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JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
12/28/07 00:38 AM
I regretfully hand over the championship cup new [re: infidel]  

Being drenched in sperm is the one thing Dogz isn't all OCD about. But I'll bet he collects the drippings in tiny ziplock bags and has them neatly arranged somewhere in a curio.

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

infidel
(crash course raver)
03/05/08 09:59 AM
'Armageddon' (1) new [re: infidel]  

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve my cairns-terrier Effee,
Dogz told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Norfolk Hospital.
.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . Dogz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Effee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Partner_Dave

Notorious asexual Dogz and his homosexual lover Partner_Dave, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching
session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up Partner_Dave's rectum and slipped Effee, our cairn-terrier in. He explained.

As usual, Partner_Dave shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Effee but she wouldn't
come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract her.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Dogz’s hair and severely burning his face.

It also set fire to the Effee’s fur, whiskers and hat which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,
propelling Effee out like a cannonball.

Dogz suffered second degree burns, a black eye and a broken nose from the impact of the cairns-terrier, while Partner_Dave
suffered first degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Thankfully Dogz, Partner_Dave and Effee are all on the mend and doctors predict that all 3 will be able to resume
felching within a month.


Edited by infidel on 03/07/08 07:14 AM (server time).



infidel
(crash course raver)
03/07/08 07:12 AM
'Armageddon' (2) new [re: infidel]  

Clicky Below ...

. 'Armageddon' .




infidel
(crash course raver)
04/07/08 11:18 AM
Three Laughing Gnomes new [re: infidel]  

Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...





infidel
(crash course raver)
04/07/08 11:19 AM
Three more Laughing Gnomes new [re: infidel]  

Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions (incl. Bruce Springsteen) of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...





infidel
(crash course raver)
04/13/08 12:06 PM
Stevie Riks new [re: infidel]  

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stevie Riks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(8223)

infidel
(crash course raver)
05/20/08 11:34 AM
" Fore ! " new [re: infidel]  










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ghostlove
(cracked actor)
05/21/08 02:07 AM
Re: " Fore ! " new [re: infidel]  

Where in hell is Monkeyboy these days? I miss that fucker.



Strawman
(chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
05/23/08 06:04 AM
Re: " Fore ! " new [re: ghostlove]  

DAN!



infidel
(crash course raver)
07/28/08 11:36 AM
Motivational Poster 1 new [re: Strawman]  






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