I'm not that fast. I always read them poetry first. Sometimes Baudelaire, sometimes my own poems. Then I catch them off guard

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

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Then I catch them off guard

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So you're essentially telling us you're a date rapist.

Well that's charming

"What terrifies us about death is not the loss of the future but the loss of the past"

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This is me last summer.

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Nice photo Mathieu

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The photograph is perfect except for that ugly building in the background.

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I've never been that keen on Brighton Pavilion either

BTW Im ready with the stinging nettles when ever you are.






London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I've never been that keen on Brighton Pavilion either

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That's Tower Bridge.

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BTW I'm ready with the stinging nettles when ever you are.

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Hush ! That's between us. Alan has been watching me.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

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That's Tower Bridge.

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Well I was in the right country

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Hush ! That's between us. Alan has been watching me.

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Mums the word




London Bye Ta-Ta...

My recent pic!

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Not Elton again ! Stop it Claude.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

I spoke too fast, it was the picture of a human being this time.

God, that guy is hot. Makes me want to take up the flute again. It's so hard being omnisexual these days.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

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It's so hard being omnisexual these days.

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Really??? Not for me!!!



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Everytime I see a naked thing, I get hard. A naked girl. A naked boy. A naked goldfish. Even the naked truth. God help me.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.