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So Mxy thought it would be funny to make a thread about it.










Mxy was wrong.

It's OK if you don't like my short story, but you don't have to be so mean about it.

Constructive criticism only, please.

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Constructive criticism only, please

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Go forth and multiply


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Are you coming on to me?

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Are you coming on to me?

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Could be, describe yourself, stats etc... and I'll let you know


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Constructive criticism only, please.

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You'll have to excuse Boohbah, Mxy. She's unaquainted with the subtle nuances of minimalist literature; subsisting on a mental diet of Neil Gaiman and Labyslash will do that to you.

Now this isn't to say that the story doesn't work as is - trust me when I say that the emotional effect of reading it is like a swift uppercut of joy to the chin - though I certainly wouldn't be averse to a lengthier sequel regarding the funeral. Who will be there? Who will weep? Who will spit on her grave? Who will dig up her corpse, gnaw on it like chew-toy, and rebury her under the pachysandra?

I smell Pulitzer.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual

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Could be, describe yourself, stats etc... and I'll let you know

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Of course! I'm:

- Not gay.

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One day, Effee died.

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But that didn't stop Strawman from buggering his rotting carcass first thing every afternoon when he woke up.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Hmm, I thought the whole thread would disappear if I deleted the first post, but it turns out it just adds *DELETED* to the title. That's kinda useless, isn't it?

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