You'll be needing someone to negotiate with the cockroaches. And wouldn't you know I of course am fluent in Cockroach in most of its dialects.

Leave me out and you can give yourselves a sweet "told you so" from me when dirty ol' cockroaches crawl in and out of your eye sockets.

Let's see... well, obvioucly you're going to need more than one moderator to keep the hordes under control.

I'm still young, so I'm able to reproduce for quite many years (and more than willing to do so ).

I have an excellent memory, and I'm very interested in history, so I could be the historical memory banks of the attempt.

Generally, I try to be adaptable and approach things from several different angles, an ability I think would be useful in the circumstances the saved people would be facing.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

You NEED me because:

- My Master's in Astrophysics will prove invaluable to negotiate the stars and find a suitable new planet to live on.

- I can bring my guitar and we can all sing 'Five Years', then 'Five Months', 'Five Hours', gasp..wheeze, cough...

- I can bring my X-Box and we can play multi player Halo.

- I can get hard again soon after cumming

- I've stuck with TW so far, so unlucky to jump ship for the U.S.S. Bowiewonderworld.

Its about time I had a signature

I´m not giving up my front seat on armageddon!

I´d spit on your heaven
if I could find one to believe in

i am the asshole who will tell you all which topics have been discussed before. this keeps you from having the same boring discussions over and over again.
also i am a pessimist. i will keep you from doing useless shit which won't work anyway.
and reproduction... okay.. that might be my main disadvantage. but i could try to reproduce with StrangeDivine most of the time.
oh, and of course i am able to use photoshop, 3ds Max, Digital Fusion, After Effects, Reel DVD, Avid DV, Pinnacle Edition, Dreamweaver... well, a bunch of video/multimedia programs. just in case such things are needed (what would be better for a population of 13 people than a well made animation?).

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

U sed it.


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

Well on the assumption that Monkeyboy would be allowed,Im wondering how long it would take me to throw away his"Mainstream" DVD collection?.

Plus there could be a chance that i would throttle him,Then who give's out justice?.


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

I propose that ddogz be included so that the pedantic section will have someone to correct. I mean, what's the point in having grammar specialists if everyone already speaks a perfect English? And, err, that's why I'd be better than WW - there's absolutely no way to get perfect in Finch. Even ol' Tolkien had to give up trying to learn it. And fangirl-Finch is even more bizarre, of course.

Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

If you want to create a strong society, you will need someone to hate.

(C)Karma Cornelius Starman-Productions

I'm cute, smart, reproductively viable, well versed in all kinds of trivia, a good storyteller and writer, and a generally tolerant and pleasant person.

Actually, the only reason I would try to be selected is to make sure that some of the other people here don't get picked! (shudder)

Don't tell me! You're from outer space!
No, I'm from Iowa... I only work in outer space.