It's impossible to imagine a world minus a strong English bloodline, and with having planted the seed for five legit children & at least three bastards, that surely qualifies me for a place on the shortlist.

Besides being a first-class chef, also skilled in special dietry needs so's Rob's eating habits can be monitered, that's assuming he makes the final thirteen; I've also covered fence- erecting (including chain-link, which is incredibly difficult), carpentry (You should see me on a lathe > fruit-bowl extraordinaire) and paint-spraying aircraft, mainly DC10's.

To cap it all i'm multi-phrenic , so never a dull day.

Awwww!,Can we sit next to each other on the space ship?.


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

I can make people laugh... not on this board though.
And I just treaten you all twelve with my gun to take me with you.

Andy I'm late, Andy please help me. I never get the silverscreen. I'm not exactly your galleryteen

Alas, my research into postmodernism and international relations is unlikely to serve me or anyone else on this journey. My outspoken opinions on everything will become redundant and, no doubt, grating when the food's running out. In short, I'd be the Dr Zachary Smith of the craft.

On the other hand, I'm brilliant.

Silence Is The Voice Of Complicity

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Sell yourself. What makes you invaluable?

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I have the biggest Iggy Pop collection.

I even have an Iggy Pop wardrobe that could provide you all with clothes, so that you don't have to repopulate the planet naked.



If this is the music of the future...let me die now.

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So far I think only Strawman has fully and convincingly qualified.

But as it is the cockroaches that survive the final bang you will have to have Shyster in your team. Sorry.

For myself I can only argue with my incredibly good looks.

And I want to believe
In the madness that calls 'now'

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Well on the assumption that Monkeyboy would be allowed,Im wondering how long it would take me to throw away his"Mainstream" DVD collection?.

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You know, dropping an argument before its settled means that you really shouldn't make references to it unless you want to pick it up again.


Monkeyboy for America
Dedicated to making pay and play politics work for once.

I talk about my precious qualities in my profile. Other than that I'm pretty much useless.

Psycho maniac interblend, shoot it up. Shoot it up now.

I suppose it might be useful to mention that I can make decent booze from scratch if I have the right materials.

Do NOT make me LAUGH!

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I can get hard again soon after cumming

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Oh yeah? Well can you cum a second time without loosing the initial erection? Absolutely no refractory period? Sometimes I get really bored...

Other than that, I'm going to take this spiel in a bit on an unconventional direction. I'm a neurotic idler with social anxiety problems and frequent bouts of depression. How can that be an asset? Well, if ever someone is needed for a dangerous or suicidal mission, like crawling into a tunnel to retrieve essential provisions that have fallen into it during a time of famine, you could select me during one of my depressions. Just say something like "go get the food Gregory, you have no will to live anyway." And then I'll say "okay." The anxiety might be a hinderance, though, as long as there is a supply of alcohol and sufficient angst, I think I'd be capable.

Also, the plots (and many of the jokes) of every Golden Girls episode ever made are stored permantly in my brain. Of course, that means that everyone will have to refrain from making Bea Arthur jokes in my presence. Though you can make Michael Jackson jokes, even though I've been known to masquerade as him. Just do a search for the word "halloween" in Coffee Shop and visual confirmation of this claim can be located.



The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.