hear iss me. sory i look so crap. i jess rolled out the bed and wardrobe and make-ups heffn't showed up yet. plus i think i got sum spunk in my hair. but there is silly diddy always wif camara! ha ha yu jess got tu luff diddy!



Buy my make up.

Why thank you Claude, flattery will get you everywhere

I looked just like Iman when I got up this morning, but then hair and makeup came in and....... then I actually woke up!

Get Bowie Back Downunder!
GBBD 2005 !!!!

I'm the sexy Turkish dancer in dogz's picture.

A fart is a fart is a fart...

Me trying to take a pic with my new webcam. LIGHTS ARE SO DIM. I hate this room...

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

Eh, me killing myself.


Buy something, dammit!

Low quality naked me. I need to find friends with better cameras.

Greater love hath no Bizarro!!

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Me being undressed by a sexy Turkish dancer

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So that explains your sudden adoption of a sex-drive.

But what's with that grinning face on the far left?

Ignorance Is Smart

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But what's with that grinning face on the far left?

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I hadn't noticed that at first glance, that is the scariest thing Ive ever seen!! (Excluding Antz hair, he he )


Its about time I had a signature

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"Hating Bowie in 1997 means hating everything overblown, theatrical, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual and jarringly progressive in the past 25 years of pop. In other words, everything great about pop. It also means hating yourself."

Man, if I weren't so stubborn about changing avatars (and my current one is awesome) I'd have good use for that creepy grinning face. Or DD Zeezer's face, for that matter.

Someone else! Take this idea and run!

Greater love hath no Bizarro!!