"I will not, nor ever, tour Australia."

That would earn a skin pinch and a shackles to each foot and be forced to preform.

"Your a shitty fan, look, you've only got 15 CD's and their all fake copies!"

Probably just a slap in the face.

"Your friends are laughing behind back... kill them!"

If my friends were indeed laughing behind my back about my love for Bowie music, I would indeed kill them. *thanks to Weird Al Yankovic for the lyrics*

W_O

A Typical Kleptomaniac’s Anonymous Icebreaker “I’m Laura, I’m fourteen and I’m a, oh, sorry, this is yours…”

Oh! Oh! How about: "You know, I'm really sick of the music business. I've decided to run for Governor of New York."

Nazgul King: Hinder me?! Thou Fool! No living man may hinder me!
Eowyn: (Laughs) But no living man am I. You look upon a woman!

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Any country that produced both Paul Hogan, Yahoo Serious and the Crocodile Hunter is one that I generally try to stay away from.

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Fair enough.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off doing till next week.

Funny old thread. Here are mine:

"I'm running away with your husband." (I really would hit him for that one)

"'Tonight' was my best work." (I probably wouldn't hit him, but if he INSISTED this were true, I might)

"Angie invented the whole Ziggy concept, wrote all the songs on the album, and even played guitar--Ronno just faked it on stage, but Angie was always on lead guitar--God, I rue the day I let go of that kind, selfless, shining star." (He's lose teeth over THAT one)


Zigbot

I've decided to run for Governor of New York."
Fair enough.
(He's lose teeth over THAT one)
Bowie, I would indeed kill them.
My fans are getting uglier and smellier every year
The man you once knew as David Bowie no longer exists
For the benefit of new arrivals

well i'd break my own fist trying to punch someone but...
he would need to say...
- my real REAL name is Frank
- i am your math teacher
- i like cream corn in between my toes
I would need to punch him if his real name was frank because i wrote his name on every thing i own. Frank...HA!

"You know, it really is my best work since Scary Monsters."

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off doing till next week.

I am disgusted with you! How dare you treat a fan like this. Why not just let it go and get on with life you'll never see Twister in your lifetime hopefully. Why waste your mind thinking of comebacks to someone whom you will never meet?

"I'm recording Tonight 2"

"I'm going to tour again , only performing Tonight/NLMD/Tin Machine albums in thier entirity"

"Have you ever considered cosmetic surgery?"

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What's the one thing Bowie could say to you that would make you punch the man in the face? Like really hard

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"Either punch me in the face or blow me. I'm like really hard".

Lycurgus, Numa, Moses, Jesus Christ, Mohammed, all these great rogues, all these great thought-tyrants, knew how to associate the divinities they fabricated with their own boundless ambition.
Marquis De Sade