According to Humanforsale.com, I'm worth $1,670,900. How about the rest of you?

Don't dream it, be it.

$3,290,904

So....who has that kind of money and wants me?

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

cash or credit?

i'm a mean motherfucker now but i once was cool

I'm worth $1,073,000 - I lost value for being divorced, being bisexual, smoking a little pot, being on a low income and weighing slightly over 150lbs. Oh well!

The difference between pleasure and pain is perception

A bargain at 1.3M, let me tell you.

I find it interesting that beyond what I was born with (being a white male), the most valuable thing about me is *still* my SAT scores. Just as I've been saying for years.

bitch niggaz talk behind ya back like a catcher
either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher

I'm worth an infinity.

You are the oats and I am the honey. Together we make granola.

$1,618,620, and worth every penny!

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

$1, 744, 048.

$2,058,538. For just 50 cents more you can get the medium.

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

$1,488,730

"I find freedom only in the realms of my own eccentricity"
-David Bowie