You know, Dogz, there are many people who you can pay to be your English tutor. And before you ask; no, I don't know who exactly - but I do know that they exist. Remember Google? That little website I told you about where you ask it questions and it gives you answers? Start there.

We at TW are not your a) unpaid tutors, b) unpaid researchers, or c) friends. So pick two of the three assumptions to stop making and you will annoy people about 50% less.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Hey! I consider Dogz a friend. And I would be glad to give him English lessons. Mind you, I'm not an English major, but at least I passed all four classes!




Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring... Bananaphone!

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We at TW are not your a) unpaid tutors, b) unpaid researchers

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Who do you mean by we? the numourous alters you have sprinkled around TW.

Exactly what's your problem???

Too Impatient?
Incompatible Computer?
Or just plain Stupid?



London Bye Ta-Ta...

Monkeyboy, this is the drooler's greatest service to the TW community: he acts as a cut-through-the-shit moron detector.

Like, until now, I wasn't sure that Mandy here was a moron. I had My suspicions of course, but no proof.

Thanks to the drooling fool, I now know she's another drooler, and I didn't even have to waste precious time looking at her awful blog (I don't need to look at it now to know it must be awful).

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."

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Your dog looks Jewish to me.

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That is hilarious.

So, does, like, nobody post here anymore? TWO DAYS
since a post in the Coffee Shop? Good god. It's like a nightmarish, Mad Max-esque vision of the future where the
wildly insane/retarded have taken over and we have only
Monkeyboy to restore order.

I mean, I guess that's what Mad Max is about.
I haven't actually seen it.

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TWO DAYS
since a post in the Coffee Shop?

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Where did you get two days from?

Don't dream it, be it.

The day that Effee met my mothers Jack Russel puppy for the first time, some growling, but otherwise a good first meeting.




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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I mean, I guess that's what Mad Max is about. I haven't actually seen it.

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Well, since I fell asleep watching The Road Warrior on IFC last night, and because I've seen the first half of Beyond Thunderdome fifteen times, I feel qualified to tell you that it's basically like Waterworld in a desert, without Jeanne Tripplehorn fucking things up.

Elvenlass: Xena looks a lot like my dog, so your claim of "most beautiful" isn't without merit.

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher

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Elvenlass: Xena looks a lot like my dog, so your claim of "most beautiful" isn't without merit.

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Haha, that's cool. As I write this, she's lying down on the floor next to me looking up at me with her gorgeous eyes!

Here's a picture I just must share of my dog Petie with one of my cats.
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." ~Peter O'Toole.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.