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SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
02/20/04 02:26 PM
Re: Talentless, but new [re: strangeDivine]  

If I'm accepted to join the mission, I must demand strangeDivine be taken too. Golden Girls was the best TV series ever (after al lthe other best TV series ever).

Besides, like RabbitFighter said, 'such a hot young boy goes well even without sake'.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/20/04 03:08 PM
Re: The important things, y'know new [re: krettis]  

You are very welcome on board,With or with out your gun:-)

Its always a pleasure to hear from you.


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/20/04 03:12 PM
Re: blast off new [re: JonnyManic]  

Nonesense,I would welcome you on board with open mouth.

You bobble headed booby:-)


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/20/04 03:19 PM
Re: Talentless, but new [re: strangeDivine]  

Im viewing the Golden Girls again on UK Living,One of the Murdock sky channels.

Its long been a favourite of mine,The combination of those four women is very,very funny.

It puts tripe like Will and Grace in its place.


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Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
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London Bye Ta-Ta...

strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
02/20/04 04:36 PM
Talentless, but not Sysiyoless new [re: Sysiyo]  

In reply to:

If I'm accepted to join the mission, I must demand strangeDivine be taken too. Golden Girls was the best TV series ever (after al lthe other best TV series ever).


Now that is sweet! I refuse to board if Sysiyo is not included. And I don't remember that RabbitFighter quote, but I'll take your word for it!

The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.

SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
02/20/04 04:46 PM
Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless new [re: strangeDivine]  

The quote took place in the TW ghetto chat, originally.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
02/20/04 05:05 PM
Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless new [re: Sysiyo]  

Oh, all the things I miss! And I just edited my post. I changed the word 'not' to 'now,' otherwise the sentence didn't make any sense. Much like everything else I say.

The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.

SysiyoModerator
(thunder ocean)
02/20/04 05:07 PM
Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless new [re: strangeDivine]  

I realised you must have meant 'now'.

Actually, there's very little going on the ghetto chat, I've been in about two conversations thus far this year.

KArt | Project Michelangelo | LiveJournal

Starlite
(cracked actor)
02/20/04 05:31 PM
Re: Spaceship TW new [re: ohramona]  

You know, originally, I thought I had nothing to contribute, and that there'd be no reason to let me on.

But, seeing the applicants, I think I've come up with an angle.

I can help a vast quantity of you feel better about yourselves, and serve as an ego-stroker/therapist/groupie! I have experience, I swear. I can provide references.

I can converse about VG and Oscar Wilde and Neil Gaiman and Derrida with SPF, so that all her book learnin' will find an outlet, and so that the rest of you won't be deluged with random outbursts of literary theory and Foucault fangirl-ism (it can happen!).

In reply to:

JonnyManic: On the other hand, I'm brilliant.


I shall follow Jonny around and obligingly agree with him on how brilliant he is, even though we might never agree on Nicole Kidman's acting ability. But I'm willing to be his slut!

I can entertain Eraserhead with my Jesus-love, so that he doesn't drive the rest of you crazy with his messiah complex. I can even pretend to be the Virgin Mary for him, if he's into that kinky shit.

I can make sure that Greg doesn't slip from that entertaining and useful pretty-pouty-philosophical-angst into a dull log who's curled up all alone in a corner. And I can counsel him on various mental, social, and sexual health matters.

I can do the same for RabbitFighter, and make sure he doesn't turn homicidal on yo' asses. I'm willing to take on everybody's problems!

In short, I have nothing to offer by myself, but I have services to offer to others among you, to make sure you can be your very best. And I don't eat much. I'm not too much into the sex thing, but I have no gender preferences if it comes down to that, so no-one has to be lonely. And I love kids and would like to take them off your hands for you, if you're a breeder but not a keeper.

One thing though, I'd like to put a vote for JarethsGirl to be on the spaceship. 'Cause if I'm accepted, I'm gonna need her to entertain me once in a while!

I need a new signature.

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/20/04 07:37 PM
Tin is in, like Flynn new [re: Tin]  




Now this is one well-padded resume! Tin can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. I can't believe we got this far before somebody mentioned food. Tin, with your profuse and useful skills in plant and animal farming, you are invaluable! You've also got a couple of other strengths under your belt, but I'd like to see them channeled in another direction. Do you think you could take your background in dealing with hairdressers and become the ship barber? We are all going to need low maintenace styles. And one other thing, since you are disinclined to reproduce (and at our advanced age, Tin, it's probably wise--although, fortunately, if it comes to that we've got Monkeyboy around to organize our little mongoloids into an ace Special Olympics bowling team), do you think you could learn to lactate? I think we are going to need a wet-nurse due to the slow trickle of willing and capable breeder applications I'm getting. JarethsGirl is going to have to be in a constant state of pregnancy at this rate, and we ought to take it easy on her.



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