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What's up with his hair on this one?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

That's seriously hot my friend! Now, you told us that your family was treated badly by those horrible sand niggers. Did they sodomize your mother? If so, do you have any footage?
Any dead family members whose pictures I can decorate with my divine semen?

Your wetness
Dave's firmness

Rabbit makes such a wonderful TW icon. I see a line of collectible dolls. Bathroom slippers. Man bags.

"Yeah whatever Shelle. Looky, looky, I'm a hard nosed businesswoman." --- Our Lord and Master, Adam

Designer hats. Feather boas. Umbrellas and door knockers.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge

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What's up with his hair on this one?

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The WabbitSlapper's hair is meant to compliment Bin's fuzzy wuzzy beard.

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That's seriously hot my friend!

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Firstly ........ .
Secondly ... do not call me your friend.

Finally ........ you just sit back watch this post grow and keep on drinking you demented alcoholic.

Why do I get the feeling your hands were trembling when you wrote that? Oh well, I'm sure you'll find some comfort in your islamophobic doctrine of hate...

Your wetness
Dave's firmness

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The WabbitSlapper's hair is meant to compliment Bin's fuzzy wuzzy beard.

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And placed perfectly, considering what comes out if his mouth.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Zing!

Nicely done.

Relax and have another drink you demented bozo.

OMG!!! I can actually see that going on LOve the heels dah-link.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

DR9

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Effee go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space ...

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

MAGNIFICENT


London Bye Ta-Ta...

"I cannot stick my head in the sand" - Dogz, on world events

That is too funny!!!!

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge

I don't see a picture of Shelle.

Censorship in America.

Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end, waitin' 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend, Moon River, and me

Classic. Now if this thread is not "saved" nothin will be.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge

My ass belongs on your face.

Infidel, you're my new favourite contemporary artist.



My ass belongs on your face.

My dear infidel, you never cease to amaze me with your wonderful images, I raise my glass yo you


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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EXCELENT!!!

Why did you put them side to side? That sucks! Put them back like they were. If I have to edit this message again I'll take out the word excelent.

Censorship in America.

Edited by Tristan on 06/06/06 12:28 PM (server time).

Infidel, I'm hurt. Why am I not present in this photo? Oh, well. When TW gives you lemons...



Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

What a crew! The talent here boggles the imagination. And to think we all have Bowie in common, and other unmentionables. Welcome back infidel! You are a treasure.

Obscurity is the Artist's Refuge

Just brilliant infidel

Best laugh I've had since my return and I have a bad back caused by acting a clown on the waterslides.





London Bye Ta-Ta...

tony don't you have any photos of YOU on the waterslide?

it would make me so very happy if you did

happy, not drunk. i'm alread that

if you're too embarrassed to post it, PM it to me and i'll post it for you against your wishes

Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

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if you're too embarrassed to post it

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I think I'm past the embarrassed stage on here, don't you?

Seeing as you asked...






London Bye Ta-Ta...

Ooh, Anthony, you are a hunky wunky aren't you? Wish you hadn't shown the picture that highlights your chubby chops though.

It's an illusion, I am not a chubby chops the camera angle etc... I saw the photographer and made my face plump.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

God... yes...

Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!

Isn't he gorgeous? <swoon>

LOL!




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Now that's a horse of a different color!

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Rabbit makes such a wonderful TW icon. I see a line of collectible dolls. Bathroom slippers. Man bags.

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Too right ... he is a wonderful TW icon and we could all make millions if he is marketed properly.

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Collectible dolls


Bathroom slippers


Man bags

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Designer hats. Feather boas. Umbrellas and door knockers.

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Designer hats


Feather boas


Umbrellas


and finally …






Door knockers

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Infidel, I'm hurt. Why am I not present in this photo? Oh, well. When TW gives you lemons...

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You naughty girl you covered daddy's face with your own (pretty) face, shame on you that is sacrilegious.

Elton John is beautifully placed, sprouting out between Effee's legs.

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Elton John is beautifully placed, sprouting out between Effee's legs.

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Suits

I just love the big gay bag!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I sense an industry in the making...

Ampersand

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naughty

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You really should use the spell check function if you're going to make spelling errors as silly as this.. It's NAW-TEE!

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shame on you that is sacrilegious

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Meh.. I've done a lot worse with Bowie paraphernalia... but, sharing it with all of you... that's tradition.

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(pretty)

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This isn't flattery. I'm capable of lying, but my genitals are a bit more honest.

Oh, Infidel. I had almost forgotten how happy you make me.



I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice face-cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!

YAY

you're back!


MySpace

That's cool.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

She was last spotted roller-skating hand in hand with Dara.



From the >"Where's Beltene" < thread.

...............Torvill & Dean ... Not ...............

Remade/Remodeled . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . class dunce

And not just R/R; I hear there were a number of TWers (Dogz included) who experienced abnormal ejaculatory phenomena upon seeing my ubersexy jawline.

Now, Infidel, when do we get to see a piccie of yourself?

Make sure you take it with a good flash, etc.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .

I told you that in confidence, infidel...

Deny your culture of consumption;
This is a culture of destruction

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Now, Infidel, when do we get to see a piccie of yourself?

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Ok then . . . just this one pic . . . > clicky <

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Thanks, infidel.

"i like nice people and nice things." - Dogz

Your welcome, Monkeyboy.

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I've come on a few years from my Hollywood Highs. The best of the last, the cleanest star they (TW) ever had.

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If you reduce dogz head, you'd get a perfect match. It could be the glasses.

My ass belongs on your face.

Damn infidel! With all those images we can safely create the worlds funniest game ever! Except we need some sort of a story. Lets see...

Effie is a beautiful princess kidnapped by the evil Darth Monkeyboy who also kidnapped Effie's first lover, Dogz. Now Dogz' new partner David and rabbitfighter (who is in love with Effe) join forces to find Darth Monkeyboy's secret headquarters and set Effie and dogz free.

How's that? We need a kinky element in order for the game to be succesful though.

My ass belongs on your face.

The guy on the right is a fake.

Mon Espace

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If you reduce dogz head, you'd get a perfect match. It could be the glasses.

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I intentionally made his head and ears a bit bigger, so as to make him stand a bit more.
Last poll count Dogz = 9 and Persilot = 2.

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... We need a kinky element in order for the game to be succesful though.

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Well naturally that'll be you.

Well Claude your balls seem to be safe ...

according to the latest poll count
2 would like to kick your balls
2 would rather not
8 would rather fondle them

It seems that I under estimated the number of fags here on TW.

Say Cheese

Inspired by nudie photographer Spencer Tunick’s latest work in Amsterdam ...

The 3 Stooges expose themselves

Can you spot TW's very own 3 stooges ... Monkeyboy, Dogz and Rabbitfighter in the following pic ?


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Pussy Galore

Can you spot Beltene and her 19 clones ?


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Daddy goes starkers

Now this one is more of a challenge ! ! !

Can you spot Daddy … keeping in mind that he is the master of ch-ch-changes with his new disguise ?

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Bit dark in here ... lets turn on the light !

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Thats better, now we can see inside the TW toilets .. but where's everbody gone ?

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There they are ... some of TW's best are all ready to please you !

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Who will you choose for some glorious glory hole fun !

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. . Rabbitfighter . . . . . . . . Jarethsgirl . . . . . . . . . . Beltene' . . . . . . . . . . . Effee


View the results for this poll

The results thus far;
4 = Jarethsgirl
2 = Beltene'
1 = Effee
0 = K
0 = Dogz
0 = Strawman
0 = Monkeyboy
0 = Rabbitfighter

The people (all 7 of them) have spoken ...
Jarethsgirl tops the Glory Hole Poll!

mmm ... full luscious ruby-red lips !
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Dogz and Partner_Dave are now
working the same cubicle.

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Since we all know that Dogz was someone's alter, do we know who that really is in the picture?

Trying to navigate TW reminds me of what it was like having dial-up service.

Dogz is up to 10 glory hole knocks!

Do I still get to keep my trophy? I've been using it as a spitoon at the GH so I don't get flooded.

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

Well since Dogz is now in the lead, you should be a good sport and hand the trophy over to him/her (whatever).
Infact since the two of you are in neighbouring cubicles just slide it over towards him.

I imagine that Dogz would now be totally drenched. Hope he's wearing a raincoat or something.

Being drenched in sperm is the one thing Dogz isn't all OCD about. But I'll bet he collects the drippings in tiny ziplock bags and has them neatly arranged somewhere in a curio.

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve my cairns-terrier Effee,
Dogz told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Norfolk Hospital.
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. . . . Dogz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Effee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Partner_Dave

Notorious asexual Dogz and his homosexual lover Partner_Dave, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching
session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up Partner_Dave's rectum and slipped Effee, our cairn-terrier in. He explained.

As usual, Partner_Dave shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Effee but she wouldn't
come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract her.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Dogz’s hair and severely burning his face.

It also set fire to the Effee’s fur, whiskers and hat which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,
propelling Effee out like a cannonball.

Dogz suffered second degree burns, a black eye and a broken nose from the impact of the cairns-terrier, while Partner_Dave
suffered first degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Thankfully Dogz, Partner_Dave and Effee are all on the mend and doctors predict that all 3 will be able to resume
felching within a month.

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Clicky Below ...

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Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...

Click on the 3 Gnomes ... to hear 3 different versions (incl. Bruce Springsteen) of Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" ...

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Where in hell is Monkeyboy these days? I miss that fucker.

DAN!

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Funny, but in fact Pommac is a non-alcoholic beverage.


It's LABRYNTH, idiot!

Indeed it is ... but don't be fooled, K drinks his Pommac with lashings of Vodka.

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he magnificent coach, drawn by four of the finest thoroughbreds in England, had driven off along the long winding Norfolk road ...


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ith Sir Strawman on the box, holding the reins in his rugged manly hands, beside him Lady Antoinette (Dogz) wrapped in costly furs.

A fifty-mile drive on a starlit summer's night! Lady Antoinette had hailed the notion of it with delight.

Sir Strawman was an enthusiastic whip; his four thoroughbreds were just sufficiently fresh and restive to add zest to the expedition.

Lady Antoinette reveled in anticipation of the few hours of solitude, with the soft night breeze fanning her cheeks, with her thoughts ...
wandering ... whither away?


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he knew from old experience that Sir Strawman would speak little, if at all: he had often driven her on his beautiful coach for
hours at night, from point to point, without making more than one or two casual remarks upon the weather or the state of the roads.

He was very fond of driving by night, and she had very quickly adopted his fancy: as she sat next to him hour after hour, admiring the
dexterous, certain way in which he handled the reins.

She often wondered what went on in that slow-going head of his. He never told her, and she had never cared to ask.
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And then ... in the dead of night, through the soft opaque Norfolk moonlight ... they could hear a distant singing.

"Who could it be? The ghost of Liberace?" A fearful Lady Antoinette asked. "This I do not know!" A ruffled Sir Strawman replied.

The four thoroughbreds startled by the night's events galloped ever so faster ... Sir Strawman battled to keep his steeds in line.

As the coach trundled forward, the louder the singing became, then under the soft opaque moonlight, before their very eyes ... appears …
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Can you spot the differences in these two pictures? . How many differences can you find? . Happy hunting.

Nine!


Among all these wolves...

I found 11.

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Nein nein nein dunkoffs ... it is 10

You deserve a lifetime achievement award for your work here on TW, Inf. I hope you are able to cash in on your unique photoshop art in some way in your realtime life. Have you considered political cartooning?

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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

Thanks p2c ... a TW award would be nice.

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That is some fierce company .... and I seem to be leading the vote.

"My God you look nice in the cold ....... almost ....... Ukrainian ~ David Bowie as 'Monty'.

Daddy has a bad dream ...

Can you spot the differences in these two pictures? . How many differences can you find? . . . Happy hunting.

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Believe it or not, this was David Bowie's first acting role in a motion picture, despite the fact that this film was released a year after THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH.
A large portion of this film was destroyed in a fire, so it took director Hemmings nearly three years to piece together a motion picture out of what remained.
With that in mind, this is a remarkable film, and one can't help but wonder what the finished product might have been like had it not been for the fire.



For what is most intriguing about this film is the use of real footage of the Weimar Republic Germany in all its glorious decadence and decay.
Whether this footage was used to buffer the missing footage or planned from the beginning, I guess we'll never know, but it brings an invaluable air
of absurdity and black humour to what is already a pretty outrageous film.



All the performances are great, especially Bowie, who really is one of the most underrated film talents out there. And the music score,
which features some of the glorious songs from that era, as well as the irresistible theme song from Miss Dietrich, is fantastic!


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Quite a few pigs where used in the making of this film, including a large brown pig named Rosco, which never made it into the film's final cut.
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After a long hard day on the film set, David Bowie would often unwind by having a few beers and .......
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racing around the film set on Rosco.

Ziggy Stardust miming to the 5.6.7.8's The Barracuda - With Sound (Play Loud)

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HAHAHA!!! Very cool Infidel!

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