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ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/19/04 10:12 PM
Spaceship TW  

Planet Earth is about to blow. Okay, planet Earth blows already, what it's about to do is ....blow up. Everybody on the planet is going to die, except for, miraculously, 13 TWers. We here at TW have managed to horde away enough supplies to sustain 13 people until the nuclear clouds clear away. Supposing that you want to stay alive, (and I know that many of you are only living for death, so you can skip this game) what qualities have you got to give us, so that you will be one of the 13 chosen who will be responsible for repopulating the planet? C'mon. Sell yourself. What makes you invaluable?



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SugarPlumFairy
(acolyte)
02/19/04 10:20 PM
Oh the horror [re: ohramona]  

I refuse to repopulate.

Besides, can you imagine what kind of world order I would come up with?

Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

elvenlass
(stardust savant)
02/19/04 10:23 PM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: ohramona]  

I'll make everyone laugh. My funny genes will help populate the planet with funny people, thus making the people of the future more calm, more easy going, and more entertaining!!!

Vote Kerry! Clark dropped out.

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/19/04 10:24 PM
For the good of all [re: SugarPlumFairy]  

Not everybody needs to be a *breeder*, SPF. You know, if you want to make an argument to stay alive, perhaps you could aspire to be a scullery maid, or a sanitation engineer, or a Finch instructor.



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SugarPlumFairy
(acolyte)
02/19/04 10:30 PM
Re: For the good of all [re: ohramona]  

Ah yes. Wouldn't it be cool if the whole future world spoke a demented fangirl-assimilated version of Finch?

Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

JarethsGirl
(crash course raver)
02/19/04 10:57 PM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: ohramona]  

JarethsGirl's qualities:

Reproductive capabilities - I'm willing to attempt reproduction at a near constant rate until I am impregnated. And a side note: STD Free Since '93.

Entertainment value - They don't call me "Anything For A Life Kaitlin" for no reason. If earth blows up, no more TV, movies, books, theatre, etc. That's where I come in. I have the memory skills to recreate dozens of movies. I have also comitted several episodes of Friends to memory. Not only this, but I am apt to create original productions, such as musicals about cheese and ninjas and Corey Haim. I can also write, draw, sing, act; to be frank, I could hold up the Fine Arts department of the new generation. And I know lots of dirty jokes.

I am a good mediator. When people start freaking out, I'll be there to calm them down with my soothing voice and ample bosom to rest upon. I'm like a human pillow.

I'm a team player. When shit needs done, give me my task and I'll do it. At the same time, when I need to be a leader, I am also well equipt to do so.

Granted, I am still young. I have a lot to learn. But this also means I have plenty of time to make lotsa babies. Little future Student Council Presidents and leads of the school musical ( once we get a school up and running) and dorks. And every society needs a dork, right?

In addition, if things get really bad, I'd feed many people..
Hey, I'd just be glad for making it that long. But at least be civil folks, don't eat me alive. Club me first.



Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/19/04 10:59 PM
Commencing countdown, engine's on ... [re: elvenlass]  

Okay, elvenlass, how am I going to put this to one of the sweetest TWers that ever posted? A sense of humor is indeed important. There is even research indicating that a belly laugh is beneficial to one's overall health. But, honey, sweet as you are, I don't recall you ever launching one of those belly laughs. If you've got indication that you are riotous, I suggest you post it here. Either that, or dare I say you learn to *multi-task*, and sell a few more of your charms. A mild sense of humor, compounded with another, more critical sort of skill, and well, you'd be on the *maybe* list.



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dukewhite
(stealing for that one good rush)
02/19/04 11:02 PM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I have also comitted several episodes of Friends to memory.



That might not have been the wisest thing to divulge if you want to live past the apocalypse.

This is Dukewhite's Signature Side 2, hence it contains no words

WildWind
(acolyte)
02/19/04 11:33 PM
The important things, y'know [re: ohramona]  

With me around, you can be assured that the English language will not degenerate into poor usage and meaningless grunting despite the unfortunate apocalypse we've endured.

Plus, I'll disappear for months at a time every now and then so you don't have to worry about me getting on anyone's nerves.

WW

The average American walks less than 400 yards a day. The average American needs to get off his lazy ass and go for a walk -Mark Stevens

ohramonaModerator
(stardust savant)
02/19/04 11:46 PM
... sitting in a tin can ... [re: WildWind]  

hmm ... pedantics ... fangirl Finch ... pedantics ... fangirl Finch ... *thinking ... thinking ... thinking* ...

These things need not coexist. One of you is expendable.



shitr


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