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Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/30/05 04:41 PM
The Dogz year in review, 2005  

I'm going to be starting a few threads where we re-live, list, or award certain re-occuring behavior here at TW. For this one, I think we can all contribute since...well, (s)he simply won't shut the fuck up.

While there is certainly no structure to what is intended to be an "appreciation" thread, perhaps we can start the review by listing a few categories:

The Increasingly Terrifying Fascist Worldview of Dogz
Just How Bad Must We Feel For Effie?
Scary Collections/Interests
Favorite Man-Boob Vacation Picture(s)
Arguments That (S)He Should Never Have Started In the First Place

Oh...the list is endless. I've already started something on the fascist stuff in the picture thread and one of these days I'll transplant it. But for now I'll let other people start the festivities. Even if this turns out to be nothing more than Marquis and I going back and forth about how much we hate Dogz, it will be entertaining. To me.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/30/05 06:11 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

He has also had the misprivalige to take unnecessary crap from useless twat's like yourself.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
12/30/05 07:01 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Hurricane Katrina.

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
12/30/05 07:27 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

Why don't you give a break to MonkeyBoy. After all, he's only a stupid American who didn't have the distinct pleasure of being "borned in england".

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

bluequeen
(grinning soul)
12/30/05 08:49 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I like cherries :)



sTeVieC15
(grinning soul)
12/31/05 00:07 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

it might be time to ask yourself a question monkeyboy; would you be able to post in the absence of Dogz? i may be wrong and, being only an occasional contributor, am probably not qualified to judge, but it seems you are obsessed with the man. perhaps your n.y. resolution could be to give it a rest.
again, only my 2 franc's worth



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 05:43 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: sTeVieC15]  

...because you're French. And a big spending one, too!

And if you really were bothered by this "obsession" of mine you wouldn't have clicked on this thread. I gave you fair warning. Any bitching about me talking about him too much is pretty much stupid if it happens in this thread. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the logic seems to work fairly well in my mind.

But that's only my 2 pennies worth.

Stop your whining and share your favorite retarded thing (s)he has done this year. And because you are new I won't do the usual which is usually something along the lines of either a) start pretending like I hate you, b) post about Dogz even more (immature, I know), or c) both. You do, however, get a kitten:



"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 12:57 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Go back to the army, boy, and they will make a man out of ya!

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
12/31/05 01:28 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

How could I go back when I didn't bother to go there in the first place?
Oh and I'd say you're a bit too young to call anyone a boy around here. Well, atleast I hope you're as young as I think you are...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/31/05 02:05 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Oh...the list is endless


And you had the audacity to call me an old woman

In reply to:

Even if this turns out to be nothing more than Marquis and I going back and forth about how much we hate Dogz


What Matthew? never!

In reply to:

it will be entertaining. To me.


Me too


HAPPY NEW YEAR







London Bye Ta-Ta...

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 02:52 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Well how young do you 'hope' i am?
I hope you weren't offended, i said that as a joke...

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 03:00 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

I'm going for 3 years old with uncanny typing ability. Anyone else?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 03:11 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Ohh, monkeyboy, how are ya doing you halfbreed twat? Surely as your so witty, you can insult me a bit better than that?

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
12/31/05 03:52 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

Ohh, monkeyboy, how are ya doing you halfbreed twat?


You don't mean to say Billy! that Dan is a mongrel

MInd you, so am I come to that, my mother is English/French and my late father was German.

In reply to:

you can insult me a bit better than that?


Monkeyboy for all intents and purposes is yesterdays days news now, he simply refuses to be part of the New revitalized TW, you know Monkeyboy he's always squawking up the wrong tree.

Oh I mustn't be so cruel, I adore him really, warts'n' all.








London Bye Ta-Ta...

RabbitFighter
(acolyte)
12/31/05 04:31 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

Offended? Sorry, i'm too drunk for such silly behavior.

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 04:37 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

halfbreed twat


Halfbreed? Not only is that vaguely racist, it doesn't even make sense.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 04:40 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

yesterdays days news


"...and coming up next in yesterdays days news is the word of yesterday day..."

In reply to:

he simply refuses to be part of the New revitalized TW


So new it's old, I guess.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 04:42 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: RabbitFighter]  

Glad to hear, because that wasn't my intension.
I do admit i crossed the line there.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 04:48 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

It wasn't a fucking riddle, you moron! Even you should be able to understand what halfbreed means. And what do you care if it's vaguely racist, your the biggest motherfucking racist in tw! And that is why i called you a halfbreed, 'cos been such a redneck that you are, suggesting that your a halfbreed will possible irritate you.
I myself am not a racist of any kind.



I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Mxy
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 05:20 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

Being an exotic mulatto myself, I take offence at mardle's use of the word half-breed. To me, this is as offensive as the word nigger is to the blackies. Shame on you, b_.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 05:53 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

Even you should be able to understand what halfbreed means.


Half = 1/2 = 50% = one part of two
Breed = race = a kind; a sort

So according to you, I am one part of one kind of "breed" and another of another. This is not the case. If you wanted to say "mutt" or "mixedbreed" that would be appropriate because with the exception of South America* and Asia**, I am a walking United Nations.

In reply to:

your the biggest motherfucking racist in tw!


I am? I want examples.

In reply to:

'cos been such a redneck that you are...I myself am not a racist of any kind.


Of course you aren't.


* - working on adding that one for the next generation.
** - really working on that one for the next generation.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 06:14 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Well, various comment's you have made in the past here suggests strongly that your an racist. If i'd have the energy, i would go through your posts and drag an example for ya. But, because i don't have the energy, and i have better things to do with my time then trying to provide examples of your racistness(that must be a new word), when you are such an obvious redneck.
But returning to the original subject of this thread, what really is it about dogz that so irritates you? I would like to read some real reasons for hating him, not that 'he speaks like an old woman'-or something stupid like that.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


b_mardle
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 06:18 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Mxy]  

What fucking exotic mulatto, i thought you were spanish, am i right? Now i am sorry if i really did offend you, but i have a feeling that your just fooling around.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
12/31/05 06:37 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

here

Hope you have some reading time.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Mxy
(electric tomato)
12/31/05 07:10 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

What fucking exotic mulatto, i thought you were spanish, am i right?



So, just because I speak spanish I can't be an exotic mulatto? Are you saying that mulattos of the exotic kind are too dumb to learn two languages? I know someone else who thought that way... his name was HITLER.

This is insane. Please stop with the racistness, b_.

Mxy's Bizarre Webcomic. Updated daily.

guiltpuppy
(crash course raver)
12/31/05 07:51 PM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

'cos been such a redneck that you are ... I myself am not a racist of any kind.



Money touched on this, but I think he was a bit too subtle for the current audience. Let me point out: Redneck is a racial slur, and using it makes it appear that you are a racist of some kind.

To be equal you have to add or subtract and I have never liked math.

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 06:21 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Mxy]  

Are you fucking crazy??
Your twisting every word i'm saying!
I asked that are you spanish as in spanish nationality, i didn't clame that your a spanish speaking ethnic pearson.
So, i was just wondering, that if your an spanish pearson, then you don't really count as an ''exotic mulatto''.
So, there was nothing racist with what i said to you earlier, your just twisting my words.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 06:29 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I only read some replies to that thread, but what was it that you wanted me to see there?
What was anyway the reason he was banned once before?
If his posts used to be similar than they are nowdays, then there wasn't any good reasons for banning him!

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 06:34 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

If his posts used to be similar than they are nowdays, then there wasn't any good reasons for banning him!


This coming from you is not suprising in any way.

In reply to:

I only read some replies to that thread, but what was it that you wanted me to see there?


Well to be honest, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. Consider every side of the argument and you'll at least get a picture of where the whole Dogz debate stands. Of course, I'm stupidly assuming that you have that ability. The point is that I"ve said over and over again what my problem is with Dogz. I'm tired of repeating it when I could just poke fun at him instead.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 06:38 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

that if your an spanish pearson, then you don't really count as an ''exotic mulatto''.


What if he is half Spanish and half eggplant?

And b_, you might want to consider how your attempts at humor or proving a point by using potentially offensive terminology might apply in my case as well. Although I do it far better than you do.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 06:38 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Okey, i'll have a closer look at the thread, but what do you mean by ''This coming from you is not suprising in any way''?




I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 06:39 AM
Because I'm drunk and feeling charitable new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

but what do you mean by ''This coming from you is not suprising in any way''?


It will come to you in time. Just wait for it.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 06:41 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I've decided to ignore what you just said.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 07:04 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: b_mardle]  

In reply to:

I've decided to ignore what you just said.


Good. So you posess free will, do you? Do you also comprehend the concept of "cause and effect" - or, as you might call it: "ungh, munga munga uuugh...oooh oooh?"

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 07:20 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

And was that umma gumma oooh ooh-stuff supposed to be funny? or insulting? It just goes to show what level your on.
Your starting to be VERY boring.
And do you think you've managed to piss anthony off with this thread? I doubt it myself. You are, like dogz himself said it, yesterdays news here...


I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted

Edited by b_mardle on 01/01/06 07:46 AM (server time).



Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 08:00 AM
You're so lucky I'm drunk new [re: b_mardle]  

Some day soon I'll come up with a really amazing comeback to whatever you just said. Really, I will.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 08:07 AM
Re: You're so lucky I'm drunk new [re: Monkeyboy]  

I doubt it unless you change your style of messages.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/01/06 09:02 AM
Re: You're so lucky I'm dumb new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

Some day soon I'll come up with a really amazing comeback to whatever you just said. Really, I will.


Some day maybe you'll realise whatever it is that bugs you? I doubt it though, you're far too rude and self important to understand anything outside of your obnoxious tiny world.

Carry on regardless for all I care Dan, but you are capable of much better than this, your rather sick obession with me is waning.

I look forward with relish to a new year on TW, where I hope more of Bowie will be discussed.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

bluequeen
(grinning soul)
01/01/06 09:08 AM
Re: The Dogz year in review, 2005 new [re: Monkeyboy]  

MonkeyBoy, why don't you and Dogz just fack for God's sake!!



b_mardle
(electric tomato)
01/01/06 10:39 AM
Re: You're so lucky I'm dumb new [re: diamondogz74]  

I'll contribute this for monkeyboy, it's something the manics wrote a few years ago, when they were a bit more manic then dowdays.

''Loser, liar, fake or phoney
No one cares
Fucked up, dunno why
You poor little boy''

Yes, that is our danny-boy alright

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/01/06 12:29 PM
I'll make you a deal... new [re: Monkeyboy]  

You stay out of my way ( as much as you can ) and I shall stay clear of you ( as much as I can ), If you want to keep posting with I really hate you posts, that's your prerogative of course.

It's all gotten so silly.

This is a New Year and I for one am tired of your continual whingeing and whining, the ball is in your court Daniel.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 03:57 PM
273(Fuck you) + (go to hell) = this post new [re: diamondogz74]  

In reply to:

the ball is in your court Daniel.


Actually, the ball has been in your court multiple times and you have done nothing more than prove that you find your deficiencies as a poster and as a human being to be "cute." So as far as I'm concerned - and especially after your recent PM to me - this is retarded warfare that you are waging on the boards. In the meantime, the only way that I can remain sane while reading your millions upon millions of completely shit posts is to poke fun at them - and you.

In reply to:

You stay out of my way


That is impossible. Just look at how many posts you have made in how many years - you are everywhere and you ruin literally every thread you touch. I still contend that you are either the most retarded human being alive or the most brilliantly crafted alter ever.

I've tried countless times to correct your fallacies, direct you to google, ask for clarification on foggy opinions, and/or get you to understand some very basic stuff. Every time it has been met with the same series of "NO! you are wrong " followed (after a week of arguing) by "I see what you mean,? I shall do my best to learn. I do love learning." - then followed immediately by the same old shit again. I'm done. I've tried coexisting to the best of my limited ability but I'm so done with you.

For the past I-don't-know-how-long, it has been my goal that if the mods won't ban you to make this place so inhospitable to you that you simply leave. I know this is a lofty goal and that it will probably end up being my demise, but still, that's what I'm bent on doing.

So to anyone reading along who finds this tedious: sorry. I really am. But ask around about how determinned I get about things when I care about them. You might not see it this way, but I very literally feel like I have no other choice. Call it a character flaw if you want. It probably is.

And to you, Dogz: I'm done trying to play nice nice with you. I've tried peace offerings with you, I've tried bozoing you, I've tried ignoring you - all of them have failed. I've tried teaching you the very fundamental reasons why I hate you so much. I've tried to tell you how these things deter from whatever it is you are trying to say. And you have repeatedly thanked me and promised to never let these things happen. But you lack the ability to learn and you keep repeating your logical fallacies and I just can't take any more. You are a human cancer in every sense of the word.

If this were a bad action movie I would finish this with "it's time to take out the trash..."

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 03:59 PM
Oh Jesus... new [re: b_mardle]  

It's like a retard laughing that he crapped his pants.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Shelle
(crash course raver)
01/01/06 04:05 PM
Don't get mad, get diagnostic new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Is this the first time you've come across someone with a really bad case of ADD coupled with ASD, Monkey?

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.


diamondogz74
(freecloud)
01/01/06 04:05 PM
Re: Oh Jesus... new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

For the past I-don't-know-how-long, it has been my goal that if the mods won't ban you to make this place so inhospitable to you that you simply leave.


I no longer fall for your nonsense.



I'm walking.

London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 04:11 PM
Re: Don't get mad, get diagnostic new [re: Shelle]  

In reply to:

Is this the first time you've come across someone with a really bad case of ADD coupled with ASD, Monkey?


I doubt it.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/01/06 04:11 PM
Re: Oh Jesus... new [re: diamondogz74]  

That's a cat.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle


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