eh?
Since when am I bisexual?!?!
More like this : "Well, Kaity, you see, there was this guy off bnet..well, sorry, darling, your kinda outta the picture now. Its nothing personal or " WHAM!!!!!!!!

This dot . marks your location
GBA

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More like this : "Well, Kaity, you see, there was this guy off bnet..well, sorry, darling, your kinda outta the picture now. Its nothing personal or "

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ok, here is the REAL thing....:

"Candice, Dahling, i can't see you tonight. Kaity said that i should come over to her place, she's having a mass orgy...i think she said iggy and mick were coming, and something about both the brians, but...whats that look for?
i don't think you were invited, but your lovely! um.. she's such a fantastic 15 year old girl!"

he would be a dead "famous" man.

i will leave this "group" and create my own coven, full of bi-sexual, japanese vampires with fancy french names, who will soon be rock-super stars!!!

there are a lot of things that if ANYONE said to me I'd punch them. the only Bowie one I can think of that has not been posted yet would be:

"Actually, Queen and I stole Under Pressure from Vanilla Ice."

Visualize Whirled Peas

"Do you come here often or do you usually wait till you get home?"

THUMP!!

Get Bowie to Australia.
G.B.A - All The Way

I'm dead.

Well that's like your opinion, man.

Big right fist punch: "I love Bayern Munich and the Dutch are gonna win Euro 2004."

Another hard open right hand hit: "I am glad Reeves has accepted my plea to come back."

Medium strengh open left hand slap: "No, I am not gonna play "Sunday" in Berlin."

Double mega-brutal twin-fister in my own teeth: "Wasn't that you sitting next to me in that ski lift in Austria last winter without recognising me?"

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'

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"I don't care what anyone says, Never Let Me Down was the greatest acheivement of my life!!"

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That's a statement that would make me actually hug David Bowie. Like really hard. And if he went on to say that Beat Of Your Drum was the greatest song he ever made, I would profess my desire to bear his children, in spite of the inherent medical difficulties.

Me responding to a thread I created two years ago. That's really non-pathetic.

Are the remnants of religion any more laughable than the gods - drugs, popstars, footballers, even science - we believe in today?
Nicky Wire

"I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love"

http://www.BowieLive.com wants you!

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"Hit me! Come on, hit me!"

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I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer.

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"You know that 'Barbie Girl' song by Aqua? I wrote that one!"

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God! I cannot get my daughter to stop singing that damn song!

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"I'm about to sing Shake It".

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I know shake it isn't his best, but I love the song. So, in that case, I'd say, hey thanks, can I record it?

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"Your special someone thinks about me when she closes her eyes. Look into your soul, twister, you know it to be true".

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I would say" my special someone only thinks about you out of insecurity, being afraid that I love you more than my special someone."

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"I joined Hanson!"

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I would slap him in the face for that one.
Then say " HOW DARE YOU?!?"

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"The man you once knew as David Bowie no longer exists... please welcome MC Furious Mac Daddy D, the 5th and newest member of Limp Bizkit"

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I would fall down on the ground laughing.

"You know how you have joked about me being your biological father, well, You were right. I am, and I've been keeping tabs on you all these years."

"I sometime's post here under the alias, Strangedrugs.

Would you like to come out and play tonight?