I was 17. It was a very good year.

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.

I was 19 and my girlfriend had really thick lips. We were in a tent in a camping area in Yellowstone National Park. It was totally unexpected and I think I've only reached such orgasmic heights once and that......is another story....

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I was 17 and my boyfriend had a really thick dick. We were in a manor in Brittany. It was totally expected and I think I've only reached such orgasmic heights once and that......is just now...

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.

My first blowjob was an act of masturbation. I enjoyed it in all respects, but my neck was very sore for days.

I was 15 at the time. I am not so limber any more.

I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

The first blow job I gave was at the beginning of the summer following 6th grade during a very surprising game of truth or dare with my best friend.

How we went from drawing cartoons depicting Sonny Bono dieing in lots of interesting ways, (the image of him parachuting into a mine field springs to my recollection) to that, I'll never know.

I do remember briefly holding it in my mouth like a thermometer - not moving my head at all. He thought it was because I didn't know what to do, but really, I was just confused about the stipulations of the dare.

He never came. He might have been too young, I'm not sure.

We hung out one time after that and it was dreadfully awkward, then he avoided me for the rest of the summer.

The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

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My first blowjob was an act of masturbation.

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I wish I could do that. Then no need to have relationships with other beings anymore.

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.

My first job was part time for a few weekdays at one of the local estate agents it was a job which seriously did blow.

don't u wish you're post was hot like mine don't ya don't ya (from that crappy pop song)

How old were you? (sorry but "6th grade" means nothing to me)

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He never came. He might have been too young, I'm not sure.

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You're better at foof-munching and you know it.

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.

Stop being so smart, Jamie.

Do you know who sank the Titanic?
Iceberg. A Jew, again.

I don't remember my first blow job (I'd like to say 'sadly' but it's probably a good thing that it's escpaed my memory).

I sure as hell remember my best one (and there has been an achingly memorable one more than some of the other amazing ones. That was my first incredible one and I couldn't believe that someone else could know a pussy THAT well! Nothing quite as uplifting as being in the mouth of a professional)







I am your future, I am tomorrow, I am the end