...but C has given me so much and I'd like to give something back. It's only when I have to deal with others that I see how permeable qand beautiful C is.
Ode To C
Oh C, you're so permissive!
You let me do anything I want with you
If I submit unexpected data at the prompt,
others might ignore me but I know you won't.
Instead you let me in, tell me what's up.
You even bring me a Java cup!
Oh C, you're so flexible!
Who cares if you make mistakes, I do too.
There were so many times when I thought I broke your arrow
Screaming for help in the lab full of sorrow...
Is there a machine gun I can borrow?
To be continued
The moral of this story is: always init your vars.
My ass belongs on your face.