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That's what I call a clue.

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I was complimentary to you the other day when you called Shelle's big wet bluff, but now I gotta say: That's the fucking lamest excuse for a clue I ever laid eyes on! That's no clue, you boob!

Having arguments with your own alters can be amusing reading for the audience, but I've always felt my alter ego needs to prove hirself by walking among you folks, as it were. I think it's bad form to prop my own alter by lending hir the legitimacy that accompanies discourse with me - p2c.

I hate to give out my sleuthing tips, but here is one example of a useful clue when trying to divine an alter's author. Some people persistently misspell certain words in a unique way. If those people make alter egos, it stands to reason that those characters are likely to make the same spelling errors.

I've noted that Shelle persistently and uniquely misspells one particular word in the same way that another longtime TWer misspells it. This isn't hard and fast evidence, but commonality of spelling and grammar errors can point you in the right direction.

I rarely misspell words, fyi. And when I do, WildWind usually makes a reply pointing out the misspellings for my education and humiliation.

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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

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Having arguments with your own alters can be amusing reading for the audience, but I've always felt my alter ego needs to prove hirself by walking among you folks, as it were. I think it's bad form to prop my own alter by lending hir the legitimacy that accompanies discourse with me - p2c.

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Yes, that's when I abandoned my "p2c is shelle" theory weeks ago.

-I like Smashing Pumpkins.
-Are you kidding, I love doing that! (Steve Martin)

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That's no clue, you boob!

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I didn't say it was a proof, only a clue. It's just odd that Shelle and you were away (or seemed to) for 10 days at the same time.

I haven't been here long enough to know everyone's misspellings, but I'll keep looking.

The true Dadaists are against Dada.

You really don't have a life do you?

As pathetic as it is to have made as many posts as you have, it's even worse to think that you also went to the trouble of creating alter egos. People who go to the effort of setting up alter egos really need to take a long hard look at what they are doing with their lives. How many posts has Strawman made in total counting all his alters: half a million?

And when you get down to the level that you start thinking everyoneis an alter ego and "sleuthing", then it really is no suprise you have so little to show for your 37 years except a belly and an old face

"Brand new town but same old you"

I must apologize for Shelle. I believe s/he is the alter ego of one of my alter egos. This has really gotten out of hand.



a girl needs a gun these days hey on account of all the rattlesnakes

I was afraid this would happen one day, it is only a matter of time now

I haven't got a signature at the moment.

I'm back. I can tell I've been missed.

Peeps I'd hit on: Remade/Remodeled,dice,Dara,Forgotten_Boy,guiltpup,schizo,SoulLoveChild,zigbot,
Dartagnan,Elsie,NomDeP,b_mardle,ghostlove
Peeps I'd take a hit out on: Marquis,CloverThePoet,TooDizzy,LadyGravedigger

No you haven't. Slut.

I'm clockin' out for a week. I'll be leaving bright and early tomorrow for my vacay in Hilton Head! Woohoo!

...All woohoos aside, if you hear anything about Big Arlene (the tropical storm, of course) paying a visit to South Carolina and I'm not online for a couple weeks......

I'm probably dead.




But, if all goes well, my portly vermillion hide shall be returning to "Ol' Swivels" (my computer chair) on June 18th. Take her easy!

"What? How can you say no to sir Aki's magnificent dicksuit-extravaganza? I've made this suit myself! Let me perform or i'll recite obsceneties in Latin, which you won't understand!" (Translation provided by Wabbit)

I'm clocking on, albeit for only one evening, just out of curiosity of how this site has plummeted during my absence. (It's true! I totally haven't visited this place since I last posted! )

Needless to say, I expect to do little else other than pontificate and remind y'all what illiterate tossers you are.

Starting with NomDePlume.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
I’d like to smash every tooth in your head