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anisette
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 09:15 PM
WARNING WARNING WARNING new  

We are about to be invaded by a band of teenage newbies. I've spotted a few hanging around with their myspaces and livejournals all hanging out like so much avril lavigne shirt-tail. Some of them have already infiltrated, but there are many many more to come.


Either you look at it as "ooh fresh meat!" or you look at it as "oh god not again..."

I personally hate to think of the trials they will go through, and the trials I will go through trying to skip over their posts. So I'm not looking forward to this.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I want to poop back and forth. ))<>((

power2charm
(wild eyed peoploid)
01/10/06 09:30 PM
First I will teach the newbie about metaphors new [re: anisette]  

I want to adopt a newbie and take it home and do experiments on it. Maybe have scenarios, like I used to do with my Fisher Price people. I had the houseboat and the garage and the airport and the barn, and damn, were there a lot of natural disasters in their world. I presaged global warming!

Anyway, I hope newb comes with its own dental plan, cos I don't have one and I've been hankerin' for some gold crowns.

____
Kid, you've paid your dues...dues and dues. ~J. Tweedy

SoulLoveChild
(acolyte)
01/10/06 09:36 PM
B.U.S.T.E.D. new [re: anisette]  

DAMN, my lurking disguise got busted

The prospect of p2c doing experiements on me is fucking about a bit with my head though. I'm almost turned on but then again....





I am your future, I am tomorrow, I am the end

anisette
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 09:39 PM
Re: B.U.S.T.E.D. new [re: SoulLoveChild]  

heeheeee lurking disguise. that's cute. like something from harry potter, but with way fewer dollar signs (or pound signs?) attached to it.

I want to poop back and forth. ))<>((

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/10/06 10:09 PM
Re: WARNING WARNING WARNING [re: anisette]  

In reply to:

I personally hate to think of the trials they will go through


...WHAT?!

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Marquis
(acolyte)
01/10/06 10:20 PM
Be you man or b u mardle? new [re: Monkeyboy]  

Hey, any chance we can all just get together and formalize some sort of due process for Newby Trials? Perhaps you mods who've come straggling in from Winter Break would like to set up a round table discussion over at Mod HQ?

pablo can head up the Public Defender's Office, and Monkeyboy and Strawski can be the D.A.s.*

I'd nominate myself for a role, but I've developed a standing rule against using myself as a character in my FanFic.

In any case, the State Executioner must surely wear a ski-mask.

*You can shoot it out over who's McCoy and who's Carmichael.

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher


anisette
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 10:55 PM
Re: Be you man or b u mardle? new [re: Marquis]  

matt that's the funniest post title i've read in like 3 days or something.

now i've just gotten that, "what the hell am i doing here all the time?" feeling.

you know the one i'm talking about.

anyway, what i was going to say is that if you need an executionner in a ski mask, you know you're going to have to call upon thomaswood. now if someone doesn't get that fucker posting back here in the next week and 3 days, i am going to have to start lacing my pms with anthrax or at least e coli. (that's private messages, fuckers, not pre-menstrual syndrome)



I want to poop back and forth. ))<>((

anisette
(stardust savant)
01/10/06 11:04 PM
Re: WARNING WARNING WARNING new [re: Monkeyboy]  

In reply to:

...WHAT?!


i feel kinda sorry for the little fuckers. i can't help it. i'm a very empathetic person. i can feel their indignation and hear their angry gum smacking right through the monitor.

I want to poop back and forth. ))<>((

Monkeyboy
(band intro)
01/10/06 11:20 PM
Re: WARNING WARNING WARNING [re: anisette]  

Sorry, I was going more for "what is everyone looking at?" than "why are you saying such a thing?" I blame my bad delivery.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Vanessa_Y
(crash course raver)
01/10/06 11:25 PM
Re: WARNING WARNING WARNING [re: anisette]  

YEAH, because all teenagers are alike, just like all adults are alike, right? I think this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile....

"I suppose if I were a lot older--like 40 or 50--I'd be a wonderful sugar daddy to some little queen down in Kensington. I'd have a houseboy named Richard to order around."DB, 1976





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