I just had a look at Who's Online.

8 registered users, but only two of us brave enough to show our faces (Anisette was the other).

And 20 Anonymous users!!!

Explanation?

A lot of sad people who have nothing better to do on Christmas Eve than come here, but are scared to admit it.

Come on, cowards. We know you're here. Log in and show your ashamed faces.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

No celebrity bashes tonight fuckface?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

No. Globetrotters such as I generally return to the nest and the family for the holidays.

Then proceed to get so bored with that that they think "I know, I'll go goad those losers at TW".



""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

You mean you have finished sweeping up the trash off the roads for the night. Oh my won't you have a lot of trash to clear once you go back to work after Christmas.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

I refuse to get into a pissing match with such an obvious alter.

Come out from behind the madman's mask and face me with your real identity, coward.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

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I refuse to get into a pissing match with such an obvious alter.

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Hark! who's talking


London Bye Ta-Ta...

May I ask why your profile is hidden?





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Because he is a internationally famous superstar.

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May I ask why your profile is hidden?

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Because it's a twat of an alter ego of a twat whom prefers the weakness of disclosing no information about itself whilst gathering information about real users so that it is able to rip into those real users, who are are unable to retort in a positive manner because they have no information about the twat.

I've done it myself with alter egos, especially shyster, and it's been done (better) by many others in TW's existence.

Which makes it old hat and really fucking boring.


um bongo

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I've done it myself with alter egos, especially shyster, and it's been done (better) by many others in TW's existence.

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Far be it from me to detract from the legend of Shyster - who, I'll grant you, was probably the best shit-talking alter I've seen at TW - but I think Nom deserves some credit, as he's stuck to it pretty well over the years, and can still occasionally get someone (usually me) to rise to the bait.

On the other hand, I've never done the Alter with an Attitude bit myself - most of the people worth insulting here know how to take it with aplomb and bite back fairly - so maybe it's not quite as praiseworth an effort as I may have thought.

Stupid babies need the most attention

I always have mine unhidden...so that if im on, you can see me..not that anyone would really care..lol...

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976

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Which makes it old hat and really fucking boring.

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To you, maybe, now you're gone all old, dull and boring.

I'll bet most people thought exactly what you're thinking now when Shyster was in his "prime".

The real fun for Me here is that I'm not even an alter, which is to say I have no other identity on these boards but this one. The fact that you all continue to cling to the hope that I am despite obvious evidence to the contrary is just delicious, and completes My victory.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

But WHY is your profile hidden?

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

Because he hasn't got the imagination to even make up a profile if he doesn't want his real details to be shown.

You know when you're walking on the street and you're in a hurry and this market researcher stops you and wants to ask you a bunch of questions? Do you ever feel the urge to just walk off without answering their questions?

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Of course, but you can't sit there covered in yellow feathers and a beak and call people chicken.

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

Maybe you can't, but the rules are different for Me.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Hardly. You really can't say anything about anyone trying to keep their anonyinity (sp) while online... kinda like you.

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

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Do you ever feel the urge to just walk off without answering their questions?

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Yes all the time, I refuse to be asked questions by some drip of a market researcher ( normally always women in their 50s with enough make-up on to ice a cake ) I got caught once, never again, bloody pests

It's bad enough walking past LOUD mouthed Big Issue sellers.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Yeah but answering questions in the streets is a totally different proposition to typing in a few words in the comfort of your own home. He is just clouding the issue. He still hasn't, and will not give a straight answer to the question Heathenpunkgirl has asked.


Same old boring story really.

Nom is a well known poster under another name, I have said I will not name/out Nom and I keep my word.

Sometimes if you read between the lines of a Nom post, you'll catch site of the real Nom, whom I might add is just as cowardly as it's other self.

It cannot answer Heathenpunkgirls question, because it is a coward.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Nom is a well known poster under another name, I have said I will not name/out Nom and I keep my word.

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Maybe you know, and maybe you don't, but if the poster you're referring to is me, you should know that you're wrong. You're also free to say so publically if it's really eating you up, because, again, I ain't no Plume, as I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you.

Stupid babies need the most attention

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You're also free to say so publically if it's really eating you up, because, again, I ain't no Plume, as I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you.

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It's not eating me up as you say, but I am wondering why you so fervently replied saying Nom is not you, I don't remember even hinting at IT being you




London Bye Ta-Ta...

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I saw no hint.
If I'm not mistaken, twister hinted that I might be Nom in a post dated 11/12/05 in site feedback. Odd thing is, that post has been deleted.



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I am wondering why you so fervently replied saying Nom is not you

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I wouldn't call it fervent, really, as I'm not sure at all that I'm who you're hinting about. But given that NdP recently made a post to you with the title Still think my name begins with M?, and given your less-than-positive attitude towards whoever you believe is Nom's alter ego, I figured you were looking at either me or Monkeyboy.

I just wouldn't want you to get yourself worked up over nothing.

Stupid babies need the most attention

Edited by Marquis on 12/28/05 10:33 AM (server time).

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I figured you were looking at either me or Monkeyboy.

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You do a lot of figuring don't you? what an odd boy you are

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I just wouldn't want you to get yourself worked up over nothing.

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Stay gold.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

(I just want to point out, NDP hasn't replied to what I said.)

-=pumpkin=-

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words.

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. I asked the same thing all the way back on page one and he still hasn't answered me. But then again, I really don't care anymore at this point.




Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring... Bananaphone!

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still hasn't answered me

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There is no need for Me to answer your petty questions since Pablo did. Pablo always does. That's what Pablo's for.

Ask him a question on anything. Go on, I dare you. Absolutely anything, or anyone, and Pablo will feel qualified to answer. Several times. That's how smart he thinks he is.

How empty his life must be. He has My sympathy, though I wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with him.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

Ok, here goes: Hey Pablo, who is NomDePlume and why is he such a prat?




Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring... Bananaphone!

There is a delicious irony in resurrecting this thread....


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues