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Strawman
(stardust savant)
02/25/04 05:44 PM
Re: Earthlings new [re: EJSunday]  

In reply to:

Don't worry Strawie, we'll stay here and watch Euro 2004, if there is still enough time left for this planet.


That'll do me, EJ.

110% better than the prospect of riding on ohramona's imaginary cosmic dildo.



Kirk Douglas

Monkeyboy
(stardust savant)
02/25/04 08:34 PM
Re: 10 ... new [re: RealThing]  

In reply to:

Hope you like it rough, I tend to be a bit violent when I'm drunk.


Just don't break skin and its all good.

Monkeyboy for America
Dedicated to making pay and play politics work for once.

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/25/04 08:49 PM
. . . 7 . . . new [re: Strawman]  



shitr

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
02/26/04 09:45 AM
Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready new [re: Tin]  

In reply to:

I think I know your kind


My kind? Please do enlighten me, if there really are decent chaps like myself out there, the world is a much worse place than I had realized. As far as i´m concerned, that old anonymous asshole broke the mold after the grave mistake of creating me. Please try to understand if i´ll start ranting about being an antichrist, it happens occasionally...

My love is only for me
My love needs nobody else
Did you know that my love is a liquid?



Tin
(cracked actor)
02/26/04 02:24 PM
"You Know What You Are" new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

My kind? Please do enlighten me, if there really are decent chaps like myself out there, the world is a much worse place than I had realized.


Well, this diagnosis comes without benefit of any formal testing, only observation. Trying to not blow your cover, I can just say that I perceive you as one who is full of contradictions. That gruff exterior is your shield. Inside may be quite a different story.

The manly model I've used for contemplating your persona is based on a real person. One who, on the outside, hates everyone and says so. In an unguarded moment, you will catch his true feelings and they do not reflect hate so much as healthy antagonism. However, anyone who does not know this man personally lives under the belief that he hates everything and everyone.

Rant on...

"You've gotta laugh when you can't cry no more." - DOT 3, "Palo Alto's finest voodoo funk band"

white rabbit
(acolyte)
02/27/04 12:14 PM
cuyahoga new [re: ohramona]  

If you haven’t all 13 slots filled yet, I’ll enter the competition for the position. I’m not completely out of my child bearing years altogether but would rather not reproduce if I can help it, although if the survival of the species depends on it, I could be persuaded. Especially if the high cost of day care is not a factor and most especially if EuropeanCanon is on board. I have a bachelor’s degree in elementary education with a media endorsement, though it’s presently collecting dust in a box somewhere, but the knowledge gained in those seven years of college may prove useful in helping to shape our young offspring’s minds and lives. In its heyday, my toddler storytimes always had waitlists and I have more nursery rhymes committed to memory than the average person. At the very least, I can write a mean Madeline Hunter style lesson plan in five minutes or less.

It seems that food preparation is accounted for but I could assist Tin with many of her many duties including livestock care taking. What she meant to say was “My skill with animals is one comparable only to white rabbit’s.” Somehow I have a feeling we’d work very well together.

You mentioned having supplies – “We … have managed to horde away enough supplies to sustain 13 people …” – but one thing that no one has addressed (and if they have and I missed it, then I do apologize) is who will be in charge of these supplies? Surely you will need someone to organize, account for, and ration them much like the task Sir Ernest Shackleton appointed to Thomas Orde-Lees aboard the Endurance on the heroic 1914 Antarctic expedition. And who better to do this duty than one who catalogs items for a living? I believe I am up for the challenge in this area.

In addition, I’m also generally personable, trustworthy, discreet, mostly non-confrontational and don’t eat much. I also have years of experience dealing with stark, monotonous scenery and endless, mind-numbing hours of solitary thumb-twirling having grown up in Nebraska. I can’t think of any better preparation for a journey of undetermined length and peril into the far reaches of space than that (except perhaps living in North Dakota).

If this is not enough to convince you, well, I guess I’ll be back on earth waiting for the end of the world while watching sports with EJ and Strawman, but only if they allow me to squeak in some televised figure skating every now and then.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.



I can't be late I got a date

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/27/04 05:37 PM
. . . 6 . . . new [re: white rabbit]  

Seven years to obtain a bachelor's degree, Bunny? Regardless, it's good to finally get a teacher on board. You offer copious skills, and we'll be glad to take you on. I've reread EuropeanCanon's application, and I'm not sure he has a lot to offer besides sex/jizz. I'm really not sure 'cause I don't know what all that elephant talk was about! He is certainly allowed to beef up his resume if he desires, and resubmit. But in the meantime, if you will commit to bearing two cosmo-babies, you've got the positions of Chief Educator, Supply Manager, and assistant to Tin. Hope to see you aboard!

This brings us to 11 positions filled (not counting the stowaway).


shitr

poorsoul
(acolyte)
02/28/04 03:03 AM
Naked new [re: ohramona]  

I will kill your babies.

÷±¥±÷

Kristin Machina
(stardust savant)
02/28/04 03:23 AM
Not like I'll get on but... new [re: ohramona]  

I have 2 and a half years medical experience--I know CPR and first aid. I have legal access to controlled substances.

I don't make a lot of noise. I certainly don't eat much.

I'm willing to work the 'night shift'.

I work with the mentally instable on a regular basis.

Finally, three words: Splitting Headache Two!

Don't understand me, just love me

diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/28/04 08:10 AM
Re: DiamondDunce74 new [re: Tristan]  

My dear Tristan,You must know im pulling your lil leggies lol.

I've liked you from day one,So there:-)


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