And within this thread I'd like to see authentic pictures of nomdeplume, planocraft, shelle, fastchanges, b_mardle & all the other suspect alter egos -- Posting pictures of yourselves looking at TW on your 'puter screens would suffice in proving your authenticity -- Failure to do so will obviously lend to further suspicion.





There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

Why do you want to know who are alter egoes?

I like to know who I'm dealing with.


Where's your photo?



There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

This looks like a pretty transparent attempt to add to your wanking material, and as such something no decent TWer would have anything to do with.

Does Mrs. Strawman know you're soliciting pictures of this nature?

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

I'm the guy in white:



The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

what the one on the far right?

That's one monster of a dildo you're holding in that picture, Monkeyboy.


Hence the expression on Oswald's face, I reckon.

... and I mean that in a sexual way.

I have no idea why either me or shelle are considered as potential alter-ego's...

It's a slippery road. One minute I'm posting an innocent photo of me looking at TW or holding Low over my left shoulder (that's my left, not yours), next minute you're demanding beaver shots with Toni licking my lady parts, just to prove she exists too.

Besides, if failure to post any more photos for you pervs arouses suspicion, that's fine by me, as I'm here only to arouse.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

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Interesting question all right.

Probably because being new in these parts, we don't know what the rules are on How Not To Appear Like An Alter Ego.

So we make all sorts of "mistakes" which "prove" that we're alter egos. Whereas the real alter egos created by the long time abusers here don't make those mistakes, because they know what they are in advance.

Or else the Powers That Be here are so keen to maintain the status quo that the whole "You're an alter" thing is just a ploy to bore newcomers away.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

Grrrrrr !

You're never too young to start practising your menacing look.



I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

I've already posted pictures of myself... Besides, it's easy to post pictures of your ex-girlfriend just like Hairy Balls does.

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Yah, but they all look like different people. You might be able to get away with passing some*one* else off as you, but not sometwo, somethree or somefour...

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Screw you. I already posted one very specific picture in response to a request from our anonymous Elton John fan of me in an Elton John top. That's your lot, Parisian pretender.


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

You can even see the bottom of la Tour Eiffel! Now that proves I'm French.



Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

But here's a picture of me at the Eiffel Tower. So I guess I must be French too.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

You are! I don't believe it!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

I just need to say it - Strawman, you're awesome.

"I can kill you!"
~ Claude

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Why, thank you, Sam.


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

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Strawie? Forgot to log out and log in as Shelle? You need sleep.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Shifty looking pic there Strawie

You said your weight had gone up from 12stone to 14stone , I refuse to believe that unless your a very tall man, there is no sign of weight gain in your face.

BTW your hair natural? in colour I mean of course

No sign of grey hairs, I'm very impressed, photograph of myself will appear very soon.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

(oh God, he's so creepy...)

The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

here i am
whoops - it was too big (the file that is) - maybe next time

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A fact that I never take for granted.

I shall be adding my compliments to this in due course



There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

Reciprocity. I like that in a man.

"I can kill you!"
~ Claude

Don't understand me, just love me

Just got a camera tonight. Here's a dead tired picture of me attempting to grin.



I wish I was prettier but I'm not.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

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You're just fine and dandy, what colour is your screen? I have that purple background.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I wish you were straight but you're not.

I would so sit on that face of yours.

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ISN'T HE SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR YOUR TORSO FOR A HAT!!!!!!!

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ISN'T HE SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR YOUR TORSO FOR A HAT!!!!!!!

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I was thinking more like a scarf in winter, Father.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

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WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE A SCARF IN WINTER!!!

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WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE A SCARF IN WINTER!!!

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Haven't you heard of wooly thinking, Father?


I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

I always post weirdly-dressed photos on here. Day to day, I tend to wear jeans and t-shirts and earth tones and such. Then again, day to day, I don't tend to take photos of myself.

I've yet to be accused of being an alter-ego but here's a photo of me just for fun, crawling under my desk at work just for fun



"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

You most certainly are very real and extremely beautiful with the eyes to melt any man's soul.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Here's me at this year's Isle Of Wight Festival.



Its about time I had a signature

The Thin White Duke: David Bowie Tribute Band

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Here's me at this year's Isle Of Wight Festival.

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Just to let you know Scott! you have an ice cream cone on your head, I've told you the wig is just fine


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Well, seeing as many other non-alter egos are posting pictures, I suppose I will too.





Courtesy of my bathroom, the only room of the apartment with proper lighting! I don't know how to make a normal face in pictures. The only expressions I know are mild fright and mild annoyance.

but only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'twas always thus, and always thus will be

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Both photos are just great, love the description of your two expressions

I'll have some new photos of me w/c 17th October when I return from Turkey, taking the hydrofoil over to Rhodes for the day so will have some photos of that too.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

I swore I'd never reveal on TW, but when I saw that jpg of frenchchanges gazing upon you in lust, I knew I had to put in my bid.

I have a couple of other pics where I'm fingering you, Markums....PM me if you're interested.

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Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

I feel like Strawie's eyes are burrowing into my very soul. Something about that lecherous leer really pierces my comfort zone.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollah, dollah bill y'all.

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Sure. Just send me the dosh to purchase a digital camera and you're on. None of your rubbish, mind. I want some fancy Olympus or Nikon thing with all the bells and whistles.

Thank you, darling. You've made my day!

It's just what a girl needs at 8.45 a.m. as the day is starting and hellish work looms.

"Wide eyed and open mouthed, you look a little lost and found."

Great to see you (literally) Rob & I sincerely hope it's not a fleeting visitation to this board because it needs you -- Without the likes of your contribution/writing I have nothing to read which lends to boredom & my consequent posting of the jokey/bullshit ilk.

Anyway, enough of the complimentary mode already -- Why have you got a daisy mouse mat?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

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Great to see you (literally) Rob & I sincerely hope it's not a fleeting visitation to this board because it needs you

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God, couldn't you fags get a closet or something?

I wish I could scrape that image of you two kissing off the inside of my eyeballs.

This is exactly the sort of revolting middle-aged gay porn the mods shouldn't tolerate here.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

school ID's always show the best side of people

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if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

Gimme a few days on this one.

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I'm not that sick. Strawie could have been my father. Plus he's British. That's disgusting.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Finally a new picture.

<----Wearing my new corset.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.

Very nice - I've always loved medieval costumery.

<--- Here's a pic of me on summer vacation. I think it's one of the better photos of me - actually, it's the only photo of me since my haircut, so get used to it.

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries

<--- me, twice, in front of the tripple mirror...

| and me as a used tank dealer
V

Come and buy my tanks

wow. there are actually a few really good looking people on TW. who would have thought?

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if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

I'm used to this new photograph...



I was use to it four times last night and twice this morning

You have very sensual lips.

Oh and RF you most definately have the devil in you, I am more convinced now than ever.

Seriously guys great pics.

I shall be posting some new pics Monday evening or Tuesday morning and they are of my recent Let's Dance holiday in Turkey.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

you're creepy

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if there is anything "The Dreamers" has taught me, it's that french people don't wear underwear

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You most certainly are very real and extremely beautiful

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Yes, ladymacbeth is the only good-looking Brit girl I've ever seen. Why do we always get the fat and ugly ones here?

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Just got a camera tonight. Here's a dead tired picture of me attempting to grin.

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Quite a bad idea to post a picture like that when you like to whine about how fat and ugly you are, guiltpuppy. You've lost all credibility.

And worse than that, now the Seattle Slut and the Norfolk Queen are after you. Good luck to you!

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guiltpuppy. You've lost all credibility.

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No I disagree Mathieu ( yes disagree ) I think it'd given GP even more credibilty, after all your photo did wonders for you.

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And worse than that, now the Seattle Slut and the Norfolk Queen are after you. Good luck to you!

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! you're only jealous, lord knows why? you're very sexy.





London Bye Ta-Ta...

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dogz

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oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god no no no no no oh god no oh please god no no no nooooooo

Has anyone ever told you your face looks like a baby's bum? Your skin is very pale and fair, like the rear of a Baby Peter.

Not that that's a bad thing or anything . . . . . .

I'm sure many women want to look like you.

Or at least have your skin.

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You are a real bastard!!! --- Claude

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I'm sure many women want to look like you.

Or at least have your skin.

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True, you have no idea how creepy it get's when "older" women try to hit on me and start a lengthy drivel about my skin. Makes me think of Silence Of The Lambs...

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries

Women talk to you?

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You are a real bastard!!! --- Claude

Your mom did.

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries

is maybe not the best one to pick

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you like to whine about how fat and ugly you are

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When do I whine? If I call myself fat it's a joke (in the same sense that I call all of the femmes on this board fat, when none are), and when I call myself ugly, it's a compliment. Ugly is the new sexy.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

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wow. there are actually a few really good looking people on TW.

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No there aren't

...and that's the truth!

Er... not in front of TW as I don't have a camera/am not an alter ego, but I wanted to share this as A) I look awesome and B) It's not too often an attractive girl is pressing herself against me when there are camera around.



Strawman, what brand of rollies do you smoke? I do Marlboro tailor mades myself.

Your picture is fucking cool

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there - New Order

A triumvirate of uni pics.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

<-- 2

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

<-- 3

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

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How am I supposed to know it's a joke when there's no smiley? It's too difficult.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

< --- doing my best lou reed impression on stage. cos... you know.... he would wear a VU t-shirt, too.

And what costumes shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties? Thursday's.... fucking SHIT! - All Tomorrow's Parties Demo, Take 1

Here is me last Halloween. How am I suppose to top that this year?

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Oopsies! Where did that damn picture go. Maybe here?

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

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How am I suppose to top that this year?

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Same costume, but made from clear plastic. Either clear plastic, or opaque live puppies. Your call.

I hoped he got raped in the ass by 50 men, with dicks wrapped in barbed wire dipped in acid. - Vanessa_Y

That's a mighty fine chest of hair you have there Carma.

This is me about a week or so back..

Please check out my Bowie Bootleg Site...
...
Bowie On Disc

Nice one, little fella.

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Sing you little fuckers, sing like you have no choice

The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

Did you get enough change for some whiskey?

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there - New Order

You can guess the rest...

Nice photograph MonkeyBoy

Couldn't you buy any bigger sunglasses.

Me last week in Turkey...






London Bye Ta-Ta...

My God you look 60 with this white hair and spare tyre.

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My God you look 60 with this white hair and spare tyre.

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LOL! how kind of you Mathieu

My fav store in Turkey...



So I have a pair of tits and a gut and I couldn't give a toss here I am as Herr Kunt.



And the view out of my living room window this morning rather different than last week.



Oh well roll on next May 14th 2006.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I wouldn't mind except you are one of those irritating people who as soon as they go on holiday insist on walking around showing off their bulging midriff. I mean either wear the feckin shirt properly or don't wear it at all. Why fanny around with it half open, it doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like an English tourist... which technically you are, but the last thing you want is for people to realise this!

[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

With hair like that he looks more like a Dutchman. And a frightening old pervert, of course.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

He looks like an aging member of Bros.



[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

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I'd change the tense on that if I were you.

The preceding is part of a vast conspiracy to destroy this message board.

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I wouldn't mind except you are one of those irritating people who as soon as they go on holiday insist on walking around showing off their bulging midriff. I mean either wear the feckin shirt properly or don't wear it at all. Why fanny around with it half open, it doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like an English tourist... which technically you are, but the last thing you want is for people to realise this!

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Why should I? It's my holiday and I'll do as I please, I go on holiday to relax not to pretend to be cool with Aviator shades

Why do you care what people think of you?

I've always done as I please and shall continue to do so, I have a stubborn streak and that's that.

For your information the shirt is worn like that to protect me from the sun, I take it off when at my destination and the shirt is undone so as to not get too hot.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

London Bye Ta-Ta...

So, who's blowing who?

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So, who's blowing who?

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That I shall reveal tomorrow Mathieu darling. but as for now this is MonkeyBoys restaurant




London Bye Ta-Ta...

This is a picture of me!
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You know, I think every picture you've ever posted of yourself has been wearing that outfit. Not only is it nauseating, but it's enough to make the more paranoid of our posters suspect you of being an alter ego. Yep, something here doesn't smell right at all.


No, wait, that's just the Astroglide. Carry on.

Someday you'll thank me for all this scary love

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I think every picture you've ever posted of yourself has been wearing that outfit

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I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.

Double oopsies! Wrong file attached! That was my b/f on halloween not me! LOL! Let me try to attach myself again!

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

I thought Carma was a chick!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

I like your pic Carma, but something's... er... really wrong with your outfit. Is that still a Halloween getup, or just something random from your harddrive?

Ddz, I have to back up Marquis and Elvenlass here. Do you have any photos of you NOT wearing that outfit? Also, I couldn't care less about whether or not you have a gut, but I admit I'm worried about the seemingly-constant sunburn you're sporting in these photos.

Not Halloween but definitely a special event! AND random from the harddrive!

(Hee hee! I've found the mark-up!)

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

I thought FastChanges was a

MYCAPSLOCKKEYANDSPACEBARAREBROKENSORRY!

Buy something, dammit!

at work last week...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

not at work...

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

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Yes but they are the clothes I wear daytimes whilst on holiday, I always wear blue shirts ( except that one time I had that bright green Versace shirt on ) the photo with the straw hat is different and if you look closely you'll notice the blue shirt is slighty different.

As for the tan, I am well covered in factor 4 Piz Buin and the skin was already tanned from May 05, but in saying that! every year without fail I always burn my nose and forehead despite high factor nose block.

A photo minus my straw hat...



Oh and Mathieu! here is my partner David sporting his Moschino sunglasses I bought him as a holiday present




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Sod the feckin shirt, what's up with all the Chav Bling Bling?

[INSERT WITTY COMMENT]

Does David mind your asexuality? Sexless holidays in the sun must be a nightmare for him.

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Strawman, what brand of rollies do you smoke?

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That'll be Golden Virginia rolled in either Job or the prefered blue Rizla papers, Adrian -- Owing to horrendous taxes in Blighty, ever on the increase because of Asylum Seekers, idle wankers who can't handle their drugs & people like Pablo, who could realistically go back to work if he was to put his mother in a home and fund her stay there with the sale of their house, I'm forced to buy my 'bacco from the continent Here, Golden Virginia retails at an average of ten quid for a 50g pack, I get it for £3.50

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

I don't own my own house, ya poncey English wanker!

You do realise that if you funded your tobacco addiction in this country, the NHS would be able to afford to let my mother have a nurse and thus I could work..

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Yes, ladymacbeth is the only good-looking Brit girl I've ever seen. Why do we always get the fat and ugly ones here?

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Oh great, now I know why I never get laid!

Who're you calling fucking poncey! You're the ponce, poncing off the British taxpayer ya fucking leech!

I may have to go back to work myself next year because of the likes of you dipping into the Strawman funds!

Do you smoke?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

Why? Are you trying to cadge some fags off me?


No, I don't, thus I won't be a strain on the Health service in later life.

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Neither will I, I'm private -- The Strawman pays his & his families way in life -- You'll be putting a strain on the health service in the not too distant future if you persevere with expressing your views in such a disrespectful manner

You're dealing with the Strawman here, not fucking Antoinette, who stretched this thread unnecessarily with his bloated & ugly countenance.

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

Aren’t you a bit too old to smoke those? I take it a mid life crises have developed. Added evidence would be the fact they your now referring to your self in third person. And just because Sam X ,Remade/Remodeled and a few other TW members think your cool doesn’t mean that you are the fact that you’re a ponce and live Norfolk cancels any signs of coolness out.
Anyway you say your self your not working so aren’t you “poncing off the British taxpayer”
What your trying to do is look cool and impress your new young online buddies at the expense of Pablo. You wouldn’t last 10 seconds on south side of Tyne with that attitude .


anyway this has pissed me of i'm of to Morrissons to chill down plus i need some paper and a book of stamps

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I wouldn't want to last 5 seconds either side of the Tyne with any fucking attitude.

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anyway this has pissed me of i'm of to Morrissons to chill down plus i need some paper and a book of stamps

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Apply for a job while you're there.

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

What the hell are you doing on your presumably expanding arse anyway? My father worked all his life to put people like you through catering college. Why couldn't you do a man's job like joining the army or something? Wimpy girly job!!

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My father worked all his life to put people like you through catering college.

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Did he now? I funded my own courses (706 1& 2 City & Guilds) by taking them on day release & working the other six days of the week in enabling me to do so.

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Wimpy girly job!!

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Are you serious Mr retail man?

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

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Are you serious Mr retail man?

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No, but this is fun

It was, wasn't it



NEXT UP FOR A SPOT OF VICTIMISATION!

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

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Sod the feckin shirt, what's up with all the Chav Bling Bling?

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Not quite ya average Chav Bling Bling Percy for one thing all my gold be it white or yellow is 14 karat or higher, the diamond earring is 3 quater karat set in 18 karat white gold, my rings are all genuine too, chavish? but not chav value

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Does David mind your asexuality? Sexless holidays in the sun must be a nightmare for him.

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David does his own thing when he wishes, which I incidentely always find highly amuzing



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Me.

I'm sleepy and I have no additional comments.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.

You look straight and sober on that one. How deceiving.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

The pervert bit doesn't fighten me half as much as that shirt does


London Bye Ta-Ta...

God, I hoped this was over for good.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

I only wear that shirt on sunny islands in the southern hemisphere, where no one will make fun of me. And once in Paris for this photo.

Antz, I hope you realize there is a new alter called FastChanges. (with a dot) In all likeliness he will behave like deClaude with you.

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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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Wize

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Antz, I hope you realize there is a new alter called FastChanges. (with a dot) In all likeliness he will behave like deClaude with you.

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And No I hadn't noticed the dot at the end, but thanks for letting me know Mathieu, I shall be aware of it now, that dot at the end is one of the craftiest alters I've seen on here.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

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You look straight and sober on that one.

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Do I really? Well, I'm sure I can remedy that.



Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.

Now that's better! Thank you so much.

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

FastChanges, I've said it before and I'll say it again - you're a very handsome chap!

KATE BUSH - AERIAL - 7 NOVEMBER 2005

Fag!

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

There's Old Wave TW
There's New Wave TW
And there's Strawman

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Don't ask.

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

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Don't ask.

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I really didn't want to.

We're going to kick you. Kick you.

Before taking up my current job I was an undercover cop. Obviously my cover was "large-breasted mall goth girl."

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

Fag.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

fuck off popeye

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

Wonderful boobies!

Marriage is the death of hope.

Wonderful, just wonderful


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Fag.

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Flattery will get you nowhere. You betta get in line like everybody else!

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

I don't know why he thinks that his "little" comment is either acceptable or funny.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

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I don't know why he thinks that his "little" comment is either acceptable or funny

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I don't know why, either.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

I'm not offended, but perhaps that's because I'm usually "in-tune" with the Monkeyboy humor. For the sake unstable emo-kid art students who may stumble across these forums, however, we'd better be careful about the precedents we set. I certainly don't want to see anybody's mascara run.

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

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I certainly don't want to see anybody's mascara run.

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Oh...those were the days...

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we'd better be careful about the precedents we set

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I don't know about you, but I think my schtick is far more enjoyable when people don't know how to take it.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

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Oh...those were the days...

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Indeed. I haven't been keeping up with the boards very well lately, but it seems like posters don't react as explosively to agitation as they used to. It's saddening.

I agree about your schtick.


"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

That time I was a ghost in the Ring video.

Stupid babies need the most attention

All ghosts are so fat???

We're going to kick you. Kick you.

Had a haircut a few weeks ago...



po.waq.qatsi (from the Hopi language, powaq sorcerer + qatsi life)
n. an entity, a way of life, that consumes the life forces of other beings in order to further its own life.

What was it like after?

I know for a fact that you are a nice person K, but you always look so vicious in photographs Bet the hair is much easier to wash, now with your hair shorter, It should thicken up slighty.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I do my best to look vicious. It's much more fun that way. And indeed, the hair is much easier to wash, and mopre importantly much, much easier to dry.

And since I'm here... RabbitFighter induced me to take these Gary Numan -inspired pictures about an hour ago:





(Do your eyes bleed already?)

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs

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(Do your eyes bleed already?)

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Becoming Pink maybe

Say you lost a few kilos K? you definately look lighter, adore the shirt and tie


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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adore the shirt and tie

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Which, K (I'm uncomfortable with this. Can I just call you Sys?!), is the precise reason you should dispose of them immediately.

Otherwise in no time at all, he'll have talked you into wearing one of those blue shirts. And we all know it's only one step from there, to claiming you're an asexual, whilst flirting horrendously with anything vaguely masculine around here.

later,
Chris...

I could stay if you asked me,
So for God's sake don't ask me to stay

I'm not wearing blue if I can possibly avoid it. The colour does not fit me at all. So at least in part I'm safe (and making someone such a srong sex drive as I have claim he's asexual is impossible).

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs

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whilst flirting horrendously with anything vaguely masculine around here.

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Why you're so close Chris

In the meantime here are some Jingle Balls for you.



MERRY CHRISTMAS, my little Southwold babe

I hope to be down your way as soon as the groyne has been repaired.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Those guys are retarded.

Nevertheless:

Number one's handful is obscured, and he looks like he's not quite into the moment like the rest of them.

Number two from the left looks like he has the most stuff to get his hand around; compare him to number four and you'll see what I mean. And he does look awful hairy for a blonde (wonder which one is fake).

Number four has to make his hand smaller to fit his package. He is obviously compensating by bulking up entirely too much.

Number three looks like Sean Penn's stupid gay twin.



Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

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Number two from the left looks like he has the most stuff to get his hand around; compare him to number four and you'll see what I mean. And he does look awful hairy for a blonde (wonder which one is fake).

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Number two is the best looking of a poor bunch, you're right he's way too hairy for a blond, I have NO body hair and I'm a blond, I think probably they are all fake.

Been using the plastic sissors to cut your stash of porno up Charlie boy

I think perhaps she has camels tits? the more she drinks, the bigger her tits become.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

I love you.

The ever faithful and always handy Lube Tube, I've been told the transparent ones are best.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

LOL! That's the best one ever!

I take it they give you wax crayons? BIG wax crayons

I'll wager there's a few faces we recognise in that volume.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

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These girls want you dogz

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You have me there Charlie old boy! even I have swell admiration for such babes


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Claude

Sys.....my god.....are you so fat????
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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Claude

Yes!

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs

You were a beautiful boy!!!! are you eating a lot???

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Claude

Hi Jesus....I'm Claude..........







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Claude

Jesus turns water into Starbucks Iced Mocha.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

Rorschach Cunt

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

Very nice, K. Sys! I looooove that shirt.

Here's some fresh 'uns of me.






Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

Ooooh, those are lovely, JarethsGirl.

Damn you though, Jesus. Thanks to you posting that photo of yourself, I ended up going to your site and chatting with you for an hour. Now I'm even more behind on my work!

Damn, Marky, that pic just screams "Still from a suicide bomber's last video".

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Rowrrrr, Kaitlin! How fucken hot are you?

I think those are the first female pics I've seen here at TW to remind me that I'm only about 80% het.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

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Here's some fresh 'uns of me.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, you really are beautiful Kaitlin, I so wished you lived in the UK, or me near you, I can only begin to imagine the fun times we'd have as buddies


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Thanks Starlite, Shelle and Dogz!

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I think those are the first female pics I've seen here at TW to remind me that I'm only about 80% het.

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I'm honoured! ...And slightly aroused... Wanna get our flannel shirts on and watch Murphy Brown reruns? (That's a double entendre for, "Wanna get our 10" black strap-on dildos on and watch Murphy Brown Eye, Volume 8?")

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I so wished you lived in the UK, or me near you, I can only begin to imagine the fun times we'd have as buddies

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I'd love to play dirty scrabble with you, Tony!

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

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I'm honoured! ...And slightly aroused... Wanna get our flannel shirts on and watch Murphy Brown reruns? (That's a double entendre for, "Wanna get our 10" black strap-on dildos on and watch Murphy Brown Eye, Volume 8?")

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Finally; a good reason to make a pit stop in Pittsburgh some time


He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

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Damn, Marky, that pic just screams "Still from a suicide bomber's last video"

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or "there's waldo!"

your fackin HOT!

Where you in "Uncle Bob's Overnight Cub Scout Jamborie"?

th0mas, what was that video? that guy doesn't look very tough eating toast and jam.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

it's a video for Fettes Brot, one of the few german hiphop acts which are not completly rediculous - because being not too serious. the video was made by commercial director duo Warwick & H-man features besides the band some tanks and most important: me, selling tanks for about two seconds...

Come and buy my tanks

it was neat, thanks for the info. it made me laugh in some spots (like the tough guy eating toast and jam in a hop hop video), and i only understood about .7% of the german, but then i thought about all the Hummers and big SUV's on the streets, and I thought, hmm i guess this aint too dissimilar. It was fun to see you for about 2 seconds...how'd you get involved?

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

as a technician of the production company i had the opportunity to join the crew as playback operator, which is the coolest job on the set, since one just has to click the play button at the right time. the budget was tight, my grinning looked slimy enough so they just asked me to wear that creme-coloured suit and could spend more money on tanks...

Come and buy my tanks

cool. german hip hop sounds better than french hip hop.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Hardly anyone understands Albert Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.

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I'd love to play dirty scrabble with you, Tony!

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Make it strip scrabble Kaitlin and it's a deal, but I warn you! I have never lost a game of scrabble


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Really? Are you up for a challenge?




um bongo

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Really? Are you up for a challenge?

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Of course, I have to install this software first.

I've always been a very competitive person, quiet unlike my calm demeanour on here.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I thought that your job meant that you couldn’t come back here anymore?

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

Oh, man - now you MUST record a christmas album and put that picture on its cover.

~
We've come a long way from migrating crustaceans / Generations of relations, history of violence
I talked along in Babylon, next time I'll try silence

I doubt it was in the contract of employment, retard.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

I have just downloaded WordBiz. Ready whenever you are.. cocksmith, I mean, wordsmith!

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

What's your handle over there? Then I have to finger you so that we can play Sounds rude, but you'll see what I mean when you look at the Wordbiz options.

My handle is, mardell, and you can finger me if you wish.

um bongo

This isn't Junior Scrabble, Tone.

um bongo

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This isn't Junior Scrabble, Tone.

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I'm well aware of that Strawie, whilst my english spelling/grammar are not what they should be, I am slowly improving, but I do have quite a vast knowlegde of words.

This is a great site to join...

Dictionary.com Word of the Day


London Bye Ta-Ta...

I don't know how to finger you...... like you like it. How do you add people to the buddy list?

My handle is TitsMcGee, feel free to kick off the fingering.

Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend! We can name him Bob, or we can name him... Beowulf!

since strawman seems to be seen with cigarette in every snap:



"I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three"

You're very pretty, but prolly gay, I'm guessing?

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

but taken by the girl on my shoulder.

"I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three"

Damn, I was hoping she was your sister. You look alike.

Anyho, you're both super hot.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Your girlfriend looks a little bit like Feist.



"I for one find new words on average twice a day" - diamondogz74

Loading...(stalker's edition)



Share Zi Love

As long as that's taking to load, it had better be a picture of your vagina.

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

Alas, it wasn't.

Beltene, has anyone ever told you look like a Russian street hooker?

On the Plaza
we're dancing slowly, lit like photographs

Well worth the download time, I love your geranium red lipstick.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Beltene, has anyone ever told you look like a Russian street hooker?

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No. I don't know any fat virgin faggots in real life.

Share Zi Love

Your tight, luscious twot, pert tits & pretty broken nose wouldn't look out of place trembling on my wanton cock.

um bongo

hmph....

NIce photo Jason have you lost some weight? because if you have, I fear it's piled onto me.

Gotta shed some extra pounds before May 06, I'm not fat as in FAT, just want to be a bit slimmer for my holiday.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

This is me recently...thinking about breasts, apparently.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.

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This is me recently...thinking about breasts, apparently.

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LOL! and BIG ones too, by the size of your outspread hands


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Your girlfriend looks a little bit like Feist.

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Huhwha?



Feisty- the former sad, self-obsessed, shallow, telling-you-to-eat-shit, homophobic whore of TW.

Alright, well I suppose I ought to jump on the bandwagon. At least I'd be on some kinda wagon.

This is a Suicide Picture Thread outtake. Is it just me, or is there an odd resemblance to Johnny Depp circa What's Eating Gilbert Grape...



P.S. icarusboy, I love the Female Trouble avatar! You've inspire me to pay tribute to another quintessential cult classic.

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

Is that a Marlboro between your lips? If so, then I'd like to point out that any sexual relations between us would be mutually beneficial as neither of us would be wanting for post-coital cigarette brand of choice afterwards.

For some reason, no one smokes them here, PM only has something like 1% of the market. Crazy antipodean colonials, yeah?

How many times before
Could you tell I didn't care?
When you reached out in your sleep
And you knew I wasn't there - New Order

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Dictionary.com Word of the Day

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Oh, that's what you meant when you were talking about the UK News Service that published "new words."

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

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vast knowlegde of words

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Yes, that you do.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

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Oh, that's what you meant when you were talking about the UK News Service that published "new words."

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No it isn't, there are new words added to the Oxford/English dictionary each year, words the dictionary deem relevant to be included in modern day speech, these words are announced each year by the dictionary and the news channels show these.

People might think I'm kidding! but I am not, this is how it is done and anyone else living in the UK would tell you the same.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Is that a Marlboro between your lips? If so, then I'd like to point out that any sexual relations between us would be mutually beneficial as neither of us would be wanting for post-coital cigarette brand of choice afterwards.

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Sounds good! If you tell me your post-coital song of choice is "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight," that'll seal the deal.


The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

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anyone else living in the UK would tell you the same.

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Yet they haven't.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

I think what Ant is talking about is when they publish updated versions of the Oxford dictionary, which usually gets some column-space in the papers as they talk about what new words have been added to the dictionary each year. All it is, is the people who write the dictionary make a decision on what new words (i-pod for example) or slang words (minger, chav) warrant an inclusion in the current edition. The criteria would be if the word is a 'short term fad' or a word which will last for years to come.

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Yet they haven't.

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Well I can't force them too can I? besides I'm sure Alan ( Pablo ) knows what I'm spluttering on about.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

o, so wen they inentify the langwige in the majickul land were thu langwige is inventified they tell u! i wish that wee had that privlidge in my cunt tree.

Running total:
- The UK has a strangle hold on the English language
- Jews are inherently funny
- Americans are retarded

Anyone want to add to the list of Queen Ant's Completely Fascist Implications for 2005? Two out of these three are just from today, mind you.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

- Robbie Williams is a cunt
- Asexuality is cool

I, I am a queer
And you, you are a queer too

- The current pope is an evil nazi
- Dogz doesn't use the word hate lightly

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey