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Strawman
(acolyte)
09/30/05 07:22 AM
The All New Picture Thread  

And within this thread I'd like to see authentic pictures of nomdeplume, planocraft, shelle, fastchanges, b_mardle & all the other suspect alter egos -- Posting pictures of yourselves looking at TW on your 'puter screens would suffice in proving your authenticity -- Failure to do so will obviously lend to further suspicion.





There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Quentin
(grinning soul)
09/30/05 07:30 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Why do you want to know who are alter egoes?



Strawman
(acolyte)
09/30/05 07:32 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Quentin]  

I like to know who I'm dealing with.


Where's your photo?



There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


NomDePlume
(kook)
09/30/05 08:03 AM
I'm too big to contribute to picture threads new [re: Strawman]  

This looks like a pretty transparent attempt to add to your wanking material, and as such something no decent TWer would have anything to do with.

Does Mrs. Strawman know you're soliciting pictures of this nature?

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
09/30/05 08:07 AM
A real, genuine picture of me new [re: Strawman]  

I'm the guy in white:



The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

JamieSim
(kook)
09/30/05 08:37 AM
Re: A real, genuine picture of me new [re: Monkeyboy]  

what the one on the far right?



Emil
(acolyte)
09/30/05 08:39 AM
Re: A real, genuine picture of me new [re: JamieSim]  

That's one monster of a dildo you're holding in that picture, Monkeyboy.


Hence the expression on Oswald's face, I reckon.

... and I mean that in a sexual way.

b_mardle
(wild eyed peoploid)
09/30/05 01:16 PM
Re: A real, genuine picture of me new [re: Emil]  

I have no idea why either me or shelle are considered as potential alter-ego's...



Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 01:33 PM
Look, I told you before, no more pics new [re: Strawman]  

It's a slippery road. One minute I'm posting an innocent photo of me looking at TW or holding Low over my left shoulder (that's my left, not yours), next minute you're demanding beaver shots with Toni licking my lady parts, just to prove she exists too.

Besides, if failure to post any more photos for you pervs arouses suspicion, that's fine by me, as I'm here only to arouse.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 01:43 PM
Re: A real, genuine picture of me new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

I have no idea why either me or shelle are considered as potential alter-ego's


Interesting question all right.

Probably because being new in these parts, we don't know what the rules are on How Not To Appear Like An Alter Ego.

So we make all sorts of "mistakes" which "prove" that we're alter egos. Whereas the real alter egos created by the long time abusers here don't make those mistakes, because they know what they are in advance.

Or else the Powers That Be here are so keen to maintain the status quo that the whole "You're an alter" thing is just a ploy to bore newcomers away.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


infidel
(wild eyed peoploid)
09/30/05 02:05 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  


Grrrrrr !



Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 02:08 PM
Rowr! I am Lion. Here Me Roar new [re: infidel]  

You're never too young to start practising your menacing look.



I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
09/30/05 02:13 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

I've already posted pictures of myself... Besides, it's easy to post pictures of your ex-girlfriend just like Hairy Balls does.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 02:28 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

I've already posted pictures of myself


Yah, but they all look like different people. You might be able to get away with passing some*one* else off as you, but not sometwo, somethree or somefour...

In reply to:

Besides, it's easy to post pictures of your ex-girlfriend just like Hairy Balls does.


Screw you. I already posted one very specific picture in response to a request from our anonymous Elton John fan of me in an Elton John top. That's your lot, Parisian pretender.


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
09/30/05 02:34 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

You can even see the bottom of la Tour Eiffel! Now that proves I'm French.



Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 02:47 PM
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OK, I knew I said I wouldn't new [re: FastChanges]  

But here's a picture of me at the Eiffel Tower. So I guess I must be French too.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
09/30/05 02:50 PM
Re: OK, I knew I said I wouldn't new [re: Shelle]  

You are! I don't believe it!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Sam_X
(wild eyed peoploid)
09/30/05 02:51 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  



I just need to say it - Strawman, you're awesome.

"I can kill you!"
~ Claude


Shelle
(electric tomato)
09/30/05 02:52 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

I just need to say it - Strawman, you're awesome.


Why, thank you, Sam.


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
09/30/05 03:01 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Why, thank you, Sam.


Strawie? Forgot to log out and log in as Shelle? You need sleep.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
09/30/05 03:42 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Shifty looking pic there Strawie

You said your weight had gone up from 12stone to 14stone , I refuse to believe that unless your a very tall man, there is no sign of weight gain in your face.

BTW your hair natural? in colour I mean of course

No sign of grey hairs, I'm very impressed, photograph of myself will appear very soon.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
09/30/05 03:43 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

(oh God, he's so creepy...)

The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

sTeVieC15
(grinning soul)
09/30/05 04:16 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

here i am
whoops - it was too big (the file that is) - maybe next time

Edited by sTeVieC15 on 09/30/05 05:02 PM (server time).



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/01/05 08:12 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

I just need to say it - Strawman, you're awesome.


A fact that I never take for granted.

I shall be adding my compliments to this in due course



There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Sam_X
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/01/05 08:35 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Reciprocity. I like that in a man.

"I can kill you!"
~ Claude


Kristin Machina
(stardust savant)
10/02/05 03:11 AM
No, I didn't die new [re: Strawman]  



Don't understand me, just love me

guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
10/02/05 06:07 AM
Re: No, I didn't die new [re: Kristin Machina]  

Just got a camera tonight. Here's a dead tired picture of me attempting to grin.



I wish I was prettier but I'm not.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/02/05 07:25 AM
Re: No, I didn't die new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

I wish I was prettier but I'm not.


You're just fine and dandy, what colour is your screen? I have that purple background.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Shelle
(electric tomato)
10/02/05 02:19 PM
Why are the cute ones always gay? new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

I wish I was prettier but I'm not.


I wish you were straight but you're not.

I would so sit on that face of yours.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


exorcist
(mortal with potential)
10/02/05 02:49 PM
Re: Why are the cute ones always gay? new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

I would so sit on that face of yours.



ISN'T HE SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR YOUR TORSO FOR A HAT!!!!!!!




Shelle
(electric tomato)
10/02/05 02:52 PM
Re: Why are the cute ones always gay? new [re: exorcist]  

In reply to:

ISN'T HE SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR YOUR TORSO FOR A HAT!!!!!!!


I was thinking more like a scarf in winter, Father.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


exorcist
(grinning soul)
10/02/05 02:55 PM
Re: Why are the cute ones always gay? new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

I was thinking more like a scarf in winter, Father.



WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE A SCARF IN WINTER!!!




Shelle
(electric tomato)
10/02/05 03:26 PM
Weren't you defrocked? new [re: exorcist]  

In reply to:

WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE A SCARF IN WINTER!!!


Haven't you heard of wooly thinking, Father?


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.


Starlite
(stardust savant)
10/03/05 01:50 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  



I always post weirdly-dressed photos on here. Day to day, I tend to wear jeans and t-shirts and earth tones and such. Then again, day to day, I don't tend to take photos of myself.



ladymacbeth
(kook)
10/03/05 10:04 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

I've yet to be accused of being an alter-ego but here's a photo of me just for fun, crawling under my desk at work just for fun



"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/03/05 10:24 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: ladymacbeth]  

You most certainly are very real and extremely beautiful with the eyes to melt any man's soul.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Nature_Boy
(crash course raver)
10/03/05 10:29 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: ladymacbeth]  

Here's me at this year's Isle Of Wight Festival.



Its about time I had a signature

The Thin White Duke: David Bowie Tribute Band

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/03/05 11:09 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Nature_Boy]  

In reply to:

Here's me at this year's Isle Of Wight Festival.


Just to let you know Scott! you have an ice cream cone on your head, I've told you the wig is just fine


London Bye Ta-Ta...

poorlilrockstar
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/03/05 02:53 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Well, seeing as many other non-alter egos are posting pictures, I suppose I will too.





Courtesy of my bathroom, the only room of the apartment with proper lighting! I don't know how to make a normal face in pictures. The only expressions I know are mild fright and mild annoyance.

but only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'twas always thus, and always thus will be

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/03/05 03:07 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: poorlilrockstar]  

In reply to:

The only expressions I know are mild fright and mild annoyance.


Both photos are just great, love the description of your two expressions

I'll have some new photos of me w/c 17th October when I return from Turkey, taking the hydrofoil over to Rhodes for the day so will have some photos of that too.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

power2charm
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/03/05 09:11 PM
when lips collide new [re: Strawman]  



I swore I'd never reveal on TW, but when I saw that jpg of frenchchanges gazing upon you in lust, I knew I had to put in my bid.

I have a couple of other pics where I'm fingering you, Markums....PM me if you're interested.

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

JarethsGirl
(cracked actor)
10/04/05 02:02 AM
I just had a voyeurgasm new [re: power2charm]  

I feel like Strawie's eyes are burrowing into my very soul. Something about that lecherous leer really pierces my comfort zone.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollah, dollah bill y'all.

planocraft
(wide eyed peoploid)
10/04/05 03:33 AM
David Bailey. Who? new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

And within this thread I'd like to see authentic pictures of nomdeplume, planocraft....


Sure. Just send me the dosh to purchase a digital camera and you're on. None of your rubbish, mind. I want some fancy Olympus or Nikon thing with all the bells and whistles.



ladymacbeth
(kook)
10/04/05 03:49 AM
Compliments at this time of the morning? new [re: diamondogz74]  



Thank you, darling. You've made my day!

It's just what a girl needs at 8.45 a.m. as the day is starting and hellish work looms.

"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

Strawman
(acolyte)
10/04/05 08:49 AM
Re: when lips collide new [re: power2charm]  

Great to see you (literally) Rob & I sincerely hope it's not a fleeting visitation to this board because it needs you -- Without the likes of your contribution/writing I have nothing to read which lends to boredom & my consequent posting of the jokey/bullshit ilk.

Anyway, enough of the complimentary mode already -- Why have you got a daisy mouse mat?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


NomDePlume
(kook)
10/04/05 09:35 AM
Re: when lips collide new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Great to see you (literally) Rob & I sincerely hope it's not a fleeting visitation to this board because it needs you


God, couldn't you fags get a closet or something?

I wish I could scrape that image of you two kissing off the inside of my eyeballs.

This is exactly the sort of revolting middle-aged gay porn the mods shouldn't tolerate here.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

spartagus
(grinning soul)
10/04/05 05:50 PM
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yar new [re: NomDePlume]  

school ID's always show the best side of people

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if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

TixxforSexx
(grinning soul)
10/04/05 08:32 PM
Re: yar new [re: spartagus]  

Gimme a few days on this one.



FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/15/05 07:49 PM
Re: when lips collide new [re: power2charm]  

In reply to:

frenchchanges gazing upon you in lust


I'm not that sick. Strawie could have been my father. Plus he's British. That's disgusting.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

elvenlass
(acolyte)
10/15/05 07:56 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Finally a new picture.

<----Wearing my new corset.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
10/16/05 01:25 AM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: elvenlass]  

Very nice - I've always loved medieval costumery.

<--- Here's a pic of me on summer vacation. I think it's one of the better photos of me - actually, it's the only photo of me since my haircut, so get used to it.






RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
10/16/05 08:13 AM
Can you tell just how drunk I am? new [re: elvenlass]  



I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries


th0mas
(acolyte)
10/16/05 08:57 AM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: schizophrenic]  

<--- me, twice, in front of the tripple mirror...

| and me as a used tank dealer
V

Come and buy my tanks

spartagus
(grinning soul)
10/16/05 09:09 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: th0mas]  

wow. there are actually a few really good looking people on TW. who would have thought?

--------------------
if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

syndrome
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/16/05 09:17 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  




diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/16/05 09:42 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm! new [re: schizophrenic]  

I'm used to this new photograph...



I was use to it four times last night and twice this morning

You have very sensual lips.

Oh and RF you most definately have the devil in you, I am more convinced now than ever.

Seriously guys great pics.

I shall be posting some new pics Monday evening or Tuesday morning and they are of my recent Let's Dance holiday in Turkey.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

spartagus
(grinning soul)
10/16/05 09:51 AM
Re: Mmmmmmmmmm! new [re: diamondogz74]  

you're creepy

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if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/16/05 03:15 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

You most certainly are very real and extremely beautiful


Yes, ladymacbeth is the only good-looking Brit girl I've ever seen. Why do we always get the fat and ugly ones here?

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/16/05 03:19 PM
Re: No, I didn't die new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

Just got a camera tonight. Here's a dead tired picture of me attempting to grin.


Quite a bad idea to post a picture like that when you like to whine about how fat and ugly you are, guiltpuppy. You've lost all credibility.

And worse than that, now the Seattle Slut and the Norfolk Queen are after you. Good luck to you!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/16/05 03:28 PM
No it's a lovely idea. new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

guiltpuppy. You've lost all credibility.


No I disagree Mathieu ( yes disagree ) I think it'd given GP even more credibilty, after all your photo did wonders for you.

In reply to:

And worse than that, now the Seattle Slut and the Norfolk Queen are after you. Good luck to you!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! you're only jealous, lord knows why? you're very sexy.





London Bye Ta-Ta...

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
10/16/05 06:03 PM
No amount of therapy will ever make up for this. new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

dogz


oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god no no no no no oh god no oh please god no no no nooooooo



blacktropic84
(cracked actor)
10/16/05 06:53 PM
Hey Rabbit, new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Has anyone ever told you your face looks like a baby's bum? Your skin is very pale and fair, like the rear of a Baby Peter.

Not that that's a bad thing or anything . . . . . .

I'm sure many women want to look like you.

Or at least have your skin.

--------------
You are a real bastard!!! --- Claude

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
10/16/05 11:59 PM
Re: Hey Rabbit, new [re: blacktropic84]  

In reply to:

I'm sure many women want to look like you.

Or at least have your skin.


True, you have no idea how creepy it get's when "older" women try to hit on me and start a lengthy drivel about my skin. Makes me think of Silence Of The Lambs...

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries


blacktropic84
(cracked actor)
10/17/05 00:01 AM
Re: Hey Rabbit, new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Women talk to you?

--------------
You are a real bastard!!! --- Claude

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
10/17/05 00:04 AM
One tactful joke coming up new [re: blacktropic84]  

Your mom did.

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries


gopherwartz
(grinning soul)
10/17/05 00:39 AM
za new [re: RabbitFighter]  

is maybe not the best one to pick






guiltpuppy
(NiteFlitez642)
10/17/05 02:30 AM
Re: No, I didn't die new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

you like to whine about how fat and ugly you are



When do I whine? If I call myself fat it's a joke (in the same sense that I call all of the femmes on this board fat, when none are), and when I call myself ugly, it's a compliment. Ugly is the new sexy.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

GFried
(crash course raver)
10/17/05 02:41 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: spartagus]  

In reply to:

wow. there are actually a few really good looking people on TW.


No there aren't

...and that's the truth!

Remade/Remodeled
(stardust savant)
10/17/05 05:00 AM
Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

Er... not in front of TW as I don't have a camera/am not an alter ego, but I wanted to share this as A) I look awesome and B) It's not too often an attractive girl is pressing herself against me when there are camera around.



Strawman, what brand of rollies do you smoke? I do Marlboro tailor mades myself.

Your picture is fucking cool

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there
- New Order

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
10/17/05 09:37 AM
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Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

A triumvirate of uni pics.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Arlequino
(cracked actor)
10/17/05 09:38 AM
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Drunk? Me? Never... new [re: Arlequino]  

<-- 2

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Arlequino
(cracked actor)
10/17/05 09:39 AM
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See this? This means I have a life. new [re: Arlequino]  

<-- 3

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/17/05 10:31 AM
Re: No, I didn't die new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

If I call myself fat it's a joke


How am I supposed to know it's a joke when there's no smiley? It's too difficult.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

GreatApe
(wild eyed peoploid)
10/17/05 05:42 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

< --- doing my best lou reed impression on stage. cos... you know.... he would wear a VU t-shirt, too.

And what costumes shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties? Thursday's.... fucking SHIT! - All Tomorrow's Parties Demo, Take 1

Carma
(mortal with potential)
10/17/05 10:41 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: GreatApe]  

Here is me last Halloween. How am I suppose to top that this year?

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Carma
(grinning soul)
10/17/05 10:42 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Carma]  

Oopsies! Where did that damn picture go. Maybe here?

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

guiltpuppy
(NiteFlitez642)
10/17/05 11:27 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Carma]  

In reply to:

How am I suppose to top that this year?


Same costume, but made from clear plastic. Either clear plastic, or opaque live puppies. Your call.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

Diamond_Dave
(cracked actor)
10/17/05 11:48 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Carma]  

That's a mighty fine chest of hair you have there Carma.

This is me about a week or so back..

Please check out my Bowie Bootleg Site...
...
Bowie On Disc

BigFatDog
(electric tomato)
10/18/05 05:59 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Diamond_Dave]  

Nice one, little fella.

____

Sing you little fuckers, sing like you have no choice

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
10/18/05 06:34 AM
Get ready to blow your load! new [re: Strawman]  



The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

Remade/Remodeled
(stardust savant)
10/18/05 06:37 AM
At home with the monkeyboys new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Did you get enough change for some whiskey?

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there
- New Order

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/18/05 08:39 AM
Re: Get ready to blow your load! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

You can guess the rest...

Nice photograph MonkeyBoy

Couldn't you buy any bigger sunglasses.

Me last week in Turkey...






London Bye Ta-Ta...

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/18/05 09:10 AM
Re: Get ready to blow your load! new [re: diamondogz74]  

My God you look 60 with this white hair and spare tyre.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/18/05 11:29 AM
The Cracked Twat new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

My God you look 60 with this white hair and spare tyre.


LOL! how kind of you Mathieu

My fav store in Turkey...



So I have a pair of tits and a gut and I couldn't give a toss here I am as Herr Kunt.



And the view out of my living room window this morning rather different than last week.



Oh well roll on next May 14th 2006.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Persilot
(stardust savant)
10/18/05 11:38 AM
Shirt lifter new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

So I have a pair of tits and a gut


I wouldn't mind except you are one of those irritating people who as soon as they go on holiday insist on walking around showing off their bulging midriff. I mean either wear the feckin shirt properly or don't wear it at all. Why fanny around with it half open, it doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like an English tourist... which technically you are, but the last thing you want is for people to realise this!

[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/18/05 11:44 AM
Re: Shirt lifter new [re: Persilot]  

With hair like that he looks more like a Dutchman. And a frightening old pervert, of course.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Persilot
(stardust savant)
10/18/05 11:50 AM
When o when, will I be famous? new [re: FastChanges]  

He looks like an aging member of Bros.



[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
10/18/05 02:25 PM
Re: When o when, will I be famous? new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

He looks like an aging member of Bros.


I'd change the tense on that if I were you.

The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/18/05 02:29 PM
Why??? new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

I wouldn't mind except you are one of those irritating people who as soon as they go on holiday insist on walking around showing off their bulging midriff. I mean either wear the feckin shirt properly or don't wear it at all. Why fanny around with it half open, it doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like an English tourist... which technically you are, but the last thing you want is for people to realise this!


Why should I? It's my holiday and I'll do as I please, I go on holiday to relax not to pretend to be cool with Aviator shades

Why do you care what people think of you?

I've always done as I please and shall continue to do so, I have a stubborn streak and that's that.

For your information the shirt is worn like that to protect me from the sun, I take it off when at my destination and the shirt is undone so as to not get too hot.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/18/05 03:02 PM
Run for the shadows... new [re: Monkeyboy]  




London Bye Ta-Ta...

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/18/05 03:14 PM
Re: Run for the shadows... new [re: diamondogz74]  

So, who's blowing who?

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/18/05 03:51 PM
Who's Zooming Who? new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

So, who's blowing who?


That I shall reveal tomorrow Mathieu darling. but as for now this is MonkeyBoys restaurant




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tinkerbelle
(kook)
10/18/05 08:03 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

This is a picture of me!
<----------------------------



Marquis
(acolyte)
10/18/05 08:15 PM
Slip Sliding Inside new [re: diamondogz74]  

You know, I think every picture you've ever posted of yourself has been wearing that outfit. Not only is it nauseating, but it's enough to make the more paranoid of our posters suspect you of being an alter ego. Yep, something here doesn't smell right at all.


No, wait, that's just the Astroglide. Carry on.

Someday you'll thank me for all this scary love

elvenlass
(acolyte)
10/18/05 08:20 PM
Re: Slip Sliding Inside new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

I think every picture you've ever posted of yourself has been wearing that outfit


I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.


Carma
(grinning soul)
10/18/05 08:25 PM
Attachment
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Diamond_Dave]  

Double oopsies! Wrong file attached! That was my b/f on halloween not me! LOL! Let me try to attach myself again!

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/18/05 08:33 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Carma]  

I thought Carma was a chick!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Starlite
(stardust savant)
10/18/05 09:15 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Carma]  

I like your pic Carma, but something's... er... really wrong with your outfit. Is that still a Halloween getup, or just something random from your harddrive?

Ddz, I have to back up Marquis and Elvenlass here. Do you have any photos of you NOT wearing that outfit? Also, I couldn't care less about whether or not you have a gut, but I admit I'm worried about the seemingly-constant sunburn you're sporting in these photos.



Carma
(grinning soul)
10/18/05 09:59 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Starlite]  

Not Halloween but definitely a special event! AND random from the harddrive!

(Hee hee! I've found the mark-up!)

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Carma
(grinning soul)
10/18/05 10:00 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: FastChanges]  

I thought FastChanges was a

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Lacrimans
(kook)
10/19/05 00:04 AM
Yeah, I let myself go. new [re: Strawman]  



Buy something, dammit!




mudley
(cracked actor)
10/19/05 09:27 AM
Attachment
Re: Yeah, I let myself go. new [re: Lacrimans]  

at work last week...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

mudley
(cracked actor)
10/19/05 09:48 AM
Attachment
Re: Yeah, I let myself go. new [re: mudley]  

not at work...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/19/05 09:48 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Starlite]  

In reply to:

Ddz, I have to back up Marquis and Elvenlass here. Do you have any photos of you NOT wearing that outfit? Also, I couldn't care less about whether or not you have a gut, but I admit I'm worried about the seemingly-constant sunburn you're sporting in these photos.


Yes but they are the clothes I wear daytimes whilst on holiday, I always wear blue shirts ( except that one time I had that bright green Versace shirt on ) the photo with the straw hat is different and if you look closely you'll notice the blue shirt is slighty different.

As for the tan, I am well covered in factor 4 Piz Buin and the skin was already tanned from May 05, but in saying that! every year without fail I always burn my nose and forehead despite high factor nose block.

A photo minus my straw hat...



Oh and Mathieu! here is my partner David sporting his Moschino sunglasses I bought him as a holiday present




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Persilot
(stardust savant)
10/19/05 11:38 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

Sod the feckin shirt, what's up with all the Chav Bling Bling?

[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/19/05 11:46 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

Does David mind your asexuality? Sexless holidays in the sun must be a nightmare for him.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 12:27 PM
So which nob had to go & stretch the thread! new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

Strawman, what brand of rollies do you smoke?


That'll be Golden Virginia rolled in either Job or the prefered blue Rizla papers, Adrian -- Owing to horrendous taxes in Blighty, ever on the increase because of Asylum Seekers, idle wankers who can't handle their drugs & people like Pablo, who could realistically go back to work if he was to put his mother in a home and fund her stay there with the sale of their house, I'm forced to buy my 'bacco from the continent Here, Golden Virginia retails at an average of ten quid for a 50g pack, I get it for £3.50

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
10/19/05 12:29 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

I don't own my own house, ya poncey English wanker!

You do realise that if you funded your tobacco addiction in this country, the NHS would be able to afford to let my mother have a nurse and thus I could work..



littlechinagirl
(kook)
10/19/05 12:42 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

Yes, ladymacbeth is the only good-looking Brit girl I've ever seen. Why do we always get the fat and ugly ones here?


Oh great, now I know why I never get laid!



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 12:45 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Who're you calling fucking poncey! You're the ponce, poncing off the British taxpayer ya fucking leech!

I may have to go back to work myself next year because of the likes of you dipping into the Strawman funds!

Do you smoke?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
10/19/05 12:47 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

Why? Are you trying to cadge some fags off me?


No, I don't, thus I won't be a strain on the Health service in later life.



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 01:03 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

No, I don't, thus I won't be a strain on the Health service in later life.


Neither will I, I'm private -- The Strawman pays his & his families way in life -- You'll be putting a strain on the health service in the not too distant future if you persevere with expressing your views in such a disrespectful manner

You're dealing with the Strawman here, not fucking Antoinette, who stretched this thread unnecessarily with his bloated & ugly countenance.

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


JamieSim
(electric tomato)
10/19/05 01:18 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

Aren’t you a bit too old to smoke those? I take it a mid life crises have developed. Added evidence would be the fact they your now referring to your self in third person. And just because Sam X ,Remade/Remodeled and a few other TW members think your cool doesn’t mean that you are the fact that you’re a ponce and live Norfolk cancels any signs of coolness out.
Anyway you say your self your not working so aren’t you “poncing off the British taxpayer”
What your trying to do is look cool and impress your new young online buddies at the expense of Pablo. You wouldn’t last 10 seconds on south side of Tyne with that attitude .


anyway this has pissed me of i'm of to Morrissons to chill down plus i need some paper and a book of stamps

Edited by JamieSim on 10/19/05 01:23 PM (server time).



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 01:29 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: JamieSim]  

In reply to:

You wouldn’t last 10 seconds on south side of Tyne with that attitude.



I wouldn't want to last 5 seconds either side of the Tyne with any fucking attitude.

In reply to:

anyway this has pissed me of i'm of to Morrissons to chill down plus i need some paper and a book of stamps


Apply for a job while you're there.

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
10/19/05 01:30 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

What the hell are you doing on your presumably expanding arse anyway? My father worked all his life to put people like you through catering college. Why couldn't you do a man's job like joining the army or something? Wimpy girly job!!



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 01:41 PM
From Retail To Mumski's Bumski's Detail new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

My father worked all his life to put people like you through catering college.


Did he now? I funded my own courses (706 1& 2 City & Guilds) by taking them on day release & working the other six days of the week in enabling me to do so.

In reply to:

Wimpy girly job!!


Are you serious Mr retail man?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
10/19/05 01:45 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Are you serious Mr retail man?



No, but this is fun



Strawman
(acolyte)
10/19/05 01:50 PM
Re: Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me? new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

It was, wasn't it



NEXT UP FOR A SPOT OF VICTIMISATION!

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/19/05 03:54 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

Sod the feckin shirt, what's up with all the Chav Bling Bling?


Not quite ya average Chav Bling Bling Percy for one thing all my gold be it white or yellow is 14 karat or higher, the diamond earring is 3 quater karat set in 18 karat white gold, my rings are all genuine too, chavish? but not chav value

In reply to:

Does David mind your asexuality? Sexless holidays in the sun must be a nightmare for him.


David does his own thing when he wishes, which I incidentely always find highly amuzing



London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(cracked actor)
10/20/05 03:48 AM
She's a bad mama jama new [re: Strawman]  

Me.

I'm sleepy and I have no additional comments.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/20/05 04:38 AM
Re: She's a bad mama jama new [re: JarethsGirl]  

You look straight and sober on that one. How deceiving.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

FastChanges.
(absolute beginner )
10/20/05 08:00 AM
Re: Prevert new [re: FastChanges]  



Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/20/05 08:20 AM
Re: Prevert new [re: FastChanges.]  

The pervert bit doesn't fighten me half as much as that shirt does


London Bye Ta-Ta...

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/20/05 08:21 AM
Re: Prevert new [re: FastChanges.]  

God, I hoped this was over for good.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/20/05 08:26 AM
Re: Prevert new [re: diamondogz74]  

I only wear that shirt on sunny islands in the southern hemisphere, where no one will make fun of me. And once in Paris for this photo.

Antz, I hope you realize there is a new alter called FastChanges. (with a dot) In all likeliness he will behave like deClaude with you.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

FastChanges.
(absolute beginner )
10/20/05 08:31 AM
Hope springs eternal new [re: FastChanges]  



Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
10/20/05 08:34 AM
Re: Prevert new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

I only wear that shirt on sunny islands in the southern hemisphere


Wize

In reply to:

Antz, I hope you realize there is a new alter called FastChanges. (with a dot) In all likeliness he will behave like deClaude with you.


And No I hadn't noticed the dot at the end, but thanks for letting me know Mathieu, I shall be aware of it now, that dot at the end is one of the craftiest alters I've seen on here.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(cracked actor)
10/20/05 02:43 PM
i'm a tool after a few screwdrivers new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

You look straight and sober on that one.


Do I really? Well, I'm sure I can remedy that.



Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.


FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/20/05 06:39 PM
Re: i'm a tool after a few screwdrivers new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Now that's better! Thank you so much.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

mudley
(cracked actor)
10/21/05 04:52 AM
Re: i'm a tool after a few screwdrivers new [re: FastChanges]  

FastChanges, I've said it before and I'll say it again - you're a very handsome chap!

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

FastChanges
(crash course raver)
10/21/05 05:16 AM
Re: i'm a tool after a few screwdrivers new [re: mudley]  

Fag!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Strawman
(acolyte)
10/21/05 05:34 AM
Separated At Birth new [re: FastChanges.]  



There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman


dice
(every nation's refugee)
11/04/05 07:16 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

<-



strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
12/05/05 11:09 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  





Don't ask.

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
12/05/05 11:17 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

In reply to:

Don't ask.


I really didn't want to.

We're going to kick you. Kick you.


strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
12/05/05 11:24 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: schizophrenic]  

Before taking up my current job I was an undercover cop. Obviously my cover was "large-breasted mall goth girl."

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
12/06/05 04:04 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

Fag.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 07:43 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

fuck off popeye

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 08:25 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

Wonderful boobies!

Marriage is the death of hope.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/06/05 09:53 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

Wonderful, just wonderful


London Bye Ta-Ta...

strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 10:39 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Fag.


Flattery will get you nowhere. You betta get in line like everybody else!

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 11:05 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

I don't know why he thinks that his "little" comment is either acceptable or funny.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
12/06/05 02:19 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: anisette]  

In reply to:

I don't know why he thinks that his "little" comment is either acceptable or funny


I don't know why, either.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 07:28 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I'm not offended, but perhaps that's because I'm usually "in-tune" with the Monkeyboy humor. For the sake unstable emo-kid art students who may stumble across these forums, however, we'd better be careful about the precedents we set. I certainly don't want to see anybody's mascara run.

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

Monkeyboy
(acolyte)
12/06/05 07:37 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: strangeDivine]  

In reply to:

I certainly don't want to see anybody's mascara run.


Oh...those were the days...

In reply to:

we'd better be careful about the precedents we set


I don't know about you, but I think my schtick is far more enjoyable when people don't know how to take it.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

strangeDivine
(stardust savant)
12/06/05 09:01 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Oh...those were the days...


Indeed. I haven't been keeping up with the boards very well lately, but it seems like posters don't react as explosively to agitation as they used to. It's saddening.

I agree about your schtick.


"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

Marquis
(acolyte)
12/17/05 10:30 PM
Attachment
Oooooooooooh new [re: Strawman]  



That time I was a ghost in the Ring video.

Stupid babies need the most attention


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
12/18/05 00:18 AM
A Claude Moment new [re: Marquis]  

All ghosts are so fat???

We're going to kick you. Kick you.


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
12/18/05 06:20 AM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: schizophrenic]  

Had a haircut a few weeks ago...



po.waq.qatsi (from the Hopi language, powaq sorcerer + qatsi life)
n. an entity, a way of life, that consumes the life forces of other beings in order to further its own life.


Pablo-Picasso
(stardust savant)
12/18/05 07:50 AM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: K]  

What was it like after?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 08:05 AM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: K]  

I know for a fact that you are a nice person K, but you always look so vicious in photographs Bet the hair is much easier to wash, now with your hair shorter, It should thicken up slighty.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
12/18/05 08:16 AM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: diamondogz74]  

I do my best to look vicious. It's much more fun that way. And indeed, the hair is much easier to wash, and mopre importantly much, much easier to dry.

And since I'm here... RabbitFighter induced me to take these Gary Numan -inspired pictures about an hour ago:





(Do your eyes bleed already?)

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 08:26 AM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: K]  

In reply to:

(Do your eyes bleed already?)


Becoming Pink maybe

Say you lost a few kilos K? you definately look lighter, adore the shirt and tie


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
12/18/05 10:45 AM
Run while you can new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

adore the shirt and tie


Which, K (I'm uncomfortable with this. Can I just call you Sys?!), is the precise reason you should dispose of them immediately.

Otherwise in no time at all, he'll have talked you into wearing one of those blue shirts. And we all know it's only one step from there, to claiming you're an asexual, whilst flirting horrendously with anything vaguely masculine around here.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



KModerator
(thunder ocean)
12/18/05 10:50 AM
Sex, sex, sex, that's all they ever think about! new [re: Arlequino]  

I'm not wearing blue if I can possibly avoid it. The colour does not fit me at all. So at least in part I'm safe (and making someone such a srong sex drive as I have claim he's asexual is impossible).

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 11:05 AM
Jingle Balls new [re: Arlequino]  

In reply to:

whilst flirting horrendously with anything vaguely masculine around here.


Why you're so close Chris

In the meantime here are some Jingle Balls for you.



MERRY CHRISTMAS, my little Southwold babe

I hope to be down your way as soon as the groyne has been repaired.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/18/05 11:16 AM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: diamondogz74]  

Those guys are retarded.

Nevertheless:

Number one's handful is obscured, and he looks like he's not quite into the moment like the rest of them.

Number two from the left looks like he has the most stuff to get his hand around; compare him to number four and you'll see what I mean. And he does look awful hairy for a blonde (wonder which one is fake).

Number four has to make his hand smaller to fit his package. He is obviously compensating by bulking up entirely too much.

Number three looks like Sean Penn's stupid gay twin.



Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

CharlieManson
(kook)
12/18/05 11:26 AM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: diamondogz74]  






I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 03:34 PM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: anisette]  

In reply to:


Number two from the left looks like he has the most stuff to get his hand around; compare him to number four and you'll see what I mean. And he does look awful hairy for a blonde (wonder which one is fake).


Number two is the best looking of a poor bunch, you're right he's way too hairy for a blond, I have NO body hair and I'm a blond, I think probably they are all fake.

Been using the plastic sissors to cut your stash of porno up Charlie boy

I think perhaps she has camels tits? the more she drinks, the bigger her tits become.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

CharlieManson
(kook)
12/18/05 03:42 PM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: diamondogz74]  




I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


JesusHChrist
(wild eyed peoploid)
12/18/05 03:47 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  



I love you.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 03:47 PM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: CharlieManson]  

The ever faithful and always handy Lube Tube, I've been told the transparent ones are best.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

CharlieManson
(kook)
12/18/05 03:49 PM
Happy Christmas new [re: diamondogz74]  




I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 03:54 PM
Re: Happy Christmas new [re: CharlieManson]  

LOL! That's the best one ever!

I take it they give you wax crayons? BIG wax crayons

I'll wager there's a few faces we recognise in that volume.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

CharlieManson
(kook)
12/18/05 03:57 PM
These girls want you dogz new [re: diamondogz74]  




I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/18/05 04:03 PM
Re: These girls want you dogz new [re: CharlieManson]  

In reply to:

These girls want you dogz


You have me there Charlie old boy! even I have swell admiration for such babes


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Claude
(big brother)
12/18/05 06:50 PM
Re: Jingle Balls new [re: diamondogz74]  



----------------------
Claude

Claude
(big brother)
12/18/05 06:56 PM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: K]  

Sys.....my god.....are you so fat????
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

----------------------
Claude

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
12/18/05 07:12 PM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: Claude]  

Yes!

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs


Claude
(big brother)
12/18/05 07:20 PM
Re: A Claude Moment new [re: K]  

You were a beautiful boy!!!! are you eating a lot???

----------------------
Claude

Claude
(big brother)
12/18/05 07:57 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JesusHChrist]  

Hi Jesus....I'm Claude..........







----------------------
Claude

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/18/05 07:59 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JesusHChrist]  

Jesus turns water into Starbucks Iced Mocha.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/18/05 08:02 PM
Re: Happy Christmas new [re: CharlieManson]  

Rorschach Cunt

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/19/05 00:15 AM
Get it?! It sounds like K. Swiss... new [re: K]  

Very nice, K. Sys! I looooove that shirt.

Here's some fresh 'uns of me.






Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

Starlite
(acolyte)
12/19/05 00:35 AM
Re: Get it?! It sounds like K. Swiss... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Ooooh, those are lovely, JarethsGirl.

Damn you though, Jesus. Thanks to you posting that photo of yourself, I ended up going to your site and chatting with you for an hour. Now I'm even more behind on my work!



Shelle
(crash course raver)
12/19/05 01:05 PM
Jihaad out in a moonage daydream new [re: Marquis]  

Damn, Marky, that pic just screams "Still from a suicide bomber's last video".

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


Shelle
(crash course raver)
12/19/05 01:10 PM
You just woke my inner lesbian new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Rowrrrr, Kaitlin! How fucken hot are you?

I think those are the first female pics I've seen here at TW to remind me that I'm only about 80% het.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/19/05 03:41 PM
Re: Get it?! It sounds like K. Swiss... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

Here's some fresh 'uns of me.


I've said it before and I'll say it again, you really are beautiful Kaitlin, I so wished you lived in the UK, or me near you, I can only begin to imagine the fun times we'd have as buddies


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/19/05 04:08 PM
Re: You just woke my inner lesbian new [re: Shelle]  

Thanks Starlite, Shelle and Dogz!

In reply to:

I think those are the first female pics I've seen here at TW to remind me that I'm only about 80% het.


I'm honoured! ...And slightly aroused... Wanna get our flannel shirts on and watch Murphy Brown reruns? (That's a double entendre for, "Wanna get our 10" black strap-on dildos on and watch Murphy Brown Eye, Volume 8?")

In reply to:

I so wished you lived in the UK, or me near you, I can only begin to imagine the fun times we'd have as buddies


I'd love to play dirty scrabble with you, Tony!

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

Shelle
(crash course raver)
12/19/05 04:12 PM
Re: You just woke my inner lesbian new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I'm honoured! ...And slightly aroused... Wanna get our flannel shirts on and watch Murphy Brown reruns? (That's a double entendre for, "Wanna get our 10" black strap-on dildos on and watch Murphy Brown Eye, Volume 8?")


Finally; a good reason to make a pit stop in Pittsburgh some time


He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


dice
(every nation's refugee)
12/19/05 04:34 PM
Re: Jihaad out in a moonage daydream new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Damn, Marky, that pic just screams "Still from a suicide bomber's last video"


or "there's waldo!"



bluequeen
(grinning soul)
12/19/05 08:54 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: th0mas]  

your fackin HOT!



bluequeen
(grinning soul)
12/19/05 08:57 PM
Re: See this? This means I have a life. new [re: Arlequino]  

Where you in "Uncle Bob's Overnight Cub Scout Jamborie"?



anisette
(stardust savant)
12/19/05 09:01 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: th0mas]  

th0mas, what was that video? that guy doesn't look very tough eating toast and jam.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

bluequeen
(grinning soul)
12/19/05 09:08 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  





th0mas
(acolyte)
12/19/05 10:26 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: anisette]  

it's a video for Fettes Brot, one of the few german hiphop acts which are not completly rediculous - because being not too serious. the video was made by commercial director duo Warwick & H-man features besides the band some tanks and most important: me, selling tanks for about two seconds...

Come and buy my tanks

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/19/05 10:34 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: th0mas]  

it was neat, thanks for the info. it made me laugh in some spots (like the tough guy eating toast and jam in a hop hop video), and i only understood about .7% of the german, but then i thought about all the Hummers and big SUV's on the streets, and I thought, hmm i guess this aint too dissimilar. It was fun to see you for about 2 seconds...how'd you get involved?

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

th0mas
(acolyte)
12/19/05 11:13 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: anisette]  

as a technician of the production company i had the opportunity to join the crew as playback operator, which is the coolest job on the set, since one just has to click the play button at the right time. the budget was tight, my grinning looked slimy enough so they just asked me to wear that creme-coloured suit and could spend more money on tanks...

Come and buy my tanks

anisette
(stardust savant)
12/19/05 11:16 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: th0mas]  

cool. german hip hop sounds better than french hip hop.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/20/05 03:59 PM
Re: You just woke my inner lesbian new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I'd love to play dirty scrabble with you, Tony!


Make it strip scrabble Kaitlin and it's a deal, but I warn you! I have never lost a game of scrabble


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
12/20/05 04:08 PM
Scrabola new [re: diamondogz74]  

Really? Are you up for a challenge?




um bongo

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/21/05 02:16 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

Really? Are you up for a challenge?


Of course, I have to install this software first.

I've always been a very competitive person, quiet unlike my calm demeanour on here.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JamieSim
(crash course raver)
12/21/05 02:39 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

I thought that your job meant that you couldn’t come back here anymore?

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

Sam_X
(kook)
12/21/05 02:41 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

Oh, man - now you MUST record a christmas album and put that picture on its cover.

~
We've come a long way from migrating crustaceans / Generations of relations, history of violence
I talked along in Babylon, next time I'll try silence


CharlieManson
(kook)
12/21/05 02:43 PM
TardsRus new [re: JamieSim]  

I doubt it was in the contract of employment, retard.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues


JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/21/05 07:22 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

I have just downloaded WordBiz. Ready whenever you are.. cocksmith, I mean, wordsmith!

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

Strawman
(acolyte)
12/22/05 07:42 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: JarethsGirl]  

What's your handle over there? Then I have to finger you so that we can play Sounds rude, but you'll see what I mean when you look at the Wordbiz options.

My handle is, mardell, and you can finger me if you wish.

um bongo

Strawman
(acolyte)
12/22/05 07:50 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: diamondogz74]  

This isn't Junior Scrabble, Tone.

um bongo

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/22/05 08:14 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

This isn't Junior Scrabble, Tone.


I'm well aware of that Strawie, whilst my english spelling/grammar are not what they should be, I am slowly improving, but I do have quite a vast knowlegde of words.

This is a great site to join...

Dictionary.com Word of the Day


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/22/05 10:08 AM
I'll be waiting... new [re: Strawman]  

I don't know how to finger you...... like you like it. How do you add people to the buddy list?

My handle is TitsMcGee, feel free to kick off the fingering.

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

looking glass
(acolyte)
12/22/05 03:03 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Strawman]  

since strawman seems to be seen with cigarette in every snap:



"I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three"


Shelle
(crash course raver)
12/22/05 03:17 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: looking glass]  

You're very pretty, but prolly gay, I'm guessing?

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


looking glass
(acolyte)
12/22/05 03:19 PM
not gay... new [re: Shelle]  

but taken by the girl on my shoulder.

"I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three"


Shelle
(crash course raver)
12/22/05 03:21 PM
Re: not gay... new [re: looking glass]  

Damn, I was hoping she was your sister. You look alike.

Anyho, you're both super hot.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/22/05 03:46 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: looking glass]  

Your girlfriend looks a little bit like Feist.



"I for one find new words on average twice a day" - diamondogz74

Beltene
(stardust savant)
12/28/05 03:14 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Loading...(stalker's edition)



Share Zi Love

guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
12/28/05 03:40 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Beltene]  

As long as that's taking to load, it had better be a picture of your vagina.

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
12/28/05 04:06 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: guiltpuppy]  

Alas, it wasn't.

Beltene, has anyone ever told you look like a Russian street hooker?

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/28/05 08:04 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Beltene]  

Well worth the download time, I love your geranium red lipstick.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Beltene
(stardust savant)
12/28/05 02:10 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Beltene, has anyone ever told you look like a Russian street hooker?


No. I don't know any fat virgin faggots in real life.

Share Zi Love

Strawman
(acolyte)
12/28/05 05:59 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Beltene]  

Your tight, luscious twot, pert tits & pretty broken nose wouldn't look out of place trembling on my wanton cock.

um bongo

icarusboy
(electric tomato)
12/29/05 09:21 AM
Attachment
You all ought to be in pictures... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

hmph....





diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/29/05 09:32 AM
Re: You all ought to be in pictures... new [re: icarusboy]  

NIce photo Jason have you lost some weight? because if you have, I fear it's piled onto me.

Gotta shed some extra pounds before May 06, I'm not fat as in FAT, just want to be a bit slimmer for my holiday.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

elvenlass
(acolyte)
12/29/05 01:40 PM
Attachment
Re: You all ought to be in pictures... new [re: diamondogz74]  

This is me recently...thinking about breasts, apparently.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/29/05 01:56 PM
Re: You all ought to be in pictures... new [re: elvenlass]  

In reply to:

This is me recently...thinking about breasts, apparently.


LOL! and BIG ones too, by the size of your outspread hands


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Feisty
(grinning soul)
12/29/05 08:52 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

Your girlfriend looks a little bit like Feist.


Huhwha?



Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/30/05 02:25 AM
Absolutely Divine! new [re: icarusboy]  

Alright, well I suppose I ought to jump on the bandwagon. At least I'd be on some kinda wagon.

This is a Suicide Picture Thread outtake. Is it just me, or is there an odd resemblance to Johnny Depp circa What's Eating Gilbert Grape...



P.S. icarusboy, I love the Female Trouble avatar! You've inspire me to pay tribute to another quintessential cult classic.

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

Remade/Remodeled
(stardust savant)
12/30/05 05:22 AM
Mon cherie! new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Is that a Marlboro between your lips? If so, then I'd like to point out that any sexual relations between us would be mutually beneficial as neither of us would be wanting for post-coital cigarette brand of choice afterwards.

For some reason, no one smokes them here, PM only has something like 1% of the market. Crazy antipodean colonials, yeah?

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there
- New Order

guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
12/30/05 06:03 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Dictionary.com Word of the Day



Oh, that's what you meant when you were talking about the UK News Service that published "new words."

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/30/05 06:17 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

vast knowlegde of words


Yes, that you do.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/30/05 09:03 AM
Re: Scrabola new [re: guiltpuppy]  

In reply to:

Oh, that's what you meant when you were talking about the UK News Service that published "new words."


No it isn't, there are new words added to the Oxford/English dictionary each year, words the dictionary deem relevant to be included in modern day speech, these words are announced each year by the dictionary and the news channels show these.

People might think I'm kidding! but I am not, this is how it is done and anyone else living in the UK would tell you the same.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/30/05 02:46 PM
Re: Mon cherie! new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In reply to:

Is that a Marlboro between your lips? If so, then I'd like to point out that any sexual relations between us would be mutually beneficial as neither of us would be wanting for post-coital cigarette brand of choice afterwards.


Sounds good! If you tell me your post-coital song of choice is "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight," that'll seal the deal.


The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/30/05 03:43 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

anyone else living in the UK would tell you the same.


Yet they haven't.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
12/30/05 03:53 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I think what Ant is talking about is when they publish updated versions of the Oxford dictionary, which usually gets some column-space in the papers as they talk about what new words have been added to the dictionary each year. All it is, is the people who write the dictionary make a decision on what new words (i-pod for example) or slang words (minger, chav) warrant an inclusion in the current edition. The criteria would be if the word is a 'short term fad' or a word which will last for years to come.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/30/05 03:55 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Yet they haven't.


Well I can't force them too can I? besides I'm sure Alan ( Pablo ) knows what I'm spluttering on about.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/30/05 04:19 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

o, so wen they inentify the langwige in the majickul land were thu langwige is inventified they tell u! i wish that wee had that privlidge in my cunt tree.

Running total:
- The UK has a strangle hold on the English language
- Jews are inherently funny
- Americans are retarded

Anyone want to add to the list of Queen Ant's Completely Fascist Implications for 2005? Two out of these three are just from today, mind you.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
12/30/05 04:38 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Monkeyboy]  

- Robbie Williams is a cunt
- Asexuality is cool

I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
12/30/05 04:43 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: Monkeyboy]  

- The current pope is an evil nazi
- Dogz doesn't use the word hate lightly

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/30/05 04:48 PM
Re: Scrabola new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Nazis = evil
Fascist = nationalist = good

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Remade/Remodeled
(stardust savant)
12/30/05 04:58 PM
Told me again she preferred handsom men new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

Sounds good! If you tell me your post-coital song of choice is "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight," that'll seal the deal.


Well, usually it's Don't You Forget About Me, but for you I can make an exception.

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there
- New Order

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
12/31/05 02:22 AM
I <3 sk8erbois!!! new [re: Remade/Remodeled]  

In that case, we'll just go the whole nine and listen to The Breakfast Club soundtrack in it's entirety. I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/31/05 10:30 AM
Re: crapola new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

- Jews are inherently funny


Correction my dear Daniel, Jewish humour is inherently very funny.

In reply to:

- Americans are retarded


Yet another correction, you are slipping dear, I have never used that word r******d, It is and never shall be part of my vocabulary, It's a very rude and insulting term.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
12/31/05 10:32 AM
Re: crapola new [re: diamondogz74]  

It's in the dictionary.



Bamboo7
(wild eyed peoploid)
12/31/05 12:42 PM
Re: crapola new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Wait, retarded gets to be in the dictionary but gullible doesn't?!?




Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring... Bananaphone!


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
12/31/05 01:29 PM
Re: crapola new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

I guess Antoinette missed that year's broadcast.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/31/05 01:30 PM
Re: crapola new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

It's in the dictionary.


So are lots of horrid words, doesn't mean I'll use them


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Marquis
(acolyte)
01/02/06 00:50 AM
Just me and my bitch new [re: diamondogz74]  



You said you'd never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of Desperation


Basil the Spy
(crash course raver)
01/02/06 00:57 AM
no subject new [re: Marquis]  



BASIL T. SPY


Bamboo7
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/02/06 01:45 AM
Ah, what the hell. new [re: Basil the Spy]  

My friends and I on New Year's Eve before the show. I'm Magenta (the second on the left).



And after.




Don't dream it, be it.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/02/06 09:03 AM
Re: Just me and my bitch new [re: Marquis]  

There's something quite haunting about that photo.


In reply to:

My friends and I on New Year's Eve before the show. I'm Magenta (the second on the left).


You look very nice

That your boyfriend in the red sweater Bamboo7?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/02/06 01:40 PM
Re: Just me and my bitch new [re: diamondogz74]  

No, just a good friend. Now I'm curious, what made you think that?

Don't dream it, be it.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/02/06 03:41 PM
Re: Just me and my other half maybe? new [re: Bamboo7]  

In reply to:

Now I'm curious, what made you think that?


Just that he's a very good looking guy and appears the trusting, sensitive, kind type of chap to me and you're a very pretty gal , I thought maybe you two were an item


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/02/06 04:18 PM
Yay! You're back! new [re: Basil the Spy]  

Sort of. Your image is hosted by Angelfire, by the way.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Basil the Spy
(crash course raver)
01/02/06 04:57 PM
Re: Yay! You're back! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Doesn't it show up? Dang it! Alright, where can I host images?

BASIL T. SPY


Bamboo7
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/02/06 05:00 PM
Re: Just me and my other half maybe? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Just that he's a very good looking guy and appears the trusting, sensitive, kind type of chap


True, but I've already ruined one friendship that way (well, I didn't ruin it, the bastard I dated did) and I don't want to ruin this one.

In reply to:

you're a very pretty gal


Awwwwwwwwww! Why, thank you.



Don't dream it, be it.

Starlite
(acolyte)
01/02/06 05:01 PM
Re: Yay! You're back! new [re: Basil the Spy]  

Photobucket. :-) Or flickr, or whatever that thing is called.



Bamboo7
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/02/06 05:02 PM
Re: Basil new [re: Basil the Spy]  

Photobucket. Funny, because of your avatar I thought you were being funny. Oops.



Don't dream it, be it.

Basil the Spy
(crash course raver)
01/02/06 05:07 PM
Re: Basil new [re: Bamboo7]  



Did that work?

BASIL T. SPY


looking glass
(acolyte)
01/03/06 11:18 AM
Re: Basil new [re: Basil the Spy]  

so she's still alive!

i'm a mean motherfucker now but i once was cool

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/03/06 02:19 PM
Re: Basil new [re: Basil the Spy]  

In reply to:

Did that work?


If you meant to post a fully clothed picture, then yes.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Basil the Spy
(crash course raver)
01/03/06 06:31 PM
Re: Basil new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Yes, I meant to post that picture. :)

BASIL T. SPY


Shelle
(crash course raver)
01/04/06 11:53 PM
Re: Basil new [re: Basil the Spy]  

Nice picture.

You look like you're just about to hump that tree.

Or just have.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


Persilot
(stardust savant)
01/06/06 08:41 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

I must be pissed, otherwise I'd never try and post this picture of my ugly mug...



"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/06/06 09:03 PM
Wang Chung: is there anything they can't do? new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.


Yes! Starting next post, this is my new signature.


Teenage Wildlife isn't dead, it just smells funny.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/07/06 09:42 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Persilot]  

That's a very nice photograph Percy

It's one of those Kleenex moments


London Bye Ta-Ta...

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/07/06 10:15 AM
Wank new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Kleenex


Yeah. Do clean up after yourself please.



well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

anisette
(stardust savant)
01/07/06 04:37 PM
not wank new [re: ohramona]  



Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

anisette
(stardust savant)
01/07/06 04:39 PM
remember when we could stretch the subject title? new [re: anisette]  



Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

anisette
(stardust savant)
01/07/06 04:52 PM
last one and then i'm going back into hiding new [re: anisette]  



Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

Marquis
(acolyte)
01/07/06 05:15 PM
Hancock Abroad new [re: anisette]  

Hey anisette...

No fair teasing Dogz with that fuzzy brown mutt in the background. S/he looks awesome, and I command that you post pictures.

Also, doesn't Persilot look kinda like my old roommate? Well, actually, more like his younger brother, but still.

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher


anisette
(stardust savant)
01/07/06 05:20 PM
Re: Hancock Abroad new [re: Marquis]  

yeah, he does look like your old roommate...who is doing what now, praytell? still mooching off of rich people in return for some italian phrases?

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.


p.s. bob's in the christmas pet thread

Edited by anisette on 01/07/06 05:21 PM (server time).



ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/09/06 10:22 PM
Lassy Insane new [re: anisette]  





well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/09/06 10:40 PM
Lady Unhinged new [re: ohramona]  





well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/09/06 10:41 PM
CRAZY FUCKING BITCH! new [re: ohramona]  





well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/10/06 04:45 AM
Re: Lady Unhinged new [re: ohramona]  

May i say, that you look great.

I've been too honest with myself
I should have lied like everybody else


ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/10/06 06:26 AM
Re: Lady Unhinged new [re: b_mardle]  

Mmmm ... okay.



well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 08:36 AM
Re: not wank new [re: anisette]  

I thought Ani was a chick!

I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too


FastChanges
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 08:47 AM
Read my lips new [re: ohramona]  

Yes ohra, you look great for a woman of 70! May I kiss you?



I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/10/06 09:19 AM
Re: Lady Unhinged new [re: ohramona]  

This is the best one...



You look rather sad on the other two


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/10/06 09:28 AM
Re: Lady Unhinged new [re: diamondogz74]  

Ohramona, were those pictures taken in a mirror?

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Illustrated Discography
Bassman
Helden

Tin
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 01:39 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: ohramona]  

Lovin' that haircut, ohro. Maybe it's just me, but you look an awful lot like Susan Sarandon (sp?) in those. You also look like someone's sister.

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/10/06 05:05 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: Tin]  

In reply to:

FastChanges: May I kiss you?


No, thank you. I don't like French kissing.



In reply to:

ddz74: This is the best one...You look rather sad on the other two


Hmm. Now that you mention it, I think I look pretty fucking sad in all of them! I like the 1st one best, though.


In reply to:

P-P: Ohramona, were those pictures taken in a mirror?


The 1st one: yes. The last one: no. The one in between: I don't think so.


In reply to:

Tin: You also look like someone's sister.


Sometimes I think I do, too. Btw, you'll never guess! That shirt has been IN your house!



well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

FastChanges
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 05:53 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: ohramona]  

Me.

I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too


power2charm
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/10/06 06:03 PM
Uh, why the FUNK is that not a Wilco shirt???? new [re: ohramona]  

Nice stuff, ohro, but I think the composition of these photos requires some hard edges. Soooo....try another series while wearing a bullet bra.

Thanks in advance.

(wank)

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

Tin
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 06:24 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: ohramona]  

In reply to:

Btw, you'll never guess! That shirt has been IN your house!


Believe it or not, I was wondering about that after I'd logged outta here. One of those memory flashes or something. Well, imagine that!!

Now you're just going to have to come out west again and christen our new house with that fantastic shirt of yours. Mr. D e-Bay et al can come too, of course.


It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

Strawman
(acolyte)
01/11/06 06:17 AM
Withdrawal new [re: ohramona]  

You appear to have lost a considerable amount of weight, Kerri -- nice.


I haven't had drugs, including nicotine, alcohol or caffeine for a whole week & I'm feeling great:


NOT!



ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/11/06 06:47 AM
Jenny Craig says ... new [re: Strawman]  

That's only emotional weight, love.



well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

Emil
(acolyte)
01/11/06 07:14 AM
what's the name of that actress new [re: Tin]  

In reply to:

you look an awful lot like Susan Sarandon


I was thinking that she looks like a mix of equal parts of Thelma and Louise.

or David Bowie.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/11/06 09:33 AM
Re: Withdrawal new [re: Strawman]  

OMG!!! you look like Alvin Stardust

On a good day.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Starlite
(acolyte)
01/11/06 11:45 AM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: Tin]  

ohro, you look amazing. Those are really great pics.

In reply to:

Maybe it's just me, but you look an awful lot like Susan Sarandon


It's not just you.

Anisette, those are very nice photos, too. You look rather Leonardo da Vinci-esque in them to me, probably due to the large light eyes and light eyebrows.

Leda.



Revol
(electric tomato)
01/11/06 12:42 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: Starlite]  

This picture was taken last summer, when we went to meet our cuban-cousins

I'm the comrade on the left

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/11/06 12:45 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: Revol]  

Interesting that you use b_mardle's photobucket account.

I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/11/06 12:49 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: schizophrenic]  



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Illustrated Discography
Bassman
Helden

Revol
(electric tomato)
01/11/06 12:58 PM
Re: Lassy Insane new [re: schizophrenic]  

What's so interesting about that then?

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION


schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/11/06 01:03 PM
Museum Of Idiots new [re: Revol]  

Well, it basically means that not only are you an alter, you're also a really poorly done alter.

Better luck next time, Billy.

I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.

Persilot
(stardust savant)
01/11/06 01:07 PM
Re: Museum Of Idiots new [re: schizophrenic]  

It also means B_mardles pretensions of retardedness are just that pretensions.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Shelle
(crash course raver)
01/11/06 01:35 PM
Re: Withdrawal new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

I haven't had drugs, including nicotine, alcohol or caffeine for a whole week & I'm feeling great:NOT!



Who cares what you feel like?

The important thing is you're looking fucken hot; like a thinking woman's piece of rough stuff.

Now; want to tell me about that doll in the background? What's that all about?

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


Revol
(electric tomato)
01/11/06 03:01 PM
Re: Museum Of Idiots new [re: schizophrenic]  

Alter ego? Pardem me if i got something wrong here, but how does it make me a alter if i change my username?
Now, if this were a whole new user, then i would had been an alter. But i only changed my fucking name, so i guess that means that K(previous sysio) is an alter too! Doesn't it you fucking capitalistic piece of shit!

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/11/06 03:06 PM
Re: Museum Of Idiots new [re: Revol]  

But you haven't just changed your name, you now have had what seems like a personality change?

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Illustrated Discography
Bassman
Helden

Revol
(electric tomato)
01/11/06 03:14 PM
Re: Museum Of Idiots new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Yes, but if i'd wanted to make a REAL alter, i would had created a whole new user. Now there were too many ways i could had get disposed. And i did. And i don't fucking care.

There was an other way you could had spotted my real indentidy: If you would had viewed b_mardle's profile, it would had said: User Revol has chosen to hide his profile.

Again, i was real aware of this fact. And again, i didn't fucking care.


Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/13/06 03:21 PM
Me ( today ) with my mothers Jack Russel puppy new [re: Revol]  

Here are two new photographs of me, taken today round my mothers house with her lil Jack Russel puppy, his name is Charlie, named after Charlie Chaplin.






London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(kook)
01/13/06 03:27 PM
A Dog's Life new [re: diamondogz74]  

Charlie is absolutely adorable!

Don't dream it, be it.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/13/06 03:45 PM
Re: A Dog's Life new [re: Bamboo7]  

Awww! thanks Mandy, yes he is simply adorable and so full of excited puppy wonderness, my lil doggie Effee doesn't even get jealous, I think they will become good friends.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/13/06 04:46 PM
Re: Me ( today ) with my mothers Jack Russel puppy new [re: diamondogz74]  

I'd say something about your photos, but I think the light reflecting off all your bling may have blinded me.

Sorry.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



FastChanges
(stardust savant)
01/13/06 04:49 PM
Re: A Dog's Life new [re: diamondogz74]  

Is Charlie an inflatable dog?

I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too


Marquis
(acolyte)
01/13/06 05:02 PM
Blowhole new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

Is Charlie an inflatable dog?


Or worse, fellatable?

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher


Shelle
(crash course raver)
01/13/06 05:46 PM
More proof new [re: FastChanges]  

In reply to:

Is Charlie an inflatable dog?



See, now, if you were really French, you wouldn't be asking this.

You'd be wondering if he was edible.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


Persilot
(stardust savant)
01/13/06 05:57 PM
Re: Me ( today ) with my mothers Jack Russel puppy new [re: diamondogz74]  

Oh Dogz... you really are such a chav. That's fantastic.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Tin
(stardust savant)
01/14/06 00:15 AM
Re: Me ( today ) with my mothers Jack Russel puppy new [re: diamondogz74]  

Adorable. I love Jack Russells thanks to Asta from the Thin Man movies.

One request: Please take a couple snaps outdoors so there's no "satan eyes" from the flash.

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/14/06 09:13 AM
He's just a little boy with blue eyes. new [re: Persilot]  

In reply to:

Oh Dogz... you really are such a chav. That's fantastic.


You know me Percy, I do like to blend in , actually a true Chav only wears 9kt gold, all of mine is 14kt and over


In reply to:

Adorable. I love Jack Russells thanks to Asta from the Thin Man movies.

Me too

One request: Please take a couple snaps outdoors so there's no "satan eyes" from the flash.


Will do Natalie, odd how dogs eyes always reflect a blueish colour, cats a definite green and human eyes red.

Notice Effee's enthusiasm at the thought of yet another day of hearing Bowie albums


14th January 2006


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tin
(stardust savant)
01/14/06 01:33 PM
calling all greeting cards new [re: diamondogz74]  

Tony, that photo of Effee is just perfect for a caption. "I'm tired, give me a treat and make the world go away" or something.

Funny, my cat, Norwood, gets the red eye in photos all the time. Maybe it's the processing in development, but I have numerous pics of him with those red pupils.

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

ohramonaModerator
(acolyte)
01/14/06 02:15 PM
Evil Ernie new [re: Tin]  





well i don't fuck much with the past but i fuck plenty with the future

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/14/06 04:07 PM
Re: calling all greeting cards new [re: Tin]  

In reply to:

Tony, that photo of Effee is just perfect for a caption. "I'm tired, give me a treat and make the world go away" or something.


I think she might be saying something like...Ain't there one damn song that can make me
break down and cry?


Because of how many times I play Young Americans each week



ohramona

LOve that photo

Looks kinda annoyed!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Tin
(stardust savant)
01/15/06 01:12 AM
Re: Evil Ernie new [re: ohramona]  

'Round here we call Ernie's look the death glare. (Don't tell him, but I still think he's a cutie.)

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
01/15/06 02:17 AM
He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids! new [re: Tin]  

In reply to:

I love Jack Russells thanks to Asta from the Thin Man movies.


I've only seen the first Thin Man, but I love Asta, too! The book is much, much better.. however Asta isn't nearly as prevalent.

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/19/06 08:57 AM
Something New new [re: Strawman]  

That being my hair.



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/19/06 08:58 AM
Something New new [re: Strawman]  

That being the year. And my hitting 20.



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/19/06 08:59 AM
Something Christmassy new [re: Strawman]  

That being me and mum on the very day.

Don't ask what I'm looking at the floor so intently for.



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



anisette
(stardust savant)
01/19/06 09:06 AM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: Arlequino]  

is your mum wearing fuzzy pants?

pantsless mounties dot com ))<>((

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/19/06 09:08 AM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: anisette]  



I'm really not sure! My recollections of the day are slightly distorted to say the least.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Sam_X
(kook)
01/19/06 09:26 AM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: Arlequino]  

You look French! Cool haircut, anyway.

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/19/06 09:48 AM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: Arlequino]  

The photo with mum is very nice, I've always thought your hair cool anyway


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/19/06 02:17 PM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

You look French!



He does. At least close enough to play FroggyStarlust in TW the movie!


He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


looking glass
(acolyte)
01/19/06 03:37 PM
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Re: Something Christmassy new [re: Shelle]  

i think i've got a few more kicking around here...

i'm a mean motherfucker now but i once was cool

looking glass
(acolyte)
01/19/06 03:57 PM
Attachment
i hitched up my body to a post on the right new [re: looking glass]  

z

i'm a mean motherfucker now but i once was cool

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/19/06 05:39 PM
Re: i hitched up my body to a post on the right new [re: looking glass]  

You know who you make me think of, looking glass? A yoounger, less gay Marc Almond.



Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
01/19/06 07:51 PM
The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: Sam_X]  

Yes, and I Iook Spanish.



Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.


ghostlove
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 03:48 AM
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

For a minute, I thought you were a hybrid of Salvador Dali and Klaus Nomi.

cra ck



Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
01/20/06 04:00 AM
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: ghostlove]  

Yes, Nomi had that stare too. But I was thinking of Dali.

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.


JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
01/20/06 04:25 AM
Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: looking glass]  

Looking glass, those eyes are positively bewitching..

Here are some of me that I messed around with to make them (and me) look cooler. I think I look mega bitchy in the second one. Or mega bitchin', I can't decide.






The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 04:32 AM
Re: Something New new [re: Arlequino]  

Normally I'm not a big fan of stubble, but oh, that is some very, very nice stubble.

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

Dara
(acolyte)
01/20/06 07:02 AM
Those Irish eyes are smiling new [re: JarethsGirl]  

You really have one of the most astonishingly beautiful and characterful faces I've ever seen in my life, Jarethsgirl.

Slan leat,

Dara

"Ireland is a great country to go to if you think you're drinking too much. Because it turns out you're not even close"

Strawman
(acolyte)
01/20/06 07:04 AM
That Irish tongue is lollin' new [re: Dara]  

Dirty, old man.



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
01/20/06 07:08 AM
This Irish lass is smiling new [re: Dara]  

Thank you, Dara!

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
01/20/06 07:17 AM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: JarethsGirl]  

What the Irish perv said.
Anyway, here's a somewhat recent snap of yours truly and I can't bother to check out whether I've posted it already or not.


“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/20/06 09:45 AM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: JarethsGirl]  

WOW!



And RF that photo of you is new, I've never seen it before, you're going to have to post some photos of you in your summer, you always look as though your freezing


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 10:00 AM
Re: Something New new [re: Arlequino]  

Wow Arlequino, your such a nerd!!

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 11:58 AM
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Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Hmm... Reminds me of Rik Mayall in a way, Froggy! ;)

I guess it's about time I posted a pic of my self... This was taken when I was sixteen.

<-------------

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 11:59 AM
Re: Something Christmassy new [re: looking glass]  

Very suave indeed, looking glass.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 12:01 PM
Attachment
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

And another, much more recent...

<------------------

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 12:03 PM
Attachment
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

First one didn't work...

<--------------

Still didn't work. Oh well.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!

Edited by OleanderWhoosh on 01/20/06 12:04 PM (server time).



Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/20/06 12:04 PM
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

Neither did that one

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OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 12:06 PM
Re: The Hallucinogenic Frog new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Well, the recent one worked at least! And it's about time, I've been on here a couple years...

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 12:07 PM
Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Dammit, Rabbit, you look so cute I think somebody could make a fortune selling a line of dolls, complete with expensive alcoholic accessories.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


icarusboy
(electric tomato)
01/20/06 12:11 PM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: Shelle]  

My word, us TWer's are a rather beautiful lot aren't we?

bet bowienet/bww etc..etc....cannot boast such beauty!

iccy



[bold]The Bowie Contingent....[/bold]

Pakistan Earthquake Fundraiser - 23rd March 2006 @West Street Live, Sheffield

BOWIEFEST 06 - 30th March 2006 @ West Street Live, Sheffield


OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 12:28 PM
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Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: icarusboy]  

I must agree. Here's another.

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You can see it in the peppercorns of my manure pile.

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 01:14 PM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Rabbit, you look so cute


You must be taking the piss, aren't you?

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 01:38 PM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

In reply to:

You must be taking the piss, aren't you?



Nah. Facially, he looks quite like Ewan McGregor, and the hair is just something you want to pet and run your fingers thru.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
01/20/06 04:29 PM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: Shelle]  

Be aware though that he does not take too well to people trying to touch his hair.

The glass falls down cracking - I'm so proud

Starlite
(acolyte)
01/20/06 06:16 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: JarethsGirl]  

I think I've already said so on this thread, but you are so incredibly pretty, JarethsGirl.

Also, in those photos I can actually see a bit of a resemblance to Kate Winslet--so maybe she should play you instead of LadyMacbeth? (Who's also a cutie but doesn't look like Kate from what I remember.)





Rabbit, you look so... happy in that photo! It warms one's heart, it does. I'm also a fan of the scarf. And, I know creepy old ladies say this to you all the time, but you do have very interesting eyes.




schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/20/06 06:25 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: Starlite]  

In reply to:

I know creepy old ladies say this to you all the time, but you do have very interesting eyes.


It's no worse than what most creepy old men say to me, and no, I'm not just referring to the "sensuous lips" incident. Let's just say I've learned to avoid crowded urinals.

Yeah, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. Again.




Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 06:49 PM
Arhh, matey. Sort of. new [re: schizophrenic]  

More endless narcissism. This time, pirate night at the union, so much dressing up.



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Arlequino
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 06:51 PM
Yes, I am wearing makeup. new [re: Arlequino]  

More piratey fun.



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
01/20/06 06:53 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: Starlite]  

I'm not sure if that's a happy face. Relieved one most likely since it was taken the day after the Christmas holiday had started.

In reply to:

I'm also a fan of the scarf.


So is auntie Prism. I'm not sure why I mentioned that but thanks.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 06:54 PM
Re: Yes, I am wearing makeup. new [re: Arlequino]  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! You look a whore with a beard.

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Strawman
(acolyte)
01/20/06 07:01 PM
'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

Have we had a pic of you as yet?



Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 07:04 PM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Strawman]  

Would you want to see one?

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Strawman
(acolyte)
01/20/06 07:12 PM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

Because this is a thread of depicting peoples true identities - yes.



JamieSim
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 07:20 PM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Strawman]  

Well thanks to Billy I've just found out how to input a picture onto this site.
. This is me lost in New York’s Grand Central. I’m the one in the red jacket this is going back 3 years are so. I look completely different now. I had short hair back then and a shit jacket too.


don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 07:23 PM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Strawman]  

Okey, just for the sake to put the claims of me being an alter to a rest. The first one was taken 2 days ago in a small village in Latvia.


And the latter was taken at the largest spring in europe, located nearby the town called 'lahti' in finland.

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/20/06 07:34 PM
The only word that springs to mind new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

You look very aryan.



Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 07:35 PM
Re: The only word that springs to mind new [re: schizophrenic]  

I won't take that as a compliment

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 07:38 PM
Re: The only word that springs to mind new [re: schizophrenic]  

No, but i've heard that actually a couple of times when i were travelling, especially in eastern europe.

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

EuropeanCanon
(crash course raver)
01/20/06 08:08 PM
The Bear With The Sore Head new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:


Wow! The secret love-child of Boris Yeltsin.

I think we all get that feeling “what can I do to help the human race” then you probably like me say fuck it theirs something on the TV - JamieSim

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 10:09 PM
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Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: Starlite]  

You truly are gorgeous, JarethsGirl! One of me with my schoodle, Muffy. She's turning 10 in March.

<---------

Oh shit, it didn't bloody work again!!

You can see it in the peppercorns of my manure pile.

Edited by OleanderWhoosh on 01/20/06 10:29 PM (server time).



OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/20/06 10:15 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

Trying again with images directly on page:








And after a particularly wild night in Tortuga...



You can see it in the peppercorns of my manure pile.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
01/20/06 10:38 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

Wow, you change apparent weights and genders as quickly as Bowie. Good job.

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

Starlite
(acolyte)
01/21/06 00:16 AM
Re: Yes, I am wearing makeup. new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

In reply to:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! You look a whore with a beard.


Exactly! He makes a dashing pirate.

I have to say, yeah, you do look a fair bit like Leonardo di Caprio. Larger forehead, though.



Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/21/06 01:46 AM
Re: Yes, I am wearing makeup. new [re: Starlite]  

But same lips and eyebrows no doubt. Have you posted your pic here at any change?

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/21/06 02:20 AM
Re: Yes, I am wearing makeup. new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

She hasn't had the change yet.

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/21/06 09:58 AM
It's LiZa with a Z new [re: Arlequino]  

Let me guess, a screen capture from "Cabaret" yes?




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/21/06 02:37 PM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Be aware though that he does not take too well to people trying to touch his hair.



People? Or just you?

Sticky's pretty hot too.

Some great looking males here at TW.

Such a shame most of you are fags.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/21/06 03:29 PM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: Sticky_sawdust]  

Nice photos Billy


London Bye Ta-Ta...

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
01/21/06 10:45 PM
Re: Green eyes, if it were but a matter of faith new [re: guiltpuppy]  

...Weight? Oh, that. No, I think I've just got a piece of hair draped over my throat that makes it look like I've got an extra chin in the Captain Jack one. God, it took me half an hour to paint that damn beard on...

You can see it in the peppercorns of my manure pile.

Sticky_sawdust
(crash course raver)
01/22/06 03:15 AM
Re: 'cause you remind me of fuck all new [re: diamondogz74]  

thanks

A slave begins by demanding justice, and ends by wanting to wear a crown

looking glass
(acolyte)
01/22/06 07:05 AM
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Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: Shelle]  

it's seven am. i should be in bed. i'm a drunken, smudged, wreck. however, here's how i looked before going out.

hello mary lou, goodbye heart...

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/22/06 08:55 AM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: looking glass]  

Lord that photo is blurred! you need more pixels

Your hair naturally that dark.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
01/22/06 10:10 AM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: diamondogz74]  

It might be just me, but the picture looks great because of the blur (obviously it's not as 'informative' as a non-blurred picture, but it works great as an art photo).

The glass falls down cracking - I'm so proud

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/22/06 10:26 AM
Re: Pour in gin and it sings Irish drinking songs new [re: K]  

You know! you're right, going back to our PMs on photography, I can see the photo looks very arty as in blurred.


Might be a good idea later to start an arty looking photo thread of ourselves, see how inventive we can be.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
01/23/06 07:37 PM
One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: Strawman]  



“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/24/06 09:17 AM
Re: One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Do you by chance have your hands on a vandergraft generator


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/24/06 12:56 PM
Re: One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Do you by chance have your hands on a vandergraft generator


I just realized the origin of my attraction to Rabbit.

He bears an uncanny resemblance to the first ever TV star to make me feel funny down below.

I'm talking of course about this guy:



He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/24/06 03:49 PM
Re: One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: Shelle]  

I've got a stuffed toy similar to that honest.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
01/26/06 04:54 AM
The same old bearded lady new [re: diamondogz74]  

The commie with a beard:





And the evil mastermind actually behind his actions:



The glass falls down cracking - I'm so proud

ladymacbeth
(electric tomato)
01/26/06 06:13 AM
Muppet love new [re: Shelle]  

I too love Beaker. Not sure if I was ever sexually attracted to him but I love his dialect: "Meep, meep, meeeeep, meep, meeep!"

And I see what you mean about the resemblance to RF too.

I'm not bad. I was just drawn that way.

Sam_X
(kook)
01/26/06 08:22 AM
Re: The same old bearded lady new [re: K]  

That's one naughty comrade I see there! Let me guess, is the cat called Engels?

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/26/06 08:54 AM
Re: The same old bearded lady new [re: K]  

I don't think I'd last long under interrogation with that stern commie face

In actual fact, I'm convinced you are just a big softy like the pussy cat

Effee looking rather astonished! at the sight of me picking up my mothers Jack Russel puppy




London Bye Ta-Ta...

dice
(every nation's refugee)
01/26/06 12:11 PM
Re: The same old bearded lady new [re: K]  

i don't see any claws on that cat



Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/26/06 12:49 PM
Re: Muppet love new [re: ladymacbeth]  

In reply to:

I too love Beaker. Not sure if I was ever sexually attracted to him but I love his dialect: "Meep, meep, meeeeep, meep, meeep!"



I've always had a thing for tortured artists who suffer for their work. Scientists qualify as artists to my mind; Einstein was a far greater artist than Pollock.

And Beaker definitely looked like he'd suffered for his art. Like he'd stuck some body part in one electrical outlet too many.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


KModerator
(thunder ocean)
01/26/06 01:33 PM
Re: The same old bearded lady new [re: dice]  

In reply to:

Let me guess, is the cat called Engels?


Actually, he's called Ville, a name given to him by the staff of the animal shelter we took him from (which causes some confusion as my brother is also called Ville).

In reply to:

In actual fact, I'm convinced you are just a big softy like the pussy cat


Like the cat, I keep up the pretense of being terrible and evil.

In reply to:

i don't see any claws on that cat


I do. But they're so lightly coloured they blend in with the fur of the paws. Plus I couldn't have had it de-clawed even if I wanted to, as it's illegal in this neck of the woods (I have feeling I've rmabled about this before, haven't I?).

The glass falls down cracking - I'm so proud

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
01/26/06 02:01 PM
Getting out the vote new [re: K]  

Last night we ordered many wings and watched The Karate Kid and then had a photo session:



And this one's for infidel:



bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher


Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/26/06 02:04 PM
Re: Getting out the vote new [re: Marquis]  

SHIT! You are looking like Mike Love!

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diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/26/06 03:33 PM
ME! new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

This is ME today after having my sleep, I awoke at 16.30 hrs GMT, tonight I have no work and can sit up late



Oh good lord Sybil, what have I done!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

FastChanges.
(mortal with potential)
01/26/06 03:55 PM
Re: ME! new [re: diamondogz74]  

You Albino AIDS Pirate

I look like a llama.

dice
(every nation's refugee)
01/26/06 04:10 PM
Re: Getting out the vote new [re: Marquis]  

i watched the first half of karate kid last night as well as i went through my nightly bedtime routine

"i'm daniel. with an 'L'"

ralph macchio is 45 fucking years old



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/26/06 04:14 PM
Re: ME! new [re: FastChanges.]  

This user has chosen to hide their profile.

Hot dog!


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(kook)
01/26/06 04:23 PM
Re: ME! new [re: diamondogz74]  

It's hidden because he's afraid of being stalked by the infamous AIDS pirate.

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

Sam_X
(kook)
01/26/06 05:29 PM
Re: The same old bearded lady new [re: K]  

In reply to:

Actually, he's called Ville


And Ville is just EVIL spelled wrong!



"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

FastChanges.
(mortal with potential)
01/26/06 07:24 PM
Re: ME! new [re: Bamboo7]  

In reply to:

It's hidden because he's afraid of being stalked by the infamous AIDS pirate.


Beware the Albino AIDS Pirate.

I look like a llama.

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
01/26/06 08:30 PM
I never thought I'd say this... new [re: diamondogz74]  

Dear god, please put the blue shirt back on!!!

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher


Bamboo7
(kook)
01/26/06 08:31 PM
Brilliant new [re: FastChanges.]  




Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

Edited by Bamboo7 on 01/26/06 08:32 PM (server time).



Bamboo7
(kook)
01/26/06 09:55 PM
Couldn't help myself new [re: Bamboo7]  

How's this?



Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

beckie
(stardust savant)
01/26/06 10:19 PM
I don't wanna feel left out new [re: Bamboo7]  

All these pictures of people blackening their lungs, I felt lonely!!



and mine is a Djarum clove, nyah, at least it's tasty.

there is no hope without action

FastChanges.
(mortal with potential)
01/27/06 02:26 AM
Perfect new [re: Bamboo7]  

Little Effee, the bling and an AIDS Pirate.

I've just cropped it a bit



I look like a llama.

kintanofan
(kook)
01/27/06 02:29 AM
Re: pictures new [re: beckie]  

I am unsure of how to post pictures here, adn that would be great if someone could teach me.
But I have pictures at www.myspace.com/bowiefan


"I find freedom only in the realms of my own eccentricity"
-David Bowie

Bamboo7
(kook)
01/27/06 02:42 AM
Re: Perfect new [re: FastChanges.]  

I knew someone would appreciate the added bling.

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

kintanofan
(kook)
01/27/06 02:50 AM
Re: Perfect new [re: Bamboo7]  

bling is always good

"I find freedom only in the realms of my own eccentricity"
-David Bowie

FastChanges.
(mortal with potential)
01/27/06 02:56 AM
Re: pictures new [re: kintanofan]  

In reply to:

I am unsure of how to post pictures here, adn that would be great if someone could teach me.
But I have pictures at www.myspace.com/bowiefan


like this -
[image](the myspace url)[/image]


I look like a llama.

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
01/27/06 03:09 AM
Re: Getting out the vote new [re: dice]  

Good god, I watched the Karate Kid last night, as well.

Sweep the leg!

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

JR_Ewing
(grinning soul)
01/27/06 03:49 AM
Re: One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Do you by chance have your hands on a vandergraft generator


HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Exellent...:-D



More oil and no Barnes!

JR_Ewing
(grinning soul)
01/27/06 03:54 AM
Re: One hideous, drunken snaphot coming up! new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Smile a bit, and stop frowning!!

You should go have a holiday in the sun. It is way to cold where you are.

More oil and no Barnes!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/27/06 09:10 AM
Re: Perfect new [re: Bamboo7]  

In reply to:



I knew someone would appreciate the added bling.


I just luvvvvvvvvvvvvvve my bling




London Bye Ta-Ta...

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
01/27/06 12:46 PM
Re: Perfect new [re: diamondogz74]  

That dog is obviously doing something sordid to a transparent man.

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/27/06 01:04 PM
As you wish... new [re: Marquis]  

In reply to:

Dear god, please put the blue shirt back on!!!


Your wish Marquis is my command



27-01-06



London Bye Ta-Ta...

th0mas
(acolyte)
01/27/06 01:53 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: diamondogz74]  

hmm... you sort of look like one of new bond villains... "Doctor Dogz, you will never win and you know that!" "Ha, Bond this time as soon as effie finds ? out how to program that superlaser,you know I, am going to win "

Come and buy my tanks

kintanofan
(kook)
01/27/06 02:57 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: th0mas]  

Thanks Fast Changes!

"I find freedom only in the realms of my own eccentricity"
-David Bowie

Sam_X
(kook)
01/27/06 03:07 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: diamondogz74]  

BUDGIE!!!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Shelle
(cracked actor)
01/27/06 03:08 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: th0mas]  

In reply to:

Poster: th0mas
Subject: Re: As you wish...

hmm... you sort of look like one of new bond villains... "Doctor Dogz, you will never win and you know that!" "Ha, Bond this time as soon as effie finds ? out how to program that superlaser,you know I, am going to win "



OK, that's easily the funniest post ever by a German at TW.



He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/27/06 03:08 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: th0mas]  

In reply to:

hmm... you sort of look like one of new bond villains... "Doctor Dogz


I'd love to play the villian in a Bond film, yeah I know they always lose out, but it's such fun being mean

I'm incognito on this one



But don't let on.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
01/27/06 03:13 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: diamondogz74]  

You look kinda like Mike Garson in those pics, actually. And that's neither an insult nor a compliment, I think



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/27/06 03:23 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

You look kinda like Mike Garson in those pics, actually. And that's neither an insult nor a compliment, I think


I'd like to think it's a back handed compliment besides I have been known to tinkle the old ivories in the past.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Bamboo7
(kook)
01/27/06 05:43 PM
Re: As you wish... new [re: diamondogz74]  

I sure hope you meant tickle.

Awww, it's a cornucopia of love!

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
01/27/06 09:03 PM
I hope he takes a pic with a dove new [re: schizophrenic]  

I think he looks more like Roy Batty.



It's on my tits already BIG TIME!

FastChanges.
(grinning soul)
01/27/06 09:12 PM
I hope he stops tinkling on his piano new [re: JarethsGirl]  

I think he looks more like Nora Batty.

I look like a llama.

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
01/27/06 09:19 PM
Re: I hope he stops tinkling on his piano new [re: FastChanges.]  

She likes blue shirts, too.



It's on my tits already BIG TIME!

Sam_X
(kook)
01/28/06 06:26 AM
budgiebudgiebudgie new [re: diamondogz74]  





*twin peaks accent* One.. and.. the.. same!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/28/06 10:10 AM
Tickle/tinkle the ivories new [re: Bamboo7]  

In reply to:

I sure hope you meant tickle.


I think both tinkle and tickle apply

tickle/tinkle the ivories (humorous)
to play the piano. Grandma could tickle the ivories like a professional.


click


London Bye Ta-Ta...

LadyGravediggler
(mortal with potential)
01/28/06 10:36 AM
Re: Tickle/tinkle the ivories new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I think both tinkle and tickle apply


You wee on a piano?
That is not normal

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
01/28/06 10:39 AM
Re: Tickle/tinkle the ivories new [re: LadyGravediggler]  

Who ever said he was normal?

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Illustrated Discography
Bassman
Helden

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/28/06 03:36 PM
Re: Tickle/tinkle the ivories new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

Who ever said he was normal?


Ok! wize guy lol, come on own up, you've heard the term "tinkle the ivories" back me up for gawds sake


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Glitterbot
(stardust savant)
03/04/06 03:02 AM
omg pic post! new [re: diamondogz74]  

Here's a picture from this time where I did all these ludes in Vegas and I went on this journey to a "mirror world."


And here I am in a blurry picture taking a breather from the intense, intellectual culture of Las Vegas, and just relaxing in front of a
fountain in an outfit I totally walked around in public in (GLAM!!!!!!):


And here's a picture that I turned green so my face looked less red and blotchy:


And here's a picture where I look more like a normal human being but still is carefully selected I don't look fat:


Perhaps you're wondering why I'm posting so many pictures, or maybe who I am. I just want everyone to know I'm going to end up deleting them in like, the next week, so get it while it's hot, or something.

So, does twister post here anymore? Remember twister?



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/04/06 08:16 AM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: Glitterbot]  

All your photos are just perfection, now you would be the classic/sexy female I adore.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/04/06 02:06 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: diamondogz74]  

My face is here, if anyone's interested.

No, no, my new face.



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/04/06 02:50 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: schizophrenic]  

Great photo much better with shorter hair IMO, can anyone else see the uncanny resemblance to a young Paul McCartney?



I apologize for making you photo viewable to all, but the resemblance is really quite startling.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/04/06 03:55 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: diamondogz74]  

You know, he does have a point. And neither me nor my ego (being so large that it's a separate enitity) mind having my photo visible.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/04/06 04:10 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: schizophrenic]  

In reply to:

And neither me nor my ego (being so large that it's a separate enitity) mind having my photo visible.


That's good to know.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/04/06 04:17 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Oh man, you're hot!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/04/06 04:22 PM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: Sam_X]  

Fag!

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Claude
(big brother)
03/04/06 05:49 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  











----------------------
Claude

Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/04/06 06:41 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

Claude... you weren't in "Right Said Fred" by any chance were you?

A scholar and a gentleman. Well at least one of them...

anisette
(stardust savant)
03/04/06 06:47 PM
You can take the hair off the hippie... new [re: Persilot]  



))<>((

elvenlass
(acolyte)
03/04/06 07:14 PM
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Re: omg pic post! new [re: diamondogz74]  

Man, Schizo, awesome photo! Truly.

Here's a silly photo of me at UCI, taking advantage of some bent-over statue of a monk or something. People were walking by though. Otherwise, I would have made the picture more...naughty.

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. ~Garland Greene, Con Air


Claude
(big brother)
03/04/06 07:31 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Persilot]  

Suck my tit!!!!



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Claude

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/05/06 07:46 AM
Re: omg pic post! new [re: elvenlass]  

In reply to:

taking advantage of some bent-over statue of a monk or something.


Lucky monk

In reply to:

People were walking by though


And thinking...

Great photo elvenlass.


Oh and Claude, love your pics.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Claude
(big brother)
03/05/06 12:14 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  



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Claude

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/05/06 12:22 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

A neat trick using a mirror


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/05/06 04:42 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

Yes indeed, and a right tit you look, Claude.



FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/05/06 05:17 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

There sure are a lot of weird mutants on these boards.



It's Moustache March.



Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/05/06 05:24 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: guiltpuppy]  

YOUNG GARY OLDMAN!!!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Claude
(big brother)
03/05/06 05:43 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  





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Claude

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/05/06 05:47 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

Nothing gay about the direction we're going in now, is there?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/05/06 05:49 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Sam_X]  

In reply to:

YOUNG GARY OLDMAN!!!


Gary Oldman is a fag?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Claude
(big brother)
03/05/06 05:56 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

You are a real fag!!!

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Claude

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/05/06 06:03 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

No, I am bise...wait a minute, that's not right.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Claude
(big brother)
03/05/06 06:32 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  



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Claude

Arlequino
(cracked actor)
03/05/06 07:42 PM
Posey Motherfucker new [re: Claude]  



later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Starlite
(acolyte)
03/05/06 08:04 PM
Re: Posey Motherfucker new [re: Arlequino]  

Oh man, why not.

Glitterbot, you look Vegas-awesome! I wish the photo of you sprawled before a mirror had some coke to make it fully complete, though.

Anyway, here's one to keep up the tradition:



I posted a photo of these boots before, but I like this one a lot better. The colors came out especially nice.



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/06/06 02:07 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: guiltpuppy]  

You look very "Sam Spade" in that pic, which is hot. And the hat has a "Crocodile Dundee" flair, which is also hot. But, the moustache... is incomparable to any stache I've ever seen... Even Alan's.

That's saying a lot.

Anyway, here's the pic I was using as my icon, 'cept I did some wierdo thingies with it.



I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson... LULA!!!!!!

looking glass
(acolyte)
03/06/06 12:03 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JarethsGirl]  

a few new ones...





hands up, WHO WANTS TO DIE!

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/06/06 02:16 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: looking glass]  

You kind of look like a Rock 'n' Roll Dustin Hoffman.

Which is good.



Coz.. wouldn't we all do Dustin?

I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson... LULA!!!!!!

looking glass
(acolyte)
03/06/06 02:22 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JarethsGirl]  

you know, i've heard that one before. someone showed me a photo of him from the graduate, leaning over in bed as the older lover turned to her side.

i swear, i had a tough time convincing everyone that WASN'T me.

thanks, m'dear. excellent swirly photoshop skills above! nothing like a little fun in a good photograph.

hands up, WHO WANTS TO DIE!

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/06/06 02:41 PM
It's the patriotic thing to do new [re: looking glass]  

You have no idea how much joy you'd bring me and the rest of the TW populace if you dressed as Tootsie for Halloween (and posted pics, o' course). Please, just consider it.



I'm already working on something. I'm thinking Colonel Sanders or Willie Nelson. If I do the Colonel, I'm gonna force my friends to dress up as various fast food mascots and parade their idiocy with me. I've already got an Alby's Big Boy and a Wendy. Possibly, a Hamburglar.

P.S. Thanks for zi compliment!

I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson... LULA!!!!!!

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/07/06 00:36 AM
1000 words. new [re: JarethsGirl]  

I already went as the Col. for Halloween. You can find a picture here.

You have been warned.



robpongi
(kook)
03/07/06 06:57 AM
"The Making of Conversations With Sea and Sand" new [re: schizophrenic]  



The above stillframe from "The Making of Conversations With Sea and Sand" was selected as "Nomad Of The Week" on David Bowie.com (2005-03-01)



robpongi
(kook)
03/07/06 07:07 AM
"Tokyo Dance Party #3" new [re: robpongi]  



The above stillframe from the "Tokyo Dance Party #3" video was selected as "Nomad Of The Week" on David Bowie.com (2005-10-17)

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!



robpongi
(kook)
03/07/06 07:16 AM
Mass Media Photo new [re: robpongi]  



The above photo (taken last Spring in Tokyo with journalist Erik Bredhe during the filming of a soon-to-be-broadcast Swedish TV documentary "Entertainers in Japan") is now featured on the website of Sweden's second largest news media conglomerate known as Svenska Dagbladet. Photo by Jonatan Jarbel. Used by permission. See more mass media photo highlights of Rob Pongi at The Rob Pongi Fan Club



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/07/06 09:12 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: guiltpuppy]  

LOve that hat, great photo.

You remind me of an old school friend of mine.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
03/07/06 04:15 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

Claude.....my god.....are you so ugly????
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Monochrome

GiuIia
(grinning soul)
03/07/06 04:18 PM
Daddy nice, Yeti ugly. new [re: K]  

Daddy is not ugly. He is very nice.

He pays me well to tell him that.



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Giulia

Tin
(stardust savant)
03/07/06 06:47 PM
xtra crispy new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Hey JG: If you do go as the Colonel make sure to bring the prop my good buddy did: a KFC bucket with all the fixings a la giant, rubber, cockroaches.

Cheers!

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.

Claude
(big brother)
03/07/06 07:36 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: K]  



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Claude

stick
(wild eyed peoploid)
03/07/06 10:26 PM
Daddy 'n' ice, yet he ugly new [re: GiuIia]  

Giulia dear girl
come away from the corner
life is a room
and corners are for dunces




mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 07:58 AM
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mudley had a birthday...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:03 AM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

i got a present...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:06 AM
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with my friend lucinda...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:08 AM
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with my friend leanne...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:10 AM
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cake time...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/12/06 08:11 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

LOve the hair and the Dr Who boxset, how many discs does that contain mudley?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:15 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

thanks dogz! dw box set has 5 discs with heaps of extras. expect dw marathon in this house very soon :)

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/12/06 08:16 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

So how gay were you trying to look?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:24 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

haha, let's just say definitely a lot gayer than i usually look but i wasn't going to turn 34 in jeans and a t-shirt. that sounds really gay too doesn't it.

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/12/06 08:26 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

Nice one mudley Happy Birthday, the 3 candles on your scrumptious cake, does each one represent a decade cheeky aren't I lol.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/12/06 08:26 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

So then, "gayer than a picnic basket" is about what you were going for?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

mudley
(cracked actor)
03/12/06 08:33 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Yes MonkeyBoy, you've got it. Gay As A Daisy as we say in Australia.

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

Claude
(big brother)
03/12/06 08:45 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: mudley]  

Cool pics!!! You look very fine!!!

----------------------
Claude

RealThing
(crash course raver)
03/12/06 12:25 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Claude]  

I'm sure you've all forgotten what I look like.


Inconsiderate and uncultured, that's an educated edge!



diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/12/06 12:54 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: RealThing]  

In reply to:

I'm sure you've all forgotten what I look like.


Thanks for the reminder photo, CUTE!!! very


London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/13/06 10:08 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: RealThing]  

Very cute, Real Thing! I love the hair.

Me in a rather vintage, rather floppy hat.



Let's drink to libido. Because it may in fact be the only thing separating us from Diamonddogz. ~ guiltpuppy

Vanessa_Y
(crash course raver)
03/14/06 06:58 PM
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JG, You are freaking gorgous! I want that hat too, it kicks ass.
Here is me, Kinda drunk, at a party on saturday, or friday....I dunno I did both.

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976




Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/14/06 07:19 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Beauty!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

RealThing
(crash course raver)
03/14/06 08:52 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: JarethsGirl]  

I dig the hat. Shit you're looking good these days!
Thanks for the compliment, I cut my own hair.

Inconsiderate and uncultured, that's an educated edge!



JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/15/06 01:59 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: RealThing]  

In reply to:

JG, You are freaking gorgous! I want that hat too, it kicks ass.



In reply to:

I dig the hat. Shit you're looking good these days!



In reply to:

Beauty!




Thanks, dahlings! I think all of you look ravishing, as well!

...Ah, the power of the floppy hat.

Let's drink to libido. Because it may in fact be the only thing separating us from Diamonddogz. ~ guiltpuppy

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/15/06 02:14 PM
The Laser Beam of Love new [re: JarethsGirl]  

The Curse of the Creature?



The Curse of the Ghost!



And I'll be back later with a special photo-op just for Strawman.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/15/06 03:30 PM
Much nicer new [re: Marquis]  

You're looking much nicer these days Matthew, your beard has been neatly trimmed

You still have that air of mystery I adore so much, very much a dark side to you young man.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/16/06 11:39 AM
Re: The Laser Beam of Love new [re: Marquis]  

Man, you look like one of those scientists from John Carpenter's The Thing!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

EASTMAN
(grinning soul)
03/16/06 05:08 PM
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moi



Marquis
(fetch a priest)
03/16/06 05:22 PM
Traw vs. Traw new [re: Sam_X]  

Thanks, I've always dreamed of looking like a scientist.

Actually, my motivation during that photo shoot was to try to look like a giant floating robot destroying a city with my laser eyes. Effects to be added later, of course.

From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual


Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/16/06 06:29 PM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: Marquis]  

Well, that particular scientist gets infected and lets out a ghastly howl (before getting cremated by Kurt Russell's flamethrower).

So you've kinda nailed that sci-fi theme, at least.

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

krettis
(cracked actor)
03/17/06 05:24 AM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: Sam_X]  



Your dream is such a scary place to be trapped inside - Anathema
I hate you, baboonclit

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/17/06 06:19 AM
Re: The Laser Beam of Love new [re: Marquis]  





FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

Shelle
(cracked actor)
03/17/06 03:29 PM
Looking moody good new [re: Strawman]  

Hot damn!

I used to think Bowie looked good in his 40s, but Strawman is just the finest hunk of English fortysomething manhood I've ever laid eyes on.

"The Smarter than Shelle Club: p2c not welcome." --- Beltene


anisette
(stardust savant)
03/17/06 03:43 PM
maw vs maw new [re: krettis]  

sometimes i'm sad

but not always.


))<>((

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/17/06 04:08 PM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: krettis]  

Come on krettis, stop be so bashful and show us a full face photo please


In reply to:

but not always.


A very nice photo anisette

You look so much more approachable when smiling.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
03/17/06 07:13 PM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: diamondogz74]  


Bored.


Still bored.


Sleeping Beauty...? You decide.

We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

guiltpuppy
(cracked actor)
03/18/06 00:32 AM
Re: The Laser Beam of Love new [re: Strawman]  

You know, Straw, you have a bit of the Bowie in you. I mean, if David Bowie mated with a leprechaun.





JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 00:47 AM
Brilliant!! new [re: anisette]  

Anisette, so fair.. Look at those pale, beautiful eyes! All those wits and cute hair, to boot.

I started to type this out earlier with a buzz and then my computer crashed and then I got high. And then I restarted my computer, because the internet and horrid stinking Peach Schnapps are my only friends in the whole wide world... Or at least the Tri-State Area. I hate Peach Schnapps but it's the only liquor in the house. Maybe I'll put some green food coloring in my next shot. Festive.

Where's the Guinness Fairy when you need him?

Anyway, here's a pic of me looking despondent because everyone has plans but me, tonight.



Let's drink to libido. Because it may in fact be the only thing separating us from Diamonddogz. ~ guiltpuppy

Vanessa_Y
(crash course raver)
03/18/06 01:42 AM
Re: Brilliant!! new [re: JarethsGirl]  

BLAH I wish I had plans. I could've, but..I am a bit partied out from the last weekend. I do have a date tommorrow however. But what'll I do tonight..hmmm..hmm..

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976




anisette
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 02:10 AM
Re: Brilliant!! new [re: JarethsGirl]  

tonight my friends are basic ultra lights and the biggest bottle of cheap chardonnay with a pretty name (Joliesse) you can find at my local K-roger...the guiness fairy is a fucking faggot asshole!



you're beautiful, j-go...

))<>((

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 02:33 AM
Re: Brilliant!! new [re: anisette]  

Thanks, missy.

I feel funny.

I knew I hated Peach Schnapps for a reason.

Let's drink to libido. Because it may in fact be the only thing separating us from Diamonddogz. ~ guiltpuppy

anisette
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 02:36 AM
Re: Brilliant!! new [re: JarethsGirl]  

you'd feel funnier about peach fuzz at this point.

))<>((

anisette
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 02:49 AM
Re: Brilliant!! new [re: anisette]  

andy by funnier, i mean i should go to bed.

))<>((

ghostlove
(crash course raver)
03/18/06 05:03 AM
it is a dream... new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

oleander, you are sweet. Nostagia in the present, you smack me to fantasy. I love you. muwaah!

cra ck



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/18/06 07:22 AM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: OleanderWhoosh]  

In reply to:


Look who just got added to my "Who I'd Do" list!

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

krettis
(cracked actor)
03/18/06 07:36 AM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Come on krettis, stop be so bashful and show us a full face photo please


I don't think you want that.



Your dream is such a scary place to be trapped inside - Anathema
I hate you, baboonclit

PHOENIX
(stardust savant)
03/18/06 07:37 AM
Terror From the TV new [re: JarethsGirl]  

JarethsGirl you are very beautiful. But that picture looks like Samara coming to kill me. It scares me.

But I keep on looking at it.

Any parts of this post that you didn't read may be stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator for 2-3 days. Reheat and enjoy.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/18/06 08:46 AM
It's not what you think new [re: Strawman]  


Okay, why did I post a pic of myself drying my hair?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/18/06 08:50 AM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: krettis]  

In reply to:

I don't think you want that.


Oh but I do yes you look very handsome

In reply to:

Sleeping Beauty...? You decide.


BLISS


London Bye Ta-Ta...

OleanderWhoosh
(kook)
03/18/06 02:01 PM
Re: Traw vs. Traw new [re: diamondogz74]  

You are all too kind!

We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/18/06 04:50 PM
So very drunk new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Stay tuned for the hangover pic...


“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

revidescent
(cracked actor)
03/19/06 04:51 PM
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...
<

Andrée-Anne

I'll be a rock'n'rollin' bitch for you

revidescent
(cracked actor)
03/19/06 04:51 PM
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........
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Andrée-Anne

I'll be a rock'n'rollin' bitch for you

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/19/06 07:29 PM
Re: So very drunk new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Eraserhead!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/19/06 07:51 PM
Re: So very drunk new [re: Sam_X]  

Thanks, I guess. That's exactly what Jarethsgirl pointed out after seeing the film...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/19/06 07:56 PM
Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Sam_X]  

Me last Friday, before going to work.



What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
03/19/06 08:02 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

What a wonderfully bored expression! Were you considering suicide as an alternative for working by any chance?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/20/06 09:00 AM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Mathieu, you remind me of a young Gary Numan

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Alcohol brought about this look of utter dispair


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/20/06 09:53 AM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Funniest pic in this thread has to be this one:-



What on earth do you think you look like?











FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/20/06 11:26 AM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Strawman]  

I guess this is how most people imagine me! and so it is me, trying desperately to be Bowiesque


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Black Prism
(cracked actor)
03/20/06 01:05 PM
Peekaboo new [re: Strawman]  

S'pose an update's in order. A bit young here, I know, but this was taken last month . . .



Diamond_dave, do you want me now?

[neon]I'm not trolling; I'm moderating. [/neon]

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 01:45 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: RabbitFighter]  

In reply to:

What a wonderfully bored expression! Were you considering suicide as an alternative for working by any chance?


Thanks. The alternative I was considering was to stay home with a good book and then watch pictures of Monkeyboy and fall in love.

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 01:53 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Mathieu, you remind me of a young Gary Numan


I'll take that as an insult.



What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Sam_X
(electric tomato)
03/20/06 02:33 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Definitely an insult..


"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 02:46 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Sam_X]  

This is called "not ageing well".

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/20/06 03:42 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I guess this is how most people imagine me!


Guess again


"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 03:47 PM
If they mated... new [re: Sam_X]  

That looks like the love child of Willem Dafoe, Jerry Mathers, and a case of black eyeliner?







Let's drink to libido. Because it may in fact be the only thing separating us from Diamonddogz. ~ guiltpuppy

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/20/06 03:47 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

In reply to:

and then watch pictures of Monkeyboy and fall in love.


I knew it. Cue ass shot that Dogz has so creepily saved on his own photobucket account.

But he's asexual, so it's alright if he's totally inappropriate.

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/20/06 03:49 PM
Re: If they mated... new [re: JarethsGirl]  

When did Willem Dafoe become the American Peter O'Toole?

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/20/06 04:00 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

I can assure you Mathieu, It was meant as a sincere compliment, Gary Numan when younger was very good looking IMO. Nice forehead and romantic eyes.



In reply to:

Guess again


LOL! I'd make a fortune on the freak shows, If I could do that, you suggesting I have anal retentention, buster?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/20/06 04:05 PM
He would make a lovely racehorse new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Nice forehead


...wow...

"life is a big show I know, but behind that show! Is reality, corny, but true." - Dogz, on metaphysics

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 04:22 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Numan looks like the offspring of William Devane and a dead horse.




What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Beltene
(acolyte)
03/20/06 04:50 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Cue ass shot that Dogz has so creepily saved on his own photobucket account.


I actually saved that one to my computer for a quick & easy access but at least I kept quiet about it.

You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

Beltene
(acolyte)
03/20/06 04:53 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

You look like someone I'd date while dating other people as well.

































I meant that as a compliment.

You see, darling...my ass does belong on your face! You just don't know it yet.

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/20/06 05:01 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Beltene]  

Are you out of your "Brutal masturbation over partner's face" phase? Just checking.

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Diamond_Dave
(cracked actor)
03/20/06 08:19 PM
Re: Peekaboo new [re: Black Prism]  

It must have taken you at least a day to think of that one Black Prism. Your wit is just endless. I can see you doing stand up to sell out crowds one day.

You sure do know how to show your age at times don't you? Silly git.



Please check out my Bowie Bootleg Site...
...
Bowie On Disc

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 08:06 AM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  


I don't like you when you post horrible pictures, please remove it, or link it.



In reply to:

...wow...


That's what I thought.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/21/06 09:21 AM
Re: Terror From the TV new [re: PHOENIX]  

PHOENIX???

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Helden

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 12:24 PM
Re: Terror From the TV new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

In reply to:

PHOENIX???


My thoughts exactly. I was wondering if someone would make a remark.



Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 02:17 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Sissy.

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

syndrome
(wild eyed peoploid)
03/21/06 02:25 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Something made me want to post in this thread but I couldn't be bothered to choose any so here's my MySpace pictures page. I really don't know why I'm doing this, though.

Listen to my band. Do it.
Then get some more.
(If you want more songs, just ask me.)

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 02:38 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

In reply to:

Sissy.


I'm far from that young Mathieu , It's just that I find those sort of pictures undignified to a once great beast, or any form of life come to that, to show it dead proves what?



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 02:55 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

It proves that Effee will rot in the sun someday. Maybe in five years, maybe tomorrow. Preferably tomorrow.

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 03:04 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

NONSENSE!!!, I bet she outlives you in dog years

You on the other hand, will rot in hell, sucking on cocks covered in puss filled boils


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 03:19 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

R.I.P., Effee!



What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 03:40 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

NEVER!!!

Leave my dog out of this please, sure pick on me all you wish frog face , just leave her alone, thank you.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 03:54 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Don't you just love crispy dog skin? Koreans do. You could sell Effee for a good price there.



What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/21/06 04:00 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Koreans would eat shit, If it were battered, I know you jest with me Mathieu, tis fine, I love you really on a purely plutonic basis of course.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/21/06 04:03 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

"plutonic"




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Bassman
Helden

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/21/06 04:22 PM
Re: Should I stay or should I go? new [re: diamondogz74]  

Does that mean you like to insert plutonium bars in your body cavities while wanking over my latest picture?

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/22/06 02:25 AM
I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

Leave my dog out of this please


This would be easy to do if you were to stop showering us with pictures of your stupid fucking dog. Learn some restraint, for fuck sake! Until then...

EFFEE MUST DIE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/22/06 08:39 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Learn some restraint


This from you is a joke, practise what your preach first.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Starlite
(acolyte)
03/22/06 08:53 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

This from you is a joke, practise what your preach first.


I don't know; I don't see Monkeyboy posting anything on these forums that isn't fair game to make fun of, and definitely not repeatedly.

It's a fact of TW that if you post something, you put it up to the possibility of public ridicule and insults. And the more often you post it, the more probable such possibility becomes.

So if you want people not to make dead Effie jokes, don't talk about Effie.



krettis
(cracked actor)
03/22/06 09:02 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: Starlite]  

Why not post an animal picture topic?
So no one has to be shocked by furry creatures which at first hand seemed to be posters but lately on you come to the conclusion it's a cat/dog/giraffe/deadhamster.

Let the cool Goddes rust away.

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/22/06 09:57 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: Starlite]  

In reply to:

It's a fact of TW that if you post something, you put it up to the possibility of public ridicule and insults.


That much I do understand, people can take the piss out of me if they want. I bother not, but I cannot see the point of writing derogatory posts about our pets, to me it's just plain nasty and spiteful and doesn't say much for the person who pens such bile.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Pablo-Picasso
(acolyte)
03/22/06 10:02 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

It doesn't, as you say, but it is done to get a reaction, if you didn't bite, they wouldn't do it.

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Helden

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/22/06 10:03 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

How much would you be prepared to part with if effe were held to ransom?

FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/22/06 10:05 AM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: Pablo-Picasso]  

Ok


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/22/06 03:48 PM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I cannot see the point of writing derogatory posts about our pets, to me it's just plain nasty and spiteful and doesn't say much for the person who pens such bile.


Really? I'll give you a hint, then: we are sick of seeing your fucking dog every five minutes.

EFFEE MUST DIE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/22/06 04:01 PM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

How much would you be prepared to part with if effe were held to ransom?


I consider her priceless, so therefore nothing would be held materialistic by me, I would part with anything to have her back, as I'm sure most pet owners would.

There is a website setup by a very nice lady, who helps people recover pets that are stolen, she was on BBC television recently.


How much would you be prepared to part with if any of your children or wife, were held to ransom?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
03/22/06 04:14 PM
Re: I feel I should jump in here new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

How much would you be prepared to part with if any of your children or wife, were held to ransom?


I would give my life.


Who looks after effe when you're at work?


FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

Persilot
(stardust savant)
03/22/06 05:58 PM
Meanwhile new [re: Strawman]  

Just been browsing through some old folders and I came across an amusing picture of me doing a Des Lynham (a famous British sports broadcaster) impression. Not convinced I suit a moustache even a fake one.



You must be hammer unto anvil

ped_xing
(electric tomato)
03/22/06 06:14 PM
Attachment
Re: Meanwhile new [re: Persilot]  

Here is a picture of me and my group at the World Expo:


I AM DIZZY MISS LIZZY

Edited by ped_xing on 03/22/06 06:15 PM (server time).



ped_xing
(electric tomato)
03/22/06 06:15 PM
Re: Meanwhile new [re: ped_xing]  

OOPS that is me on the right of course! !! !

I AM DIZZY MISS LIZZY

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/22/06 07:23 PM
Re: Meanwhile new [re: ped_xing]  

You're gorgeous!

Rest in pieces,
Sweet Effee!


AdamAdministrator
(eden but no sham)
03/22/06 09:47 PM
Effee, Hitler's dog and the bad Lassie new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I would part with anything to have her back


Even TW?

In that case, I'd suggest a good bodyguard for your inbred bit of fluff.

BOWIE DOWNUNDER

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/22/06 09:52 PM
Re: Meanwhile new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

And that isn't your new avatar why?




eraserhead
(stardust savant)
03/23/06 04:02 AM
Un-original people of TW new [re: Bamboo7]  

The thing that surprises me here is that you, the people of TW, are so mainstream. None of you is contrary. Why? Not being contrary is basically the same as saying: "I don't exist, I am nobody. I'm replaceable. I'm just another copy."

Here on TW today, everybody is repeating what the other person is saying. Monkeyboy says "Death to Effie!", and hundreds of voices repeat "Death to Effie!", as if these people are incapable of forming and expressing their own voice of opinion. Where is the originality? Where is your sense of pride and self-esteem?

Personally, I have to say that just the thought of myself being the echo of Monkeyboy's voice, or any TWer's voice, scares me, no matter if I agree or disagree with what they're saying. So, yeah, I'm surprised and saddened by the lack of contrary people here on TW. If just one person would go against the mainstream here, and say something positive about Dogz and his love for Effie, I'd think that person was very cool. But, as always, that person is me, and no one else but me. I love Effie and I think it's great that there are people out there like Dogz, who genuinely care so much for their pet animal.






Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/23/06 05:45 AM
UR so rite new [re: eraserhead]  

In reply to:

Here on TW today, everybody is repeating what the other person is saying. Monkeyboy says "Death to Effie!", and hundreds of voices repeat "Death to Effie!", as if these people are incapable of forming and expressing their own voice of opinion.


Well to be fair, I actually was hoping that it would become a battle cry of sorts.

But I have to agree with you - so therefore; I couldn't disagree with you more.

EFFEE MUST DIE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/23/06 08:44 AM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: eraserhead]  

Thank you eraserhead, why people cannot understand an owners love for his/her pet animal is beyond me.

Well done for breaking the TW mould.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Emil
(acolyte)
03/23/06 09:56 AM
I have dogs too new [re: eraserhead]  

Well said Eraserhead and I regret that I wasn't the first to say it. Now, in response to Starlite's proposition

In reply to:

It's a fact of TW that if you post something, you put it up to the possibility of public ridicule and insults. And the more often you post it, the more probable such possibility becomes.

So if you want people not to make dead Effie jokes, don't talk about Effie.


I must object that tasteless jokes about killing or abusing pets is way beyond the line for normal social behavior and I don't think anyone should have to put up with it. DD74 provoked those jokes just as much as a woman provokes rape by wearing sexy clothes.

As an alternative, we will be confiscating weed supplies and replacing them with magic mushrooms, in hopes of helping niggas see beyond their reality. ~ Saul Williams

eraserhead
(stardust savant)
03/23/06 10:24 AM
Re: I have dogs too new [re: Emil]  

In reply to:

[dd74] Thank you eraserhead, why people cannot understand an owners love for his/her pet animal is beyond me.


It is beyond me as well. It really is. But, as always, it's their loss. People who will never feel this love deserve our sympathy. In this world of stress and competition and hostility, I feel that the only thing we have left, the only thing that has lasted, that still is pure, and seems to be worth living for, is our pet animals, and the love we feel for them, and the love they feel for us. Everything else is going to hell, more or less.


In reply to:

[Emil] I must object that tasteless jokes about killing or abusing pets is way beyond the line for normal social behavior and I don't think anyone should have to put up with it. DD74 provoked those jokes just as much as a woman provokes rape by wearing sexy clothes


Very well said, Emil. I agree. And when I say I agree, you know I agree, since I never want to agree with anyone. Even if someone would say something nice about Iggy Pop, I would have a hard time agreeing with them, because of my contrary personality. But on this, I couldn't agree with you more.




Arlequino
(cracked actor)
03/23/06 11:04 AM
Re: I have dogs too new [re: Emil]  

But, Emil, since when has TW existed within the parameters of 'normal social behavior'? Moreover, I suspect that DD74 provoked these jokes not merely because of the his constant Effee talk, but because of his overall demeanour. It's just that making jokes about his dog seems to be the best way of provoking a reaction.

And provoking a reaction seems to be the primary purpose of jokers such as Monkeyboy, Strawman et al.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay



Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
03/23/06 02:52 PM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: eraserhead]  

What?!? That little gif amuses me. Oh, and we're not mainstream, we just have a unique sense of togetherness.

And for future information, I guess you haven't noticed that I'm one of the few around here that actually enjoys DD74's posts. I even joined in the Christmas Furry One thread with a picture of my own dog. So you can quit it with the generalizations for now.


Edited by Bamboo7 on 03/23/06 02:55 PM (server time).



th0mas
(acolyte)
03/25/06 02:27 PM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: eraserhead]  

In reply to:

Not being contrary is basically the same as saying: "I don't exist, I am nobody. I'm replaceable. I'm just another copy."


Yep, from my job I know that that is exactly the attitude of the usual profile nerotic avertising agency guy. Disagreeing to prove their own importance, which 90% of the time simply does not exist.
If that is really the maxime you follow than you are caring way too much about what others think of you instead of thinking what you want yourself.

The whole Effie joke would be boring already if it would't still work on some level in annoying DDogz and yourself. This is why people keep developing more and more creepy jokes and someting which resembles a strange kind of fan fiction. And you have to admit that there are good ideas among them.

In reply to:

If just one person would go against the mainstream here, and say something positive about Dogz and his love for Effie, I'd think that person was very cool.


you mean like "Antz, I really appreciate how much you love you pet and treat her like a human being"? Man, that's even more creepy than your idea of disagreeing with everyone and if you are that much into harmony at every cost the people round you must be throwing up all day long.
This place is about entertaining output - the more creative, the better. Some posts are received better others worse. and if someone fills a rather large part of his 10000+ posts - which in most of the cases probably are not belonging to the most entertaining ones - by writing about his dog he will be seen as the creepy guy obsessed with his dog.

Perhaps some of the Effie jokes are not really an agreement with monkeyboy or a personal vendetta against a pet but rather a statement of disagreement with the remaining posts of those 10000+ which are not about Effie.


Come and buy my tanks

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/25/06 03:00 PM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: th0mas]  

Thank you th0mas, I have never hid how much I truly love/adore my little dog, to me, she is my world and always shall be, that special understanding one has with their pet, that feeling of true untarnished love, love that isn't false.

Here she is taken this morning, playing the lil madam behind the blinds, barking at the occasional peoples/dogs that might pass by




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/25/06 03:37 PM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

she is my world and always shall be, that special understanding one has with their pet, that feeling of true untarnished love, love that isn't false.


Have you considered child molestation?

EFFEE MUST DIE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/25/06 03:56 PM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Have you considered child molestation?


I don't understand why you ask such a vile question?

Explain please.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/25/06 04:10 PM
WWDzD? new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

I don't understand why you ask such a vile question?

Explain please.


You know very well what I mean. Please! don't insult me with such questions.

EFFEE MUST DIE!

Starlite
(acolyte)
03/25/06 10:59 PM
And I think owning pets is animal slavery new [re: Emil]  

In reply to:

DD74 provoked those jokes just as much as a woman provokes rape by wearing sexy clothes.


Yeah, uh-huh, forgive me for thinking that having one's feelings hurt isn't quite anywhere near the level of rape. (Which isn't even within the parameters of actions that fit within the definition of an "abuse of social behavior.")

Besides, even going with your rape example (you should join PeTA, btw), there's wearing sexy clothes, and then there's putting on glittery pasties and no underwear, walking into a sexaholics anonymous meeting, and proceeding to wrap one's legs around the attendees' faces, despite pleas to stop from the coordinator. And then coming back every week and repeating the performance.



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/25/06 11:25 PM
Re: And I think owning pets is animal slavery new [re: Starlite]  

In reply to:

Besides, even going with your rape example (you should join PeTA, btw), there's wearing sexy clothes, and then there's putting on glittery pasties and no underwear, walking into a sexaholics anonymous meeting, and proceeding to wrap one's legs around the attendees' faces, despite pleas to stop from the coordinator. And then coming back every week and repeating the performance.


Wait...that was you?

FUCK EFFEE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
03/26/06 06:50 AM
New Photo! new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

You know very well what I mean. Please! don't insult me with such questions.


But I don't know what you mean and how have I insulted you?

This is a picture thread, so here is a new photo of Effee taken with my new cellphone camera, 2 megapixel.



Dozing in the spring sunshine, March 22nd 2006


London Bye Ta-Ta...

krettis
(cracked actor)
03/26/06 07:55 AM
Re: New Photo! new [re: diamondogz74]  

I don't think this topic is for posting pictures of dogs nor discussing about threating effee. Feedback is the magic word.

Let the cool Goddes rust away.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
03/26/06 03:52 PM
I hope you're sorry you asked new [re: diamondogz74]  

Let's take this outside (safe link)

FUCK EFFEE!

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
03/27/06 04:32 AM
Re: Un-original people of TW new [re: eraserhead]  

Actually, I was the first to suggest that Effee must die. Then Monkeyboy decided to give me support. He's the unoriginal one.

Rest in pieces,
Sweet Effee!


AdamAdministrator
(eden but no sham)
04/01/06 12:46 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Last weekend @ Federation Square (in the city to watch some Commonwealth Games & bands):





BOWIE DOWNUNDER

AdamAdministrator
(eden but no sham)
04/01/06 12:50 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Adam]  

One more pic - this time in 'moderator pose':





BOWIE DOWNUNDER

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/01/06 01:44 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Adam]  

In reply to:

One more pic - this time in 'moderator pose':


Where are the hanging corks cobber?

Nice photos thanks.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
04/01/06 01:59 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Adam]  

Cool pics, Adamski.

I've noticed that within this thread many people, including myself, have posed to the extreme in order to be Bowie-esque or get their best side/look in.

In the next photo I've decided to go completely natural for a change:





FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

schizophrenic
(stardust savant)
04/01/06 02:11 PM
Ah, what the hell... new [re: Strawman]  

God damn it, you look cool.



Strawman
(acolyte)
04/01/06 02:14 PM
Re: Ah, what the hell... new [re: schizophrenic]  

Many thanks, Schizo.

But that is serious posing - I'd love to come across like that in the flesh.

FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/01/06 02:23 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Percy, I beg of you! do not go to Strawie's, please heed my warning!!!




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Strawman
(acolyte)
04/01/06 02:27 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: diamondogz74]  

Why's that then?

FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/01/06 02:39 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Because this is the pose of a psychotic mass murderer, Oh shit scrap that comment, I was thinking I was in another ego




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Marquis
(fetch a priest)
04/01/06 02:43 PM
Suicide Squeeze new [re: diamondogz74]  

Hey fat-fingers, I think you need a bigger ring.

Charlie Manson:Oi, you fucking poof, can't you READ.
Dogz:I can look at pictures.



krettis
(cracked actor)
04/01/06 02:50 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Lol @ strawman

Let the cool Goddes rust away.
[img]http://imagegen.last.fm/artistAuto/recenttracks/Krettis.gif[/img]

EuropeanCanon
(crash course raver)
04/01/06 02:57 PM
Strawman's Bean new [re: Strawman]  

Your photo reminds me of how Sean Bean might look in 20 years time.

I think we all get that feeling “what can I do to help the human race” then you probably like me say fuck it theirs something on the TV - JamieSim

krettis
(cracked actor)
04/01/06 03:03 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: krettis]  





Let the cool Goddes rust away.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/01/06 03:04 PM
Re: Suicide Squeeze new [re: Marquis]  

My cock ring is bigger.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/01/06 04:07 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Adam]  

Are those hats required in Austrailia or something?

FUCK EFFEE!

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/01/06 04:10 PM
Re: Suicide Squeeze new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

My cock ring is bigger.


But he's asexual.

FUCK EFFEE!

KModerator
(thunder ocean)
04/01/06 04:22 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Adam]  

I know I've said it before, but Adam bears surprising resemblance to Florian Schneider of Kraftwerk.

"Winning is not as important as being better than everyone else."

Vanessa_Y
(crash course raver)
04/01/06 04:36 PM
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Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: K]  

WELLLLL here is me, and my BF JOhn, at a party about a weekago. Yes, I am drunk.

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976




Sam_X
(electric tomato)
04/01/06 05:46 PM
Veeeee twooooo new [re: K]  

Never thought of it before but the second picture.. yes, yes! It's definitely Florian! Who are you trying to fool, Ada--Florian?!

"I don't post here, but i like to come sometimes.."
~ sweet Bibi

Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
04/01/06 06:19 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Strawman, how is it that your pictures are always incredibly hott?




JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/01/06 09:11 PM
I for one think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two new [re: Bamboo7]  

In reply to:

Strawman, how is it that your pictures are always incredibly hott?


I was wondering the same thing. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but he's something of a Kevin Kline/Bowie hybrid. And a ginger! Mick Hucknall must have poked his dick inside the transmitter pod on the sly.

Well, I got some more. Here's me looking rather impressed.


And here's me trying to make an impression.


Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be

Starlite
(acolyte)
04/01/06 11:01 PM
Re: I for one think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two new [re: JarethsGirl]  

Hmmm. Last time you posted your pics, I said you looked like Kate Winslet... now you remind me more of Alicia Silverstone. Especially that first photo.







JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/02/06 03:03 AM
And everyone will wanna look just like me-ee-ee! new [re: Starlite]  

Hmm, I'll take that as a great compliment, as I've always thought she was very pretty.

Damn, I'd give my right arm to make out with Paul Rudd.

Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be

Strawman
(acolyte)
04/02/06 05:56 AM
Re: I for one think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two new [re: JarethsGirl]  

In reply to:

I was wondering the same thing. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but he's something of a Kevin Kline/Bowie hybrid. And a ginger! Mick Hucknall must have poked his dick inside the transmitter pod on the sly.


You're too kind, 'though I must say extremely accurate, but I could've done without the Hucknall part. It seems as though the TW males by their comments are everso slightly jealous of my good looks, which I s'pose is understandable 'cause of their unfortunate dispositions & my being a heterosexual - which leads me to wishing I was at least 20 years younger so's it would be acceptable for me to bone you left, right & centre without feeling a tinge of guilt.

FIFA WORLD CUP 2006

Persilot
(stardust savant)
04/02/06 08:28 AM
My response to dogz new [re: diamondogz74]  



You must be hammer unto anvil

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/02/06 08:45 AM
Old hands new [re: Persilot]  

My what an old looking hand you have, I mean considering your young age




London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/02/06 03:53 PM
You got a fire down below? new [re: Strawman]  

In reply to:

which leads me to wishing I was at least 20 years younger so's it would be acceptable for me to bone you left, right & centre without feeling a tinge of guilt.


Well, I have always had the ineffable desire to get it on with a fire crotch. Do the carpets match the drapes?

Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
04/02/06 08:14 PM
Re: Old hands new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

My what an old looking hand you have, I mean considering your young age


Wheras yours is simply old.

And terrifying.

FUCK EFFEE!

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
04/03/06 07:43 AM
Peace new [re: Monkeyboy]  




London Bye Ta-Ta...

JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
04/04/06 01:32 AM
Shocker new [re: diamondogz74]  



Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be

gailfire
(mortal with potential)
04/04/06 06:51 AM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Strawman]  

Oh. Pictures.
(EDIT: whoops I forgot I already had the Aladdin Sane picture as my avatar thingie. Shame on me.)
Here's me pretending to be Japanese instead:


and here I am very very drunk in Newcastle about three weeks ago:






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...So now you could spend the morning talking with me quite amazed. Look out, I'm raving mad and somewhat slightly dazed...

Edited by gailfire on 04/04/06 08:30 AM (server time).



Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
04/04/06 03:02 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: gailfire]  

Is that Edward Norton with you?

Rest in pieces,
Sweet Effee!


Bamboo7
(electric tomato)
04/04/06 03:06 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Silly Froggy. Everyone knows that he is the love child of Edward Norton and Johnny Depp. You were close, though.




gailfire
(mortal with potential)
04/04/06 03:09 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

haha wouldn't that have been special. Alas, no, it's just some random English dude I met in whatever club that was. I was awfully drunk by that point.

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...So now you could spend the morning talking with me quite amazed. Look out, I'm raving mad and somewhat slightly dazed...

Persilot
(stardust savant)
04/04/06 04:52 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: gailfire]  

In reply to:

and here I am very very drunk in Newcastle about three weeks ago:


Coincidently I was also very drunk in Newcastle three weeks ago (but then again I'm usually horribly drunk in Newcastle every weekend.) I'm afraid the pictures are too horrific to show to the general public.

You must be hammer unto anvil

Froggy Starlust
(stardust savant)
04/04/06 05:48 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Persilot]  

You mean this?



Rest in pieces,
Sweet Effee!


Persilot
(stardust savant)
04/04/06 05:58 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Froggy Starlust]  

Much worse than that...

You must be hammer unto anvil

gailfire
(mortal with potential)
04/04/06 07:46 PM
Re: The All New Picture Thread new [re: Persilot]  

I've got some pretty awful ones from that night as well. Getting drunk in Newcastle is great fun. I intend to do it as often as possible once I am officially a resident of the UK. Then again, I will really just be carrying on my tradition of being horribly drunk every weekend no matter where I am. But being horribly drunk in England has, so far, been more fun than being horribly drunk elsewhere. Soon soon soon.

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...So now you could spend the morning talking with me quite amazed. Look out, I'm raving mad and somewhat slightly dazed...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
04/08/06 05:02 PM
Ill & ugly as sin new [re: gailfire]  



Rest assured, I wouldn't torment you guys like this if I was even relatively sober...

"This is Arthur, I had sex with him last night."
Marc


th0mas
(acolyte)
04/09/06 03:15 PM
Re: Ill & ugly as sin new [re: RabbitFighter]