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I have a penchant for inventing words, myself.

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You have a condition which I shall call Verbiage Invenchantitus.


By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped (scratch that) having... plummeted... off the winter... river... bridge.

I'm honored to have this title bestowed upon me.

And your icon totally rocks. The pictures of those goth kids have gotten me through some hard times of late. Well, the pictures and pie. Mostly it's the pie.

And your signature!!!!11@#! I probably watched Beetlejuice every day between the ages of some number and another number. I just know that it was a lot!

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

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The ID card probably looks really crap. I can’t see it looking like a Religious version of a police warrant card.

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I don't understand what you said, but wouldn't it be quite stupid if the ID card looked like a Police warrant?

It looks like this:

Oops first I got a little afraid about this -
but this is true - this church sounds like fun. Maybe a become a monk now.

The reason why I got afraid is that here in Germany there's an organization called "Universelles Leben" (which translates to Universal Life) who are militant anti-abortionists. You can find more information here: http://www.universelles-leben.org/english/index.html. For sure a church to avoid.

/Carsten

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Only in America could something so sacred become a consumer product... Sad Really

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

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Only in America could some thing so sacred become a consumer product... Sad Really

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Yes, that's right, Jamie.

I'm not trolling; I'm moderating.

I for one think it's fabulous.

"There will always be room for good journalism and good reporting." --Rupert Murdoch

We should be more lenient with Jamie. He has that extra chromosome, you know.

Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked!

A child molester showed this site to me when I was around 12. (No, that's not a joke.) I went through high school writing "Rev." before my name on all my papers... They used to send out these cool, wacky newsletters every three months or so (about how Jesus came down in a spaceship, about how Jesus didn't come down in a spaceship, et cetera)... It used to be that a $25 donation (or something like that) qualified you for Sainthood, but I can't find anything in the few minutes I spent on the site suggesting that they still do that. In any case, howdy-doo guvnah!

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

I heard about this site on Letterman and thought it was a joke, but nay... it is real. It poetically fits this thread and could be the perfect springboard for you, Monkeyboy. Just rework their sermons to your needs: http://www.desperatepreacher.com

It is my opinion and I am unanimous in this, because it is my opinion, which is, in fact, mine.