I think this list is just brilliant

Please take a look, It's not genitalia, It's people.

The Celebrity Cunt Database

The Celebrity Cunt Database
Cunt Listings (click column headings to sort)
SM: smugness. PR: primadonna. UA: undue adulation.
OO: offensive opinions. HY: hypocrisy. AA: appalling acts.

Name SM PR UA OO HY AA overall
AA Gill 10 5 5 7 2 2 31
Ben Elton 9 3 7 4 9 2 34
Bernard Manning 6 4 1 10 1 3 25
Bill Gates 7 5 8 4 6 8 38
Chris Evans 9 10 7 4 2 5 37
Craig David 7 4 8 0 2 1 22
Danny Baker 8 3 1 1 2 3 18
Diego Maradonna 5 10 0 1 6 7 29
Don King 8 5 5 5 10 10 43
Elton John 7 10 9 2 5 6 39
Emlyn Hughes 7 5 3 7 2 2 26
Gary Bushell 8 8 1 9 5 3 34
Gary Glitter 2 5 0 3 2 10 22
Gary Rhodes 4 9 7 1 2 2 25
Geri Halliwell 4 8 9 7 6 1 35
Jeffrey Archer 10 5 6 7 9 6 43
Jim Davidson 6 5 7 10 1 7 36
Michael Winner 8 9 4 9 2 4 36
Mike Tyson 4 5 3 5 2 10 29
Noel Edmonds 8 5 1 6 4 6 30
P Diddy 6 8 8 2 7 6 37
Paul Daniels 6 4 1 7 5 2 25
Paul Gascoigne 4 3 2 1 2 7 19
Peter Stringfellow 9 4 6 8 2 5 34
Phil Collins 8 4 9 7 9 2 39
Richard Branson 9 4 10 7 7 5 42
Richard Madeley 9 7 6 2 3 5 32
Robbie Williams 9 6 9 1 2 4 31
Ronan Keating 8 5 10 1 3 4 31
Rupert Murdoch 5 4 6 8 4 10 37
Sir Jimmy Saville 5 7 7 7 7 6 39
Stan Collymore 2 9 2 1 3 7 24
Sting 9 4 9 4 7 5 38
Vanessa Feltz 4 8 1 4 5 3 25
William Shatner 8 7 7 4 4 6 36



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So what you you doing searching for celebrity cunts?

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Well for one! proving a thread I made earlier that a certain Robbie Williams is considered one and not just by me, always nice to have some allies.

Robbie Williams 9 6 9 1 2 4 31





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SM: smugness - 10.
PR: primadonna - 8
UA: undue adulation - 0 .
OO: offensive opinions - 10.
HY: hypocrisy -10.
AA: appalling acts -10.

TOTAL CUNT!


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

So, where's Bowie?

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey

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So, where's Bowie?

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He's along with Marc Bolan, on the celebrity love list.


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So, where's Bowie?

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Hmm, let's see.

SM: smugness.

He used to be unbearably smug about the fact that he smoked with no apparent health problems, his wealth, talent and wardrobe. Let's call it 8.

PR: primadonna.
Hrmmm, I think he's relatively grounded. For a megastar at least. Let's say 1.

UA: undue adulation.
0. All adulation is quite due in his case.

OO: offensive opinions.
Just current, or lifetime achievement? Let's call it the latter, and garnering together some iffy views on Hitler, women and art muder, give him a resounding 9.

HY: hypocrisy.
Where does hypocrisy end and lying for entetainment value begin? OK: 5.

AA: appalling acts.
Marrying Angie, have a kid with Angie, neglecting a kid with Angie, divorcing Angie, hawking everything from bank cards to vanity websites to his fanz, canceling his turn of the millennium concert while pocketing a fat fee, marrying an uppity nig, first claiming homos as his own and then disowning them, the 77 mustache......10 already!

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.