Persilot]  

I'm not sure if I'll let you keep that indefinitely though (the title that is, not your sexy chin). So enjoy it while you have it.

"Fishfingers are made of fish?! ... Then I don't like them."
- my brother

littlechinagirl
(kook)
05/23/07 09:09 AM
Re: It's nice and manly new [re: K]  

Yay! My first post on this thread (probably).

That's all.



guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
06/14/07 06:09 AM
Re: It's nice and manly new [re: littlechinagirl]  

I want to preview my post and/or attach a file.

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JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/16/07 03:27 AM
Survey says... new [re: K]  

I have a nice and manly chin and sometimes dress like a gameshow host. Where's my title?

"we went to pizza hut after school and lived the rockstar life for the first time that day." - 13athroom

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
06/30/07 06:31 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Can we split this into separate threads? This one's starting to look a little crowded.

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Sam_X
(crash course raver)
06/30/07 04:26 PM
Re: Survey says... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Now I'm no

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/05/07 03:22 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: Sam_X]  

I think you got cut off. What did you mean to say?

BTW rhanks for the new thread other guy, I look forward to retiring this one

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JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/05/07 06:29 PM
Re: Survey says... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

He finished his sentence in the other thread to make the post more fun, like a scavenger hunt. If you want the third part of his post, you'll have to go to the Effee story thread at the George Michael Forums.


Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Sam_X
(crash course raver)
07/06/07 06:05 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

But you'll never find out what my screen name there is, HA HA HA!!!

~
Heaven is a place where
Nothing ever happens


JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/06/07 06:17 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: Sam_X]  

Is it Wham!BamThankYaSam?

Sorry, that's the kind of handle I myself would come up with, and as we all know.. my handle-coming-up-with history is a bit dodgy.

Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/08/07 05:28 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

What handles have you come up with?

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Strawman
(chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
07/08/07 01:23 PM
Re: Survey says... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Fucking huge love-handles.



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/08/07 08:25 PM
Re: Survey says... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Well, the handles I've come up with all depend upon the message board I happen to be posting at. Here's the short list.

SlatersGirl
ChristianSlatersGirl
Captain Queefheart
ClusterHeadaches4Life
Chuck Schluter 5
Meatloaf Recipe
Norm from Cheers
Jerry Seinfeld

These are just a small sampling of the many different handles I use to post at my Cluster Headaches Support Group.

In reply to:

Fucking huge love-handles.


I'm the Love Handles Messiah, bitch.

Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
07/24/07 05:21 AM
Re: Survey says... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Is there any way for a normal person to induce cluster headaches? They sound like they'd be interesting to experience.

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JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
07/25/07 08:30 AM
At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Eat twelve fugdesicles, spin around three times and read this.


Clowns caress you
Figures undress your fear


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
08/01/07 05:02 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: JarethsGirl]  



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guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/05/07 05:55 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I don't remember posting that.

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/05/07 08:21 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Me neither.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/23/07 06:03 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

I think NomDePlume is Morrissey.

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 07:45 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

And Starlite is Oscar Wilde, in case you hadn't noticed.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/23/07 07:48 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

I'm not really familiar with Oscar Wilde, or Starlite for that matter. Which one posts at TW, and which one is the famous albeit kind of embarrassing public figure?

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 08:09 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  



A bedazzled Oscar Wilde contemplating Starlite's Mighty Asparagus

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/23/07 08:54 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

It's funny, I was just at the market the other day, and contemplating a pound of asparagus. "But what," I wondered, "would I do with a pound of asparagus?"

It turns out the answer was in front of me all along.

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 09:02 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Was the pound of asparagus arranged in a neat little faggot?

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/23/07 09:06 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

Mmhm. With rubber bands and everything.

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 09:09 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Fag.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
10/23/07 09:20 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

Are we still flirting?

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 09:28 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Yes, in a Monkeyboy kind of way.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
10/23/07 06:51 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I don't remember posting that.

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? On teenagewildlife.com? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
11/24/07 07:59 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-aids?

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Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
11/24/07 04:42 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: guiltpuppy]  

It's nice to see that you're always willing to flirt on the 24th of each month. Does that have something to do with your cycle?

I started with two enemas and a moan
I was a
fartiste

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/18/07 06:00 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

Um...guys? Weren't we supposed to let this thread die? I hardly think that continuing to reply to it will accomplish that goal.

Continuing to taunt a poor, lonely old queen who has been repeatedly made fun of and eventually banned is hardly keeping with the Christmas spirit.

Which reminds me, has anyone heard from Pablo recently?

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007

Diamond Frog
(acolyte)
12/18/07 06:42 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I knew you'd be up for a rimjob.

Pablo has moved to this forum, by the way.

I started with two enemas and a moan
I was a
fartiste

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/18/07 07:41 PM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Diamond Frog]  

I see he finally shaved that horrible moustache.

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
12/25/07 05:18 AM
Re: At your own risk new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I miss moustache :|(

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JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
12/27/07 02:38 AM
:{o new [re: guiltpuppy]  



As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
12/29/07 10:14 AM
Re: :{o new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:




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Mxy
(cracked actor)
01/05/08 11:24 AM
Re: :{o new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I am not posting here. I am testing my avatar.

Do bother.


guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
01/11/08 03:13 AM
Re: :{o new [re: Mxy]  

Ditto

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JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
01/12/08 01:58 AM
Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:




(it's like a sewer of puss) - Dogz on TW

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
01/19/08 05:59 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Oh cool it works

Thanks guys

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JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
01/27/08 04:08 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

You're welcome.

Yeah? Well, you're an asshole. - Monkeyboy

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
02/11/08 01:41 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Pretty damn special.

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Mxy
(cracked actor)
12/12/08 01:02 PM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Test.

Oh, do what you want.

Mxy
(cracked actor)
12/12/08 01:23 PM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: Mxy]  

.tseT

Oh, do what you want.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
01/12/09 02:32 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: Mxy]  

It's showing up backwards for me fag

Non importa quanto si aspetta,ma chi si aspetta.

Mxy
(cracked actor)
01/13/09 01:56 PM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

borg

Why won't it die?

schizophrenic
(acolyte)
01/13/09 09:23 PM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: Mxy]  

klingon



guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
01/19/09 11:21 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: schizophrenic]  

It's like it really happened

Non importa quanto si aspetta,ma chi si aspetta.

guiltpuppy
(stardust savant)
02/04/10 03:08 PM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

...or is it?

Non importa quanto si aspetta,ma chi si aspetta.

Quills
(wild eyed peoploid)
02/05/10 08:54 AM
Re: Heyyyyy... new [re: guiltpuppy]  

???????????????????????????????????????? [exclamation]

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.



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