Just cast your eyes over this tripe...

Beatle Son Places High-Profile 'Personal Ad'

Dec 29, 2005 7:05 am



It sounds like a joke, but believe me this is true -- Sean Lennon has turned to the New York Post's Page Six gossip column to help him find a new girlfriend. Talk about a high-profile dating service! Lennon sounds pretty desperate, but then he'd have to be to turn to a gossip column to prime the proverbial dating pump, wouldn't he?

''I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable,'' the 30-year-old told Page Six.

But the musician son of the late Beatle John Lennon and Yoko Ono sounds pretty specific about the kind of woman he's looking for -- and brains rank high. Lennon, 30, says his ideal girl ''must have an IQ above 130'' and (not surprisingly) he also wants a woman who is truthful and has ''a kind heart.''

Some of his other requirements do seem a touch odd, to say the least. ''Any girl who is interested [in contacting him] must be born female,'' which I guess implies he's worried transsexuals may pitch him for a date.

Age is clearly not a biggie. Lennon would consider anyone between 18 and 45, but none with ''any clinical, psychological disorders.''

While Lennon knows ''beauty on the inside is more important,'' he is interested in a woman who is ''clearly beautiful ... no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples'' -- whatever THAT means!

Read it here if you like.

Master Sean doesn't want much in a woman does he?? PRAT. I can only hope that by some chance he's joking? If so he's got a poor sense of humour....he doesn't want a woman with any 'deformities' or 'psychological abnormalities' or whatever it is he says. Little wonder he's still single, I expected more from him than this rubbish.



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Ha! So you saw it too, eh?




Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring... Bananaphone!

He saw it and replied to it, he used that elusive picture of him in drag he has been threatening to post on here.

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he used that elusive picture of him in drag he has been threatening to post on here.

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LOL! one of these days when I'm tanked up enough

Jack Daniels with ginger ale anyone? Oh yes please, I LOve my Bourbon and branch.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

The IQ part got you, eh?

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I think you're just bitter about this part:

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he doesn't want a woman with any 'deformities' or 'psychological abnormalities' or whatever it is he says.

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Puts you out of the running.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Aw shit I'm too old for him




The difference between pleasure and pain is perception

I for some strange reason thought he was much older than 30 ..hmm.
Oh well, another person with really high standards. You meet them or hear of them some times.

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976

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The IQ part got you, eh?

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Do wot?


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Well he obviously takes after his Mum and Dad there total arse wipes as well.

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)