Teenage Wildlife

IMPORTANT: Use your registry nickname as your username when logging in to Conversation Piece!


Free for All
   >> Coffee Shop
Thread views: 61148 *Threaded Mode

Pages in this thread: << 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | >> (show all)
FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 10:54 AM
Chafing the carrot new [re: guiltpuppy]  

I am now retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell. I'll be back in a minute.

Marriage is the death of hope.

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:12 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: FastChanges]  

I'm back!

Marriage is the death of hope.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/07/05 11:23 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: FastChanges]  

I hope you washed your hands?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:27 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: FastChanges]  

Was it a long way to the mens room?



FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:28 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: diamondogz74]  

There was only a drop of soap left, it was enough for my hands but not for my black pullover.

Marriage is the death of hope.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/07/05 11:30 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

but not for my black pullover.


You've lost me


London Bye Ta-Ta...

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:34 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Was it a long way to the mens room?


I know it took me 18 minutes, but I had to do it very quietly so that people at the urinals do not hear me. I'm careful now, because sometimes I'm the one at the urinal and I hear people breathing loudly in the closet. I can also hear their foreskin clapping.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marquis
(acolyte)
12/07/05 11:35 AM
Grobister new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

I can also hear their foreskin clapping.


Well assuming they aren't two-fisting it, that's one Zen question answered.

Any enlightenment you can offer about falling trees would be appreciated.

Hop fences, jump over benches
When you see me coming get the fuck out the entrance


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:36 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: FastChanges]  

I shouldn't have asked really, should I?



FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/07/05 11:36 AM
Re: Chafing the carrot new [re: diamondogz74]  

The Asexual Retard Help Page

Marriage is the death of hope.


Pages in this thread: << 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | >> (show all)
*Threaded Mode
Jump to

Teenage Wildlife Davie Bowie | Email Us! Forums powered by WWWThreads v5.1.5perl

Teenage Wildlife Home Page Bowie's music Info on Bowie Other Media Have your say! Search the Site Help me!


Toolbar (Interact)

Etete Systems