Imagine a condom made out of cheese. Crazy!!!!

PORK SCRATCHINGS!!! Art thou insane? Myspace.

Yuck. Like theres not enough gross foods associated with the vagina, we don't need cheese going in there....

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche

That sounds like a cool variation on the lonely librarian/peanut butter/scottie dog/surprise party legend, except it's a weird dude with a pet rat, and no one ever catches him, so he continues to do it throughout his entire life until one day he's found dead in his apartment Big Willard Stiles, his tallywhacker with more holes in it than a slice of lorraine swiss...

Wow, is it weird that I really want some cheese, now?

"What I learned from the future is Sharpie markers will replace facial hair and all men are impotent except Sean Connery. The future looks bright." - T.P. on Zardoz

I've got some Easy Cheese sitting right next to the computer. If you like, you can go right ahead and have some. Just reach right through the screen. It'll be slightly to your left.

I've never had "Easy Cheese", but I bet it can be used as an effective contraceptive. Suffice to say no one who prefers it to actual cheese will be receiving a visit from my charming Irish sperm.


Temperature's rising, but any idiot would know that...

And how exactly is that an insult?

It probably wasn't.

"If Australia ever gets a new national anthem I'll insist 'punch her in the twat' is in the lyrics somewhere." - PHOENIX

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Easy Cheese

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So what would constitute a difficult cheese?

PORK SCRATCHINGS!!! Art thou insane? Myspace.

Do you get nervous if you haven't been insulted for a while? Does it feel like somebody's planning something big?


Temperature's rising, but any idiot would know that...

You implied that I prefer Easy Cheese to actual cheese and then stated that you wouldn't dare let your precious irish jiz out in the open anywhere near someone like that. How is that not an attempt at an insult?

And for that matter, what's the problem with it anyway? I was just trying to share.