Me, it's Pluto I'd love to devour
'cause waterfowl I find too sour
Then Ratatouille'll be my dessert
O, how I love to feel the rodent juice squirt!
(Shirley I am not a pervert?)

I started with two enemas and a moan
I was a fartiste

There was nothing usual about the setting of a haunting
No thunderous lightning around an antiquated residence with a wretched past

Just the intermittent pounding at the front door

It wasn't even dark

She'd overdosed on heroin and I'd put her on the steps before the police arrived

I arrived at the foothill and was instantly disappointed

It bared no resemblance to a foot whatsoever

And then my closest friend told me that's where base camp was going to be

I asked another friend who was further away "Is this true?"

He said "Yes - but don't worry - you can borrow my snow shoe - I would lend you both - but it's not a feethill, you cunt"

Stay with me baby

I have your best interests at heart

You're making far too much

Of my covering your head with the duvet when I fart

Mind-blowing.

I started with two enemas and a moan
I was a fartiste

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That would make a great sequel to Being John Malkovich.

God's footballer hears the voices of angels
Above the choir at Molineux

I really like this one, Mardell. Interesting to see the bluer side of your expression (aside from off-color remarks and morbid humor.)

The word choice is very cold and detached, a light in which I find very human. Well done. Many people would cope in this way with a memory as wretched as this.

I'm not sure I like the word "antiquated," though. It's almost too quaint and lovely for the atmosphere you've drawn. I'd go with either "dilapidated" or, ideally, "decrepit," as both would add to the already present assonance you've built in the line (and in the previous line, with "setting.")

Over all, I find it appropriately terse; it engages the reader cleverly with a sort of reverse psychology.

Don't ask me why I'm being so generous to you, you prat.

"The darkest of these objects is fecal excrement, which Sade advocates that we consume with relish, (no pun intended.)" - Douglas B. Lynott

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That film's already been made, it's called Adaptation. The shortcut is the orchids and some of it is filmed on the behind the scenes of the actual BJM set!!

(spooky!!)



my face is finished, my body's gone and i can't help but think,
standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful with their questioning eyes,
that i must above all things love myself

This was a great movie.

I started with two enemas and a moan
I was a fartiste

It was a great movie. I started a real nasty Orchid Dust habit after watching it.

As for Nick Cage's acting abilities, most of the time, I think he's annoying but there are a few of his films that fit his persona well, like "Adaptation". I liked him in "Bringing Out the Dead" and "Lord's of War", also.