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(crash course raver)
02/20/04 08:19 PM
Re: Tin is in, like Flynn new [re: ohramona]  

OK, you absolutely totally need MUDLEY.

I can -

* cook fantastic food

* will have sex with just about anyone

* play guitar, piano & drums

* i will stage and musically direct complete and interpretive bowie cabaret performances for years to come and never use the same idea twice

* be a natural leader and people organiser

* bring my cd collection of nearly 2000 cd's

OK, so basically, admit it, you're completely fucked without MUDLEY!


(stardust savant)
02/20/04 08:55 PM
Re: Commencing countdown, engine's on ... new [re: ohramona]  

In reply to:

I don't recall you ever launching one of those belly laughs. If you've got indication that you are riotous, I suggest you post it here.

Well obviously!!! Almost all my comedic talent is shown IN PERSON. Facial expressions, a quick wit, and an archive of Eddie Izzard and Robin William quotes are just a few of my tools of humor. You've got to be with me in person, and I'll make your day so much more pleasant!

But if we MUST add a few more things:

~I'm fertile and have good genes
~I can surrealistically illustrate our new history book
~I can fill in ANY gap in conversation
~I like pie.

Vote Kerry! Clark dropped out.

02/20/04 11:19 PM
Cruise new [re: ohramona]  

In reply to:

The position of most Cunning Linguist is still a toss up between WW and SPF at this point. Oh, how to lean? What else can they offer?



02/20/04 11:39 PM
Repetition new [re: strangeDivine]  

In reply to:

I refuse to board if Sysiyo is not included.

I refuse to let Sysiyo board if I'm not included. Besides which, you'll need me to engage him in conversations about Mike Oldfield and which is the best version of Tubular Bells in order to spare the rest of the group.


02/21/04 00:08 AM
Re: Spaceship TW new [re: ohramona]  

OK, I am a composer, part-time. I work full-time, but can still write some of the most exciting music on the planet. Just go here and listen to Transcendence in the Age of War, which I completed last month and am transcribing for my first Concert Band piece! Music will be needed, to create a mood for those chosen, to sustain love making for hours. I would not charge anyone a commission fee, as most present day composers do. I will only require good food (thanks Tin) and a comfortable bed.

The Atonal Express left the tonal world behind...

(stardust savant)
02/21/04 03:16 AM
Golden boys and golden girls new [re: Starlite]  

In reply to:

an outlet, and so that the rest of you won't be deluged with random outbursts of literary theory and Foucault fangirl-ism (it can happen!).

Hey, you girls only like Foucault because he was gay.

In reply to:

I can entertain Eraserhead with my Jesus-love, so that he doesn't drive the rest of you crazy with his messiah complex. I can even pretend to be the Virgin Mary for him, if he's into that kinky shit.

How is that kinky? I like the idea of what you're offering, but I don't find it that kinky, as in sick or perverse.

I would also like to take this oppurtunity to state that I was the first TWer ever to publically declare my love for Rose and all the other...girls in The Golden Girls. I used to watch that show all the time a few years ago. I told WildWind (I think) back in 2001 how much more quality and sexiness there was in that show compared to new shit like Sex and the City. She didn't agree with me. Neither did you Starlite, so you better make up for that by pretending to be Virgin Mary for me NOW!

If this is the music of the future...let me die now.

White Prism
(electric tomato)
02/21/04 07:33 AM
our commander still, space dog new [re: eraserhead]  

My qualities are too abundant to list individually, so here are the main points. (I’ll assume turning stones into loaves of bread is taken for granted.)

- I'm a trained astronaut. Yeah, I haven't mentioned this before, largely because I've always thought of this as something of a false career move, but it's true that I undertook an expansive training course in the mid-90s for such an actuality. If verification is required, I can produce my astronaut diploma, issued by Daniel Goldin himself, former Head of NASA! If you're going to be lumbered up in a spaceship during the holocaust, you'll need someone to fly the damn thing.

- I entertain children at kiddies parties. Please bear in mind that the neutralizing of a nuclear holocaust make take up to 50 years to complete, which makes the spaceship journey long and tedious. As well as seasoned favourites such as Musical Chairs, I know over 50 different card games. I’m more than willing to volunteer blowing up condoms for party balloons.

- I know my vacuum cleaner intimately. Put simply, few can boast my level of experience of having sex in zero gravity.

- As certain TWers can corroborate, my knowledge of geography is quite staggering, allowing for the smoothest possible reintroduction with planet Earth. As well as being able to name a handful of major continents, I’m also able to differentiate between sea and land; a useful trait, I’m sure you’ll agree, when it comes to choosing a suitable settlement.

- The long-term planning of safe housing and transport is essential for humankind's survival. Financing and the distribution of teamwork will require expert planning. However, having completed SimCity on no fewer than five occasions, I have proven that I'm perfectly capable of administrating this.

- If you want loyalty and dependability on your side, look no further. As long as I'm in agreement with you, I will backstab anyone and everyone to propel myself to the top!

I knew you’d be convinced. Now, far be it for me to judge other people and influence the final decision, but of all entries so far I think eraserhead’s is by far the worst. Not only does he take a contemptible liberty of listing the best attributes of Iggy Pop and ascribing them to himself, but in over a month’s absence from the boards we learn that he hasn’t been immersing himself in education or a true spiritual awakening, but compiling items for an Iggy Pop Wardrobe! Much as it pains me to displace eraserhead, it’s my duty to raise the question: ‘Is this really the kind of person you would welcome onto your planet?’ You know if you come on the spaceship, eraserhead, there’ll be no room for Mimi!

Fifteen jugglers, Fifteen jugglers
Five believers, Five believers
All dressed like men

02/21/04 07:45 AM
Re: our commander still, space dog [re: White Prism]  

White Prism wins, mainly because he bears a strong resemblance to a character in a short story I wrote a while back (mainly the trained as an astronaut, works as a birthday clown part)... That's uncanncy, so he gets points.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

(stardust savant)
02/21/04 08:59 AM
raising turtles, the grapefruit is winning [re: White Prism]  

In reply to:

in over a month’s absence from the boards we learn that he hasn’t been immersing himself in education or a true spiritual awakening, but compiling items for an Iggy Pop Wardrobe!

Yeah, well, my teacher likes it when I showcase my Iggy Pop wardrobe. At this point I'm the proud owner of:

* 2 Stooges t-shirts
* 2 Stooges sweatshirts
* 1 Iggy Pop New Values t-shirt
* 1 Iggy Pop Lust For Life t-shirt
* 1 Iggy Pop Skull Ring t-shirt

I don't wear them to look good, I wear them for the same reason people wear, I don't know, John Kerry t-shirts? I'm promoting.

But it's not like I haven't been immersing myself in spiritual awakening. I don't want you to believe that. Since we last spoke, I've contemplated 4 books on the Near-Death Experience, 1 Jesus biography and 1 Buddha biography, not to mention having watched 30+ episodes of John Edward's Crossing Over "talkshow", where he, as a spirit medium, connects people with their dead relatives.

I kind of realized though that, no matter what I do, I will never be as enlightened as Mimi. That's the impression I get of her. That she is enlightened. Or she's just a very good actress. But she has this enlightened look. Everybody in her family has this look, like they are Buddha or Krishna or something. Like her uncle Xylex, he has this really enlightened look on his face.

In reply to:

but it's true that I undertook an expansive training course in the mid-90s for such an actuality.

So were you one of those kid astronauts, White Prism? Is there such a thing? I mean, there are dog astronauts, mice astronauts, adult human astronauts, why wouldn't there be kid astronauts? Frank Black has this song called "Billy Radcliffe" that goes: "[Billy Radcliffe] was the first boy born in space" and, I mean, why would Frank lie? Unless he's saying Earth is in Space, which it indeed is.

If this is the music of the future...let me die now.

(wild eyed peoploid)
02/21/04 09:14 AM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: ohramona]  

In reply to:

guiltypuppy: I suck a mean cock and will teach the others.

i only suck friendly cocks, but i can be useful too!

i'm also incapable of breeding, so you wouldn't have to worry about any more of me cropping up!

In reply to:

(what would be better for a population of 13 people than a well made animation?).

as an animation major, i could come in handy as well.

i also have most of the works of william burroughs, jean genet, aldous huxley, sartre, and ray bradbury committed to memory. i'm sure all of that could come in useful.

i would also keep everyone annoyed/entertained with my limitless '74 bowie knowledge.

i also have a huge collection of books about astronomy, black holes, and space/time travel, which could be useful in finding a suitable planet and getting there. =0)

did i metion that i have snoopy tattooed on my ankle? you can't do this without me. i promise...

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