DIE!


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

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Why kill him when a skilled torturer could keep him alive for years in a perpetual state of agony?

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

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How long did it take you to come up with that, fabulous post?
I lost all will to live straight after i saw this thread, but thankfully i had an vision from the sky...

Thank's fellaws


ps: Who's alter are you?

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

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Or vice versa

Don't be to hard on the guy, we all start off awkwardly after all.


London Bye Ta-Ta...

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Don't be to hard on the guy, we all start off awkwardly after all.

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I think there's a significant difference between "starting off awkward" and deliberately pissing everyone off.

I'm always down for some Wang Chung... in bed.

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Don't be to hard on the guy, we all start off awkwardly after all.

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We do?

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

I'm not biting Daniel




London Bye Ta-Ta...

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deliberately pissing everyone off.

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So you are pissed off after all!

Not that i didn't know it before...
This is for you:

And not forgetting your canadien chums.


Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

Billy, is that a picture of your paedophile uncles?


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

The contents of Retardvol's hardrive;

- "English for Dummies" Tm (Everything you ever needed to know about the English Language but were afraid to ask)
- The complete works of Rudyard Kipling in MP4 format.
- A Picture of his own arse hilariously taken on a photocopier and named arse_001
- His plans for getting off the dole and securing a career as an inflatable Stalin sex doll manufacturer.
- 1 picture of American Flag being burned
- 1 picture of Bald Baby
- 1 picture of Stalin and Lenin
- 1 picture of his own arse that he already owns but named arse_002
- A shopping list in notepad format; 1 packet of Bombay Mix, 1 packet of Haribo, 5 tins of Birds custard and 1 packet of Oxo cubes.
- A love letter composed to Tina Turner in which he begs her to fulfil his private sexual fantasy of dressing up like Aunty Entity from Mad Max 3 and singing simply the best whilst suspended on special effects wires.
- A folder entitled "WankFodder" with three pictures of DD74 in it on holiday with his shirt open and striking a manly pose.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Revol, I am going to assume that you are capable of learning so here we go:

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So you are pissed off after all!

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There's a big spectrum of pissed-offedness. On one end is the genuine, steaming rage that someone feels when genuinely angered by real, honest attacks. On the other is the anal wart sort of feeling where you just wish the source of anger would be surgically removed as soon as possible. The latter is, I feel, where your material lies.


And as for the CourdryBaby, I just don't get it. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that it's funny to you on some level for some reason. If that's the case, in all honesty, well done and keep it up. But if you think that we are getting anything out of it - anything, that is, besides seeinng you as a window-licker - you might want to re-consider your loyalty to this particular schtick.

"I was borned in england." - b_mardle

Very jewish of you, you gave an answer to my question with another question.
Once again, who's alter are you?

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

A quick question.
Monkeyboy, do you have a problem with me sending that same pic over and over again?


Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

'Retardvol'

No, it still sounds pretty lousy

I'm a bit ashamed for you really, such effort clearly went in to that message. May i ask the purpose of that message?

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

I was down the pub the other day and I met this bloke who wanted to sell me an unabridged copy of "Brideshead revisited". He claimed he'd bought it off an old Tinker on his way out of Skelmesford. I gave him the same reply that I give you now.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Well, since no one has a problem with me posting the same pic all the time, i'll continue then...


Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

Billy, you will find the answer here.


I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

That's it, I can't take anymore. Bozo time. Hopefully it'll make some sort of a difference. If there's any justice, he'll be banned some time this week.

Hello, my name is schizophrenic and I support the extermination of all communists.

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Bozo time

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Jackpot

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It wouldn't make any difference at all. I would keep coming back, and back, and back...


Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

you cant bozo me. Paka!

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION

How sad this is...
But not for me
Hello comrad.

Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is EXTINCTION