As I slowly start my day of work with a slight headache and a foul breath, I'm thinking that it would be nice to have a thread dedicated to intoxication reports.

I know what you're all going to say: Frenchie doesn't drink enough. But you know, it was only Tuesday and I have to be able to get up in the morning until Friday.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Leffe: 2 pints
Rosé: 1 glass (this shouldn't have happened, but we needed something while we were waiting for a free table)
Red Bourgogne: 3 glasses
Plum liquor: 1 glass
Calvados (40 years old): 1 sip from my friend's glass (this shouldn't have happened, but I had never tasted such an old liquor - wonderful)
Becherovka: 3 shots (this shouldn't have happened, but we needed something while we were waiting for a cab)

Marriage is the death of hope.

Yesterday: Enough vodka, wine and cider to make me fall on my ass in the midlle of the street 4 am. Sorry, no idea how much that actually was.

I'm spellbound, but a woman divides
And the hills are alive with celibate cries

Ha, that's nothing. Try this on for size:

Tuesday 13 December - my birthday;
1 x large gin & tonic (2 shots);
2 x Long Island Iced Tea (contains 5 white spirits so that's 10 shots);
1 x bottle of delicious French white wine, something Bourgogne, can't remember, anyway, it was really good (I thought French wine was rubbish but now I know better);
1 x Liefmans raspberry kriek;
1 x Absinthe;
1 x Liquid Cocaine shooter (don't even know what it had in it).

Yes, I feel rough. But it was worth it, damn it! I had a lot of fun. Get me, the raging alcoholic 27 year old.

Like Frank Sinatra said:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."

Stupid people think it's cool. Clever people think it's funny.

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I thought French wine was rubbish but now I know better

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This calls for a big spanking. I'm coming to Leeds tonight.

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Liquid Cocaine shooter (don't even know what it had in it)

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Cocaine maybe?


I see dumb people. Everywhere. They don't even know they're dumb.

So far I've had a pitcher of Bud Light (yeah, I know), which amounts to about 4 pints, and to finish off the night, I'm working on my first of three or four of the house specialty: vodka & Tampico



It's a light night for me.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

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Bud Light

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Pansy!

I see dumb people. Everywhere. They don't even know they're dumb.

Aptly named, the liquid cocaine has been the evil fuel of most every night that I can't remember. The last time I had that shit - so I hear - I went for a five minute walk just to piss in front of a busy intersection, openly commented on the pros and cons of a woman's fake boobs - to her, shouted "I love black people!" in a predominantly black bar, and told a jackass that he shouldn't dress like that unless he plans on taking it up the ass.

But the ingredients are as follows:

1/2 oz 151
1/2 oz Goldschlager
1/2 oz Jagermeister

It really is a demon.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

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Pansy!

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More like cheapskate. My philosophy with beer (in America) is that if I can't get/afford a Guiness or Fischer I'll just go for the blandest of bland. Anything in-between simply points out what I'm missing.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

You're all lightweights.

My Way

I just remembered that my worst drinking experience was caused by something of that kind:



(cinnamon-flavoured whisky)

The funny thing is that now the smell of cinnamon makes me want to puke, but whisky is still not a problem.

I see dumb people. Everywhere. They don't even know they're dumb.