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Tristan
(acolyte)
02/22/04 11:37 AM
Re: Spaceship TW new [re: ohramona]  

1. As the oldest TWer I bring expierence.

2. I'm damn good at budgeting money.

3. I have the largest and most diverse music collection of anyone here with the exception of classical. That's atonal's department.

4. Being as horny as 10 men put together, I could satisfy the needs of all the women.

5. I enjoy giving pleasure as much as receiving.

6. I like kids.

7. I cook and wash the dishes.

8. I'm the only TWer (I believe) to actually see 'Hunger City' in the flesh.

9. If you don't chose me, screw you, I have my own space ship(s).





If you don't have anything nice to say, go to London and say it in front of 2000 people. NM.

SugarPlumFairy
(leasing the moon)
02/22/04 11:38 AM
Re: You've really made the grade! new [re: ohramona]  

Well, it's pretty clear I'm not going to make the crew, as my sole abilities are incomprehensible fangirliness and making animated pictures where Jacques Derrida transforms into a fluffy bunny.
But I would refuse to board without Sys and Greg anyway, so I guess I'll be joining the Completely Useless But Ultimately Much More Fun Ghetto Spaceship Crew.

And if there's one thing I've learned from science fiction, it's that something always goes disastrously wrong with rehabilitation schemes over the centuries spent in space, so there's no point in being useful. We might as well go down in the best, most entertaining company we know.

Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

RealThing
(electric tomato)
02/22/04 12:43 PM
Re: You've really made the grade! new [re: ohramona]  

Well, add to my resume that I'm a 19 year old healthy female, just fine for breeding!

Inconsiderate and uncultured, that's an educated edge!



diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/22/04 02:12 PM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: Tristan]  

Dear Tristan,You forgot to mention your modesty.

And the Space Ships are real Cool.


________________________
Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
________________________
London Bye Ta-Ta...

Earthling7
(electric tomato)
02/22/04 02:15 PM
Re: You've really made the grade! new [re: ohramona]  

It is obvious I should be the 13th passenger for reasons already stated. People need a spiritual leader.

Halelujah@jesusislord.hev

BowieLive is a Christian channel in a closet

Myriada
(electric tomato)
02/22/04 02:40 PM
Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some new [re: ohramona]  

In reply to:

But you're a bit past prime breeding age. Aren't you in your mid 30's?


Well, I just turned 33, but ever since I've been a teenager, I've always looked a number of years younger than I really am. It was a drag then, but pretty cool now. And of course, I don't act my age. What fun is that? I don't have any kids yet, so I hope I'm not past my prime. My mom had me when she was 38 -- and though I was her last, she could have had several more children if she had really wanted to.

Hmmm... most of my skills are in the modern world or artistic endeavors which probably wouldn't be very practical in the environment you're talking about. However, I am good with plants. I've never had a house plant die, although I've had to nurse a few back to health. I've been involved with farming and gardening quite actively since I was very little. We grew all sorts of things -- onions, potatoes, corn, lettuce, carrots, green beans, peas, turnips, pumpkins, asparagus, cabbage, tomatoes, peanuts, sunflowers, etc. I've also tended all kinds of fruit trees and berry bushes. Of course, we would need to have generators/batteries running fluorescent lighting, plus a lot of spare bulbs. Also, while I was never in scouting myself, my three brothers were all Eagle scouts and much of what they knew I picked up second-hand. I actually really enjoy a survivalist environment. I used to consider my family's yearly two-week camping trips to be better than Christmas! So am I in?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



Strawman
(stardust savant)
02/22/04 02:50 PM
My last card... new [re: ohramona]  

I cannot believe, Tin, takes the chief stewards position over a Dorchester Hotel trained & qualified chef. Nonetheless, you're ships' captain, Ohramona, & I trust your decision.

This is my final chuck of the dice, so to speak :-

Go here

Email - msusan489@aol.com

Password - heggatt

This 'new' civilisation has to have a Bowie impersonator. Doesn't it?






diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/22/04 03:37 PM
Re: My last card... [re: Strawman]  

I do wish you would stop going on and on about how you can open a tin of soup.


________________________
Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
________________________
London Bye Ta-Ta...

diamondogz74
(cracked actor)
02/22/04 03:41 PM
Re: Spaceship TW [re: Tristan]  

Just how old are you dear Tristan?.

You hide your profile,So my guess is that you are about your mid fifties?.


________________________
Humming Rheingold
We scavenge up our clothes.
________________________
London Bye Ta-Ta...

Grey_Nihilist
(kook)
02/22/04 04:07 PM
Re: You've really made the grade! [re: ohramona]  

Here we go...

1. I'm an alter-ego, therefore you get two people for the price of one!
2. I go good with ketchup.
3. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rock music. You gotta have someone teaching the kids about rock music.
4. I'm young and disease-free.
5. I know tons of They Might Be Giants songs.
6. I'm really good at making mixes for long car rides.
7. I love you.
8. I'm really good at putting on puppet shows.
9. If someone dies, I can do a really dramatic "NOOOOOO!"
10. I like to move it, move it.
11. My alter-ego is a sweet, caring, sensitive guy who is a skilled keyboardist, writer, and goofy comic-maker. He also goes good with ketchup.
12. My version of "I've Been Working On The Railroad" kicks ass.


I'm a DUMBASS!


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