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infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 01:54 PM
TW's Bits and Bobs new  

Edited by infidel on 05/12/06 11:14 AM (server time).



infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 01:55 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 01:56 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 01:56 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  



infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 01:58 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  





diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/09/06 02:58 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  

What's up with his hair on this one?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
05/09/06 08:20 PM
May the holy imams desecrate your mother's womb new [re: infidel]  

That's seriously hot my friend! Now, you told us that your family was treated badly by those horrible sand niggers. Did they sodomize your mother? If so, do you have any footage?
Any dead family members whose pictures I can decorate with my divine semen?

Your wetness
Dave's firmness



Shelle
(cracked actor)
05/09/06 09:21 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  

Rabbit makes such a wonderful TW icon. I see a line of collectible dolls. Bathroom slippers. Man bags.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam


Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
05/09/06 09:43 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: Shelle]  

Designer hats. Feather boas. Umbrellas and door knockers.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 10:19 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

What's up with his hair on this one?


The WabbitSlapper's hair is meant to compliment Bin's fuzzy wuzzy beard.



infidel
(electric tomato)
05/09/06 10:43 PM
May the holy imams desecrate your arse! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

That's seriously hot my friend!


Firstly ........ .
Secondly ... do not call me your friend.

Finally ........ you just sit back watch this post grow and keep on drinking you demented alcoholic.






RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
05/10/06 10:04 AM
Who desecrated whom? new [re: infidel]  

Why do I get the feeling your hands were trembling when you wrote that? Oh well, I'm sure you'll find some comfort in your islamophobic doctrine of hate...

Your wetness
Dave's firmness



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/10/06 10:16 AM
Re: RabbitFighter Bits And Bobs new [re: infidel]  

In reply to:

The WabbitSlapper's hair is meant to compliment Bin's fuzzy wuzzy beard.


And placed perfectly, considering what comes out if his mouth.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
05/10/06 12:00 PM
Infidel makes me smile new [re: diamondogz74]  

Zing!

Nicely done.



infidel
(electric tomato)
05/10/06 12:48 PM
Desecrated Bottle new [re: RabbitFighter]  



Relax and have another drink you demented bozo.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/10/06 03:32 PM
Re: Desecrated Bottle new [re: infidel]  

OMG!!! I can actually see that going on LOve the heels dah-link.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
05/10/06 05:18 PM
Re: Desecrated Bottle new [re: infidel]  



DR9


infidel
(electric tomato)
05/12/06 11:30 AM
Born to be wild. new [re: Bamboo7]  


Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Effee go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space ...

Born to be wild
Born to be wild







diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/12/06 01:32 PM
Re: Born to be wild. new [re: infidel]  

MAGNIFICENT


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
05/12/06 04:50 PM
The line between stalker and genious new [re: infidel]  



"I cannot stick my head in the sand" - Dogz, on world events

infidel
(electric tomato)
05/22/06 11:49 AM
Liberace and Co. new [re: Tristan]  





Strawman
(acolyte)
05/22/06 12:09 PM
Re: Liberace and Co. new [re: infidel]  





Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
05/22/06 03:08 PM
Re: Liberace and Co. new [re: infidel]  

That is too funny!!!!

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


infidel
(electric tomato)
05/23/06 12:16 PM
Bitch Machine new [re: Strawman]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/23/06 12:24 PM
Forked new [re: Atonalexpress]  





Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
05/23/06 12:39 PM
Re: Bitch Machine new [re: infidel]  

I don't see a picture of Shelle.

Censorship in America.


infidel
(electric tomato)
05/23/06 12:51 PM
Two drifters new [re: Tristan]  


Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end, waitin' 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend, Moon River, and me



Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
05/23/06 04:24 PM
Re: Bitch Machine new [re: infidel]  

Classic. Now if this thread is not "saved" nothin will be.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


Beltene
(acolyte)
05/23/06 06:57 PM
Re: Bitch Machine new [re: infidel]  



My ass belongs on your face.

Beltene
(acolyte)
05/23/06 06:59 PM
Re: Two drifters new [re: infidel]  

Infidel, you're my new favourite contemporary artist.



My ass belongs on your face.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
05/30/06 10:28 AM
Re: Two drifters new [re: infidel]  

My dear infidel, you never cease to amaze me with your wonderful images, I raise my glass yo you


London Bye Ta-Ta...

infidel
(electric tomato)
06/06/06 12:11 PM
Bromley Technical High School new [re: diamondogz74]  







Edited by infidel on 06/07/06 10:48 AM (server time).



Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
06/06/06 12:25 PM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: infidel]  

EXCELENT!!!

Why did you put them side to side? That sucks! Put them back like they were. If I have to edit this message again I'll take out the word excelent.

Censorship in America.

Edited by Tristan on 06/06/06 12:28 PM (server time).



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/09/06 03:56 AM
milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made new [re: infidel]  

Infidel, I'm hurt. Why am I not present in this photo? Oh, well. When TW gives you lemons...



Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
06/09/06 04:31 AM
Re: milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made new [re: JarethsGirl]  

What a crew! The talent here boggles the imagination. And to think we all have Bowie in common, and other unmentionables. Welcome back infidel! You are a treasure.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/09/06 10:28 AM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: infidel]  

Just brilliant infidel

Best laugh I've had since my return and I have a bad back caused by acting a clown on the waterslides.





London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/11/06 05:45 AM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: diamondogz74]  

tony don't you have any photos of YOU on the waterslide?

it would make me so very happy if you did

happy, not drunk. i'm alread that

if you're too embarrassed to post it, PM it to me and i'll post it for you against your wishes

Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/11/06 09:18 AM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

if you're too embarrassed to post it


I think I'm past the embarrassed stage on here, don't you?

Seeing as you asked...






London Bye Ta-Ta...

Partner_David
(mortal with potential)
06/11/06 09:48 AM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: diamondogz74]  

Ooh, Anthony, you are a hunky wunky aren't you? Wish you hadn't shown the picture that highlights your chubby chops though.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/11/06 10:17 AM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: Partner_David]  

It's an illusion, I am not a chubby chops the camera angle etc... I saw the photographer and made my face plump.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/11/06 12:22 PM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: diamondogz74]  

God... yes...

Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

Partner_David
(mortal with potential)
06/11/06 12:25 PM
Re: Bromley Technical High School new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Isn't he gorgeous? <swoon>



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/11/06 03:33 PM
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love ... new [re: Partner_David]  

LOL!




London Bye Ta-Ta...

bluequeen
(grinning soul)
06/12/06 01:27 PM
Re: TW's Bits and Bobs new [re: infidel]  

Now that's a horse of a different color!



infidel
(electric tomato)
06/23/06 01:54 PM
RabbitFighter Merchandize new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Rabbit makes such a wonderful TW icon. I see a line of collectible dolls. Bathroom slippers. Man bags.


Too right ... he is a wonderful TW icon and we could all make millions if he is marketed properly.

.
Collectible dolls


Bathroom slippers


Man bags



infidel
(electric tomato)
06/23/06 01:56 PM
RabbitFighter Merchandize new [re: Atonalexpress]  

In reply to:

Designer hats. Feather boas. Umbrellas and door knockers.



Designer hats


Feather boas


Umbrellas


and finally …






Door knockers




infidel
(electric tomato)
06/23/06 02:07 PM
Re: milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

Infidel, I'm hurt. Why am I not present in this photo? Oh, well. When TW gives you lemons...


You naughty girl you covered daddy's face with your own (pretty) face, shame on you that is sacrilegious.

Elton John is beautifully placed, sprouting out between Effee's legs.






diamondogz74
(freecloud)
06/23/06 02:27 PM
Re: milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made new [re: infidel]  

In reply to:

Elton John is beautifully placed, sprouting out between Effee's legs.


Suits

I just love the big gay bag!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
06/23/06 08:57 PM
Re: RabbitFighter Merchandize new [re: infidel]  

I sense an industry in the making...

Ampersand


JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/24/06 01:55 AM
Re: milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made new [re: infidel]  

In reply to:

naughty


You really should use the spell check function if you're going to make spelling errors as silly as this.. It's NAW-TEE!

In reply to:

shame on you that is sacrilegious


Meh.. I've done a lot worse with Bowie paraphernalia... but, sharing it with all of you... that's tradition.

In reply to:

(pretty)







This isn't flattery. I'm capable of lying, but my genitals are a bit more honest.

infidel
(electric tomato)
09/11/06 12:05 PM
Magic Dance new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
09/11/06 12:43 PM
BBB new [re: infidel]  





Bamboo7
(crash course raver)
09/11/06 06:55 PM
Re: BBB [re: infidel]  

Oh, Infidel. I had almost forgotten how happy you make me.



I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice face-cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!

Atonalexpress
(acolyte)
09/12/06 05:30 PM
Re: Magic Dance new [re: infidel]  

YAY

you're back!


MySpace

infidel
(electric tomato)
09/24/06 11:07 AM
Beaned 01 new [re: Bamboo7]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
09/24/06 11:08 AM
Beaned 02 new [re: Atonalexpress]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
09/24/06 11:09 AM
Beaned 03 new [re: JarethsGirl]  





Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
09/24/06 05:41 PM
Re: Beaned 02 new [re: infidel]  

That's cool.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

infidel
(electric tomato)
09/27/06 09:01 AM
From the "Where's Beltene" Thread new [re: infidel]  

She was last spotted roller-skating hand in hand with Dara.



From the >"Where's Beltene" < thread.




infidel
(electric tomato)
09/29/06 12:31 PM
More roller-skating new [re: infidel]  


...............Torvill & Dean ... Not ...............



infidel
(electric tomato)
10/09/06 12:05 PM
Remade/Remodeled new [re: Froggy Starlust]  


Remade/Remodeled . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . class dunce



White Prism
(cracked actor)
10/09/06 01:50 PM
Allah's Atelier new [re: infidel]  

And not just R/R; I hear there were a number of TWers (Dogz included) who experienced abnormal ejaculatory phenomena upon seeing my ubersexy jawline.

Now, Infidel, when do we get to see a piccie of yourself?

Make sure you take it with a good flash, etc.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

Remade/Remodeled
(acolyte)
10/09/06 02:53 PM
Seriously, it's not like that! new [re: infidel]  

I told you that in confidence, infidel...

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction


infidel
(electric tomato)
10/11/06 10:32 AM
infidel's Atelier new [re: White Prism]  

In reply to:

Now, Infidel, when do we get to see a piccie of yourself?


Ok then . . . just this one pic . . . > clicky <



infidel
(electric tomato)
10/11/06 12:06 PM
Re: ward offered new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
10/12/06 12:32 PM
im sexy new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
10/16/06 11:27 AM
monkeyboy's 30th new [re: infidel]  


. .
. . . . . H A P P Y . . B I R T H D A Y . . . . .




Monkeyboy
(band intro)
10/19/06 07:17 AM
Re: monkeyboy's 30th new [re: infidel]  

Thanks, infidel.

"i like nice people and nice things." - Dogz

infidel
(electric tomato)
10/26/06 12:15 PM
Re: monkeyboy's 30th new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Your welcome, Monkeyboy.



infidel
(electric tomato)
10/26/06 12:17 PM
Wabbit Slapper's 24th new [re: Monkeyboy]  

.
. .
. . . . . H A P P Y . . B I R T H D A Y . . . . .



infidel
(electric tomato)
11/01/06 09:27 AM
What the ? new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/11/06 12:00 PM
Monkeyboy and Friend 01 new [re: infidel]  



infidel
(electric tomato)
11/11/06 12:01 PM
Monkeyboy and Friend 02 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/11/06 12:02 PM
Monkeyboy and Friend 03 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/13/06 11:02 AM
Boned ( twice ) new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/17/06 12:36 PM
the cleanest star they (TW) ever had new [re: infidel]  



I've come on a few years from my Hollywood Highs. The best of the last, the cleanest star they (TW) ever had.




infidel
(electric tomato)
11/21/06 09:13 AM
DogzGong new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/21/06 09:24 AM
Lounge Lizards 01 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
11/21/06 09:47 AM
Lounge Lizards 02 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
12/26/06 02:38 AM
Confucius says ... new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
12/26/06 02:53 AM
To do list ... new [re: infidel]  

. . . . . .



infidel
(electric tomato)
12/26/06 02:55 AM
ziggfried stop exploiting the needy ! new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
01/26/07 11:21 AM
coochie coochie koo new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
01/26/07 11:22 AM
coochie coochie koo new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
01/26/07 11:23 AM
coochie coochie koo new [re: infidel]  


. . . . . Stainless_One . . . . . . . . . . . . diamondogz74 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bond_Street . . . .


infidel
(electric tomato)
03/31/07 02:01 PM
Lip Plates Triplets new [re: infidel]  


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ x ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



infidel
(electric tomato)
04/07/07 01:48 PM
Embarrassing sunburn coming right up new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
04/21/07 01:19 PM
Prom Date new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
04/21/07 01:22 PM
The 3 Stooges new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/05/07 03:02 PM
frosty new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/05/07 03:06 PM
Go-Go-Mobile new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(electric tomato)
05/05/07 03:10 PM
Which head ... new [re: infidel]  


Which head is better suited to Persilot's body ?



. . . . . . . . . . . . Dogz . . . . . . . . . . . v . . . . . . . . . . Persilot . . . . . . . . . . . . .


View the results for this poll





Beltene
(acolyte)
05/05/07 04:18 PM
Re: Which head ... new [re: infidel]  

If you reduce dogz head, you'd get a perfect match. It could be the glasses.

My ass belongs on your face.

Beltene
(acolyte)
05/05/07 04:27 PM
Re: Which head ... new [re: infidel]  

Damn infidel! With all those images we can safely create the worlds funniest game ever! Except we need some sort of a story. Lets see...

Effie is a beautiful princess kidnapped by the evil Darth Monkeyboy who also kidnapped Effie's first lover, Dogz. Now Dogz' new partner David and rabbitfighter (who is in love with Effe) join forces to find Darth Monkeyboy's secret headquarters and set Effie and dogz free.

How's that? We need a kinky element in order for the game to be succesful though.

My ass belongs on your face.

Froggy Starlust
(acolyte)
05/05/07 05:29 PM
Re: Which head ... new [re: infidel]  

The guy on the right is a fake.

Mon Espace

infidel
(electric tomato)
05/08/07 11:08 AM
Re: Which head ... new [re: Beltene]  

In reply to:

If you reduce dogz head, you'd get a perfect match. It could be the glasses.


I intentionally made his head and ears a bit bigger, so as to make him stand a bit more.
Last poll count Dogz = 9 and Persilot = 2.

In reply to:

... We need a kinky element in order for the game to be succesful though.


Well naturally that'll be you.



infidel
(electric tomato)
05/14/07 12:12 PM
Claude's Balls new [re: infidel]  


Would you like to kick Claude in the balls?
Yes
No
I would rather fondle them

View the results for this poll




infidel
(electric tomato)
05/15/07 12:16 PM
Re: Claude's Balls new [re: infidel]  

Well Claude your balls seem to be safe ...

according to the latest poll count
2 would like to kick your balls
2 would rather not
8 would rather fondle them

It seems that I under estimated the number of fags here on TW.



infidel
(crash course raver)
06/04/07 12:25 PM
Retards new [re: infidel]  


Say Cheese


infidel
(crash course raver)
06/05/07 12:00 PM
Age of Enlightenment new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
06/05/07 12:35 PM
Nude Pics new [re: infidel]  

Inspired by nudie photographer Spencer Tunick’s latest work in Amsterdam ...

The 3 Stooges expose themselves

Can you spot TW's very own 3 stooges ... Monkeyboy, Dogz and Rabbitfighter in the following pic ?


.
_________________________________________________________________________________________
.

Pussy Galore

Can you spot Beltene and her 19 clones ?


.
_________________________________________________________________________________________
.

Daddy goes starkers

Now this one is more of a challenge ! ! !

Can you spot Daddy … keeping in mind that he is the master of ch-ch-changes with his new disguise ?





infidel
(crash course raver)
07/01/07 12:20 PM
The New Ziggy ... ? new [re: infidel]  



. . . Monkeyboy . . . . . Strawman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dogz . . . . . . Beltene


View the results for this poll




infidel
(crash course raver)
08/01/07 10:53 AM
D & D new [re: infidel]  



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infidel
(crash course raver)
10/19/07 02:41 PM
Glory Hole new [re: infidel]  


Bit dark in here ... lets turn on the light !

.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

.


Thats better, now we can see inside the TW toilets .. but where's everbody gone ?

.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

.


There they are ... some of TW's best are all ready to please you !

.

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.


Who will you choose for some glorious glory hole fun !

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dogz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Strawman . . . . . . . . . Monkeyboy

. . Rabbitfighter . . . . . . . . Jarethsgirl . . . . . . . . . . Beltene' . . . . . . . . . . . Effee


View the results for this poll





infidel
(crash course raver)
12/26/07 00:41 AM
Re: Glory Hole new [re: infidel]  

The results thus far;
4 = Jarethsgirl
2 = Beltene'
1 = Effee
0 = K
0 = Dogz
0 = Strawman
0 = Monkeyboy
0 = Rabbitfighter

The people (all 7 of them) have spoken ...
Jarethsgirl tops the Glory Hole Poll!

mmm ... full luscious ruby-red lips !
.





infidel
(crash course raver)
12/26/07 00:42 AM
2 for 1 offer new [re: infidel]  


Dogz and Partner_Dave are now
working the same cubicle.


infidel
(crash course raver)
12/26/07 00:52 AM
Claude - The Bisex new [re: infidel]  


. . . . . . . . King of Bling . . . . . . . .


Tristan
(legendary cowboy)
12/26/07 11:12 AM
Re: Claude - The Bisex new [re: infidel]  

Since we all know that Dogz was someone's alter, do we know who that really is in the picture?

Trying to navigate TW reminds me of what it was like having dial-up service.


JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
12/27/07 02:21 AM
Re: Glory Hole new [re: infidel]  

Dogz is up to 10 glory hole knocks!

Do I still get to keep my trophy? I've been using it as a spitoon at the GH so I don't get flooded.

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

infidel
(crash course raver)
12/28/07 00:22 AM
Re: Glory Hole new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Well since Dogz is now in the lead, you should be a good sport and hand the trophy over to him/her (whatever).
Infact since the two of you are in neighbouring cubicles just slide it over towards him.

I imagine that Dogz would now be totally drenched. Hope he's wearing a raincoat or something.



JarethsGirl
(acolyte)
12/28/07 00:38 AM
I regretfully hand over the championship cup new [re: infidel]  

Being drenched in sperm is the one thing Dogz isn't all OCD about. But I'll bet he collects the drippings in tiny ziplock bags and has them neatly arranged somewhere in a curio.

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

infidel
(crash course raver)
03/05/08 09:59 AM
'Armageddon' (1) new [re: infidel]  

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve my cairns-terrier Effee,
Dogz told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Norfolk Hospital.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . Dogz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Effee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Partner_Dave

Notorious asexual Dogz and his homosexual lover Partner_Dave, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching
session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up Partner_Dave's rectum and slipped Effee, our cairn-terrier in. He explained.

As usual, Partner_Dave shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Effee but she wouldn't
come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract her.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Dogz’s hair and severely burning his face.

It also set fire to the Effee’s fur, whiskers and hat which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,
propelling Effee out like a cannonball.

Dogz suffered second degree burns, a black eye and a broken nose from the impact of the cairns-terrier, while Partner_Dave
suffered first degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Thankfully Dogz, Partner_Dave and Effee are all on the mend and doctors predict that all 3 will be able to resume
felching within a month.


Edited by infidel on 03/07/08 07:14 AM (server time).



infidel
(crash course raver)
03/07/08 07:12 AM
'Armageddon' (2) new [re: infidel]  

Clicky Below ...

. 'Armageddon' .




infidel
(crash course raver)
04/07/08 11:18 AM
Three Laughing Gnomes new [re: infidel]  

Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...





infidel
(crash course raver)
04/07/08 11:19 AM
Three more Laughing Gnomes new [re: infidel]  

Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions (incl. Bruce Springsteen) of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...





infidel
(crash course raver)
04/13/08 12:06 PM
Stevie Riks new [re: infidel]  

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stevie Riks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(8223)

infidel
(crash course raver)
05/20/08 11:34 AM
" Fore ! " new [re: infidel]  










(8845)

ghostlove
(cracked actor)
05/21/08 02:07 AM
Re: " Fore ! " new [re: infidel]  

Where in hell is Monkeyboy these days? I miss that fucker.



Strawman
(chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature)
05/23/08 06:04 AM
Re: " Fore ! " new [re: ghostlove]  

DAN!



infidel
(crash course raver)
07/28/08 11:36 AM
Motivational Poster 1 new [re: Strawman]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
07/28/08 11:39 AM
Motivational Poster 2 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
07/28/08 11:40 AM
Motivational Poster 3 new [re: infidel]  



(10771)

Emil
(acolyte)
07/29/08 04:19 PM
Re: Motivational Poster 2 new [re: infidel]  

Funny, but in fact Pommac is a non-alcoholic beverage.


It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

infidel
(crash course raver)
08/02/08 02:38 PM
Re: Motivational Poster 2 new [re: Emil]  

Indeed it is ... but don't be fooled, K drinks his Pommac with lashings of Vodka.



infidel
(crash course raver)
08/02/08 02:42 PM
Motivational Poster 4 new [re: infidel]  



infidel
(crash course raver)
09/13/08 08:36 AM
Motivational Poster 5 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
09/13/08 08:38 AM
Motivational Poster 6 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
11/04/08 07:42 AM
Motivational Poster 7 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
11/04/08 08:17 AM
Motivational Poster 8 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
01/20/09 10:09 AM
Motivational Poster 9 new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(crash course raver)
02/24/09 10:33 AM
Chocoholics new [re: infidel]  



... ... ...

(14843)
... ... ...



infidel
(cracked actor)
05/03/09 01:48 PM
Sir Strawman and Lady Antoinette. new [re: infidel]  

he magnificent coach, drawn by four of the finest thoroughbreds in England, had driven off along the long winding Norfolk road ...


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ith Sir Strawman on the box, holding the reins in his rugged manly hands, beside him Lady Antoinette (Dogz) wrapped in costly furs.

A fifty-mile drive on a starlit summer's night! Lady Antoinette had hailed the notion of it with delight.

Sir Strawman was an enthusiastic whip; his four thoroughbreds were just sufficiently fresh and restive to add zest to the expedition.

Lady Antoinette reveled in anticipation of the few hours of solitude, with the soft night breeze fanning her cheeks, with her thoughts ...
wandering ... whither away?


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he knew from old experience that Sir Strawman would speak little, if at all: he had often driven her on his beautiful coach for
hours at night, from point to point, without making more than one or two casual remarks upon the weather or the state of the roads.

He was very fond of driving by night, and she had very quickly adopted his fancy: as she sat next to him hour after hour, admiring the
dexterous, certain way in which he handled the reins.

She often wondered what went on in that slow-going head of his. He never told her, and she had never cared to ask.
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And then ... in the dead of night, through the soft opaque Norfolk moonlight ... they could hear a distant singing.

"Who could it be? The ghost of Liberace?" A fearful Lady Antoinette asked. "This I do not know!" A ruffled Sir Strawman replied.

The four thoroughbreds startled by the night's events galloped ever so faster ... Sir Strawman battled to keep his steeds in line.

As the coach trundled forward, the louder the singing became, then under the soft opaque moonlight, before their very eyes ... appears …
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Julie Andrews ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .~ i ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(16713)



infidel
(cracked actor)
02/22/10 10:28 AM
There's always some idiot who spoils your photos. new [re: infidel]  



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infidel
(cracked actor)
03/01/10 09:52 AM
Spot The Difference new [re: infidel]  

Can you spot the differences in these two pictures? . How many differences can you find? . Happy hunting.





th0mas
(acolyte)
03/10/10 10:53 AM
Re: Spot The Difference new [re: infidel]  

Nine!


Among all these wolves...


kingsteved
(cracked actor)
03/10/10 03:25 PM
Re: Spot The Difference new [re: th0mas]  

I found 11.



infidel
(cracked actor)
03/12/10 09:44 AM
Re: Spot The Difference new [re: kingsteved]  

In reply to:

Nine!
I found 11.


Nein nein nein dunkoffs ... it is 10




power2charm
(cook)
03/14/10 12:56 PM
I *chortle* therefore I am new [re: infidel]  

You deserve a lifetime achievement award for your work here on TW, Inf. I hope you are able to cash in on your unique photoshop art in some way in your realtime life. Have you considered political cartooning?

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

infidel
(cracked actor)
03/19/10 09:59 AM
Re: Spot The Difference = 10 new [re: kingsteved]  






infidel
(cracked actor)
03/19/10 12:04 PM
Re: I *chortle* therefore I am new [re: power2charm]  

Thanks p2c ... a TW award would be nice.



infidel
(cracked actor)
03/29/10 12:27 PM
Finally David Bowie breaks his silence. new [re: infidel]  


...




infidel
(cracked actor)
04/17/10 12:00 PM
Fruitier Than Thou new [re: infidel]  



Who's fruitier than a fruit loop?
Adam
Dogz
Monkeyboy

View the results for this poll




infidel
(cracked actor)
05/12/10 01:12 PM
UK 2010 Election new [re: infidel]  

. . . . . .



Adam
(cricket menace)
05/13/10 02:51 AM
Crikey! new [re: infidel]  

That is some fierce company .... and I seem to be leading the vote.

"My God you look nice in the cold ....... almost ....... Ukrainian ~ David Bowie as 'Monty'.

infidel
(cracked actor)
06/18/10 12:57 PM
WTF new [re: Adam]  

Daddy has a bad dream ...





infidel
(cracked actor)
06/24/10 08:06 AM
Spot The Difference (2) new [re: infidel]  

Can you spot the differences in these two pictures? . How many differences can you find? . . . Happy hunting.

. . . . . . .




infidel
(cracked actor)
07/23/10 10:05 AM
Re: Spot The Difference (2) = 6 new [re: infidel]  

. . . . . . .



infidel
(cracked actor)
08/19/10 11:08 AM
Pee Pee Poll new [re: infidel]  



.
Monkeyboy
Elton
Dogz


View the results for this poll




infidel
(cracked actor)
09/18/10 01:36 PM
S2S new [re: infidel]  

. . . . . .



infidel
(cracked actor)
10/21/10 11:55 AM
Best of the 80's new [re: infidel]  


Best 80's Album?

..

Let's Dance
Tonight
Never Let Me Down

View the results for this poll





infidel
(cracked actor)
12/11/10 02:11 PM
Interesting Facts new [re: infidel]  



[25557]



infidel
(cracked actor)
12/30/10 01:57 PM
What In The World new [re: infidel]  



26174



infidel
(cracked actor)
01/05/11 01:09 PM
Looking For Water new [re: infidel]  



26258




infidel
(cracked actor)
07/30/11 03:06 PM
"The Loved One" (The Caskets) new [re: infidel]  

. .
. c L i C k Y .




infidel
(cracked actor)
09/06/11 11:59 AM
Just A Gigolo - Rare Footage new [re: infidel]  

Believe it or not, this was David Bowie's first acting role in a motion picture, despite the fact that this film was released a year after THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH.
A large portion of this film was destroyed in a fire, so it took director Hemmings nearly three years to piece together a motion picture out of what remained.
With that in mind, this is a remarkable film, and one can't help but wonder what the finished product might have been like had it not been for the fire.



For what is most intriguing about this film is the use of real footage of the Weimar Republic Germany in all its glorious decadence and decay.
Whether this footage was used to buffer the missing footage or planned from the beginning, I guess we'll never know, but it brings an invaluable air
of absurdity and black humour to what is already a pretty outrageous film.



All the performances are great, especially Bowie, who really is one of the most underrated film talents out there. And the music score,
which features some of the glorious songs from that era, as well as the irresistible theme song from Miss Dietrich, is fantastic!


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Quite a few pigs where used in the making of this film, including a large brown pig named Rosco, which never made it into the film's final cut.
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After a long hard day on the film set, David Bowie would often unwind by having a few beers and .......
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racing around the film set on Rosco.






infidel
(cracked actor)
10/26/11 11:18 PM
Ziggy Stardust miming to the 5678's The Barracuda new [re: infidel]  

Ziggy Stardust miming to the 5.6.7.8's The Barracuda - With Sound (Play Loud)

Click here for Mu$ic

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infidel
(cracked actor)
11/07/11 01:30 PM
WTF? new [re: infidel]  



. c . L . i . C . k . Y .





infidel
(stardust savant)
02/21/12 01:03 PM
David Bowie and Dogz ~ Do You Want To Funk new [re: infidel]  




clicky for music





infidel
(stardust savant)
02/22/12 01:40 AM
Re: WTF? new [re: infidel]  





infidel
(stardust savant)
02/23/12 11:31 AM
Re: WTF? new [re: infidel]  







infidel
(stardust savant)
02/24/12 02:39 PM
Bowie ~ Catch of the Day ~ With Sound new [re: infidel]  


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. . . . . . . c L i C k Y . for . S o U n D





infidel
(stardust savant)
03/11/12 11:49 PM
Re: Bowie ~Bounce ~ With Sound new [re: infidel]  

. . . . . . .. . . . . . .

. . . . . . .c L i C k Y . for . S o U n D



robpongi
(electric tomato)
03/12/12 11:46 AM
Re: Bowie ~Bounce ~ With Sound new [re: infidel]  

HAHAHA!!! Very cool Infidel!

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infidel
(stardust savant)
03/26/12 02:32 AM
ダブル·トラブル new [re: robpongi]  







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