I have a celebrity crush on Ellen Degeneras.




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..i dont. Yuck!

Vanessa

You do know that Ellen is "out of the closet," right?

My new celebrity crush at the moment (since Sandra Bullock just got married, and since Angelina Jolie is apparently "off the market") would have to be Terri Hatcher since she is now divorced.

You know, she is the one on "Desperate Housewives." She was also on "Lois and Clark" and had a recurring role on "Seinfeld"...you know, she's the "yes, they're real, and they're spectacular!" babe.

Ooh, yes...they are quite spectacular indeed! ;)

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday born I was..."

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I've always had a BIG celebrity crush on...

Amanda Lear.



She is one HOT honey

Amandar Lear


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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That picture is kind of creepy. It looks as though you've targeted her for fertilization.
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Nah, she's not quite my type, she is pretty hot but she also looks like the type of girl who will bitch at me for being myself. With Ellen I see a long lasting relationship built on fun and games. We will laugh eachother dead as the Germans would say.

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Dude! Ellen doesn't "swing your way"...she is openly gay and dating Portia DeRossi.

What do you think you can do? Make her straight?

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday born I was..."

Dude! I have a vagina.

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Alright, first off, the best Desperate Housewife is Bree. Noone can even compare to her. She is the best. The best.

Right now I am completely in love with Jonathan Rhys Davies, thanks to Velvet Goldmine.

Oh, and Little Nell (Columbia) from Rocky Horror.

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Sorry! I thought Beltene was a dude!

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday born I was..."

You are getting her mixed up with Dara.

Dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too.

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Right now I am completely in love with Jonathan Rhys Davies, thanks to Velvet Goldmine

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gross! jonathon rhys davies is the man who played gimli in the lord of the rings trilogy. jonathon rhys meyers is the man from velvet goldmine.

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jonathon rhys davies is the man who played gimli in the lord of the rings trilogy

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Not to mention playing Sallah in Indiana Jones. What a guy! I mean, he's no J.T. Walsh (or even M. Emmitt Walsh), but he's up there.

I wouldn't say it's a crush, but I've decided that no one has ever personified the word 'adorable' quite like Giulietta Masina. Don't you just want to pinch her cheeks?

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Who put these bodies between us?
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jonathon rhys davies is the man who played gimli in the lord of the rings trilogy

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Yeah, I found that out the hard way when I found a bunch of naked dwarves of Google. [angry]

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The girl in my avatar could rock my world anytime.

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I have a celebrity crush on Ellen Degeneras.

So do I.

Pity I'm not sexually equally equipped as you are Beltene, so I guess I will not be able to get her attention. 8^)

But then even if I was female I guess my chances for an affair with Ellen would be pretty low - and I guess my wife wouldn't approve a long-term relation anyway 8^(

But then it was nice watching her in "If These Walls Could Talk 2" - I guess you have seen it, didn't you, Beltene?

More confessions:
I have a crush for Kim Wilde, and in fact also for Nena (not only since they both made a record together), and for Desiree Nosbusch (so I guess this was the last time EJ took me serious...may be I should better not show up in London... 8^)


/Carsten

Wow. Your post was truly riveting stuff.

Doing nose candy off the Bowie coke mirror

Wow. Your post was truly riveting stuff.

The information contained in Vanessa's post was in fact higher than in your post. Which is quite obvious, meaning so far the information content of this post is Zero - if not...

This morning one of my nice neighbours again tried to let his
dog shit onto the little spot of grass in front of our house. Just in cause you wanted to know....

/Carsten

I've always had a BIG celebrity crush on...

Amanda Lear.

The 70s were great, weren't they?

/Carsten

Yeah. Her saying "yuck" about a comedian was truly informative. I find it curious you specifically fault me for my post insulting Vanessa_whateverthefuck, when her post was, as well, insulting someone.

Doing nose candy off the Bowie coke mirror

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The 70s were great, weren't they?

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Sure were and when Mr Bowie ruled the world.

My original photo was taken away(?) so Im posting another for you Carsten


Amanda Lear

Plus one of her paintings for you.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I find it curious you specifically fault me for my post insulting Vanessa_whateverthefuck, when her post was, as well, insulting someone.

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If you brought anything else to the party other than the occasional mundane insult at easy targets, we might be more willing to forgive you your copycat tactics. But it seems it's all you got.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

I find it curious you specifically fault me for my post insulting Vanessa_whateverthefuck, when her post was, as well, insulting someone.


Well, maybe I'm too naive in this regard, but I saw Vanessa's post as expressing her feelings towards Ellen. In that I think she was quite to the point. Don't think she wanted to insult anyone - neither Ellen nor Beltene. But then Vanessa will know better...

/Carsten

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If you brought anything else to the party other than the occasional mundane insult at easy targets, we might be more willing to forgive you your copycat tactics. But it seems it's all you got.

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I doubt you're real. But I have, actually, engaged in some discussion. I just didn't think my pointing out my undying love for Adam Yauch was that interesting.

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Well, maybe I'm too naive in this regard, but I saw Vanessa's post as expressing her feelings towards Ellen. In that I think she was quite to the point. Don't think she wanted to insult anyone - neither Ellen nor Beltene. But then Vanessa will know better...

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Yeah. "yuck" made Ellen feel real good.

Doing nose candy off the Bowie coke mirror

Have you ever said anything interesting or relevant, you blob of festering cum?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

Do you even try to make sense?

Doing nose candy off the Bowie coke mirror

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But I have, actually, engaged in some discussion.

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How odd that nobody here but you can remember it.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Wow! I leave for a couple days and find myself involved in a topic of disscussion and I didn't even see it coming.

Oh and Humbert: Get a grip. OBVIOUSLY I wasn't trying to insult anyone with a crush on ellen, -I used to watch her show even, I dont find her attractive, thats all. As for ME hurting HER feelings-shes with that blonde portia (I cant remember her name sheesh) ..who is pretty in my opinion. Like shes gonna give a fuck what I think of her...
I know people would laugh at some of my celebrity crushes-but I dont care! I mean, hello, they are crushes that I have, not them.


Vanessa

That purple dress is fantastic! I love it...

I don't care what anyone says, They look like they had some cool clothes in other generations.

Vanessa

My latest celebrity crush is Paul Bettany, which is vaguely alarming. Not my usual type at all.

But he can kidnap me any time. Just so long as I get to turn the tables on him and have my evil way with him.

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.

I love Ellen Degeneres.

"I find freedom only in the realms of my own eccentricity"
-David Bowie

I don't like her. She's funny and looks like a nice person but thats it.

I always had a crush on Anthony Perkins.

Perl actually stands for Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister, but don't tell anyone I said that.

I've recently decided that I like Jessica Alba. Preffering men, actually seeing a particular chick and thinking she is hot is kinda odd, but hey. Shes gorgous.

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976

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Dude! I have a vagina.

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Hilarious!

Annie's still the one for me.



She could be my mother, I know.


"C'est beau ces rides
Autour des yeux"

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Now that I've started hanging out with the peer support group(which is primarily composed of fruitcakes and lesbians) I'd like to make one little clarification before someone takes this the wrong way and gets their hopes too high. The truth is, I like Ellen in a very nonsexual way.

You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

Fag!

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And here I almost gave you my mother's number who looks exactly like Annie Lennox(but is probably closer to your age).


You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

lately, i've wanted to simply just live between kate winslet's legs.
and marry and subsequently do very naughty things with claire danes...

hands up, WHO WANTS TO DIE!

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And here I almost gave you my mother's number who looks exactly like Annie Lennox(but is probably closer to your age).

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Way too old and the wrong gender for our Froggy. Got any younger brothers you don't need?

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.

I think Claire Danes is absolutely gorgeous. I don't wanna do naughty things with her, but I wish I could look like her.

Charlize Theron, on the other hand.. she'd get it.

As for man crushes, lately I've been thinking tall, dark, and handsome. (Well, my own particular version of handsome.) Jeff Goldblum, Nick Cave, Eugene Hutz of Gogol Bordello..



Oooo, and Don Cheadle..



And one more. Javier Bardem.



Por el camino del desierto
El viento me despeina
Sube el aroma de colita
Luna, luna de nadie

Awesome taste in guys, J-Girl.

(Yes, even the nig)

Extremists on both sides are driving the bus. Not just that, but they've persuaded the rest of us to pay to have the bus converted into a tank, and we're not allowed to look outside to see for ourselves what's really going on.

Hmmm, yes!



Though for ten years I've been waiting for her breasts to grow, and I'm afraid I'm starting to lose hope.

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oh god, she looks exactly like my mom on old photos.


Come and buy my tanks

Lucky boy!

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