I'm as straight as a pancake.

Who cares if people are gay anyway.

PREDICT THE ALPHABETICAL SONG WINNERHERE

No.

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Yeah, and where were you planning on finding one of those?

A science fiction novel?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Fuck I was cool

I'm a people person... who drinks

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Fuck I was cool

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When was this?

Well, I'm not.


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anyway:

proof it.

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

Muahaha. Yes, every straight person on TW must hereafter provide solid proof of their straightness.

And then everyone should turn gay so I may lovingly molest one and all.

Access // Amnesia // Interface

ooh, ooh! pick me first! pick me! *drool, sugar molestation....*

um, yeah, id say im pretty much straight, though i do think a few fems are quite tastey, and given the chance i would fool around with them. but over all, i just like penis much much more. and if forced to imagine going down on a girl, i am repulsed, so, i think that pretty much solidifies my straightness.

but i dont mind making out with a few of them fem foxes ;) starbuck (sugar, when can i expect you to come molest me?)

“Un bacio proibito brucia piu del fuoco.”

a) sugar is MY wife. so i have the right to be molested FIRST.
b) once again i had to reply to my favourite thread since some new gay thread appeared and this thread already has the essence of TWs knowledge and ideas about homosexuality.
c) i am too dumb to contribute to any other thread these days.

"Have you tried... not being a mutant?"

I'm sexually half gay, but my character is 100% gay.

If everyone read slash everyday, there'd be no wars.