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Kristin Machina
(stardust savant)
11/26/03 03:30 PM
Sick time new [re: Marquis]  

To Whom it may Concern:

Please excuse Kristin Machina from posting this weekend. She will be requiring left elbow surgery on Friday, 11/28/03, and may be unable to use her arm for a few days afterwards. At this moment, she has just enough range of motion to type.

Don't understand me, just love me

(stardust savant)
11/27/03 00:28 AM
Faking A Sickie new [re: Kristin Machina]  

Hey, you just wrote that note yourself. At least you didn't sign it "my mother".

The Fantastic Voyages Of Elaine, The Happy Athenian Pillar

Kristin Machina
(stardust savant)
11/29/03 10:07 AM
Typing with one hand is tricky new [re: poorsoul]  

I was going to sign it, but forgot.

Anyway, my surgery's over--arm still hurts sometimes (Vicodan is my new best friend this weekend.) I can bend it a little (mostly limited bt the big bandage.)

Anyway, I can type again, so I'm back.

Don't understand me, just love me

Edited by Kristin Machina on 11/29/03 03:44 PM (server time).

(stardust savant)
11/30/03 00:16 AM
Re: Typing with one hand is tricky new [re: Kristin Machina]  

Actually, it's quite easy. I do it all the time.

The Fantastic Voyages Of Elaine, The Happy Athenian Pillar

11/30/03 04:11 PM
Re: The Official TW Time Clock new [re: Marquis]  

Does this thread mean I have to clock in from my 2 weeks absence? I don't even use a time clock at work. Work, Marquis.

If you don't have anything nice to say, go to London and say it in front of 2000 people. NM.

(electric tomato)
11/30/03 04:17 PM
Re: The Official TW Time Clock new [re: Tristan]  

In reply to:

Work, Marquis.

What is this bollocks, Marquis?

Yet another excuse for people to clock up unnecessary posts?

Is there no end to your cuntability?

You lazy twat.


11/30/03 11:11 PM
Give 'em Enough Rope new [re: shyster]  

Now see, when I posted this:

In reply to:

personally, I plan to post 'I'm here' every time I log in to TW and 'See you later' every time I log out.

I figured everyone would take it as a joke. The intent of the thread, in my mind, was to combine all the useless farewell threads (like your own, shyster) in one, easy-to-ignore place *and* (as an added bonus) lump in the 'Hey, remember me and my 15 posts from two years ago? Well I'm back!' threads. Don't blame me if TW's collective ego is really as big as I made it out to be.

In reply to:

Yet another excuse for people to clock up unnecessary posts?

Well, as we've learned from you, a good TWer never needs an excuse to be unnecessary.

In reply to:

Is there no end to your cuntability?

If there is an end, rest assured that a) I'll tell you about it in this thread rather than wasting space with an ego-trip farewell thread of my own and that b) I'll have the decency to stay dead for at least two weeks before I come crawling back like you have.


Come see The Mike and Tristan Show

(stardust savant)
09/03/04 07:51 PM
And it's goodnight from him... new [re: Marquis]  

Dear TW,

It is with some regret that I announce my indefinite departure from Teenage Wildlife. It's been a fun few years but the time has come for me to move along.

From the very beginning, I knew TW was the place to be: All cynicism and sarcasm. From debates about President Bush (point: I was right) through personal squabbles over nothing whatsoever, right through the Iraq war (point: I was right), TW has been a place where I can discuss things with people who have similar interests and humour, make jokes at the expense of idiots and generally have a good argument. Alas, all good things must come to an end. Between my research, tutoring, activism and substance abuse, I just don't have the time to read TW regularly. Rather than flit in and out of threads depending on when I have free time, I think it's best to just make a clean break.

I know it's been said before (and refuted by some) but this place isn't the same anymore. I'm not saying it's changed for the worse, but it's just not for me. As the old guard get more and more familiar with each other, the place loses it's bite to the point where the only people we really have a go at are the newbies. We've almost become a TW Bureaucracy, threatening to break the back of the board with unwritten rules and practices. Sure the old 'THBDB' trick is an old one and a good one, but when half the posts on TW seem to pertain to how others should modify their behaviour to suit the status quo, I think it's time to get the fuck outta Dodge.

Anyway, I wish you all the best with the site and "your own shit". Anyone who wants to keep in touch can just PM me, I'll pop back once in a while to check them. Who knows, maybe one day I'll return from exile, but untill then...

Goodbye you fucking pigs!


Parting is such sweet sorrow...

(stardust savant)
09/03/04 09:53 PM
Re: And it's goodnight from him... new [re: JonnyManic]  

JonnyManic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it aint so...geesh...i come and go, but I've never felt the need to announce a goodbye...where can we find your particular brand of indignant liberalism and up-startishness for those of us who have grown accustomed to your tarty tongue (and that's not to say you're a tart)? Don't leave us who have come to appreciate you in the total darkness.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna live forever.

09/04/04 08:19 AM
Re: And it's goodnight from him... new [re: JonnyManic]  

Before the third of the worthless star wars episoded is discussed? you are kidding!

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

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